Free Goods Friday: Technine

December 31

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In case you missed it, a pretty insane rap battle went down at the premiere of FOTD’s “The Arena” Premiere in Boulder, Colorado. As a tribute leave us your best rhyme using one of the Technine team riders and you could win yourself a grip of Technine product.

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Contest ends: Wednesday. Jan 5th

What You Can Win

technine binding

Technine Elements Binding Black with Scrub Hooks

technine street jacket

Technine 1/4 Zip Pullover

technine icon baseball glove

Technine Icon Baseball Glove

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  • Miller

    That pullover is dirty!

  • Derek Graham

    We still young so fuck it we gonna live
    and keep the door open cuz brother im comin in
    and i dont wanna rub it in
    cuz i hate to be rude but theres no way you had better days in your youth
    i remember the days with the night so clear and how the girls would sit on my lap with the ice cold beer we think of a way to get her back to the crib
    sneak her out in the morning wake up like shit look at what we did
    we made another story wee made some bad decsions but life was never boring
    the shit we did in summer would carry on in autumn
    we all got some and put the aw back in awesome
    then we packed it up and tried to take over boston
    livin low key on the daily like carson
    yeah i remember way back in september now our names lookin right in the friday night lights

  • Andrew Miller

    Ever since I was just a little boy I ah,
    wanted to be a pro like Marc Frank Montoya,
    Every single night before Id hit the sack,
    id pray and pray and pray but be more like Jodie Wachniak.
    Not to say that that is no good,
    but def not enough to get respect up in my hood.
    Cus not only can he shred, and mix tracks with the best of em,
    the guy can spit out rhymes like his mouth’s made by smith n wesson!
    So a few more years go by, and still i sit and pray,
    to be as good as mfm is what I want some day.
    Now im getting older, getting past my prime,
    and I finally start to realize, gotta be the best to roll with Technine.

    Miller

  • Raoul Duke

    sittin on the internet, talkin all that BEAR shit
    jus remember one thing, elect B.Shaw for Sheriff

  • Scott

    Gooner got da double barrel boomer to ya face
    oozin so much steez it hits ya eyes like mace
    Bradshaw got dat kush dat turn your brain to mush
    while he puffin i’m baggin up dem dubs to push
    To all the haters out there who be callin me a snitch
    I’ll drop everyone of you faggots and then fuck ya bitch

  • Kenrick Barkell

    uh uh. Wake up in the morning with a neck full of bling.
    log rides, jib slides and 270 bonkin ding’s!
    with no snow i’ll put on a show in SIXTY degree.
    Import FIFTY stair cuz im Travis Kennedy!
    billed caps, nine straps, and nonstop park laps.
    My style could give you a Rash, Boards slapped with Cash, spittin to a Crash.

  • joe kraaaaa

    Dude this stuff is sooo tight.I rember getting on the gondola at keystone and not even to midway station I looked over and my favorite snowboarder been watching him for years lucas magoon I was so stoked I could hardly believe it just his style gets me amped to go ride some park and have fun doing it.I mean thats what we are all here for isn’t it.Technine= proper style and sick riders

  • Mark

    Goin back to cali, hittin up Bear
    Goon, Shaw, and Gremlinz are always there!
    Ridazz classy as hell, if you can’t tell
    Tappin everything, hittin’ the 100 foot rail
    Got my nines on with the scrub hooks,
    Some call us Vandalz, some call us crooks.
    If you cuttin them off, you get a fist from Yan Dof-in
    Put you to the grave, right in that coffin
    So go back to chair 6 express cuz you aint got nothin!

  • Mark

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  • Burr Burr

    When da finger on da trigger
    I got news, wait two seconds…
    it’s about to get bigger
    Simon pronounced Si Moan says ‘put yours hands to the sky’
    When they fly, it’s beyond superfly
    Yeah, that was a bite
    Don’t worry, it’s a new year and it’s alright
    You can’t deny a hot verse
    Who spins first in the PM or AM at the AMPM
    Check one tow, It’s the owner, it’s MFM
    On the block in the hotel
    The whoa yell
    The dope sell to the ski hill
    Got ya covered like it’s a tree filled
    Check this tiger style
    It’s worth your while
    And if your going to fly, His bindings got wings
    Leave spinning with these things
    And it don’t stop, when the beat drop
    Alive in the street, dodging the cops
    Grease a rail like fried chicken
    When I’m chillin
    It gets spilled and like a 270 on a chevy
    Wait…it gets heavy
    I grab a pulled pork sandwich, no coleslaw
    Slaying all the others, it’s chris bradshaw
    But it’s a show, on the go, when it’s owed
    It’s Jonah Owen, and fine juices are flowing
    On the grapevine, It’s the homey Jake Devine
    Whatcha stompin, due like Dylan Thompson
    Now you’ve weighed out your options

  • Eric Upchurch

    Finga on the trigga
    FOTDs arena
    couldnt get any better you messin with the wrong team bra
    Bradshaws a little quicka
    gooners drops are little bigga
    Dylan thomas spin faster then a full scale twista

    all the technine boys like to keep it hood
    the only company that can measure up to any wood
    if you dont get down with the tech you need to step your game up
    get out your tight pants and take a ride with the champs chump

    MFM aka mr. montoya
    getting to the money like a high class strippa
    bustin fat 3s
    or taking it to the streets
    the whole team so good no one can compete

    derek dennison maybe one of seven
    but his tricks are so good he got me believing heavin
    and dont even think i forgot about Devin
    he got me straight preaching but no im not a reverend

    eric messier shreds so nice and clean
    getting it done like a well oiled machine
    simon chamberlain is so street like jonah owen
    how they get so good i think its a magic potion

    every single rider on technine is straight flawless
    i guaranteed they turn a nun around and get her braless
    and you know they party and get down just like myself
    they all are my heros I got a group photo on my shelf

  • Eric Upchurch

    wait you think im done but nah i aint finished
    travis kennedy makes you dizzy on how quick he can spin it
    and dont even get me started on talking about the amateurs
    every time they ride you better break out your cameras

    jace Foster knows how to throw it down
    need to make him pro quick cause hes on top like a crown
    brady larson straight kill you on any press
    an with that technine swag he will get your girl out her dress
    technine for like I only rep the best

    ben bilodeau is good in all terrain
    got so much skill you fools remember the name
    cause every time you hear technine the next word you think in fame
    cause there killin everything so many features they claim

    every time i shred i only rep technine
    give your girl a hoodie an turn her into a dime
    bindings an boards so good you will think it was a crime
    other riders weak you would think they made of pine
    anything technine i want to make it mine
    turn any run down lame into something thats divine
    It would mean the world to me if i could win these things
    cause im just a poor kid with a huge dream
    of shreddin everyday on the technine team

  • Jacob T

    bradshaw killing it everyday
    tearin up the park in every way
    makin fools his victims like childs play

    mad ollies higher than the sky
    blows your mind like chronic and gets u high
    swagger steez so fly makes the crowd scream oh my
    style so great grown men cry, dont step to him small fry

    makin his own binding out of scrap metal and bike petals
    thrownin down cab 3s as smooth as smokin trees
    while creating love on the hill like the birds and the bees

    Rockin all black in 011
    while bein very colorful in 07
    now im not sayin bradshaws the best
    but hes as good as all the rest
    he may drink every day likes its october fest
    but has a good heart in his dirty chest.

  • j bird

    MFM ..its marc frank montoya
    Fresher than the rest no bull shit from la hoya
    Steezier than ever, it should be a crime
    But na the fool strictly rides for tech nine
    Negative nine the homie still keeps it hot
    shit he be everything them fake bitches not

    heard em say damn MFM you mean
    steezier than butter shits fuckin dank cream
    so damn good you could say its medicinal
    Killin those tricks like a cold blooded criminal

    Look at these wack brands; flux, Burton?
    When your honey here you know MFM be flirtin
    Does what he wants..homie runs the show
    When you can’t keep up, bitch you gotta go
    What you think you can spit for tech nine ?
    Look little bitch your shit barely rhyme

    No long hair MFM keeps it clean
    Cross him one time bro, there goes your spleen
    Ay gotta dip now …slingin too long
    Oh one last thing, he got yo girls’ thong .

    Stunna

  • Ben

    hmmm… yo yo yo… turn my headphones up! yo yo yo.

    obviously I am way too white and old to drop anything other than my pants… so yeah. Ben out.

  • Kiernan

    Black and White its New years Night
    Tonights the night that Technine fights
    Alright, Jonah Owen steps and keeps it right
    Switch back Nine, What a sight
    You cant find find anything better
    69 in the back of the jetta
    Steezy as hell here comes Goon
    Cant figure out why he’s so soon
    What look theres the moon
    Does the tail doesnt even bail
    Tight pants not my style
    Bradshaw doesnt care he’s the man
    Riding Bear beside the fans
    Beer cans, cover the floor
    Right beside The Arena door
    I got my Finger on Da Trigger
    I shoot my gun, it breaks the lock
    We all walk in it’s dead as a rock
    But the Technine crew starts throwing down
    But fuck it, bitches need to get out of my town….

  • nick reo

    Written in 1st person to be busted by SimonC:

    Higher than Wilt, I go big I’m Mr. Chamberlain.
    Smooth, just like a finger role, and nothin’s changin’ man.

  • c

    pants stay baggy,
    but you know we got a belt.
    Lookin for T nine
    better look top shelf.
    best in the game,
    yeah they holdin’ it down.
    eyes stay low
    but they arent on the ground
    always in the clouds,
    so they gotta look down.

    it isnt windy but the trees still blowin’,
    it might be something that he’s rollin’.
    so clean you could shower,
    with the tricks he’s throwin’.
    who is He? guess his name.
    there is only ONE Simon Chamberlain

  • pearsyd

    I smoke crack everyday
    Transworlds hella gay
    That mag is lame
    snowboarder deserves the fame
    Now can I just go shred
    cause when I don’t
    I feel dead

    I love tech nine
    they’re the inspireation for this rhyme
    Nowi
    t

  • riley

    hahah

  • jerome

    fack im white i cant rap :/

  • keller

    i got the tech9 baggy pants
    no tight jeans and skinny stance
    never have steeze if you had the chance
    keep wearin your sisters jeans and makin me laugh
    il be in the park makin the laps
    gooner is on your head takin a crap
    bradshaw on the lift sayin puff puff pass
    Paxson breakin rome boards not makin them last
    keep doin you emo tricks and fallin on your ass
    cuz jonah owen be showen em up
    MFM be rippin the guts on all your sluts
    cuz you like like dudes with tight jeans and little butts
    Try to take the tech9, it belongs to Jake Devine

  • ben

    gooner drops first, comin in with the steeze
    bradshaw comes next, jibbin everything with ease
    MFM, dylan thompson, the rest know whats good
    to most of them, southern cali is their hood
    Magoon reps the east where the ice is the best
    But for most of them yeah they reside in the west
    Where the pow is so light and the parks are so fine
    Everyone knows nothing compares to Technine!

  • G baby

    Been watching Chris Bradshaw since back in the day
    He reps dat Big Bear all the way. Rides around the mountain like he just dont care I always wish i could make it out to bear…. and get on that fun in the sun and maybe if im lucky B-shaw and i will take a run. When I watch his footage it reminds me of skating when all these other clowns are thinking about is masterbating. When I think about bradshaw i think JUS LIV but what also comes to mind is that WESTside gremlinzzz. Bradshaw id like to meet him but I guess im just wishin if i do see him first thing im gonna ask if he want to go FISHIN! I know hes always out and about slayin them trout but when he’s at bear all the clowns scream and shout and when he rides they all drop there jaw but me ill always know him as OL’ DIRTY BRADSHAW.

  • John smith

    Hey hey, this is really gay! What do you say? Lay by the bay and it clay! Clay in your face all you wiggers trying to change your race! Blat blat blat

  • Andre Macassi

    the first of the year but live like every day is christmas/
    have your bitch up to the top floor just so she can kiss this/ dont miss this/ got more than a couple girls on my wish list/ bitch twist this/ n fuk papers girl you gotta swishhh this.
    she got a dude at home so i just rent out her treats/
    new years law/ 2011/ penthouse suites.
    check in the hotel/ bellman peepin game on my safari hat swag
    tell him to be careful cause theres only champ and sweets in that bag.
    420pm/ balcony/ girls twist it then we blow it
    they pretend they dont know whats going down tonight but they know it.
    dont blow it/ im feelin them they feelin me
    n later in the bed imma flip her like dylan T/
    get at the pill man my btiches need more treats/
    send one of them to the corner store to cop a hundred pack of sweets/
    my pockets full of cash so my swag on overflow/
    or maybe its cause these lines we choppin up are molly over blow/
    know ones supposed to know/ outside its all sun but inside its all snow/
    huge mounds of white everywhere sand dune shyt/
    sstackin competition paper in my pockets/ that goooon shyt.
    oh whats good girl your friends arent down/ then F them
    im jjust after your Mutha Fukn Money/ just call it MFM.
    all year vacation/ dont have time for my college major
    now even my parents know that my street knowledge major.
    at the top of my game but it aint my rookie year/ blake griffin.
    n i never play games just tell the team what to do/ lane kiffin/
    oops my brain missin/ young jeezy/ lost my mind/
    but im on my derek d hustle/ my style refined.
    this one skirt complaining about her dude/ im just like you aint gotta change for him/
    just come take a shower so i can rail you/ simon chamberlain.
    this beezy wanna fuk but im finna get some brain though/
    drink so much joose n loko i be skeetin rainbows.
    i know you trynna get it but your not my type its too bad ma/
    i would smoke you n then drop you real qquick/ chris bradshaw/
    6am/ shyts starting to get treal/
    rip mac dre/ dont forget who put you on the pill.
    these girls say theyre tired/ oh you are? you need yya?
    safari hat low/ mean muggin/ TK.
    shyt/ the suns out/ make ya booty clap for ya/
    stick your tongue out girll i got a snack for ya.
    drugs all weekend/ this a pretty good streak/
    been rollin for two days but i aint slept in a week///

  • pickle…..

    from the bay to the snow, mark frank holds his board like an a.k machine gun, but you can’t forget about the craziest round thats Lucas magoon shooting off the ground and busting rails, drinking so much on the board he belongs in jail. technine has the dopest gear when people see me hit the parking lot with my baggy shirt there eyes open like they seen an icon and im not talking about the gloves,. i know my flow aint that tight but for free gear from tech nine its worth a try……

  • jake

    yo the technine team is wer its at
    my flow aint sick but its comparable to that^^^
    magoon is the best of them all
    even when hes wearing big and tall
    i seen him at killy
    aint that silly
    he aint no goon
    mabye ill see him up at loon
    he east coast
    thats no lie
    hopefully one day ill be by his side
    in one two three
    itss done for me
    hope you can give me somethin free

    from the soul(:

  • James Allen Davis

    Check, check, microphone check, 1, 2, 1, 2…

  • Brown

    Yo you know the name
    Jibbin around is his game
    He’s got kickass bindings you know the deal
    when he gets them girls in the sack he makes them squeal
    He’s the shit and his name is Lucas Magoon
    as soon as he talks to them chicks he’s gettin some poon
    You know that he runs this town
    you know you can never take him down.
    He’s hittin the big ass kickers,
    rockin them super sweet stickers
    he’s chocolaty just like Mr. Peanut and just like snickers.
    He’s never finished last
    When he rolls up its like a blast from the past
    creepin up behind you just like you got bitch slapped.
    when he’s doin tricks he’s doin a line
    but if ever got in a fight he pull out his nine.
    Pop a cap in that ass you never win
    He’s like the boss he’s the king pin.
    WHen he’s pullin out tricks the only number he’s ever seen was ten
    He ain’t dancin with wolves he’s in the lion’s den.
    He’s ridin up pullin out 1280′s/
    His bangin this chick named sadie or katie, or possible mercedes,
    Who knows what he’s up to he cant remember them all
    But when he wants more he just gives them a call
    He’s done, he’s finished, he’s outie
    But all you got to do is pick me, pick me shawty

  • clowns

    man this shit is hilarious. its sad to think more than half of these kids were being serious when they wrote their “raps”. Imagine how TK acts when he finds himself in any sort of real hood, eyes on the ground praying no one says anything to him. that motherfuckers from Alaska or Vermont or some shit. acting tough when the “hoodest” places where you are from are the trailer parks!!!! MFM is the only guy on T9 who is not a complete fake. not saying dudes don’t rip but come on, be yourself.

  • T

    In The Arena it’s a Cold World where it’s Hard to Earn
    Hard to learn, how to survive and not get burned
    Spinning and turning through life with skills so Devine
    One Love, one shot, for Magonns (mah goons) to shine
    and to Represent the skills crafted with time
    To show the General Population, our State of Mind
    Through rhymes, metaphors, and sick punch lines
    One shout out to my Familia at Technine
    For dropping all the hammers, to iFoster my rhymes

  • Crispee

    Most real line of em all “rip mac dre” thanks Andre macassi. Don’t ever forget judge dre mathis, pill Clinton, Ronald dreagon, al boo boo, mac tha most, mac mutha fucking dre!!!! Thizz in Peace cuddy, we will never forget.

  • boston george

    spaghetti spaghetti spaghettttttiiiiiiiiiiii

  • boston george

    magoon u aint big meech, your more of a harsh zeach at the beach.

  • papa

    aint no thang but a chicken wing,simon chamberlain loves onion rings,magoon rides tight but has a overbite he aint eating any chicken wings tonight,bradshaw has skill but smokes so much grass has a hard time paying those electric bills, but thats alright barbecue chicken for him tonight, me im eating dank chicken wings doing my thing smokin grass and commenting on snowboardermag

  • CICCIO

    FROM BARDONECCHIA,IN ITALY,BIG UP TO THE CREW WHO’S BEEN IN ”OUR” CAMP FAMILIA.keep represent forever after that..

  • Burr Burr

    200 proof, hit the roof on the way down
    ain’t nobody going clown around
    Like a nineties Bozo Sean Kearns
    There’s money to earn and lines to turn
    Get to the block hotel, it’s hard to earn
    Chamberlain is a greater man
    From Stepchild, and technine it’s a greater Fam
    Ma famila, flip a tortilla, flip a rodeo
    And it’s time to go
    Tow in on the banshee, clear these rails
    Like Chris Bradshaw
    Coming at ya
    With a rapture of human nature
    Nobody going to fake ya, make ya
    Take ya, One love, this state of mind
    Stay on your grind, always get your ante up
    Get hungry like a pitbulll, out of control like a pup
    Got the cream? Get T-money
    You’ll be split t bombin
    Robbin hood rails without caution
    Whatcha watchin? It’s the FOTD, up on your TV
    Bust a Toe Cap, Baltimore Style
    Never Vile, but always on trial
    Rugby, MVP, Basketball Jersey
    Can you agree?
    when it’s rough
    Grab your super puff, to stay warm
    The elements of a baller, pop your caller
    It’s one for the young gun, the glam rocker
    RE-inforce your icon, for the line chalkers
    It’s a cold world, and the world is yours
    So do what’s right, and bumrush the doors
    Represent the youth, it’s a moment of truth

  • Gucci

    Gooner droppin in/ bout to huck a nollie backside spin
    You know what it’s about/ tricks so good make you stand up and shout
    Light up another spliff/ hit it while we on the lift
    Bradshaw jibbin through the park/ just shotguned a PBR so I might barf
    Just another sunday in the park

  • Paul

    Ever since I was just a little boy I ah,
    wanted to be a pro like Marc Frank Montoya,
    Every single night before Id hit the sack,
    id pray and pray and pray but be more like Jodie Wachniak.
    Not to say that that is no good,
    but def not enough to get respect up in my hood.
    Cus not only can he shred, and mix tracks with the best of em,
    the guy can spit out rhymes like his mouth’s made by smith n wesson!
    So a few more years go by, and still i sit and pray,
    to be as good as mfm is what I want some day.
    Now im getting older, getting past my prime,
    and I finally start to realize, gotta be the best to roll with Technine.

  • J

    A B C. Marc Frank is a little pansy
    smoken up weed and smashing into trees
    My props go out to Travis Kennedy

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    aye yo remember me??? its the b to the o to the n-e-z!!!! and i got a fresh new rhyme about the technine team…like jonah owen rippin’ it up flippin it up so sick ya should be throwin it up…and like mfm who is down with my mans en dems who be killin them sound and skullcandy gems…and here he comes to bring a shifty back one too doom its the ghetto gremlin lucas magoon droppin straight to flat out the hotel room!!!!! give him the mic cuz its his turn… bradshaws came to spin a 2-7 to front lip that’ll burn….and lets not forget the spider man badder then micheal jackson its that bad muthafucka johnny paxson comin tougher then action jackson and when when he shreds its like a curse and when you thought you were bad the technine team came even worse!!!!!

  • Jeff DeForge

    technine smokes fools like a rock
    if you dont like it you can my cock
    Bitches be on me cuz im illa than kennedy
    and i be sippin on tha chronic Hennessy
    hahah

  • Ben Bergquist

    i would never ruin that gear and protect it like it was my baby brother because i dont have a brother and if anyone would try to ruin i would pounce on them like a jungle cat

  • Travioli

    When I ride down the trail, eyes feeling lazy
    It’s MFM style, spraying skiers like crazy
    keepin it real, just like you knew we would
    Get with Technine, you know you should
    Mad respect to Cole, E-Stone, and Trent
    B-shaw TK Dennison, even Goon’s paying rent
    It’s the best damn gear that i ever bought
    But I’ma leave you now, with one last thought
    When I’m gettin down with my bitch from behind
    She starts screaming, and I yell TECHNINE!!!

  • Jeremy Landy

    Technines is the freshest..rolll up to the spot and johnny paxson has got a death wish……. And Mr.owen can serve you up a fresh dish of the freshest next level heavy metal shreddin smoke that bong but to let your dread get singed on the fire..jake Devine is in the freshest atire and TK may stay high but when hes in the backcountry he only needs that first try…Finger on the Trigger the moviess are stackking bigger and bigger..wats your State oF Mind..moviess so good you might need to rewind a trick or two 2….2001 Represent drops itss 2011 and this shit will never stop…

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    i really hope you notice the real talent in this and know that you dont have to rap about bitches and all the other crap once again i will be shut out by non talent just like at the arena premier by some chump with a stolen name like mcluvin and to be honest i dont even rap i am a death metal guitarist but oh well your team kills the gear is sick and thanx for putting me on the site it was a great new years present

  • tyler

    Slayin that jump its chris bradshaw
    steezin with not one flaw
    missed my verse?
    shouldnt have blinked, magoon only touches rails that’re kinked
    MFM as g as can be, never backs out on backcountry
    tech nine doesnt need doub corks to show real steez,
    its all about the fun not makin the cheese

  • Eric Upchurch

    Finga on the trigga
    FOTDs arena
    couldnt get any better you messin with the wrong team bra
    Bradshaws a little quicka
    gooners drops a bit bigga
    Dylan thomas spin faster then a full scale twista
    all the technine boys like to keep it hood
    the only company that can measure up to any wood
    if you dont get down with the tech you need to step your game up
    get out your tight pants and take a ride with the champs chump
    MFM aka mr. montoya
    getting to the money like a high class strippa
    bustin fat 3s
    or taking it to the streets
    the whole team so good no one can compete
    derek dennison maybe one of seven
    but his tricks are so good he got me believing heavin
    and dont even think i forgot about Devin
    he got me straight preaching but no im not a reverend
    eric messier shreds so nice and clean
    getting it done like a well oiled machine
    simon chamberlain is so street like jonah owen
    how they get so good i think its a magic potion
    every single rider on technine is straight flawless
    i guaranteed they turn a nun around and get her braless
    and you know they party and get down just like myself
    they all are my heros I got a group photo on my shelf

    wait you think im done but nah i aint finished
    travis kennedy makes you dizzy on how quick he can spin it
    and dont even get me started on talking about the amateurs
    every time they ride you better break out your cameras
    jace Foster knows how to throw it down
    need to make him pro quick cause hes on top like a crown
    and brady larson straight kill you on any press
    an with that technine swag he will get your girl out her dress
    technine for life I only rep the best
    ben bilodeau is good in all terrain
    got so much skill you fools remember the name
    cause every time you hear technine the next word you think is fame
    cause there killin everything so many features they claim
    every time i shred i only rep technine
    give your girl a hoodie an turn her into a dime
    bindings an boards so good you will think it was a crime
    other riders weak you would think they made of pine
    anything technine i want to make it mine
    turn any run down lame into something thats divine
    It would mean the world to me if i could win these things
    cause im just a poor kid with a huge dream
    of shreddin everyday on the technine team

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    erics got talent and thats about it!!!! ya better give him something cuz his rhyme is ill….

  • Quinn

    they call me the bed head sampson
    strappin on my bindings while you insert your tampon
    I’ve got more features riding dirty
    than your lady and you with her strap on
    You call me Mr. Bradshaw like Terry
    but im droppin bombs off of 30 foot structures
    while your paying full price at bear sucker
    just trying to be like me.
    im electric and ambiguous
    ill open the pharmacy just to give you guts
    dont call me goofy cuz you’ve got no nuts
    trying to come to killer cali, claiming technine
    with your bandana swangin, knowing you cant hang in the hood
    i flow in…….

  • Jerry

    my name is jerry
    im not a fairy
    when i bust out a trick
    your like a candle stick
    you go up in flames
    you hang out with those lames
    you suck at LIFE,
    not the game
    when you fall and eat shit, stay there and whine,
    you better get outta the way or youll get your ass kicked by technine.

  • papa

    David “Bonez from the battle” talks shit but he aint got no tallent
    hes a death metal guitarist but we all no he aint the hardest
    he rides technines nuts and still thinks hes the smatest
    Mcluvin shut him out but he comes back eating brussle sprouts
    Spittin his death metal ryhmes like hes got a ax to grind

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    see papa no talent hahaha

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    big papa shoot i rhyme proper and when i jammed up your mom she called me the show stoppa!!!! cuz i spit rhymes like the flames of a torch and you wouldnt know what crazy was if charlie manson was eatin fruit loops on your front porch i commit a lyrical hate crime like jake devine and did you really that you could beat me i bring steeze like travis kennedy so all you chumps that thought you could phaze this injuns devastation did you not know i am straight off the rezervation and dont touch your dial or try to change the station cuz the technine team is the baddest in the nation

  • papa

    I come at you like a asian albino cheetah
    Travis Kennedy with me ready to beat you
    you would have thought I just came out of the trailer sporting a brand new wife beater
    my ryhmes are never second place son thats not how roll
    with the lucky charms I eat I will spit fruit loops at your hoe

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    rhyme skills 3 and a quarter native while your lyrics arnt very creative…so check out this narritive…all the little kids try to bring but papa you and travioli…uuumm i dont think your gonna make it…ya i throw the t9 crew in your face to put ya in check and show ya your place…so hit pause then press play and rewind it cuz these skills made ya punk ass come out the closet…so let me throw down like gooner and devine and let all ya ‘ll know the hoodys mine…i crawl on wall like johnny paxson while while jonah owen gets strapped in…so strap on your t9 vest and know that i am the best and i will lay ya’ll 6 feet too rest!!!!

  • DB

    killlin it

  • RGB3

    papa killed it,all I heard was bonez ryhming about strap ons

  • Eric Upchurch

    I appreciate it david that really means a lot to me. technine is my favorite company and i hope they like my rhymes to cause i could really use new bindings and an actual jacket. my technine mooches arnt really cuttin anymore and since shredding for technine is my dream i really hope i win

  • Eric Upchurch

    an i know how it says rap about one of ur favorite riders but they are all my favorite

  • David “bonez from the battle” Waite

    papa and rgb3 you got nothin on me cuz the venom i spit you have to say is beyond me…i didnt know that a couple jerx i’d have to battle but like mcluvin i will take your candy and your rattle…this rhyme contest is about the t9 team comin to smash on your dream and i come from michigan with the hunger of weapon x also known as wolverine…but i would rather rap about shreddings chucky and by that i mean gooner so i hope ya feel lucky and just like derek dennison i rhyme like the best of em even when i am wreckin em!!!!…so sit back before ya need a time out cuz i will show ya what technine is all about…and eric upchurch brought some pain to this game when papas rhyme sounded lame and we will both send ya home in shame….but this ones for you mfm dylan thompson and bradshaw who showed me how to keep it real and so damn raw… so eric you take the binders and i’ll take the half zip and then we’ll both roll with kennedy in a caddilac whip and proceed to dip!!!!!

  • keller

    watch the tech9 team to put on a show
    grab the banshee bungee and see gooner go
    Paxson just landed 10 tricks in a row
    MFM droppin in, shits goin be dope
    haters talkin shit, hope you all choke
    cuz dylan thompson be stompin every trick
    and il be eatin a sandwich bitch when im doin a switch back lip

  • keller

    Bones killed it for sure

  • G baby

    Correct me if im wrong but dont the directions say to use ONE technine rider? Everybody with the exception of myself and maybe 1 or 2 other people are using the whole damn team in their rhyme. (sorry but i had to point it out).

  • Wes

    coursing down the hill one my technine
    keeping it it real slashing those bros slapping rails.
    hoped on the chair and Bradshaw was their,
    he was like son when crousing your technine down the hill
    there are 3 things you want to do and don’t want to do
    one. never swing hatchets
    two. slap those rail harder.
    three. M.O.B
    so this is what i do when im coursing down the hill on my TECHNINE!

  • Tom Archer

    Sweet…. Think that says it all :)

  • Jeff44

    Ill send you off like the marines and deploy ya
    Step off son, I’ll destroy ya
    Grind your face as if I was Mark Frank Montoya

  • steve

    Can’t rap…never snowboarded but really want to give it a go!

  • heath parmer

    alright we got 1 way to do this stay true to the game
    i represent technine till the death of me
    i kill shit back lip that rail like dylan thompson
    i get mad respect everywhere that im ridin
    cause they see the bradshaw style when im flyin
    got the technine denim pant stay baggy as hell
    got dub xl team jacket as well
    i make tricks look stylish
    when i tweek them grabs and then i slide them hits
    i travel to different places and put on a show
    nose tap back tail to regular

  • Britt

    I like travis kennedy as much as PB & J….wait that doesn’t rhyme..tragic comedy

  • Little Jeff

    I’m rhymin’ for Simon, He’s got awesome time-in’, His bangers hit harder than a NFL Lineman, Check him out this boy’s only gonna keep climbin’.

    Yeah, Chamberlain!

  • P

    Rolo Tony Brown Town

  • BeaSix

    I spit mad wu-tang like marc frank montoya,
    can’t compete with my tyga style, bitch, cuz im the destroya;
    send you lil pussies cryin, upstairs to ur room,
    this shit is fucking child’s play, stomp you tricks like lucas magoon;
    cuz im so high up above ya, dismember you like the movie SAW,
    Then catch an L on bear mtn, and hit some shit with bradshaw;
    the cops smell the stench, but cant do nothin, we both above the law,
    chillin on the lift burning, like a house made outta straw;
    and it’s burning up quick, so u kiddies better run,
    cuz im spitting bullets with my man tommy guns;
    and i never stop, murder u, cuz its the only remedy,
    assassinate ur asses like, u were a fucking kennedy;
    so step in the arena, it your moment of truth,
    knocking you little bitches out the park, like i was babe ruth;
    U cant compete with me, haha my styles so refined,
    And if not bitch, then get hit with the tech 9.

  • Daniel Hamilton

    Ya’ll know i’m super white but I can lay it down
    yeah I can turn your silly grins to a rightfull frown.
    First up we got Dylan, rockin’ the Neff hat,
    I looked at his picture, that dudes got mad shat.
    His steeze undeniable, his deeds unjustifiable,
    you know that dudes got swag when he boards; no lag!

    Up next is ma boy, Frank Montoya,
    he’ll strap into a board, one up ya, show ya.
    He’s got a bag of tricks to put the critics to shame,
    Yeah everyone around ought to know his name!
    But the DVS hat and the super cool tats aren’t to blame,
    its the technine loot that gets all the fame!!

    Last but not least is Lucas Magoon.
    We caught him on the mountain on da Gooner Pro,
    He tried to keep us off and lay way low,
    but da stunts dat hes producin aren’t so shallow.
    He quirks off da lip into a vertical dip sendin camera men wild,
    rocks the 720 switch into the pow,
    repositions, knees bent, next jumps like a vow,
    no turning back, nothin to lack,
    He rocks the double back givin you a heart attack!

    Daniel Hamilton

  • Joker J .

    huh fuckoff , huh fuckoff , My Dog just farted as I begun smelt like toast n pate Dylan. Sinatra Last night tap dancing on my head I said huh Fuckoff Frank huh fuckoff . Two draw bradshaw pokin caps down the pipes avalanche occured in my pants huh fuckoff , huh fuckoff. Whats the rumble on the wheels of steel nah papas got a brand new hag, whoa man its dad in drag. Rgb Cmyk black n white thats the place 2b. .. I said Fuckoff Frank huh fuckoff huh fuckoff

  • J bombeck

    If you even had a clue.
    You would listen to more Guru.
    But there is a crew
    to that man they dedicated there video to

  • James Buchanan

    MFM now where now do I begin, it’s already over so i’ll sit back and listen!

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