When you are tanning hides for warmer blankets, you may want to keep your gloves on, while they are drying. Goggles are a great addition when you are cooking over a fire, they immediately cut the smoke. This also comes in handy when you get a hold of some wild onions, because goggles are very helpful in tear-prevention when chopping up onions. When you do get in a fight with a wild animal, you always want to have your gloves on to keep the blood off your hands if it’s a fight to the death, which Forest will win. In the off chance you are in a fight with some rabid dogs, or any low fighting animal, it is a good idea to use your googles as a cup protector for your essentials. That way you will be able to raise a new generation of land dwellers, to carry on the Bailey name. Gloves also provide the means to be used as hot pads, if you are fortunate enough to have some metal to cook on. In this case, you might have made something makeshift out of beer cans, from a time when some migrant city dwellers rolled in to camp. Fortunately, if they brought bottles, you may be able to use the goggle clip to crack the bottle caps open on. The googles can also be rigged up to be used as a slingshot to shoot birds out of the air.

You gotta keep the goggle for transporting water and the straps for trapping wild animals. The gloves help when he is chasing after bears, straight up trees, and catching those slippery fish! Once you get the water on lock all you gotta do it put some leaves on the goggles and use them for dark night time slumber.

Well…for the goggles, if he his thirsty and doesn’t feel like doing the daily routine of drinking water…he can just shove his face into the snow and eat it without worrying about freezing his eyeballs out, thus keeping him happily hydrated! On the other hand, the mitts can be used to catch fish in the rivers. Slip em on and snag one. These mitts are so warm, itll cook the fish right in his hands and BAM! Dinner is served!

considering the high chances of being mauled by a mountain lion, the gloves could be re purposed to back hand the fur right off the beasts back well the goggles can be used bart simpson style to sling yourself into a tree if the situation escalates because as you all know the drop bands don’t break

Living is the woods and beating your meat can get lame. Releasing that pent-up tension on a living person is sometimes needed. Using the gloves when committing rapes will help you not leave bruises or finger prints along with acting as a great gag. Goggles can be used to protect your identity, stop painful pepper spray, or when placed on the forehead act as a great shield when giving out KO head butts to victims.

Drop makes quality shit. Besides looking super steezy in the wilderness of the west, Drops goggles provide as exeptional underwater goggles for when your hunting those feirce fishys, and when your all wet from your underwater adventure put those mittens to good use and dry off with a pair of drop mittens.

A great way to stay clean from hunting a critter out in the wilderness would be to keep on the drop mittens and drop goggles. This way your hands and face dont get covered in blood. if there is no bowl for soup, the drop goggles can totally provide for you.

When a mix between a bear and a mountain lion sneaks up on you you could see it because your goggles keep the sun from blinding you and use your mittens to protect yourself while you punch it’s teeth out and rip it’s heart out… Then do some tai chi to offset the negative energy

With the mitts he could jerk it and it would feel like some hot Govy sasquatch lady, and with the goggles it would prevent shooting it into his eye.

Caves make excellent shelters. Except their mostly always filled with bat guano. This is only a concern if your worried about going blind. To prevent this you must wear the Drop ESPI Goggle. Caves can also be wet and damp so you’ll already be wearing the Drop Boundary III Mitt, but diamonds and crystals can be very sharp so they’ll also protect you while your trying to make a few extra bucks.

you can use the goggles when chopping wood to keeps from getting blisters and shit and the goggles ca also be used when chopping wood so you dont get splinters shot into youre eye
and you can use the gloves to catch fish with your hands and the goggles to see underwater

Deep in the mountainous terrain it can get pretty sketchy so one must always be well prepared for dangerous situations such as running into a Sasquatch. As most of us experienced campers know the Sasquatch can be very territorial thus having the ever so reliable Drop goggles and mittens can come in mighty handy. These magnificent creaters are not just a smelly hair and tiny brains, in fact they are quit smart and often go straight for the nuts if they feel threatened. But thanks to those developers at Drop that allow this goggle to double as a much needed nutcup in times of desperation such as this. Leaving the beast stunned as he realizes you are unphased by his massive foot connecting with your manhood you can then throw your mittens on and give him 5 fingers to the face, SLAP!!! This is the only proven method of defending yourself against the feared creature. One smack with these mittens and he will wish he never crossed your path.

Well if your deep in the snow covered moutains you may run into to the Abominamal Snowman, other wise known as Gary. Now Gary is a total fun guy but when he’s pissed you’ll know it. If you dont get him a present on his bday then he’ll be super pissed. So if you gave him the goggles he wont be pissed. But when he puts them on you pull them all the way off his face, which will give him a good smack. If you knock him out you went to far. But if you did knock him out you could just give him the gloves, but before you give him the gloves you betch slap him up a bit just to tell him whose boss. If you follow all these skills you’ll be a total baller in the wilderness.

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these gloves and goggles have a very great use for when wrestling bears, every wilderness buffs favorite past time. the gloves help both to protect your hands for when you punch that bear out cold and the grip on them help for when your trying to pin the bear down. the goggles make bear wrestling so much simpler because they stop your eyes from getting damaged fromthe savage beasts claws and help you have perfect visibilty on those day where the bear just seems to blend into its surroundings.

well considering that the awesomeness of the drop gloves will give you incredible strength (and not to mention style), you can easily push a tree over and then karate chop the tree into fire wood. With the google, you can use them like a magnifying glass and concentrate the sun onto some dead leaves or grass and make fire. You can then use the karate-chopped fire wood to make your small, puny fire into a gigantic, balzing inferno. You can also use the googles to go swimming, and because they make everything so clear, you can grab fish right out of the water. You won’t get hypothermia because the gloves will keep you nice and toasty. That way you can eat all the fish you want, cook them over a tall, roaring fire, and still stay extremely fashionable and stylish!!!

so when that cougar attacks you at least your eyes and hands will be protected

He could use the goggles for deflect narley toe nail clipping from hittin my in the eye lmaooo Jokes….. You could use the goggles for when you go fishing with your bare hands, then he can see under water and pull a sneak attack on the fishes. He could also use the gloves for swatting bugs and small animals like squirels and chipmunks.

A recent study showed that the Drop EPSI Goggles make mountain lion hunting 300 times more fashionable. Besides looking good while being a man, you can take the gloves and stick them on the paws of the dead cougar that you’ve just man handled. The poster of you in your stylish goggles trophy showing your cougar wearing some rad mittens should earn enough money to get whatever else “necessities” you could want in the woods.

Simply put, its a great gift for when you meet the amazing and wonderful Sasquatch. Sasquatch is the kind of guy you would want to make a good first impression with.

gogs for your captain crunch
gloves for bear wrangling

well if hes out of toilet paper he can be a man and use his hand

Those goggles can keep your eyes safe from the fire storms of Pakistan when you hunt for oil-lizards. The mittens can will keep your hands from being eaten by Icelandic snow owls while you cross the Russian planes on your wooden tricycle.

Seeing that I was stuck in the woods with no flowing water and the need to stay alive, I would urinate into the inside of the googles, using the foam liner to filter out the unwanted mineral elements. I would then use the completely waterproof gloves to capture the filtered and now drinkable urine water, thus ensuring my existence continued and the shred could go on!

Googles would be used a everday diggs. from shaddin my eyes from the sun to when im smokin so it dont go in my eyes. the gloves are all purpus. for warmth in the night to usein them as pot holders to chow down with cuz you know drop makes good long lasting gear

Well, if it was mee and all’s I had was them there mittens and goggles, first I would go nuts, 2nd I would put the mittens on my toes to cover my hobbits feet and then I would use the goggles as a sling shot to shot me a turkey for dinner, yup.

Use the googles to protect your eyes from rabid chipmunks and the googles to give you something to keep your hands warm with while handfishing in a river

cooking bacon
mittens for holding the pan
goggles for projectile grease

Goggles are for protecting your eyes when your running in the woods in the middle of the night while a bear is wreaking havoc in your camp site. The gloves would be useful when he comes back to fight the bear (boxing) :)

Well goggles would be for keeping the blood out of my eyes when i backhand the crap out of those bears. The gloves would make my pimp hand even stronger

gloves and goggles to protect from the blood splatter, when murdering his victims in the woods.

gloves and gogles to snowboard

eat one glove
poop one glove
wipe with other glove
use goggles to slingshot poo and poo glove at bear
run from bear