Free Goods Friday: 686

August 3

It’s Friiiiday! Which of course means we are giving away more free gear as part of our Free Goods Friday series. This week we are giving away more summer product from 686. Since we are giving you the chance to beef up your wardrobe we want to hear more about what you currently have. In the comment section below tell us about your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. We will pick our favorite answer/story to get hooked up with some fresh new gear from 686 in hopes to put an end to that embarrassment.

Contest ends 8/10/12

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http://www.facebook.com/spud.56 Brad Black

One day when I went to school in grade 7 it was one of the last days of school and we were waiting for the buses to arrive and everybody was saying goodbyes and then I noticed that everybody was pointing at me and laughing and giggling I looked down and my shorts had a hole right in the butt of them.
http://www.facebook.com/Bitslaw73 Stephen Harvey

Wish I could leave a picture. When I spilled PBR down my crotch and then had to speak in front of my entire family reunion. Picture totally looks like I pissed myself :)
Greg S

Sharted myself at work… didnt know I was sick until it hit me in the calf. True story.
http://www.facebook.com/christopher.winze Christopher Christopher Winze

I once wore a sports pant in darkblue together with a brown hard rock zip hoodie a normal black shirt a some purled socks which were made by my grandma together with some orange flip-flops. yeah I think this was the most embarrasing outfit ever… :D
http://www.facebook.com/dhruszko Devin Hruszko

Last season when I was snowboarding, I was riding and all of a sudden things got cold. I looked down and realized my pants were around my ankles. I didn’t have a belt so I bought a bootlace and tied it around. It didn’t hold and I kept going “birthday-suit” down the mountain the rest of the day. Moral of the story: Always try on your gear BEFORE riding. Almost as embarassing as when I ripped my jeans from my ass to my calf skateboarding.
http://www.facebook.com/i.did.not.create.this Norman Javier

in grade two i pooped my pants, got scared, and didnt know what to do. i had jogging pants on with the elastic bottoms so the log stayed at my ankles. the smell started to creep but spread everywhere so it wasnt so centralized around me. the teacher told us to check the bottoms of our shoes to see who stepped in dog poop…. “not me!” haha. fifteen mins later the bell rang for lunch. i went home, got my g-ma to clean me up, went back and no one knew. stealth. mrs. reffo, if you’re reading this… it was me.
Marshall Smith

Last year in shop class, I couldn’t help but laugh hysterically when one of my friends bent over and ripped his khaki’s and boxers at the same time. The sheer ridiculousness of both layers of clothing failing so spectacularly was hilarious. Well karma has a funny way of biting you in the ass, and later that class period it took a big bite out of the seat of my jeans. Nobody noticed, but I spent the rest of the class pulling my shirt down to cover the gaping hole in the ass/crotch of my pants
AlecG

This isn’t really a wardrobe malfunction as much as it’s a user fail, but I think it still counts. Like three weeks ago my friend was having a going away party because he was moving. I wore this striped v-neck I had just bought the day before for $25. I thought it was pretty cool, but my friends didn’t seem to share my enthusiasm. They started making fun of me for it, and then one friend told me he had seen the shirt in a women’s clothing section. I thought he was joking, but then he checked the tag and said,”Yeah, that’s a women’s large.” I didn’t believe him, but then a bunch of my friends checked the tag and they said it was womens’ as well, and then finally my girlfriend told me she had a shirt just like it. I suddenly believed them, and I said I was leaving as a joke. Then i just grabbed the shirt and tore it right down the middle, trying to laugh the embarrassing situation off. Little did I know that it was actually a guys shirt, and my friends were just screwing with me. They then said they really had liked the shirt. Waste of $25.
Mark SLC

My dog pantsed me naked in front of 2 neighbor girls when I was like 8 years old… Hilarious now, tragic then.
Ryker Holbrook

i dress for malfunctions on purpose. hippie life bros.
The Rod

One time I was wearing a condom and it broke…..
http://www.facebook.com/daymeinh Daymein Hertenstein

I was snowboarding last season and hit a jump land pretty low a rip the hole ass of my. Pants and I just kept riding the rest of the day like that thank for thermals
Daniels45

no doubt i was at a huge youth conference with like 5000 kids and my dad was with me and for some reason he talked me into standing on a chair and then all of a sudden he shanked me out of nowhere in front of every one easily the most embarrassing moment of my life
Pierce Snyder

This last season i was at bear mountain, and to the very left of chair 9 where the rollers are i tried transferring from to lip to the side of them and found myself flying off the side of the mountain. I hit multiple rocks and sticks down the icy side of the mountain. When i finally got back up the side of the mountain i found that my pants and boxers had ripped perfectly down my ass. I rode the rest of the day with my ass completely showing. Whatever though i aint just gonna not ride for the day. The lifts sucked because of the water and ice left on them and the moisture in the cushion. While lapping the park i got some of the funniest looks just because my ass was as white as the snow .
brady earley

last season i hit a jump pretty hard and wiped out and my supenders tore my pants open, so i had a big hole all day in my pants luckily it was the last day of the trip
Niclas Swartz

i lost a bet and had to do a front flip on snowboard in my pink flower boksers in front of every body i worked with. i made one off the best front flip that day :)
Dan Gilheney

Somehow snagged the armpit area of my t-shirt and ripped it just before school. Spent the entire day with my sleeve just kinda hanging there.
captainpanther

Last season I was on the My-Oh-My skatepark at Brighton and while trying to tail press the long flat I totally missed it and assed myself. As I was picking myself up, I realized that it made me poop myself pretty hard.
http://www.facebook.com/zethanstrusis Zethan Strusis

So was Shredding Sierra @ Tahoe last year and poking it down Westbowl when I hit a mogel and somehow went into a cart wheel about 40mph. Lost my VZ googles, 64 MBA ipod and ripped my Burton pull over shell. Back at the car was sippn whiskey and got all knarled out pissed and ended up breaking my VZ polarized sunglasses. Too top it of my Cartels (binding) was tweeked, the metal on back was bent up. So long story short….went to six month Veterans rehab and choose not to drink anymore. I do choose to shred still and will need to purchase a jacket and googles this season so I can shred. No more spray on weatherizers LOL. Thanks for time.. zethanstrusis@yahoo.com
http://www.facebook.com/bassgoater Bruce Bryner

So it’s Winter… I’m at a bar following a day of riding, after some burrs the macho talk starts and we start discussing who pulled a better 3, or 7, or whatever, eventually turns into a game of Charades. I try to freestyle charade a 3 to frontside a box “which is barchair”… I kick the chair out, rip my crotch, and land painfully. After being laughed, and sharing the laugh, I shared an open view of crotch for the rest of the evening.. which cut my bartab down :)
ELI

I don’t know what my pants were doing, but in my senior picture it looks like I have a raging boner. This was brought to my attention by my little sister 2 days after we mailed them out to family. Who knows, maybe I really did just have a boner. Whatever, boners are rad.
ish

scraped the back of my shorts on a nail and showed everyone my left butt cheek right before a wedding
http://www.facebook.com/kyle.harding.142 Kyle Harding

when i was younger i played baseball for a few years. the game went into extra innings and i pissed myself in the outfield just before the game ended. no one would have noticed until i sat on the would bench and left a wet ass mark
Jonny Blaze

Ahhh yes, wardrobe malfunction…This makes me think of the time when I was getting ready to hit the gym one morning this past winter. I live with my girlfriend and she loves to wear my sweatpants when hanging around the house at night, etc.

So, I got up and threw on some shorts and then the same sweatpants I let her wear the night before over them. Got a hoody, and headed to the gym. It was winter time so sweats over the shorts are a must. I got there at 5AM before work at 8AM. At my gym, they have little hooks on the wall for you to hang your keys, sweatshirts, whatever. These hooks are out in the open so everyone can see you from there… I go to take off my hoody, hang up my keys, then slid off my sweatpants. As I took the sweats off and hung them up, at the corner of my eye I noticed something black fall on the ground from one of the pant legs. Looked like a really thin headband or something. I took a closer look and it was my girls black G-string from the previous night!!! It was lying right on the floor out in the open. Ohhh sh*t!!! So I bent over and picked that up faster than a PBR at a backyard BBQ. There was this old man and some other people nearby that saw it all go down. This dude was lookin at me all weird like I was some panty-lovin freak who brings them with me and sniffs them sh*ts when I’m by myself. I couldn’t help but laugh at how ridiculous and creepy I musta looked. Hhaaa.
http://www.facebook.com/matt.harney.9 Matt Harney

at a pool party at one of my friends houses we were all swimming and i didn’t have any trunks that fit so while i was swimming i looked down and i didn’t see my trunks and everyone was laughing and then someone found my trunks in the skimmer it was easally the most embarassing time of my life.
Chuck

I was going snowboarding with my uncle in Oregon and he said i didn’t need to bring any snowboard clothes, because he wanted to buy me all new stuff. I told him is was a men’s small, he accidentally bought me a kids small coat and pants. lets just say I had to sag my pants a little bit.
Amanda Moran

I have this Maxi dress (those long-ass dresses, boys) that was a bit too long for me all though I would still wear it all the time. One day I was running around the office trying to get stuff done and when I walked over to the kitchen area, I stepped on the front of my dress. If you haven’t guessed, my dress was immediately pulled down and everyone in that break room could see it all. My bra and my underwear. Way to go, Amanda. Way to go.
http://www.facebook.com/keith.harasymiw Keith Harasymiw

So I had broken my leg and had dislocated my shoulder so putting on anything was a feat. So I had these comfy pj pants on and I didn’t worry about underwear. Well to get to the good part, my gf’s mom was over and I got up to go get a drink from the fridge. As I turned around the gf’s mom noticed my weiner was hanging out. It took her a few seconds to say anything but, she’s been super nice to me ever since. Haha love ya momma kim
alter.ego

It was a really hot day and me and my buds were heading off to the the county fair. I threw on a shirt and some swim shorts. We decided to get on a ride and it was a lot of fun, but I kept noticing people laughing and pointing as I would spin passed them. I looked around to see what was going on and brushed it off thinking somebody had blew chunks. As I was getting off the ride a girl told me thanks for the show. I walked a little further a guy came up and told me free ballin probably wasn’t the best idea on a ride like that. Apparently my nuts were falling out of my shorts and flailing around the whole damn ride. I don’t think I’ve ever been more red-faced in my life.
http://www.facebook.com/trevor.burnett.31 Trevor Burnett

I went to throw my sweatshirt off and my hat fell off when I was skateboarding.
garry keddy

I was in grade 3 mom had just bought me these pants I wanted running around in gym glass I could hear a rip but looked around didnt see any holes in the pants no problem, but when sitting in glass I put my legs up on my desk to show off my new pants and a hole rips open from seem to seem right in the croth with the female teacher looking down it and im rockin comando that day man could never look at her in the eye again
Drew

In 3rd grade my grandmother made me pajama pants which I wore to pj day and they ripped in the middle of the school play. I was 9 and still remember the kids making fun of me. Not as bad if it happend today cuz I’m 15.
http://www.facebook.com/natasha.black.378 Natasha Black

well i don’t wear my suspenders over my shoulder when i shred i just let them hang at my sides. so i was on the lift and when we got to the top and i went to get off it somehow got hooked on the chair and i got yanked around by my strap and hung there 3ft off the ground until the lift operator stopped laughing and shut the lift down. well then they had to get ski patrol up with a ladder and unhook me. by this time a crowd was gathered, including my parents and siblings and just as they get me loose my boarding pants ripped and slid down my legs taking my base layer and underwear with them, showing the entire growing group of spectators my um “ass-ets”. lesson learned, wear your straps the way they were meant to be worn lol
Sean

i had a pair of white swim trunks and i was leap frogging over this pole into the water and, well… now there’s a giant hole right around the crotch region
cam

i was wakeboarding with a large group of friends and when my turn was done i climbed up onto the boat and sat down. a couple girls started to giggle but i ignored them. about five minutes later i noticed that the velcro on my boardshorts had come undone and my entire package had fallen out while i was wakeboarding.
mark

It was a hotter day then the guy below this comment. And it started with my friend recharged his car battery and filled it with water. His car was ghetto with the car battery powering the guitar amp n the back that he used for his sound system. I farther it out to his car from the garage and felt something wet. The battery lid wasn’t all the way on and my pants were soaked on my thighs and my crotch. He said don’t worry its water. So It ended up drying with what I thought was the end of it. Well a few hours later I have this fucking chick come up to me while drunk off my ass at this party. Im just hanging on the couch and she says hey your penis is showing. To my surprise ot was, the fucking battery acid burnt through my pants and boxers. So let’s just say that was my most emabassing wardrobe malfunction
De

I shit my pants at the air port. fml.
Jordan

Got up before school and got dressed the same as every morning. Went to college and as I was getting changed for PE my mates started laughing and I realized I wasn’t wearing my boxers… I was wearing my sisters bright pink buzzy bee ones. Next time I should Turn the light on -___-
freeballer

After a day of shredding me and my bro went to the parking lot to load the gear back in my car and leave for the day. I started taking off my Jacket and pants because everything was wet even down to my underwear since it was march and the snow was slush. I thought that the coast was clear and didn’t see anyone around in the parking lot so I made a screen with my front and back car door to change into some dry shorts. well by the time i was stripped down naked i realized that in the car right beside me were two girls a mother and daughter i think and their windows were pretty tinted at first so i didnt see them. i quickly put on my shorts and told my bro what just happened and we started laughing about it and weren’t even sure if they were paying attention since they didnt react at all after talking about it for a while we also realized that their sunroof was open and that there was no way they didnt hear everything we were saying. i have never been more embarrassed in my life or more cracked up. it is a story i will never forget

alter.ego

Try Utah. Never left the mountain wet. Nothing but dry pow here.

http://www.facebook.com/Aidenchmura Aiden Sol Chmura

in vermont its always wet! haha

kj

So my dad took us to the dentist office one day wearing his old camo shorts that used to be pants at one point. My mom had told him many time to please throw the shorts away. He resorted to Duct tape in certain spots and had frayed up to the point of sketchy shortness. He failed to wear underwear. While in the waiting room there began to be a lot of whispering and talking amongst some of the mothers in the waiting room. Turns out there was a certain item of my dad’s that was hanging out in the open air. Good times.
http://cinephiliaque.blogspot.com/ Michaël Parent

I don’t want to make up a story. Just want the free stuff!
http://www.facebook.com/darricke.kim Darricke Tee Kim

High school gym locker room – I was changing into my gym shorts for cross country. I pulled down my jeans but when I did, my boxers somehow got caught and was pulled down along with my jeans. I didn’t realize it until my buddy yelled at me to pull my pants up. Luckily, I was only a kid in high school so this event would never come back up again. I remember this like it was yesterday.
http://www.facebook.com/simon.haywood.92 Simon Haywood

Ive managed to stay so poor since my winter season, trying to sort gear for next year that I don’t own any summer clothes. It’s getting hot out there :( but only a few months of it left!
http://www.facebook.com/Aidenchmura Aiden Sol Chmura

in fith grade (last year) i was going to wear my new shorts that i thought were really cool. but i was so fucused on finding those shorts that i ended up not wearing anything but my underwear. it wasent untill i was on the bus to school that i realized i had no pants on and i ran into the school and into the bathroom. I stayed there for about 45 minuts untill i got really bored. Then i snuck into the nurses office. i told her what happened and asked her if she had extra pants. sh said she did but she only had pink fuzzy sweat pands that were about 3 sizes too small. everyone laughfed at me for the rest of the day.