Free Goods Friday with Bataleon!!

November 6

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Your second dose of FREE GOODS with Bataleon featuring that guy ^ Mr B.
You tell us you win.
What:
Mr B. would never do?
Mr B. found in his pockets today?
Mr B. is looking at right now?
Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
Mr B does in the gondola?

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  • Chris

    Mr. B would never go to work on a powder day. He loves making boards but what good is that if you’re not using them.
    Mr. B’s got a couple of Loonies in his pocket left from that trip to BC to scout out some Olympic runs.
    He is looking at the weather channel to see if it’s a powder day somewhere, because he doesn’t want to work today.
    On a pow day, Mr. B drinks the blue Gatorade, eats blueberry pie, and hopes for blue skies.
    You and I both know what Mr B is doing in the gondola, but I’m not going to rat him out here.

  • Rich

    Mr B. would never do?
    Skip out on a pow day

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    An old lift tickett

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    The current Snowboarder mag

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    A couplde of light and fluffy pancakes with Maine blueberry syrup

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Making sure his gear is good to go (dont need any unnecessary accidents)

  • brad jameson

    would never do? bad methods

    found in his pocket today? beer caps

    is looking at right now? boobs

    likes for breakfast on a pow day? bacon

    does in the gondola? bone

  • Mav

    He would never spank in public, has rubberbands and glass in his pockets, he is looking at the camera, chicken fried steak and eggs for pow days, and lights one up in the Gonjola…

  • Avran

    Mr B. would never do? Take up backseat skiing to pay the bills
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? a magical portal into a never never land of shred
    Mr B. is looking at right now? this response and thinking damn this guy deserves to win
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? FRESHIES cereal of the shred
    Mr B does in the gondola? probably something your mother wouldn’t approve of but was just decriminalized in Breckenridge

  • B rad

    Mr. B would never ride a flat board.
    Mr. B found a love note in his pocket today.
    Mr. B is looking at the winner right now.
    Mr. B likes pancake stacks with Powder sugar for breakfast on pow dayz.
    Mr. B says what happens in the “G”, stayz in the “G”..

  • Andrew

    Mr B. would never do? Ride a flat board.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? the last wrapper of his last candy from his Halloween haul
    Mr B. is looking at right now? himself in the mirror
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? Beans…
    Mr B does in the gondola? Dutch Oven

  • Chris Scott

    Mr B. would never do?
    he would never take off his mask

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    a 3 dollar bill

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    himself in the mirror

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    a cig and coffee

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    spark a doobie!

  • Tim D

    Mr B. would never do? Switch his signature color to purple. Purple is for wieners.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? An “I love New York shotglass” and a mousetrap. What the heck happened last night?
    Mr B. is looking at right now? A perfect picture of Oprah, his dream girlfriend.
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? Boo-Berry cereal to help with his flawless complexion.
    Mr B does in the gondola? Cranks Miley Cyrus and busts a move!

  • Turner Harris

    Mr B. would never do? a fat chick

    Mr B. found in his pockets today? a gum wrapper and a paper clip

    Mr B. is looking at right now? the new hustler

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? leftover pizza and beer

    Mr B does in the gondola? gets high!

  • Tyler

    Mr B. would never do?- He would never throw a chicken in front of a moving train in the country of Clipperton Island (look it up it’s real) unless there was a pound and a half of bacon that was cooked and thrown into the Atlantic Ocean

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?- He found a piece of fur from the werewolf he slayed the other night

    Mr B. is looking at right now?- Most Likely a baby Arabian gazelle (they are extinct, but Mr. B has magical powers and was able to make it unextinct and put it on the “endangered species list”.

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? The pound and a half of bacon that got thrown into the Atlantic Ocean (first question)

    Mr B does in the gondola? Blaster everything with stickers OBVIOUSLY

  • Michael

    Mr B. would never would never pass up one more run no matter what the weather is like
    Mr B. found in his pockets today that ten dollar bill he was looking for at the bar yesterday
    Mr B. is looking at the weather forcast for all his surrounding mountains to decide when he is going to be sick from work
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day powder doughnuts duh!
    Mr B does in the gondola?

  • Michael

    Mr B does in the gondola? eats the powder doughnuts and talks to the attractive foreign females

  • Jamesy T

    1. Never Do > Get caught without the headgear and a TBT board.
    2. Pockets today > Old ticket butts from the Trouble Andrew show he went to last night, thinking damn my ears still hurt but doesn’t matter cause it’s not gonna affect my riding..
    3. Looking at now > Looking at the trees and checking how much dumped last night if any new snow. Also checking Internet snow reports and thinking should he rock the 155 or the 159 on a day like this..
    4. Breakfast on a pow day > Porridge Oats. Need some heavy fuel to beat the queues and last it out there till sundown.
    5. On the gondola > Sorting out the iPod playlist to mix favourite songs from snowboarding videos like Iron Maiden’s “Run to the Hills” from the “Pulse” soundtrack and Lagwagon’s “Violins” from the Jamie Lynn section in classic snowboard videos.

  • JoHN KOLESAR

    Mr B. would never do? show up late to work cuz he was trackin out all the good pow lines before he went to work

    Mr B. found in his pockets today? uh. lighter,pack swishers,some cash,and skittles

    Mr B. is looking at right now? the computer infront of him

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? a chicken sandwich

    Mr B does in the gondola? sit there and look at girls and if no girls then he sparks a juicy b legit

  • jack

    1.Mr.B would never wear pink.
    2.Mr.B found his season pass in his pocket where it belongs.
    3.Mr.B is looking at a snowboarder magazine.
    4.Mr.B has a bottle of fizzy bubbly for breakfast on pow days.
    5.Mr.B waxes his stick in the gondola.

  • jacob

    Mr B. would never do? tindys
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? lint
    Mr B. is looking at right now? the dookie he just left festering in the toilet
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?advill
    Mr B does in the gondola? what mr B does in the gong-dola is Mr Bs business!

  • Hanny

    Mr.B would never miss a day of snowboarding in his life!
    Mr B. found in his pockets today 100 dollar bill, and a pack of m&ms
    Mr B. is looking at himself because he’s a bad ass.
    Mr B. likes a complete champion breakfast (cereal, bacon, patties, eggs, and a fresh squeeze OJ oh wait a good cup of Coffee or Hot Cocoa with whipped cream on a pow day
    Mr B does What he DOES BEST in the gondola duuuuhhh.

  • pockets

    Mr B. would never cut off his mullet. Ever.

    Mr B. found a dog treat and Mr. Wiggles in his pockets today.

    Mr B. is looking at right now? Ssssshhhh, have some respect. The man sleeps with his eyes open.

    Mr B. likes bacon infused vodka with a PBR back for breakfast on a pow day.

    Mr B unleashes the chest fro and busts out the often-imitated, never duplicated Mr. B’s Rick James Rendition in the gondola…”I’m in love with Mary Jane”…

  • josh

    Mr B. would never do?- ride a banana, pickle, chilli dog, and he would never DO IT WITH your girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, or relative, or mom/grandma) but if say he did, he would be a gentleman and formally appoligize
    Mr B. found in his pockets today?-his left testicle (he just realized some sewing is needed)
    Mr B. is looking at right now?-the future of snowboarding (TBT)
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?-nothing, pow is all that is needed to feed the beast
    Mr B does in the gondola?-smoke dank, all day er day, and squash all those annoying blue smurfs b/c Mr. B is the real Blue man

  • Shawn

    Mr B. would never stay home on a pow day
    Mr B. found in his pockets a banana
    Mr B. is looking at naked chicks
    Mr B. likes green eggs and ham for breakfast on a pow day
    Mr B does hooks up with chicks like in hot dog the movie in the squaw gondola

  • stephen

    Mr B. would never do? – send free goods to any of the other suggestions

    Mr B. found in his pockets today? – some extra free goods for me

    Mr B. is looking at right now? – the address he’s going to send my free swag to

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? – the same as me so he decided to send me the free goods

    Mr B does in the gondola? – he hopes the free goods got to me in one piece, and then he shreds like crazy

  • max bordman

    Mr B. would never ski, strap on fake shit, frown while snowboarding, or ride anything but bataleon YEAH FOR IT!
    Mr B. found some lint, melted pow, a key to an unidentifiable airport locker, an empty condom wrapper, a stack of Benjamins, and a half empty 40 0z. in his pockets today
    Mr B. is looking at is own sexy ass face in the mirror right now….no homo but he has beautiful eyes
    M.r. B doesn’t eat breakfast on a powder day because he is out the door before the sun is up to get first tracks
    what Mr B does in the gondola stays in the mother trucking gondola! YEAH FOR IT!
    In the legendary words of the man himself: “smile it’s snowboarding!”

  • stephen

    Mr B. would never do? Strap on fake sh!t
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? A 3 beer bottle opener, and some phone numbers
    Mr B. is looking at right now? the ugly smile! mugs in the nifty bataleon online catalog
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? Breakfast?!!? Too hungover for breakfast!
    Mr B does in the gondola? Laughs at people with flat boards

  • Jiga

    Mr B. would never do? tell a lie

    Mr B. found in his pockets today? some chick’s phone number when he woke up hung over

    Mr B. is looking at right now? he’s looking at his entire life and wondering if it was all worth it

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? energy drinks, because it takes some energy to show all the posers how to shred the pow

    Mr B does in the gondola? he makes all the non-locals, gapers, and harpooners feel very uncomfortable and socially awkward.

  • jeff

    Mr B. would never do?
    He would never root for the Yankees. Rooting for the Yankees is like going to Vegas and cheering for the dealer.

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    His Chumbawumba CD

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    Some balloons outside. Thank God they found balloon boy, he was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take-out from heaven.

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    Cats

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Practices his dance moves to be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.

  • Luis

    Mr B. would never go skiing. That shit is gay.
    Mr B. found the new michael jackson CD in his pocket today, now will not stop listening to it.
    Mr B. is looking at the et artist board right now, he likes boobs a lot.
    Mr B. likes turqoise eggs and ham for breakfast on a pow day, and a lot of coffee, hes not down to wake up early
    Mr B adjusts his junk in the gondola, short shorts suck

  • Eds

    What:
    Mr B. would never do? : Mr. B would never frown

    Mr B. found in his pockets today? Probably a lot of lint.

    Mr B. is looking at right now? Mr. B is looking at the mercury, waiting for it to drop.

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? Nothing, Mr. B’s mouth is stitched on and therefore he does not eat. He is a machine.

    Mr B does in the gondola? Makes out with Ms. M and Ms. J.

  • SlopeStylz

    Mr B. would never read a book.
    Mr B. found Kitten Mittons in his pockets today.
    Mr B. is looking at a viral video of green man right now.
    Mr B. likes beer for breakfast on a pow (or any) day.
    Mr B. smokes ganja in the gondola, it’s legal in Breck now.

  • JC

    Mr B – Would never eat yellow or worse Brown Snow!
    Mr B – Found his meaning for life in his pocket ~ making magical snowboards obviously.
    Mr B – Is looking at all the people he’s made happy out there, bless u Mr B.
    Mr B – Breakfast On Pow day is a bowl of excitement, a slice of possibilities and a mug of Buck yeah!!!
    Mr B – Busts his fat body popping moves listening to the late great M.J! Cha’mone Mutha Licka

  • parkrider

    Mr B. would never do? Spell the word November wrong when he posts on snowboarder mag.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? A hole and some missing items that might have fell through that hole.
    Mr B. is looking at right now? He is watching me write this.
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? Sausage and nuts.
    Mr B does in the gondola? Prepares for his board meeting in the white room.

  • CHRIS KLESCEWSKI

    What:
    Mr B. would never do? : RIDE SKIS, ROLLERBLADE, WEAR RED

    Mr B. found in his pockets today? APRIL’S ELECTRIC BILL

    Mr B. is looking at right now? A CLEAR SKY, CRYING WISHING FOR THE POW POW NAR NAR FRESHY FRESH SKA-POONKLE SLEIZEN

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? POWDERED TOAST, WITH A GLASS OF POWDERED MILK

    Mr B does in the gondola? EATS POWDERED PEPTO BISMO FOR THE POWDERED BREAKFAST

  • Jude

    Mr B. would never do?
    Never cheat on D with E
    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    A Big L
    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    A real OG
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    He doesn’t eat he drinks T
    Mr B does in the gondola?
    He dreams about pow, while he’s catching some ZZZ’s
    (the answers rhyme)
    Bataleon ♥

  • Sam Pel.

    Mr B. would never do? hard drugs
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? An old candy wrapper
    Mr B. is looking at right now? at the TV
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? pancakes with maple syrup
    Mr B does in the gondola? chill with is friends

  • Colton Whitworth

    Mr B. would never not do drugs.
    Mr B. found a baby carrot in his pockets today.
    Mr B. is looking to scissor kick one of the guys from Blue Man Group right now.
    Mr B. likes Pabst Blue Ribbon for breakfast on a pow day.
    Mr B does not talk about what he does in the gondola (for the sake of the children).

  • Adam Christopher

    Mr B. would never bail
    Mr B. found lint, a movie stub and some edged wax in his pocket.
    Mr B. is looking at you, looking at me, looking at him.
    Mr B. likes for green eggs and ham. Nothing better!
    Mr B. serenades the ladies in the gondola.

  • Chris

    Mr. B would never do
    Mr. B found three screws, a blueberry and a mix cd containing WHAM and Huey Lewis and the News beats in his pockets today.
    Mr. B is looking into the eyes of those who desire these free goods more than any other product giveaway
    On a pow day, Mr. B likes it quick and simple so he can get them fresh turns! Hot Cocoa and a BLUE berry muffin on the way.
    In the Gondola, Mr. B dances, sings, Batals Leons and tigers (agagaga) and does whatever he can to make it out alive, happy, and ready to shred!!!!

  • dom

    Mr B would never back down

    Mr B found a dime bag, lift ticket, some money, and a love letter from a girl he doesnt know

    Mr B is looking at the weather chanelle tryin to see where the snow at

    Mr B likes some sunny side up eggs with some blue skys and grape drink

    Mr B takes the gondola up to cloud nine after smokin an ill blunt

  • fabriceTOUSSAINT

    Mr B. would never ride tha bullshit reverse camber stuff cause he knows the triple base is where it’s at
    Mr B. found in his pockets, wait he has pockets?
    Mr B. is looking at porn right now
    Mr B. likes a nice glass of eggs cuase you know that shit ain’t only for jocks
    Mr.B. enjoys the company of his man friends just chillin . yea chillin in the gondola
    Mr B does in the gondola?

  • jordan stowe

    Mr B. would never do?- a two planker

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?- a ticket stub from the note book

    Mr B. is looking at right now?- a turquoise fortune cookie

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?- some eggs hash brown oh an whats that stuff we used to eat all the time? oh ya pu nan aye!

    Mr B does in the gondola?- catches up on his steamy romance novels

  • Julian Falconer

    Mr B. would never do Bluntstalls or Bonking balls.
    Mr B. found Bling and Boots and a two piece in his pockets today.
    Mr B. is looking at me the winner right now.
    Mr B. likes fluffy eggs on his pillow and shark teeth for breakfast on a pow day
    Mr B blazes blunts in the gondola

  • Simon CHalifoux

    What:
    Mr B. would never do? Ride a Burton
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? A picture of himself doing a double cork in a pipe. That’s bad because now he won’t be able to get some chiks with this; Shaun White stole him his nicest trick and tells evryone he’s the first to do it…
    Mr B. is looking at right now? The chiks that just bought a Bataleon board and his now half naked on his bed.
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? A granola bowl with yogurt and fresh fruits, a big orange juice glass, and some tofu (for the proteins). Mr B. is too cool to eat pizza or Kraft dinner for breakfast (that is so 90′s).
    Mr B does in the gondola? Yell at the young kids that think that if they ride a Burton they’re nice and cool that this is NOT snowboard’s spirit. And clearly looking at the park below him and jizzing in his pants!

  • gavrich

    Mr B. would never refuse the opportunity to walk naked down the length of blackpool pier in a snug fitting seethrough plastic mack whilst shouting ‘pink pancakes’ through a megaphone

    Mr B. found nothing in his pockets today – skirts dont have pockets, friday is skirt day. but he found a wallet, usb stick and an oyster card in someone else’s pockets at Kings Cross

    While your reading this Mr B. is looking down your top

    Mr B. wont tell you what he has for breakfast because it’ll put you off yours… lets just say it involves a bbq sauce and a cast iron alibi

    Mr B enjoys a bit of wikipaedia terrorism in the gondola – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gondola

  • Jacob Wehler

    Mr. B would never take a day off from snowboarding to go to the in-laws.
    Mr. B found nothing because he is wearing Spandex and Spandex doesn’t allow that…
    Mr. B is looking at Mr. T because their names sound alike.
    Mr. B likes pow for breakfast because that what he eats when he bites it on the mountain.
    Mr. B doesn’t ride gondolas because he fears the water and the Venitians

  • James

    Mr B. would never do? Ride a Burton, duh!
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? His tool, duh!
    Mr B. is looking at right now? Snow, duh!
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? Lots of carbs, duh!
    Mr B does in the gondola? Drool at the pow on the way to the top & maybe some hot chicks too!

  • sean

    Mr B. would never do? would never waste money on drugs
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? he found money and some lint
    Mr B. is looking at right now? hes looking at the camera
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? like soup
    Mr B does in the gondola? text on his phone

  • lauren

    Mr B. would never do?
    Take my mother out to a seafood dinner and never call her again

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    A note saying “Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!”

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    Baxter pooping in a tuba

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    Scotch; Mr B. loves scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into his belly…

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Goes to Pleasure Town with Veronica Corningstone

  • Jakeg1116

    Mr B. would never do? Ride rollerblades
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? shredded cheddar
    Mr B. is looking at right now? his turquoise room
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? nails and screws
    Mr B does in the gondola? wins at rock paper scissors

  • Alex King

    Mr B. would never wear red.
    Mr B. found crumbs of gold fish in his pockets today
    Mr B. is looking at playboy right now
    Mr B. likes a raw big mouth bass for breakfast on a pow day
    Mr B does the hokie pokie in the gondola

  • Ryan Froese

    MR B. would never do? Quit snowboarding after a couple of broken bones.
    MR B. Found in his pockets today?enough change for a lift ticket.
    MR.B. is looking at right now?the latest snowboarding videos, (trying to get inspired)
    MR B. likes for breakfast on pow day?a good home style cooked breakfast from a local dinner.
    MR B. does in the gondola?check over the equipment, and making friends with the locals.

  • arron hollands

    Mr B. would never become Mr. A
    Mr B. found osma bin laden hiding in his pocket, cheeky bastard!
    Mr B. is looking at the blue beauty in the mirror
    Mr B. likes a quick blueberry muffin and a jagerbomb to wake him up!
    Mr B. flash’s all the skiers passing by!!!

  • capnz

    would never betray turquoise with a side of stoke

    he found that since red apple arizona is the best beverage ever they should change it to turquoise apple arizona

    is looking at his turquoiseness in the mirror while riding a turquoise kangaroo down australian slopes

    likes his turquoise apple arizona for breakfast

    blasts a turquiose ghettoblaster while making out with turquoise alien chicks

  • I

    Mr B. would never do? he would never go flat
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? a secret pocket
    Mr B. is looking at right now? his pocket ( I dont see any pockets)
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? some big frosty flakes
    Mr B does in the gondola? gonja-dola?? and smiles :)

  • Conner541

    Mr B. would never do?
    Girl methods.

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    Some type of microwavable meal.

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    Porn

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    Eggo waffles, facials from Mrs. B

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Masturbate

  • manicx2

    Mr. B would never slap a midget
    Mr. B found 23 and a half pennies in his pockets today
    Mr. B is looking at a penguin
    Mr. B likes bacon, like a real man, for breakfast on a pow day
    Mr. B plays pocket god on his iPhone in the gondola

  • Ben

    Mr.B would never frown about shredding a Bataleon
    Mr.B obviously has no pockets today or ever to find things in
    Mr.B is actually day dreaming about riding, not looking at anything.
    Mr.B eats granola in gondolas for breakfast on pow days
    Mr.B enjoys granola in gondolas to save time in the morning to shred earlier

  • Edgars Kalnins

    1) Ride a banana! (literary)
    2) Mix tape for pow-day riding.
    3) His board and can’t believe its wicked shape!
    4) Mr B. waste no time for breakfast on a pow day – pow day itself is soul food!
    5) Tries to catch up with his sleep cause of the hard riding and partying.

  • Elliott Govia

    Mr B. would never watch 2 girls 1 cup ever again.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today??.. an elephant =)
    Mr B. is looking at 2 girls 1 cup right now
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? huh?!? Mr B. likes to sleep in..
    Mr B does in the gondola? “In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, the Lion sleeps toniggghtt. AHH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • Michal Karanter

    1.) Mr B. would never miss afterparty!
    2.) Mr B. found in his pockets letter from the future with plan to create the best board ever
    3.) Triple kink s-rail over cactuses
    4.) He eats rocks and drinks acid like superhero
    5.) Mr.B doesn`t use the gondola, he propably has private heli with chicks and hot tube

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  • James Nicolson

    1.) Mr B. never stops smiling from ear to ear
    2.) Mr B. found a clump of powder snow from his wet dream
    3.) Mr B. is looking for the first snow clouds
    4.) Mr B. never eats powder – he always lands his airs
    5.) Mr.B prefers the back country

  • kyle brown

    Mr B never hates
    Mr B found some wax in his pocket
    Mr B is looking at the sky mad flippin
    oatmeal, Mr B is a growing boy
    Mr B is meditating on the gondola

  • Ines Rimmele

    Mr B would never say never.

    Mr. B found some used handkerchiefs in his pocket today – right besides the stamps from Russia.

    Mr. B is looking at the stamps from Russia.

    For breakfast on powdays Mr. B likes bluebirds – grilled and on toast.

    In the gondola he’s either eating the grilled bluebird on toast or he’s scratchin his crotch because of his slim fitted suit.

  • flyingbrian

    Mr B. would never do?
    Get caught riding dirty.

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    A banana.

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    The biggest slash in North America

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    Biscuits and Gravy my beasts.

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Acts like a squirrel just trying to bust a nut.

  • Tamara Thalhofer

    Mr B. would never fill his leggins.

    Mr B. found in his pockets a package of “wiener würstchen” today (german sausages).

    Mr B. is looking at his naked wife on his Triple Base board.

    Mr B. likes huge brezels with a cold bad ass bavarian beer for breakfast on a pow day.

    Mr B. does not fart in the gondola.

  • Maarten

    Mr B. would never do? – he would never stop working for bataleon,because he just loves his job
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? – a old ticket for the indoor snowboardpiste in Landgraaf..,because he had to go to the bataleon headquarter in the netherlands,but there are no good mountains over their ,so he was forced to snowboard indoor
    Mr B. is looking at right now? a new limited edition bataleon board with himself on it
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? nothing,he don’t wanna wast his time on eating,he just want to snowboard
    Mr B does in the gondola? he holds a barbecue for himself and the whole bataleon crew,so they can just relax..

  • Greg

    Mr B. would never do?
    He would never ski for all the money in the world/ take off his mask
    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    Mountain Maps and Guide to why skiing sucks
    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    Powder. he doesnt look forward to anything else.
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    Cinamon roll. it will reminding him how hes gonna swirl in the powder and kill it.
    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Yells skiing sucks the whole ride.

  • Michael Kallenbach

    Mr B. would never strap on a flat board again! ( bomb hills slower, bail more jumps, traverse secound, …)

    Mr B. found the wrong autograph cards in his pockets! damn again this Mr Bean shit =)

    Mr B. is looking for his homeplanet right now! He cannot come from the earth.

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day: a sausage chain which one he hidden in his leggins

    Mr B twist at his moustache and search´s for his mrs B

  • Snoman 0317

    Mr B. would never do?
    Say’s that he hates Snowboarding

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    A picture of him and his favorite B
    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    Everyone that is looking at him
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    He likes up side down pancakes from ihop
    Mr B does in the gondola?
    He always thinks about the first big air he got

  • Kellan Roman-Barnes

    Mr. B would never ride the park on a pow day.
    Mr. B found thirteen and a half lift tickets and a Bataleon sticker which he promptly slapped on his shred stick.
    Mr. B is looking at the Bataleon at Hinterlux video because he can’t get over how perfect that high five frontflip was.
    Mr. B eats pillows on a pow day.
    Mr. B doesn’t need a gondola, he flies.

  • Cameron Whitworth

    Mr B. would never put his nuts on a girls chin.
    Mr B. found his butt plug in his pocket and was super stoked!!!!
    Mr B. is looking at gay kiddie porn.
    Mr B. likes sausage for breakfast on a pow day, Duh!!!!
    Mr B does John Stamos in the Gondola…

  • Colton Whitworth

    Mr B. would never slap his mom on Sunday. Mr. B loves his mommy.
    Mr B. found my girlfriends phone number in his pocket, and then he threw it away.
    Mr B. is looking at 6 ft of freshies right now, but on t.v. because there is no pow anywhere in America.
    Mr B. likes to eat breakfast burritos as he rides the pow.
    Mr B tells my girlfriend to quit calling him in the gondola.

  • Reed

    1. a dude
    2. cash money
    3. some hills to shred
    4. poutine
    5. dances to gangster beats

  • Tom Fetterplace

    Mr B. would never do?Hate.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today?a nobel peace prize, keys to park city and an ipod playing his favourite band eiffel 65….Im blue da bu de da bu di if I was green I would die….
    Mr B. is looking at the thermomater waiting for the galinstan to drop. nobody uses mercury these days.
    Nobody know what mr B. eats for brekkie on powder days, when you’re getting up he’s already on the mountain.
    Mr B does in the gondola? Laughs all the way to the top at all the interview material hes getting free in these answers while he rides pow.

  • Janus

    What:
    Mr B. would never do?
    - Use the word ‘never’!

    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    - He found out what women want. But he didn’t pay much attention, as he have always known it.

    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    - Nothing, as he’s riding a snowboard with his eyes closed to make sure he can smell snow.

    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    - You must be kidding! Do you really think he’d waste time for eating breakfast on a pow day?!

    Mr B does in the gondola?
    - A tricky question again… but not for me! Mr B. doesn’t have to use gondola. Why would he, since he can ride a snowboard upwards?

  • Zak

    Mr B. would never do? count his money while hes sitting at the table, theyl be time enough for counting when the dealings done.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? Narnia (this one breaks the pattern)
    Mr B. is looking at right now? 20 inch blades on the impala
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? just a slice of the devils pie, yea c’mon
    Mr B does in the gondola?Build a sand castle without bringin a pale and goes cat fish fishin and come up with a wale, but but you know what it was easy as hell, well maybe not the line about him catchin a wale but if he did it then its nothin and he did it well probly easy as it is to move slow for a snail… then he goes snowboarding

  • Jack

    Mr B. would never stop smiling on the mountain
    Mr B. found beef jerky, the best boarding snack, in his pockets today
    Mr B. is looking at the untouched powder run right now
    Mr B. likes wheaties and pancakes for breakfast on a pow day
    Mr B scouts out his run and gets psyched does in the gondola

  • Brett

    Mr B. would never get through airport security on the first try.

    Mr B. looked in his pockets today and found some goldfish crackers, a walkie talkie, and second beanie (for special occasions).

    Right now, Mr B. is looking at the comments people have posted for this contest. He’s not too happy with people calling him scumbag when he rides the gondola.

    Mr B.’s breakfast on a pow day is whatever the daily special is at Dunkin Donuts.

    On the gondola, Mr. B. scares the tourist families by talking about his crazy night and dirty clothes.

  • max

    1.Mr. B would never be a bee for halloween… well maybe a Mr. Bee…
    2.Mr. B looked in his pockets today and found osama bin laden hiding.
    3.Mr. B is looking through the screen at bums like me who wanna win some free shit because they broke their capita in 3 spots last year and have no money for a funkink.
    4. On a good pow day, Mr. B likes to eat leftover pizza crusts and half drank pabst’s from the night before, for breakfast.
    5. When Mr. B is on a gondala, he opens the door and pisses on the ski patrol.

  • klown

    You tell us you win.
    What:
    Mr B. would never do push mongo.
    Mr B. found a still crisp 10 dollar bill that went through the wash in his pockets today.
    Mr B. is looking at the newest issue of snowboarder magazine right now.
    Mr B. likes McDesnuts for breakfast on a pow day.
    Mr B does skulduggery in the gondola.

  • HOODOO!!

    Mr. B would never?
    Say that the B stands for Burton

    Mr. B found in his pockets today?
    Some of Brett Butcher’s red hair

    Mr. B is looking at right now?
    NIck Visconti’s part from Stack Footy…what a guy!

    Mr. B likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    He skips breakfast to get first tracks then has a big lunch!

    Mr. Be does in the gondola?
    He “B”ehaves!!!

  • David I

    Mr B. would never do?
    Reveal the secret identity behind the mask.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    Top secret but it starts with B and rhymes with danana.
    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    You…
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    Space man food
    Mr B does in the gondola?
    Mr. B needs no gondola, he rides a jet pack to the top.

  • BataleonParkRat

    Mr. B would never kiss a girl without asking first

    Mr. B found a cheeseburger in his pocket today

    Mr. B is looking at himself in the mirror cause hes so damn awesome.

    Mr. B likes to eat green eggs and ham on a pow day

    Mr. B likes to meet new people and dance in the gondola

  • sb

    Mr B. would never do? admit to crying like a girl when Jacko died
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? a stolen lift pass
    Mr B. is looking at right now? the bataleon website
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? oatmeal and an energy drink
    Mr B does in the gondola? I could tell you, but he’d kill both of us!

  • jared przekurat

    Mr B. would never do? pay rent late
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? frozen cell phone
    Mr B. is looking at right now? his homework, then he said i’ll do it when its dark cause he’s got mountains to shred
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? french roast dark coffee
    Mr B does in the gondola? wears his scuba gear

  • Sarah

    *Mr B. would never do?-Like Skiing
    *Mr B. found in his pockets today?-An old sub with mold
    *Mr B. is looking at right now?-Whatching a Kangaroo speaking Spanish in a german soap opera
    *Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?-He eats the snow that’s on the mountain
    *Mr B does in the gondola?-dances like their is no tomorrow and falls off into the water but keeps on danceing in the water

  • ParcKrew

    Mr B. would never do? sloppy seconds.
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? 10 bucks two beer caps and some ashes.
    Mr B. is looking at right now? internet porn.
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? warm beer and a cold hot dog.
    Mr B does in the gondola? puts his ass on the glass cuz the suits got a trap door!

  • russ brown

    mr b would never choke on the first run
    mr b would find telescopic ski pole in his pocket for flats and hitting skiers
    mr b is looking at a yeti
    mr b would have and sausage and egg mcmuffin for breakfast on a powder day
    mr b does what everyone else does on a gondala, rolls up and changes the ipod

  • russ brown

    some free stuff would be awesome to start off my next season with!!!!!!

  • Peter

    Mr B. would never do?
    -catch his edge sliding a front board in front of hot babes
    Mr B. found in his pockets today?
    -a broken twix he found in the lodge and thought it’d be good to have on a chairlift
    Mr B. is looking at right now?
    -pictures from last season with Mrs. B
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day?
    -mickey dees fo life
    Mr B does in the gondola?
    -dream about that next pow line

  • Robert

    Mr B. would never stop snowboarding
    Mr B. found an old seasons pass in his pocket today
    Mr B. is looking at the fake mustache he wore in his season pass photo remembering the season
    Mr B. just has coffee to save time on a powder day
    Mr B. makes dirty jokes about floppy boards with his friends in the gondola

  • jason

    Mr B. would never do? he would never wear any color other than that awesome teal aqua color and his face mask
    Mr B. found in his pockets today? probably crack…..that’s why he always smiling
    Mr B. is looking at right now? my smiling face
    Mr B. likes for breakfast on a pow day? eggs and bacon…..snowboarders favorite food
    Mr B does in the gondola? jump up and down and grind on the stuck up rich guys that can barely ride much less walk

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