secretly looking at women, clearly.

A quick substitution for your shades on the way to the hill.

i should use a pair of Comrade goggles for swimm in a big swimming pool full of candies :D yeeeee!

wearing them to look fly and so you cant tell what im looking like a girl.

Depending on what the tint of this particular lens is, I would use those goggles to color correct T-bird’s ginger beard to look less ginger while watching the live webcast of the 30th US open from my desk (yes, i’m implying I’d wear these goggles at my desk at work). It would also work in other scenarios. Say for instance I was shredding on the east coast (like I always do because i’m too poor to afford real snow) and I were to bump into the famous and talanted Pat Moore. As much as I love me some Pat Moore, I think I’d love him more with these goggles on, changing his ginger hue to more of a handsome brunette.

So as you can see, these goggles are an absolute necessity for me.

Cheers from Maine,
-Randy

it could be useful in a zombie apocalipse

I would use my Comrade goggles, to ride my snowboard while checking the chicks, protected against the sun, powder faceshots, and the thing around them, called boyfriends.
And of course, don’t take little flying bug’s in the eyes while riding.

using them as official hater blockers at school, letting all other students and teachers know where my priorities are at

My goggles were stolen at heavenly so I could really use a new pair. Been using sunglasses

give them to a girl and then lay her on her back, and well you know why she needs the goggles.

When your friend pukes into your face you would be fully prepaired for the spaghetti, meatballs and garlic bread, and that facemask would be clutch as well.

I’ve got a broken windscreen on my car, goggles would be a fantastic wind stopper for my eyes :)

Rock em while I’m flying – down a hill, up a wall, off a stage, and choppin onions.

I would use the goggles if i was stranded in the desert to prtect my eyes and also put water in that i have taken from a cactus in.

I would be in deep space as Buzz Lightyear with my nephew as Woody. And then we could watch that dvd in our cardboard ship.

I would use them to keep the web out of my eyes while flying between the buildings in New York City. Plus they would look freakin awesome on Spiderman, who is me.

they would make quite a stylish hat

To catch grasshoppers – using circling motion to hypnotize.

I dont know about you guts, but id be eating my cereal out of those bad boys.

Snowmobiling and the occasional epic snowball fights

What wouldn’t I use them for? I would just wear them everywhere.

To look at the sun

to give them as a birthday present to my friend if they don’t suit me :-D well, hooking up ladies is not a bad idea, afterall. They like nice guys with the nice gear :-)

I can eat out of them. Perhaps a delicious red curry. Later on, I can put them through the washing machine and go to a rave. And then I can get an undercut and tell people I’m Skrillex.

I would gift Shaun White with those to distract from his ugly leather-leopard outfit.

Protecting your eyes from the sheer awsomeness that is snowboarder magazine, of course!

I would go naked longboarding with those goggles the only thing on

Future Sunglasses!

Pop some clear or silver mirrors for summer dirtbiking in tahoe.

I would wear the goggles and take a flight out to the jungles of Brazil. There I would impress the natives with my stylish and quite amazing apparel. After I would go on a Jaguar hunt and mezmerize the beast by waving the goggles around in an amazing fashion. finally I would take the coat of the beast and wear it as a cape while bombing hills on the mountian. Just a though.

for awesome fucking snowboarding, they’re awesome fucking snowboarding goggles

Proper for podium Champagne-spraying celebrations.

For when your friend’s wearing bubble rap round his head and your hitting him instead of helping your wife move out, the google’s might help stop the ringing in his ears.

You get injured and are stuck in the backcountry with people coming in a day. You need a way to stay warm so you pop out the Comrade lens, and magnify the Sun’s rays to start a fire. With the fire going, you are provided with warmth, security from animals, and a way to cook and animals that you are able to catch. You survive the encounter and deem the Comrade goggles the best for backcountry survival.

torstein invites you to ride some sick pow at mt. baker, there’s a freaking snowstorm out there, you can only rely on the best goggles, anon baby

A dip bowl four your chips while your watching Bode Merrill and Jeremy Jones shred the gnar!

Scuba diving, of course.

Other uses? When would I get a chance to use then while not snowboarding. If you aint shredding, why aren’t you? Get back on the slopes son.

I could use sunlight through the lense to start fires….. because these goggles are hot!!

i’d probably use it for my cereal. gotta have my pops..

If I had these goggles I would wear them as sunglasses to the beach in summer to get keen for SNOWBOARD SEASON!!

To prevent myself from being blinded by the sun and the reflection of it by the snow, and to stop the snow getting in my eyes because of the huge sprays. Why else?

use the strap as a tourniquet in an emergency situation

I would use it as a slingshot for snowballs while snowboarding in spring !

I would use the stylish Comrades to go underwater fishing. Yeah it gets that crazy. But with these goggles I can see every fish within a 100000yrd radius! I’ll be bringing home a good dinner..

Welding!

When im drunk and with an ugly girl, put them on her and she is an automatic 10! I might need a couple pairs though in case the first breaks :)

I will wear them in everyday situations such as driving my car; if the tops down goggles are on, cooking filet mignon; because different spices are shot in your face, and best of all wear them snowboarding. The more I wear the goggles the more the attention is on me.

i would wear them around my neck and let the crummy mess i make from eating fall into them. (unfortunately, my parents never taught me to chew with me mouth closed… and now that im 21, its proven to be a hard habit to break.)

then i could pour the collection crums into my mouth, and blow all the little specs left out. (my years as a broke lifty has truely taught me how precious every bite of food really is.)

of course i would only do this with dry, not greasy foods… actaully i wouldnt do it at all… but it could be done.

and lastly, i would put them on my head and tear it up out there, just knowing how awesome i look in my new goggs!

They would be great for looking stylish while chopping onions, and to avoid crying in front of your buds.

I’d use comrade as an egalitarian form of address and common title to supporters of the shred that replaces hierarchical and gender-based titles.

1. during an expedition to desert to protect the eyes from sand and dust.
2. SOS signal during sunny weather (mirrored lens)
3. To play Snowboard games on PS3 or XBox for better life-like experience :-)

Comrade goggles: Protection from sun, snow, ice, wind, rain and swipes from boarder hungry ski bunnies!

Comrade goggles be my new summer shades. I would use them during any outdoor activity and especially fishing. They would give me the ability to see the fishes in the deep blue sea and catch em all. I could change the sport of fishing forever. Wouldn’t Anon want to be a part of that??

I would use them to snowboard. WHY? Because they are snowboarding goggles made for snowboarding. DUH!

I would use those headphones as a headband, a teddy bear, a new fashion statement by wearing them in the summer and getting a wicked goggle tan, as binoculars and last but not least i would use them as goggles.

I could use these Comrade goggles for my bio lab. Those shitty little lab goggles have no style.

I could use those goggles as an awesome way to leaap down a hill and smash zombies with a board. Sadly zombies have acid blood so i need something that can whistand and protect my awesome eyes from it xD + i can drink beer from them !

I would use them in class to sleep without the teacher knowing it, if the lessons are boring

They make my grass looking greener ^^

I would go to UC Davis in these bad boys and protest without fear of pepper spray cop, getting all in my face

I’d probably use them as sunglasses out in the outfield for softball since there’s still snow on the ground. I’d get most fashionable award. :p

Well, in addition to powder faceshots I would use them to aid in protecting myself from Feather Faceshots! Recently, I’ve began catching so much sky that I’ve encountered a new problem, mingling with our winged friends who frequently hang around above the main line in Keystone’s A51 park. I’ve developed such an extraterrestrial boost that I have actually been hit in the head by a bird!! I kid you not, so in an effort to keep us high flyers safe, birds and the riders, I would greatly appreciate this safety enhancing, and functionally protective equipment to help me not kill any of our High flying counterparts!! (or myself) BOOM!!!

I’d use them to start a new trend amongst the tusken raiders(sand people) on the planet of Tatooine!

I would wear them in class so my teacher can’t tell I’m sleeping. I’m sure we can all relate.

Coz I wanna stay in my ANONymized world!;)

protecting from my spanish teacher throwing markers at me

I’d use them to hipster watch at Starbucks

You could do a lot with those head phones. Some people say that wearing them is enough. Those people are what i like to call wrong. There are endless possibilities to find ways to use them. For example : Use them as a spoon to pick up the all the hair on the floor from when your friend passed out and you and your buddies shaved his head. Maybe even use them as a way to reflect the evil eyes of medusa to herself and turn her into stone. Or better yet, take a sharpened piece of wood that you made while fighting a greasily bear caring for three baby birds that you found helpless without a mother, put it through the nose grove of the Comrade goggles, hold the end of the wooden stick with the elastic band pull back and you have your very own slingshot to shoot with. Except the animals of course.

I lost the use of my left eye in a car accident, so I would use them as everyday-wear to protect my right!

would lend them to my nan out of season as shes always pushing her mobility scooter to the max and cant see if its too windy..

Id would use them as sunglasses, they look good enough to wear 24-7, every season of the year. Out here in Australia summer is a bitch and big dark goggles are needed.

I use em for choopin onions :0)

hey, my girl lost her goggles in the woods the other day, in some ways the whole situation is my fault. maybe cause i took her in there or maybe cause i didn’t notice they were not on her head which apparently is my fault now. either way i owe her a new pair! we took like 5 runs looking for them but nothing. i feel bad for her cause i cant afford a new pair and she is saying she wont go till i buy her new ones.

I would use the goggle as a slingshot for snowball fights.
It can also be used for X-Ray Vision.

i would wear them everywhere to make sure anon gets all of the publicity it deserves

I would wear them to a night club