Free Goods Friday: Dragon

June 15

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You know what today is? Well in case you have been hiding under a rock… it is Friday, which also means we are doing another product giveaway for this week’s Free Goods Friday. This week we are giving you the chance to win some gear from Dragon including their Viceroy sunglasses and a hoody. Because we could use some entertainment, we want to hear how you would slay a dragon. In the comment section below let us know how you would go about slaying a dragon. We will pick our favorite answer to receive this gear. Get creative!

Contest ends 6/22/12

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  • Damani Eubanks

    To kill a dragon, you sharpen your edges like crazy and cut the dragon’s head off with a sick frontside 540

  • Michael Smith

    to slay a dragon you get a skier to do it for you while you watch

  • Stefan Runarsson

    I´d offer the dragon to swordfight me, but i´d probly just shoot it before he can figure how to hold the blade.

  • Matt

    to slay a dragon, slash a skier & smile

  • will martinez

    I would have Shawn White distract it, while i rode over with my sharp edges.

  • SlopeStylz

    Stick my hand in lava, pull out the Krull, let the Krull do all the work.

  • Alex Henniffent

    First of all, you need to be a snowboarder, because obviously a skier would not be able to take on the challenge of destorying a damn dragon.

    You then go home and find a magazine to read to him. It can’t be no shitty magazine either. Must be Snowboardermag. You then gently stroke his chin and read him an article from the mag. Once hes asleep, you violently stab him in the face with ski poles. Then once you complete this, you cover him with all over snowboard magazines(Not snowboardermag ofcourse, then use your lazer ‘Dragon’ Sunglasses that I won from Snowboardermag, to ignite the fire. Then you have pretty much destoryed the beast.

    You see without a magazine from you guys, and the dragon goods your giving away, it would be totally impossible to kill it.

    B00M Ch33rs

  • Jake Lingert

    I would kidnap Sarah Jessica Parker and throw her in front of the dragon. The dragon would think she was a horse and eat her. While the dragon is distracted, Chuck Norris would come in and drop kick the dragon. The End.

  • http://www.elevatedlocals.blogspot.com Elisabeth Toft

    I would let the dragon swallow me and then I would slice up his insides with my sweet sharp turns. I would probably have a fire and roast marshmallows in his belly too.

  • Ryan T

    hmmm slaying a dragon…well because slaying a dragon seems unreal. I guess I can use an unreal way of slaying one.

    lets say I found a dragon in a cave.

    I would build a railroad into it’s cave. Then fill a freight train full of explosives and gasoline and duct tape a sword to the front of the train. Then hop in while listening to a lot of metal on a lot of Energy Drinks and rip down that railroad head-on to the cave. hopefully by the end of that there wouldn’t be any cave…or dragon… or maybe not even myself. but heck, it would be fun!

  • Dan

    Feed it a ski school (cuz their a pain in the ass and the world could do without them)

    Shove a grenade up the instructors ass (cuz their bad tempered ********) feed him to the dragon and enjoy the fireworks;)

  • Kyle Maxwell

    Woah there. Slaying a dragon. I mean come on that thing would be the pet ever. You just coax him to eat a few skiers. Then you befriend him but a nice badass collar on him, made of snowboards. Then you got a sick pet, and your own personal heater.

  • matt

    i would shoot him in the fucking mouth with a 12 gauge

  • Paul

    with a fork

  • James Hawkins

    Puff the magic dragon? Forget slaying… Relax with a can of beer, a bag of the Jack Herer!

  • Todd Hrim

    How to slay a dragon you ask, ok first i’d go to the nearest store and buy some bath salt, and a samuraii sword, then id go to the mini mart right down the road from there and go to the sushi bar and eat some, im gonna need some energy,then id grab my snowboard and dull my edges so the dragon dont catch me as im about to get techy on the rail in the parking lot, and as i get to the end of the rail the dragon is going to fly above me and ill slay it into 2 peices and naw its tail off after i land not that its already in 2 peices brain comes second

  • John Hancheck

    Ok, so a dragon can be kinda crazy and un-predictable. She get real wild and can really make a mess of things. So you have to get real drunk and take her to a bar. Impress her with flaming shots, dragons like breathing fire. Once she good and drunk, take her back to her “cave”, flip the tunes on and SLAY her. Get the outta there before morning or shell bite your head off! Dragons do not like one night stands.

  • Jen

    To slay a dragaon, I’d just drop an Atomic Bomb on it . . . because building an Atomic Bomb is SUPER elementary . . .

    not really.

  • http://itsdang.com Dan G

    I’d get my hands on some killer bath salts and chew his face off.

  • Ray

    I’d go with the chokehold. Im prolific with the chokehold tap out. Plus, tiny dragon arms won’t be an interference and they necks are mythically long. Easy question.

  • brett hubbard

    Id tune up the edges on my magna traction and give it a good slash to the jugular.

  • http://Idon'thaveawebite. Jordan Vetten

    I would dig up my fakie bigspin disaster revert, (“it ain’t even that hard”), and just go for it. Thanks.

  • Sandy Hiskey

    I would jump on his back and ride him to the coldest place on earth and then, as he was trying to kill me with his firey breath, I would take one of the frozen shards of dragon-breath and ram it into his heart; thus, slaying the dragon. But we all know that dragons don’t really die.

  • http://endlessWinterProductions.webs.com Ryan Born

    Since dragons are so prevalent in Alaska, just take it out doing what you love most. Dust off the 162 from the closet and hit the Alaskan backcountry; hucking a clean 7, leaving a grueling slash across the face, the dragon is stunned and about ready to fall. Have your buddy finish it off by forgetting everything you’ve ever been told not to do and starting the meanest avalanche since Art of Flight. The dragon will be indefinitely buried in a crevice and gone for eternity. easy enough… in concept.

  • the dave

    i’ll tell you how i go about slaying a serpent head. first off, offer to buy her a drink. alcohol makes everything better for everyone. anyone that tells you different is a big fart. tell her she’s pretty, girls like to be pretty. in fact,everyone likes to be pretty. ask the dj to play ‘the humpty dance’ cause it’s the jam. or find some 80′s metal ballad on the jukebox. learn a synchronyzed dance with your homies. girls like that kind of stuff, it reminds them of nsync, backstreet boyz, and simpler times when it was cool to like bad music. talk about doing nose wheelies on your motorcycle. bad boys ride motorcycles, and girls like bad boys. plus doing nose wheelies is hella extreme, and “extreme” is so hot right now. now, you’re ready to “slay”. wear protection. don’t let your friends give you grief for being with a serpent head. even not-pretty people need sex. this is kind of written for guys. if you happen to be a girl, you can just skip all of the steps and tell the dude it’s on. all guys are just big pervs and want to have sex all the time, especially serpent heads.

  • Nikola Pichler

    Well, since i am a biologist, i would somehow mix the DNA of Barney Stinson and a warrior, would transplate it into a snowboarder and the kid would have to fight against the dragon. First the dragon would be scared of the awesomeness overload (due to barney stinson and the snowboarder) and then it would be easy to kill.

  • Patrick

    There is only one way to kill a dragon, we must call Chuck Norris.

  • casey

    well first its about calming the beast down. and the only way to do that is a big bag of weed then when the bag of weed is all gone and the dragon is feeling alright, you know what to do

  • Kyra Marks

    I would tail press along his back, double cork off the top of him, and slice his head off with the edges of my board, all while wearing a dragon sweatshirt .

  • Ernesto

    I would travel to Norway to get me a nice Snow dragon to fight and after giving me an epic fight of Norwegian fury and it wanted to die with mercy I still wouldn’t Kill it unless I was in danger, then take it’s unborn eggs, bring it to Canada and train its baby dragon to be awesome and help me make snow hills and forts for awesome fun and ride it to school and the hills, when it gets too big and the Zombie bath salts start to rule. We will fight for liberation and affordable snowboards made out of dragon scales (that shed off the dragon of-course) and I’d pass that dragon down my family letting the dragon live back in Norway to live free in the snow… :’)

  • Claire

    I’d train my dragon..not kill it!! A little tickle under the chin calms em down and turns em to mushe. Costs a fortune on food tho and when it poops..burns the house down. Best kept outside :)

  • Leslie Caswell

    Easy peasy…feed the dragon hagus!!

  • http://@P_Didzy Didzis

    I’d do it the old fashioned way as a sort of knight… First I’d get myself some propper armor, preferably fireproof (in case this bastard is a firebreather). As far as I know dragons also fly, so i’d need something to fly with. No, not a Red Bull – I have enough liver damage from booze! A withches or Harry potters broom would be nice, but I’d gem myself a little tamed dragon to fly on. But I can’t really decide what to slay it with. I’m not strong enough to be a swordsman, an archer would be ok, but I guess I prefer magic. The easiest way would be to cast somekind of time spell on it, but that would be too easy. Some icicle shooting would do just fine!

  • Matthew Sartain

    First you sharpen your edges on your board then, you doa barrel roll,doa doa barrel rolls; slicing the dragons throat. And while he is slowly bleeding out you break out your fishtail powder board and wedge the dragons neck between the split thus suffocating the dragon, and so that he can’t call his homies to come help him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafapease rafael pease

    ….i wouldn’t kill it. I would ride it duh.

    he would be like a helicopter take me to the peak and then ride down in some fresh pow.

  • Chris Williamson

    I would go to Hogwarts and get the help of Harry Potter. We would then get help from his friends. I would borrow a wand and a broom and go after him. If that doesn’t work, we would go ind another dragon and have them fight to the death. If my dragon died, I would poison the other one.

  • Liam Barrett

    Why slay him? Rock up to his/her lair looking fresh in its own named apparel (Dragon of course) . It will confuse you for one of them and you will be accepted as their own. Then you can get them to help you skip lift lines & fly you to any run you want.

  • Steven Ly

    Give it an overdose of Monster Energy. Then use some mange-traction edges and slice it up, use a burton fishtail and fork it and slow roast it. Then… mmmm delicious.

  • sean

    i would use the lenses of my dragon optics to not only deflect the dragons’s fire right back at it but to also redirect a super gnarly beam of sunlight directly into its eye, permanently blinding it. i would then use my razor sharp edges of snowboard to slit open its throat and claim victory.

  • Duncan Alden

    to kill a dragon, invite it to a party and put a couple roofies in the dragon’s adult beverage. Once the beast falls asleep with their shoes on, draw all over them with markers and the stab repeatedly with a sharp object.

  • Bailey Breen

    I would take Michael Jackson and he would start singing so the dragon would either be like hey dis rocks or u suck and get mad so whatever mood the dragon goes in he/she will be easier to slay and I would slay the dragon with a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich with the crust sharpened. Thee end !

  • joey

    you cant cause there the best goggles ever made. just cant be killed.

  • http://www.snowboardingexplained.com Alex

    Dress up like a wizard and convince a few dwarfs and some little people that there is wealth and fame up in a mountain while secretly knowing you are sending them to their doom hoping they take the dragon out at the same time. If you’re lucky one of the little people will find a magical ring that turns himself invisible and manage to keep everyone alive whilst starting a war in which the dragon is slain.

  • Taylor Mann

    Easy just bomb something insane and watch it kill itself trying to copy

  • John Canadian

    Monty Python style.Make up a batch of super nuclear hot wings with a side order of rotten eggs.Then when the dragon gulps all of this down and goes into his cave to rest.All of this food will react in his stomach causing one fatal killer fart!Real mustard gas.

  • Pete C

    I’d slay him on on Skyrim like a normal person.

  • Ryan

    Easiet way posdible obviously: with a ceiling fan

  • Serena Dangs

    I would do it the old fashioned way and cut it up with my sword.

  • Trevor Burnett

    I would probably use a sword and cut it at the neck.

  • Darrow Way

    Make a snowboard out of steel and sharpen every side of the board. It would be so sharp that it would slay a dragon without it knowing it hit him.

  • Chuy Locs

    Thats super easy..to slay a dragon you have to get absolutely wasted drunk then once you have struck out with all the hot chicks for the evening, or she is the leftover friend of a hot group, and shes not, you have to do your boys a solid so everyone wins..then my friend you have slayed a dragon.

  • Victoria Terentyeva

    he will be dead after he sees my ‘insane’ riding skills..ahaha

  • Mario Petrov

    i’ll throw my snowboard at the dragon with such power so he would feel the “GUTS EXPORT” !

  • Andrew galena

    I would slay tue dragon on a snowy mountain. I would fly of a huge jump spinning a really slow tamedog frontflip. I would spin it just enough to land with my tail down on the dragons neck and cut it off.

  • Josh Hebditch

    Right to slay a mighty dragon, I would dress myself in dragon Alliance gear, to make the dragon feel at home, then I would blind it by using some viceroy sunglasses. Once the dragon can’t see I would buy a go-cart and use it to tie the dragons legs together. Then I would Use a skidoo and jump it give the dragon a MR T haircut. Following that I would post a picture of this on Dragon’s facebook page. Then I would put the dragon into a zorb and roll him from the top of the mountain into a pool of custard. where the dragon would then be slayed by the mighty me who can walk on custard, with a giant dragon patented axe. And that is how I would slay the mighty dragon that haunts the yetis of ski resorts.

  • Jake O

    skydiving with a bazooka loaded with 1 round, better make it count

  • Zoid

    Flick it on the nose, then it’s down for the count.

  • Jeffrey Park

    OD on bath salt.

  • Nate

    Black Magic

  • Kevin Lovell

    I would don my Dragon hoody and glasses to trick the dragon into thinking I was a dragon as well. We’d go shred Antarctica together in our Dragon gear and I’d pick him out a line that leads to a gnarly inescapable crevasse. Peace.

  • Kumayl Rashid

    Well first, I’d make sure that the hot princess is watching, then I’d give a big manly grunt to the dragon. I would intimidate it some more for effect, followed by a one-punch KO.

  • Michael

    I am Dineryis Stormborn, the Mother of Dragons, I will not slay any dragons.

  • Jada

    First, i would lay off the LSD and then go to counciling.

  • kevin

    i would lour it onto a hill give it some worthless people to keep it distracted then come down and do a big front blunt and slice right through its neck then i would hang its on my mantle of my small appartment in brooklyn.

  • Oliver K

    I would first gear up in my newly obtained dragon Viceroy sunglasses and hoody and proceed to the dragons whereabouts. With no weapon but my glorious swag, I would stroll into the dragons den and melt his face with my glorious appearance. They call me the dovahkin, dragonborn.
    The end.

  • chris soloway

    i would whoop its ass beowulf style, get all buck and chop its head off while screaming my name at it!!!!!

  • http://sashagoldste.in Sasha Goldstein

    I would feed it a poison-spiked princess!

  • http://ianhillphoto.com Ian

    I’d give Ron Jeremy Viagra, and beat the dragon to death with his dick.

  • mike

    I would call in my main man reptar to put down a little slap and tickle, then after words eat Doritos and watch brazzers all day.

  • http://ianhillphoto.com ian

    I’d have jerm’s mom sleep with it, have it die slowly from violent std’s.

  • Jonar

    I would get a bunch of Oakley, Electric, Spy, Anon, Smith, Arnette,
    Airblaster, and Von Zipper goggles and sunglasses, put them in a big bag, piss on them, set the bag on fire, and catapult the flaming ball of pissy eyewear into the dragon. And I would be wearing my Rogue goggles with red ion lenses while doing all of this.

  • Joshua Sturgill

    I would pop on my “Boulevard” shades and watch as the Dragon explodes due to the high level of awesomeness my face is giving off thanks to the unique style Dragon Alliance has given me !

  • Riley James

    Why the hell should I kill it!?! I’d tame that dragon and ride it! Oh so you have a private jet… well I have a F*CKING DRAGON!!!

  • Dalton

    Id smoke it a blunt. N when it becomes my friend ill never have to use a lighter to light my morning bowls again………..

    But when im not smoking blunts with dragons you can find me on Snowboardermag.com!!!!

  • Kevin Nolan

    First I would do a proper method to whack him in the head, and grind his neck so to further lower his defenses. Then, I would slash some pow into his eyes to blind his vision, take my dick out, and cut his head off with it.

  • Christopher

    Just because this is a snowboard magazine here, I would prefer to use a snowboard as a weapon I would mount my bindings in a small stance and it opposite directions one in an ankle of -90° and the other in 90° so that I would have my elbow in one binding and hold my hand onto the highback of the other for good handling. I could use my snowboard like this as sword and shield at the same time I would defend myself with the base against the dragons fire breath and I would slay it to mincemeat with my ultra sharpened edges. Yeah, I would kill a dragon with my snowboard.

  • kikone

    Mas cervezaaaaa!joder!

  • bailey kimmel

    well first i would have to get pretty high since dragons dont exist these days (complete bummer). Then i would get Hercules too come help a brother out and we would tag team down that dragon like its the JAckson brothers slaying down AK.

  • Steven Patton

    This day and age to slay a dragon all you need is a bazooka/rocket launcher… Yup, not much lasts through one of those.

  • http://n/a Cam

    Kill it with a +1 sword of considerable girth

  • Dario

    A fast 360 with a fresh sharpened snowboard….that’s how to shred a dragon.

  • Gregory

    To slay a dragon, I’d ride another dragon to jump on the other dragon and ride them both to the bottom of the hill, and maybe hit a backside 540 on the way down.

  • Dominic Fildes

    I’d do a front double cork 1080 while holding a super sharp spear and superman it through the dragons throat. If the dragon’s not dead by then take a magic carpet back up and try a cab 720 with a rocket launcher to finish him off.

  • Tanya

    I would not kill a dragon. Dragons are my friends.

  • Jude Dircks

    i dont kill stuff

  • henrik thorsen

    with my bare hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while on the phone

  • Eric

    i would feed the dragon some bathsalts so that it would become cannibalistic. since it is the only dragon within a three fortnights flight, it would have to eat itself.

  • Clayton Silva

    I’d jump off a cliff on my snowboard and shove a bunch of expensive skiis down it’s throat

  • christian

    i would get it to dub and it would die cuz everyone knows dragons can only triple

  • Brent Colley

    I would make it chase me down a mountain on my board breathing fire, the snow would melt and a tsunami would drown the dragon.

  • John

    I would go get my buddy Gandalf to fight it on a mountain, and then snowboard down when he’s finished.

  • Jeena

    Just drinking beers, having a good time, titties being dumped, clowns getting punched, everything from a to z, q to 4, 1,2, and 3. Let’s slay some dragons like shrek and donkey.

  • Stephen Herzog

    To kill a dragon you have to tail tap its head then ride down the tail and 270 off

  • Mateja

    Just act like I’m trying to slay it first, later on I’d tame it so it would be my flight transport up the mountain. ;-)

  • Gunnar Johnson

    I would get it super high on shrooms then watch as it slowly kills itself while in complete ecstasy.

  • Gunnar Johnson

    I would show it a close up of Fergie’s face without makeup.

  • Kyle

    I would get the dragon drunk off of his/her face then hypnotize it into thinking it could snowboard-I would then fly it up to ak and watch it attempt to shred killing itself in the process -flying pianos are deadly when taken to the head

  • Kylew

    I would get the dragon drunk off of his/her face then hypnotize it into thinking it could snowboard-I would then fly it up to ak and watch it attempt to shred killing itself in the process -flying pianos are deadly when taken to the head

  • Kyle

    I would first get the dragon drunk off his/her face before hypnotising the dragon making it think it can snowboard I would then fly it up to ak and watch the dragon attempt to shred before dropping a massive piano on its head thus killing the dragon:)

  • Aimee

    A dragon is born to be angry. I would tickle the dragon. The dragon can`t laugh and will die.

  • Kyle

    I would get the dragon drunk off of his/her face before hypnotising the dragon into thinking it can snowboard I would then fly myself and the dragon up to ak and watch it attempt to shred before dropping a piano on its head -deadly

  • Kyle

    I would hypnotise the dragon into thinking it can snowboard I would then fly myself and the dragon up to ak and watch it attempt to shred before dropping a piano on its head -deadly

  • Dave D

    I would take my big ass machete and go to town on that beast.. first and only swing will be a swift swing to the neck that will get the job done. That is all.

  • Nicholas

    Make it do my homework.

  • Jess

    I would simply walk up to the dragon stab it, heal it, and make it my own. That way the dragon is grateful for me healing him and will know who is the dominate being.

  • Chiara

    How would I slay a dragon?
    Hell no, I won’t slay anything, poor dragon it is a living creature and deserves respect even if it may be a bit grumpy and not that easy going xD

  • Matteo

    If I could slay a dragon I would be wearing Dragon goggles to avoid blood on my eyes and slay it with an awesome sharpened edged boared while doing a double cork at X-Games.

  • http://KnowledgeMosaic Daniel Nagel

    The last Dragon I slayed….I used Excalibur, the oldest sword of truth I knew, my line. “Sup. we should catch a movie or something?” I worked! the Dragon was slain. We are still together and I might give her that sweatshirt if I win.

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  • nick

    id let jeff spicoli do it!

  • Shannon Burns

    Well since 1976,the year i was born & also in the year of the dragon…I”d have to use the dragon within me to destroy another…or I’d ask Bear Grylls with what bulshit he can come up next to save our ass!

  • Markus Stoffel

    Gimmu di butzi

  • Garret

    I would use my super maga sword and shove it in through the nose and to the brain.Then i would twist my sword around to make things as bloody as possible.

  • jake

    call donkey from shrek and see what his girlfriend says.

  • thomasross

    I would 1st slay it like a boss then make a sick ass coat out of the skin then mount the head like a deer on my wall

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