Free Goods Friday: Buttload Of Ass Wax

April 6

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For this week’s Free Goods Friday we are giving you the chance to win a buttload of Ass Wax. For those of you who don’t happen to know what Ass Wax is, before you start to draw conclusions us, it is a snowboard wax meant to make you haul ass. In fact, Ass Wax ranked the top wax in our last year’s wax Alpine Lab. You will basically be receiving a lifetime supply of this stuff so for this contest we want to know what you would want a lifetime supply of. In the comment section below tell us if you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be and why. We will pick our favorite answer to get hooked up with a buttload of Ass… Wax.

Contest ends 4/13/12

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  • jason clark

    I would need a lifetime supply of lift tickets to use my lifetime supply of Ass Wax!

  • http://@Ed_Sobey Ed

    I’d want a lifetime supply of Ass Wax actually. So I can wax my nipples.

  • Kyle

    A lifetimes supply of snowboards so I actually have something to use the asswax on

  • Kylew

    A lifetimes supply
    Of ass?

  • Christopher Winze

    I would like to have a lifetime supply of snow because then I could also ride my board in summer anywhere anytime.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/annekyung Kyung

    I need the lifetime supply so I can caress the little butts on the ass wax packaging anytime I want! My… PRECIOUS! (+___+)

  • https://twitter.com/#!/annekyung Kyung

    I am totally in need of an ass wax…

    lifetime supply!

  • Sean

    I would like one free lifetime supply of gnar please. This package must include killer grabs, tweaked airs, and the ability to bust out a clean back tail and a cartwheel in the same line.

  • kristin

    I would take a lifetime supply of samauri sword weilding unicorns, who pee whiskey.

  • http://AssIndustries.blogspot.com Ass Industries

    We read Snowboarder Magazine while dropping ass. We are not farting around.
    XXX Peep Show XXX @ AssIndustries.blogspot.com

    Assman

  • brian hollis

    Lifetime supply of wishes so I can figure out what I want a lifetime supply of

  • Ac

    Strippers. I don’t think I need to put why.

  • James

    This is the stupidest contest question you’ve ever asked, @ss of course! & the frontside to, & the “mountain peaks” up above, & a majestic beautiful peak, what more can a man ask for? Oh yeah, a lifetime supply of that lube so you can go faster & slicker on her to, she doesn’t mind it either ’cause it keeps her base from gettin’ “dry”, if you know what I mean…, anyway, that’s about it, besides some good old-fashioned downhill gravity & lots of snow, later Snowboarder Mag, peace!

  • PJ

    I’d want a lifetime supply of snow, down here in Las Vegas, so I could go boarding whenever I wanted.

  • Brant

    A lifetime of unridden accessible mountains so I could ride new spots forever and of course use a$$ wax.

  • kyle

    Well if it was a life supply of inanimate objects, i would probably choose snow… sucks ass in Ohio especially when you get 4″ of snow in a winter and have to use fake snow…from a lake. But if not objects i would want eternal happiness, with friends so i could give them some of the AssWax i win so we can shred the parks hard…and the lifetime supply of snow would give us snow to use them AssWax on!

  • Hugo Foucher

    I’d want a but load of snow year round and shred till the wax runs out, or in that case slides out of my base

  • Rachel

    helicopter rides then you dont need lifts and you can go anywhere in the world to ride

  • Michael Chadwick

    I would have a lifetime supply of swag and steeze.
    Because I usually leave all my steeze on the slopes after im done killin it
    as for swag, girls love it and I love girls.

  • Federico Ultimini

    I’d love to have a life supply of ass and pussy

  • cole predom

    I would want a lifetime supply of stamina so my pow legs never get tired

  • nick steffen

    a lifetime supply of mike and ike’s. have you ever had those things? theyre f-ing delicious

  • James Tuschall

    I would like a lifetime supply of snowboarder MAG!!! I need my SNOWMAG FIX!!!! I LOVE SNOWBOARDER MAGAZINE!!! DO DEATH DO US PART!

  • Jeff

    a lifetime supply of $. it is what makes the world go ’round. women seem to like those w/ it, and usually: $ = power.

  • Garrett heinrich

    I would want a lifetime supply of gas so i could make it to the snow everyday and be able to maybe buy a new board, cause i’m pretty sure my board stated out camber and now it’s rocker, it’s time for a new one.

  • andrew hussey

    All i would need is steak,reeses, and snow year round

  • Charlie

    I would want a lifetime supply of ass wax. I would want this because everyone likes ass, and it would make my shtick super slippery on the slopes. Who doesn’t like a slippery shtick? Skiers.

  • Pius

    I want a lifetime supply of happiness & snow.

  • Wes M

    I’d want a lifetime supply of cash, so I could buy everybody a lifetime supply of Ass wax, and new sticks for everybody to haul ASS on!! Oh yeah, lotsa beer too..for everybody!!
    Snowboarder Mag shreds em all!

  • KaylaMae

    I need a lifetime supply of patients. It’s running low today while I’m sitting in class FBing when I should be at Schwiz on one of their last days of the season!

  • Nick

    I need a life time supply of gas for my crane. Cuz i cant move my dick without it

  • ChaChaChaChia

    I would LOVE a life time supply of $Benjamins$, so I could blow stacks of cash on resort passes and follow the snow around the globe. Oh and world peace of course!

  • newbrough

    i want a lifetime supply of fresh socks. like a new pair for every day for the rest of my life. there is nothing better on God’s green earth than putting on a pair of fresh socks. if i had to spend my own money, it’s like “damn, that’s pretty wasteful, i’d rather spend this money on something else.” but, if it’s a prize…bring it on. nah mean?

  • Justin

    If I were to choose a lifetime supply of anything, it would be time. Regardless of what you’re taking part in, there never seems to be enough of it. Hours, days, months, decades of our lives are swept out from under are feet and leads you to ask yourself some questions. Did you leave anything on the table? Did you accomplish everything you’ve dreamed of doing? While most of you would probably say yes, deep down you know you should’ve been tweaking dope ass 9′s off that big kicker at your local hill by now. Maybe you should be sponsored, or pro, or just a sick ass shredder. Regardless of what it may be, time is of the essence, time is so valuable, so sacred, and there is never enough of it. Make everyday count. Shred as often as possible.

  • Joseph Gleason

    Wanting a lifetime supply of taco bell, right now im hungry as fuhhhh. so yes taco bell everyday of my life #fatass ;D

  • Lauren

    i would want a lifetime supply of snow season passes and tea, because I cant get enough of those .

  • Kumayl Rashid

    I would want a lifetime supply of new boarding equipment, and season tickets for mountain resorts all around the world… then I’d have something to wax (with Ass Wax, of course).

  • Rob C

    I would love a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. Because Mountain is my life line! It is what wakes me up and makes me go! But a lifetime of Ass Wax would be awesome because I go snowboarding every chance I get! I went snowboarding on July 2 2011 at Alpine Meadows in California! There were Ladies skiing and snowboarding in Bikini’s! Awesome Day!

  • Todd Hrim

    lifetime supply of hauling ass

  • Josh Bruno

    Well thats an easy one snowboarder mag. I would choose a lifetime supply of gasoline because well its expensive as f*** right now.

  • garry keddy

    I life time supply of the 3 F’s friends, family and fun theres a fourth but im staying G rated today

  • Daniel Hayes

    I would have a life time supply of snowboarder magazine cuz its freakin awsome any opportunity I have I get me a copy ;)

  • JV

    I need a lifetime supply of storm chasing heli drops! From BC pillows to AK steeps and spines… there’s no way anyone could pull this off without a lifetime supply of Ass Wax! Ass Wax + Gravity = Gone To Plaid
    “we can’t stop! we have to slow down first!!!”

  • Miguel

    I would love a lifetime supply of twinkies……for the somewhat inevitable zombie ragepocalypse

  • Kevin Ice

    I would like to have a Life Time Supply of Snowboards bc I break way more a season than i can afford to come up with to get me through the year. Ass Wax would keep my boards fresh and fast.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JoelJDidier Joel Man bro dude

    I would like a life time supply of the basics:
    Sandwichs- So i never go hungry, sherd all day.
    Energy drinks – Keep me going and can shred all day.
    Snowboarder Mag: To keep me in the loop in the off season.

  • Alex

    I’d want a lifetime supply of plane tickets, so I could go fight club-style on all the sickest surf and pow this world has to offer.

  • Joey rohde

    If I could get a lifetime supply of anything it would probably be of snow grooming equipment… After receiving this I would move to Colorado, buy a house, and in my backyard in the winter build a big ass terrain park! Sounds like a good plan to me. Not have to go to big resorts, install a tow rope, and have a buttload of fun!

  • Matthew Mongillo

    If I could have a lifetime supply of anything, I would love for it to be wax for my snowboard.. it’s so expensive to get done every year so I only do it once. If I won this wax it would really help me out on the slopes and in my pocketbook. Also if I won I would tell everyone to read your Magazine to help you boost sales and make a larger profit.

  • HK

    I would get a lifetime supply of snow because that’s the best thing in the whole world!

  • Anthony

    I would have a lifetime supply of lifetime supplies. Why just have snowboards when you could have as much crap as you wanted for your entire life?

  • john phan

    i would want a lifetime supply of snow in texas.

  • Eric

    Sweaters. Because my dick is so big it gets really cold in Antarctica

  • Jack Stevens

    I would get a lifetime supply of sessions to high cascade. Then when winters over I can still shred.

  • Brown

    I would want a lifetime supply of fritos and chili to eat and to live off of for the rest of my life

  • Michael Smith

    i would want a lifetime supply of lift tickets to any resort in Colorado so i could ride wherever whenever!

  • Lucas H.

    A lifetime supply of snow! I would never have to stop shredding because the summer sun melts the snow!

  • Rebecca

    I would want a lifetime supply of Snowboarder Magazine because it’s the shitttt!

  • Sam-the-Man

    I would have a lifetime supply of army rations, so then I could shred for the rest of eternity!

  • Stas Milev

    time… to have enough time to try and do everything I haven’t tried yet. If time is too abstract, let is be drinking water. It’s not enough of it on the planet and I need a lot to share with those who needs

  • Andrew Pachon

    I’d want a access for the remainder of my life to Santa’s list of naughty girls along with Fluorinated All Temp Ass Wax because the list of naughty girls will keep me warm all year round and the Ass Wax allows me to snowboard like a God!!! The Ass Wax might help me glide better with some of the Naughty Girls too :)

  • Gw

    i would get a life time supply of PBR and give it all to pat bridges to cement my spot in super park for the years to come !

  • Jack Stewart

    I would want a lifetime supply of snowboard lessons from A pro like Travis Rice or Pat Moore, so I could learn what it takes to become a pro snowboarder which is something I aspire to be

  • Ramadan Southall

    A lifetime supply of year round powder.

  • Max Worhatch

    I would want a lifetimme supply of boards. Snowboards, skateboards, surfboards, any board for a sport so no matter what season it was, I could still be shredding.

  • The WINNER

    I could use a lifetime supply of Babes Beers and Boardin

  • JtotheK

    A lifetime supply of Barnies…oh wait, we’ve got that right here. How bout a lifetime supply of anti-Barney spray?

  • Patrick K

    A life time supply of snow. This years snow fall was dissapointing.

  • Jess

    I would have an unlimited supply of snowboards.. so when i win the wax it can always be used

  • Nixie

    I would like a lifetime supply of courage. So I can talk to girls at the hill and maybe get some real ass instead of entering a contest to get some wax shaped like it.

  • Dan

    I would like a lifetime supply of PBR.

    Eric you should make some rub on wax called “Vag Wax”. sell them as a set

  • http://eastsnowboardmag.com Tanner McCarty

    I would want a lifetime supply of toilet paper, to wipe my ass with.

  • Buck

    I’d love a life time supply of free stuff from SnowboarderMag. duhh.

  • Mike Grasso

    A lifetime supply of music that doesn’t suck, cause there’s way too much out there that does.. womp fucking womp.

  • anthony

    Whipped cream…because its what I had for breakfast today

  • http://n/a mike n

    Lifetime supply of “cat” , and you know what im refering to when i say cat, just being family friendly right now.

  • Jenn

    Snowboard gear, cause im a bum, and can never afford new gear!!

  • Matt

    A lifetime supply of Rosie Jones.

  • Max Fanning

    Sunny D…. A man can never have too much Sunny D

  • toro

    a lifetime supply of Big Mike’s so everyone could do a proper bs boardslide and handplant.

  • Ty

    Tits. Nuff said

  • Jarrod Ashley

    I would love a lifetime supply of Tickets… all kinds, just not the bad ones (POLICE). Id want lift tickets, MLB tickets, concert tickets, plain tickets, movie tickets… you get the idea. It would be great to be able to just go and do all those things… I hate missing great concerts, games, movies, and all other events just because i can not afford it. oh, and i would need atleast two; what good is anything if you can not share it with those closest to you?

  • Marcelo

    Food! So i could still do everything because i always would be ready and fed.

  • Patrick

    I would need a lifetime supply of water, it’s getting scarce and it’s in everything dogg…. It’s even missing in the mountains. If I had my H2O i’d freeze the shit out of it and hook everyone up for that low price…..FREE dogg. Detroit has a gnarly street scene yo, we just need the precip

  • Zach

    I could use a bunch of ass wax :)

    Every season I always wax my friends snowboards, never asking them to pay me, or for the wax. Just so we can get out to the hill and shred with all the homies.. wax can get expensive, and it would def help out my supply. The shred will never stop, u just gotta keep that base slick!

  • Nick van der Hout

    i want a lifetime supply of snow.
    just snow where i want it, whenever i want it.
    so then i can shred till i’m dead!

    but it is a bit unrealistic so a (shit)load of (ass) wax would be good to, cause the rails are shit down here!

  • Charlotte Emily

    I’d like a lifetimes supply of sleep please! So I always felt refreshed and energetic, and didn’t need a damn pre-dinner nap after every days boarding! Grumble, grumble…

  • Niklas

    If i would have a life time supply of anything it would be a lifetime supply of KD because that shit u can take anywhere and its delicious.

  • genebeanpheind

    a life time supply of boards because i manage to impact them before my wax runs out

  • Tom m

    I would need a lifetime supply of ass to go with my ass wax. Oh wait I do!!!

  • chris bachia

    PBR and Snowmullets. Them I’m good.

  • http://gmail.com Chris is a Boss

    I would have a lifetime supply of intergalactic cyborgs that reek havoc on the 9th dimension paralleled to the galaxy of Orion where the AssWaxions live. The AssWaxions live hand in hand with the HaulAssitrons, and with a lifetime supply of intergalactic one – eyed cyborgs that shoot lasers out of their eyes… I’d take over all the AssWaxions so I can HaulAssitron.

  • greg b

    If I could have a lifetime supply of anything it’d be Ass Wax so I could keep my baduonk smooth.

  • Andrea

    I would want a life time supply of sunny and full of snowy days to snowboard them all!

  • Pete

    I want a lifetime supply of perfect snow so I could haul ass all year long.

  • Maria Sole

    I would want a life time supply of snowboards (to destroyed every time I will try to fly like a pro) – Boots, Bindings, Clothing (to dress 24 hour a day) :)

  • Dirk

    I could use a life supply of Duct Tape. It’s amazing. You can fix stuff. If you don’t have a wallet, you can make one out of Duct Tape. You can patch things like shoes and boots. You could give it away as gifts. It’s always there for you and asks nothing in return.

  • Connor

    I would want a lifetime supply of bones so I could pull of the sickest tricks ever and do some crazy back country things with no worry of getting hurt!

  • Ryan

    I want a life time supply of ass of naomi

  • bill

    i would want an lifetime supply of pie, because it is nutritious and delicious, and i would never go hungry on the slopes with my pocket full of pie…. ass………wax is fine too…

  • Jared

    Is that even a question? I’d want a lifetime supply of bacon. I don’t think that needs a reason…

  • jp

    Money. OR Ninja stars. Toss up.

  • Tres Tarwater

    A life time supply of steez. Showin kids up in my 90′s would be a dream come true

  • Melissa R.

    I want a lifetime supply of pizza and gummy bears!!! If there is an apocalypse, I will new something to keep my energy going so that I can out run those damn zombies!!! Oh and they are pretty tasty on any other occasion also :)

  • Michael guimond

    I would have a life time supply of iphones because i break one everytime i fall bacause my board isnt waxed

  • Alex

    I would take a life time supply of winter so i could use ass wax all day.

  • Luke

    A lifetime supply of snow would be great. Imagine what would we all have been doing without snow?
    cheers

  • John

    A lifetime supply of … life … so I can spend more time with my boyfriend – cos he seems to board more than spend time with me :P … not that I’m complaining :P

  • Mark

    Lifetime supply of suburban monkey thieves to do my bidding… when you’ve got a gang of monkeys you really don’t need anything else (except ass wax).

  • Emily N.

    Lifetime supply of money so we could help up world hunger, poverty, etc. (:

  • liam

    i would want a life time supply of money so i could go out every season and it would give me a reason to use my ass wax

  • Jakey boy

    I’d have a lifetime supply of snowboards and holidays so I could go out and use my ASS WAX!
    Yeaahh budddy!!

  • Jeremy

    more wishes :)

  • eddie buelow

    lift tickets to vail colorado, so i could shred chair 4 cliffs and any other tree runs, everyday.

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