I’d use that puppy to warm up at night and to flag down choppers in the daytime.

Well first of all I’m not an idiot and I would not be lost in the backcountry alone. Gotta trust the buddy system! Anyway I would offer up the nice warm down jacket to my companion. Lull him into a deep sleep and then cut him open like a wampa on hoth, crawl myself inside and survive off his innards. The bright orange color would then flag down searchers and helicopters who would save me and be told my friend died of natural causes. They would probably say something like, its only been 4 hours and it isn’t even cold inside. Thats when I would take them out and position their bodies into something like a donkey show gone wrong, start a fire in the helicopter and walk the 50 feet back to the beginner skier trail and grab a beer… Or at least thats what I would tell anyone asking me how I got lost on the beginner trail, smart ass.

If I was lost in the woods with this jacket, I wait around till Big Foot found me and then I would eat the bastard! Once I have eating his sweet ass I would ride his skeleton down the mountain wearing his fluffy skin as a suit with the steezy Billabong puffy on the outside, hopefully not getting shot before I get to the bottom!

Id cut it up and eat it bit by bit slowly as I try to find a reindeer to fly me back home

I’d use it when not trying to keep warm as a flagger for any flying aircraft that Might pass by, the colour should attract the eye and hopefully i would be more than a survivor it they notice. I’d be Rescued with a capital ‘R’, yay me!

First of all If I was stranded in the woods, I know I would survive if I had a Billabong Down Jacket because not only would it keep me warm but it would attract all other things that love billabong and they would take me back to immediate safety. But hypothetically speaking, if I was in a deserted area with no life, The Billabong jacket would give me super powers to find life and it would also give me food until I was able to make it back home. This entire situation is very unrealistic because everyone knows that when you wear the Billabong Down Jacket your way too awesome to ever get stranded in the woods so this entire situation is compromised due to a faulty situation.

Assuming I just sent an 1000 foot cliff and broke both my legs, I would use the jacket as a sled to get down the rest of the mountain, saving my life but also probebly ripping some sweet pow. I would probebly take a few more laps, just because of the pure awesomeness of this jacket. Then, because of its color, a helicopter would be able to spot me from space (it’s a space helicopter) and I would take a bunch of killer space powder laps, all while slaying aliens with pure style and in effect saving the universe from gapers.

First of all I think newbrough should get the jacket because that dudes answer is probably the best piece of literature ive read in ages. Actually disregard that I want the jacket1 that thing looks sick!
So, If i were lost with said jacket I realy wouldnt care because i would look like a bad ass. Hopefully Ullr (if you dont know who he is google him) would see my bad assery and roll up and invite me to his dope ass mead hall where we would spend all night rocking out as only resort rats can and talking about hitting rails and pow lines. So, when I go back to being a resort rat this winter, I get lost, and dont get saved by a mythical bad ass because someone didnt hook me up with a sweet coat and Ifreeze to death. Well, thats on your concience! Think about it.

I would wear it to keep warm. If im in the woods its for 1 of 2 things

1:taking a shit
2:fighting grizzlies

and I dont see any toilet paper…

i would wear it then i wont get cold and then i wont die.. solid plan!

Let’s cut the crap, I’d just use the jacket to stay warm.

Wear it like its intended?

First, I’d make contact with the local bigfoot population… I’d become one of them. I’d introduce them to snowboarding, and tell them about their roots in it (Travis Rice is a distant cousin of these large primates). Adaptation is the first law of nature (er… maybe the 4th, I dunno). After establishing myself with the bigfeet, I’d tell them that this jacket has magical powers that pass down from generation to generation (think C3PO when he becomes a god to the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi). This would established dominance over said bigfeet, and I would become their king. I would have a sick bigfoot pad, with lady bigfeet in bikinis serving me grapes on plates and giving me massages. The male bigfeet would kill me one elk, two rabbits, and 5 fish a day. I would also teach them how to brew beer. In the end, it would be a huge shitshow of drunken bigfeet, banging on logs, howling, fucking with campers, making guest appearances on shitty cell phone Youtube videos, etc. And when it was time to leave, I’d put my Billabong jacket back on and casually stroll out like Jason Statham in a B-rate car driving movie.

First I would set up the jacket on a stick built dummy to scare woodland creatures in my direction where i would be hidden high in the bows of an epic tree. There I would wait, feeding on the smaller animals who were scared in my direction by the orange jacket scarecrow. I wait…until a scared bull moose gallops under my tree. Then I would jump down on his back, harnass him by the antlers and ride him majestically through the forest. First I would ride over to aquire the heroic jacket, wear it proudly with my chest exposed and then ride on to freedom!

I WANTS it, i NEEDS it! My preciousssss!
i’d raps it on me to keep it warm and safe.
Dirty hobbitses want to steal it from usss!

I’d probably sell it so some local and buy myself a bus ticket back home! But only after I have worn it for a few runs!!!

Id use the puffy as a make shift parachute and glide my way down ro safety all while doin backflips.

Super,I really like the jacket … but unable to find it on the Internet, even not on the billabong site??? So please tell me where to find it in the woods so that I can survive!

This jacket would serve as a my fishing net. Catch fish and eat em raw. More nutrients that way, I saw it on the telly.

I’d be wearing it all day to look good even in the woods!

First I would rip the bottom inch off the left sleeve and use it as a headband because everyone who is about to get hard core survivor style needs a sweet orange headband. I would then rip the whole right sleeve off and use it as a nice puffy pillow so I could rest comfortably while I call my friends from the call phone I have stashed in the audio pocket of the jacket. Ripping the right sleeve off has double purpose because now I would have an exposed right arm and in case I was approached by a wild animal while I waited for my friends to find me I could flex at them… everyone knows wild animals are scared of huge biceps!

I would use this as a beacon when stuck in waist deep pow

[Disclaimer: Star Wars reference] Well…. let’s face it, this jacket would only keep you warm for so long. Eventually, I would do as Han solo and cut open my Tauntaun (the weird kangaroo/horse thing) and sleep inside of it, using the organs to keep me warm. However, this jacket would certainly provide full insulation, covering the hole I just cut with my lightsaber.

I just got dropped out off a heli at the top of this amazing powder run, as I am makings way down I hit a log out of nowhere. Stumbling in to a massive tree well, were a family of chipmunks live. We start taking my jacket apart first making a fire to melt some snow to drink. Next took the extra material and made wings with the help of their bird friends, I was able to fly up and out of the tree well. Out of the woods down to the bottom of the mountain when my wing rips. Doing a backflip just in time to safe myself from a broken neck. Making it to the biotin just as night falls over the mountain. Everyone has been wondering where I have been for the entire day. hold on after a cold beer.

I put a phone in this rad jacket and call Bear Grylls and tell him to look out for the ranga!

i would rip the outside of roll it up take it and strangle a rabbit so i could get food than i would take the insihlation inside of it to make a fire to cook my rabbit so i coould eat food than i would take my cell phone and call my mom to come pick me up.

id have to use some wood bark to draw a Big Superman ‘S’ on the back, take the jacket off, put the hood on my head and run around like Superman then take off an land in a Safe place… oh wait, im not 8 anymore, im guessing this dont work like it used to in my head??

Blow it up and use it like a floatation device or dinghy

well a jacket that poofy, id just curl up in a ball inside of it. then jump in a lake an go down stream till i find people. that thing looks like it would be a tank as a floating device, air plane companys are now giving them out as floatation devices to replace the useless ones that are now being recycled as blow up dolls lol

Climb the tallest tree and tie it to the top. Nobody is going to miss that thing.

Lost in the back country of Thredbo. i take off my snowboard and wander around as i look for a way to get back. I stumble across a rare orange mother wombat instantly i get on all fours and stagger towards it. Confusing me for its children she brings me into her burrow were we watch the rugby on its huge plasma TV. I’m then sent to wombat school as my wombat mother nags me to the school bus still camofaging in with my orange jacket. after a few years i have sat my HSC and need a job into the real world. now my plan concludes as my mother points me in the way to Thredbo again so i can make money for the family being the Thredbo mascot. i work for Thredbo and send half my paycheck back to my family. THAT IS HOW I WILL USE MY JACKET TO SAVE MY LIFE

while wearing the billabong down jacket i would climb to the top of the tallest tree and start pop locking until the helicopters came to save me

When stranded in the woods, there is no doubt that the priority would be to establish oneself as a demagogue to the native population with pure style. The only way to achieve this is to have the freshest threads in the land; i.e. the Billabong down jacket. I would save myself by redefining sexy to all the tribal smoke shows, and soon enough water, food, warmth, and shelter will all be provided and and I’ll be stomping the yard with the wisest chiefs in the forest. Didn’t even have to dream up the next coolest fishing pole or put on a pair of pants, style and grace.

i would wave it around until someone sees it since its a really bright orange, i would climb up a tree and wave it around for planes or helicopters. If that doesnt work i would burn it for fire to stay warm and also for the smoke signals.

I wouldn’t get stranded in the woods because if I had this jacket I would make sure I was around as many people as possible in order to show it off and let everyone know where I got it.

how would that sick jacket keep me alive well id use it to hold all my snowboarder mags and sit till a pack of wolfs come and then id lash them together using the hear on my back and use them as a dog sled team. simple as that! yes im that bad ass.. thanks for asking.

use jacket sleeves to tie around your ankles when it’s early morning, and walk in the grass to get dew on the sleeves, then suck the moisture out of the fabric. tastes like survival

If I was to be stuck in the forrest wearing this jacket i would use it to my advantage with it’s color .First i would use it to keep warm at night and during the day when I would go to find a nice open range and collect some logs up to spell out (SOS)and an arrow pointing where I was located and at that point i could use it to keep warm while i find a nice spot higher above to block wind and start a fire and to lay by that fire spread apart so that they visual could see me.survival 101 with the billabong life saving outdoor jacket.

I already have a man rug to keep me warm in the form of a hairy chest so the jacket would be of no use to me for warmth! I’d use the Billabong jacket to lure bears in my area towards my camp. I’d jump them with the chord out of the hoody and then use their meat to keep me fed whilst I fashion rope out of vines by using the bears claws as knives. Next I would use these ropes to create a parachute out of the Jacket and jump off the nearest cliff ‘bear grylls’ style (butt naked) as everyone knows you go down to get rescued. I come across a lake, civilisation is on the other side. Using the bear claws and finding random drift wood from the surrounding beaches I am able to fashion a raft complete with a sail…you guessed it…made from the Billabong Puffy. Puff goes the wind and I take off from the shore towards to the comforts of civilisation. Thankyou Mr Billabong Puffy

i would use it for warmth overnight. then in the morning, i would start a fire and climb a tree tie the orange jacket to the top so people could see it and i would get rescued.