FREE GOODS FRIDAY with CAPiTA!

October 2

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Those CAPiTA guys are smart. Smart and scary. Smart, scary and arty. Smart, scary, arty and rippin’ boarders. Check their new website if you don’t believe us, some of the best graphics ever and quality backed-up by a really well rounded team.

Anyway, back to the smarts. They gave us a bunch of swag to divvy out, problem is they don’t want no dummies runnin’ their gear. Thus we’ll be determining who gets this weeks CAPiTA prody with a good old fashioned haiku contest. Break out your birkenstocks, berets, bongos and put pen to paper. Post your haiku below and you could be dressed like a smart person by next week!
Capita
Possible haiku topics include:
-how sweet Capita is
-why you deserve the GOODS
-how lame poetry is
-evil scary stuff
-snowboarding
-not snowboarding
-your favorite food

If you don’t know what a haiku is you’ve already proved yourself un-smart and un-worthy to win, sorry (google it).
Use your brain, best haiku wins. Contest ends Wednesday October 7th.

As always you can increase your chances of winning by marking your comment with your Gravatar!! Gravatars are the small images that appear next to your name in comments and will automatically appear once you sign up at Gravatar and enter your email below!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED!


Wow, that was a lot of poetry, some way too good, and some pretty bad. In the end Maddy summed it up nicely. This weeks winner is:
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If you didn’t win this time keep your chin up, we’ve got two more prize packs from CAPiTA to give away on FREE GOODS FRIDAYs coming up.

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  • TuckerZink

    i need these goods
    because my gear is whack
    hook me up asap

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  • capnz

    I make kittens run

    In hopes of making hiers

    By eating their ears

  • Ryan Hassinger

    there once was a board
    that had naked girls jumping
    on some weird guys bed

  • skunkape

    The things I would do
    Include writing a haiku
    This is a long shot

  • eric

    Please snowboarder mag
    Hook me up with some new schwag
    Refrigerator

  • llamacode

    I got free posters
    advertising Capita
    put them on my wall

    Five posters in all
    They made my room look awesome
    I liked them alot

    my mom noticed one
    had a naked devil chick
    and she removed it

    now I have but four
    a bare spot on my wall and
    a hole in my heart

    send me some prody
    so I can get stoked again
    and cure my hurt soul

  • Steve

    Capita is sick
    But not the same sick as when
    I eat bad tacos

  • titusf.

    capita pretty much,
    is magic.

  • Hugo

    The Capitas gold teeth
    Shining in the moonlight
    Ready to pounce now

  • TRex

    Know what would be dope…
    Shredding this year’s horrorscope
    Well I can dream, right?

  • mulch

    capita capta
    capita capita aah
    capita capit

  • andi

    love you guys from capitaahhhh
    but i hate the summer so much
    so i hope you can hook me up
    =)

  • koty

    Powder nipples deep,
    Slushy jibs and scary steeps,
    Capita will slay

  • Tyler Macleod

    I have no money
    With three bills left to pay soon
    I need some free goods

  • Sonya Frebold

    Snow
    Falls
    Softly
    Silently

  • SJF

    Free
    Board
    More
    Beer

  • Karl

    The corporation

    Fresh take on old industry

    Scary with a soul

    its not about rhymes, its about flow

  • Karl

    that last line was not a part of my poem

  • Jonathon simone

    This guy loves to ride
    your gear gives me pride
    let’s make the snow fly

  • Joel Miranda

    sitting in my car
    waiting for open chair lifts
    first chair is all mine!

  • halfblackstallion

    Clouds were creeping
    Capita comes to rescue,
    the horrorscope is now clear.

  • nick

    rotting death consumes the land
    a pale horse,
    on which the reaper rides

  • Britt

    Shredette time to shine
    Rockin steezy capita
    Men weak in the knees

  • pat

    Alcohol abuse
    Frothy shards of a pint glass
    broken on the floor

  • mike

    Slow driver
    In the fast lane

  • Dallas

    Patiently waiting
    Need to shred my Capita
    Devour summer

  • mike

    I want to punt your crotch (last part to the above two lines, whoops!)

  • jbo

    The opening day
    I want to shred on this day
    Lets go shred today

  • NicoleS

    Snow clouds overcast
    Conifers adorn in frost
    Nearly strap in time

  • Matt in Colorado

    A lightning flash:
    between the forest trees its Charlie Slasher
    I have seen snow turned to water.

    (winner winner chicken dinner)

  • jbo

    my capita board
    has waited all summer long
    for opening day

  • jbo

    kickers to the left
    gnar core boxes to the right
    skiers suck go die :)

  • PS

    Desperate effort
    To catch the falling six pack
    Only five survive

  • Dougg

    twenty-two long years
    riding corporate snowboards
    CAPiTA frees me

  • JD Elliott

    Hood grows white again
    A hunger grows within me
    I am out of Pabst

  • nick

    In this
    I find delight
    Spraying gapers-day and night

  • Ben B

    I’m snap many boards
    And cannot afford one now
    Help me shred this year

    p.s. i am desperate

  • Thomas

    We are at the end
    of days without capita
    the snow will come soon!

    end our suffering
    capita bring the good please
    were starving for you!

  • Jeff Ruest

    Your love is a warm tub
    We hide under the bubbles
    My heart gets wrinkly

  • Ben B

    I owned a Shape Shifter
    It shredded super awesome
    mangled it on rocks

  • PS

    visual rickroll
    BEYOND REASON! CANNOT BE!
    Goatse guy knows why

  • Ben B

    and i will provide photo evidence!

  • againstk

    speculate our world
    devour all the conjecture
    of capitalism

    ————————

    capita is raw
    not like eddie murphy raw
    but gnarly raw

    ———————–

    like adverse weather
    capita is all frightful
    rejoice and shred

  • Jedric Jacobe

    the horrorscope board

    i just bought and is sitting

    needs to be ridden

  • traveloutloud

    Capita First Kiss
    Best video of all time
    But give me free stuff

  • CRSN

    The snow falls divine
    Sport the bug H-1-N-1
    Clearing the lift line

  • k.

    ramen noodle diet
    couch surfing with capita
    all to shred the gnar

  • Craig “The Only” Light

    yea yea woot woot fun
    sorry to inform you all
    I’m The Only one

  • Devin Reams

    win the goods, i will
    there is nothing better than
    colorado snow

  • Matt

    Fresh POW on the hill
    It’s time to choose your weapon
    Charlie ate your Fish

  • The Chad

    Oh how I miss the sweet smell of Black Death!
    Death in the morning or any other time of day.

  • cdr

    I vote llamacode wins, i cant beat that

  • Ben B

    I snap many boards
    Cannot afford a new one
    Help me shred this year*

    I had a typo in my other one

  • Trent

    the pow i could shred
    but i am still in my bed
    because theres no snow

  • marinda white

    capit – aaahh!
    devouring the summer
    so ace

  • jaymal

    know the ledge
    wise or dumb
    understand capita

  • Dr. B

    I Heart Capita,
    Viva en mi corazón,
    Oh Four Oh Dee Ell.

  • Blair

    Glimpses of Bend winter show
    It’s a Capita! (Le Tigre)
    Bachelor is getting snow!

  • hunter

    snow falling small light flakes
    already we have up to three feet
    now two days we wait

  • steff

    Oh Saturnia
    I’d trade my boyfriend for you
    please don’t tell him, thanks

  • HUDI!! I am the best

    poems are lame
    if i want this cool stuff
    i have to make one

    the things i can think
    possible haiku include
    evil scary stuff

    my favorite food
    why i deserve the good stuff
    capita is sweet

    not snowboarding too
    these topics suck like haiku
    so give me the gear

  • “ParcKrew” Chris

    fat gaps and handrails
    cliff drops and knee surgeries
    a snowboarders life..

  • Tim D

    Sun Rays are vibrant
    Powder amounts are endless
    Dreaming Forever

    (I live in Minnesota… damn…)

  • lauren

    I can’t fall asleep
    Capita’s at my window
    The wolves are howling

    Capita laughing
    I hear screams and shrieks outside
    Peering out, horror!

    Cities are aflame!
    People are panicking now!
    Soul-devourer waits!

    Hiding under sheets
    Something’s pulling at my feet
    Tis you, Capita!

    Capita laughing
    I try to fight, tis too strong
    Cast into darkness

    Say your prayers, son
    Last rites are being chanted
    Bump, rattle, bang, clunk

    Awake now, but where?
    Constricted in scent of dirt
    Crap, this is not good.

  • Bug

    living on the edge
    balance of life and pure snow
    turns fulfill purpose

  • Adrian

    It’s snowing, puking

    Charlie Slasher is awake

    Can not wait, must ride

  • nathan

    capita is lame
    j/K LOL not really
    seriously there duck

  • Adrian

    Axe blade touches skin

    Blood and guts litter the place

    Tarantino films

  • Adrian

    I like to drink beer

    I am from canada, eh

    Charlie will find pow

  • Adrian

    This is pretty fun

    The creativity and all

    Not as fun as riding

  • Sam Pel.

    I love pizza
    with thick sauce
    that’s what she said
    _________________

    poetry is boring
    snowboard is not
    fu** my cat just vomit

  • Greg

    my board is clipping

    my body is aching

    waking up to another day of urban riding is not frustrating

  • squid

    snowboardings for fun
    Dont change or distort
    enjoy the fun times

  • Greggy D

    My snowboard in hand
    Goggles fogged, frozen toes,
    All I want is snow

  • terrorjames

    A Haiku about my Indoor Survival.
    ___________________________

    It watches me eat
    Cold weather will free the snow
    We shall devour soon

  • daniel

    I love Capita
    I hate all of the summer
    Give me some cool shit

  • erik holznagel

    the darkness trembles,
    black blood runs cold, taste death
    Slasher stalks the night

    Horror steals your breath
    terrorhawk digs talons deep,
    blood seeps, life is short

    Lungs on fire, exhaust
    climbing silver stair, can’t stop
    Gain the ridge, see stars

    steep chute, gaping maw
    jagged teeth of shredder’s doom
    face the fear, send it

    1 slash, 2 slash, 3….
    sinister laugh rents the air
    possession, complete

  • sergio

    The best for the slopes
    None other than CAPiTA
    For your shredding needs
    ____________________________

    Parents no buy goods
    I need new gear to shred Baker
    Hope you will help me
    __________________________

    Need to devour
    CAPiTA tis the best, thus
    I cannot compare

  • Aaron Riddle

    the winter is here
    festivities all night long
    snow melts out of ass

  • Aaron Riddle

    Ahhh erik those are nice, boy! heres an other…

    Stairway to heaven
    Awaits my interaction
    The drum beats within

  • Mano

    Night riding
    20 below
    Cup of hot coco

    Overcast everyday
    30 second runs
    Midwest fun

    Capita is super scary
    Paseos is super delicious
    I love Seattle

    Dumping in the pass
    Coffee to go
    a perfect Union with Capita

    Late to bed
    Early to rise
    first chair is the prize

    Paseos is juicey
    Top Pot is sweet
    Baker is epic

    Puking up top
    Strap in for the ride
    I drank too much

  • Kenneth Palumbo

    Snow is falling
    Captita
    Will support my following

  • lina

    makin a haiku
    I know I can do
    rhymin’s another thing
    I’m chillin and sippin dew.

  • gintaras

    I’m riding with capita and it taste like Sushi. So I want more suchi from capita.

  • stephen

    new powder
    need the capita
    shred i go

  • Carl

    rain is falling in san diego
    and yet is 80 degrees
    oh the woe of el nino

  • Bryce

    Winter Is Coming
    The Snow Will Be falling Soon
    I Am Excited

  • Bryce

    I love snowboarding
    Capita is my hero
    hook me up with some gearo

  • Bryce

    I am not stupid
    haikus are not very hard
    i am scary smart

  • Bryce

    its free goods friday
    i could really use some gear
    snow is almost here

  • Bryce

    Capita is sick
    so are my sweet ass haikus
    im the one you should choose

  • Bryce

    i wish i was cool
    you give me capita gear
    i will be so cool

  • Reed

    Capita is sick
    They devour everything
    Capita shreds gnar!

  • Bryce

    Burton kids are gay
    we dont need any of those
    i need capita

  • Bryce

    Haikus are so fun
    i learned them in english class
    the top line is false

  • Chauncey

    Holy crap!

    HOLZNAGEL FTW!!!

  • Zboy

    Zombies in the streets

    Oh my God the Horror…Scope!

    Dance party all night

  • Toni G (unit)

    LISTEN UP CAPiTA GODS!

    This contest is done
    for ev’ryone but Erik
    eff een Holz-nay-gull.

    That was probably the best poetry I’ve seen with my own eyes.

  • Joel The DJ

    Snow, Oh I Miss Thee
    And Under captons forsite
    With thee, I shall be

    Snow, soft feather fresh.
    Landing on moutain top.
    Wait For shredding.

    Snow, Cold to My Touch
    Youe Adventer is with me
    Stay here Forever

  • Joel The DJ

    Snow, Oh I Miss Thee
    And Under captons forsite
    With thee, I shall be

    Snow, soft feather fresh.
    Landing on moutain top.
    Wait For shredding.

    Snow, Cold to My Touch
    Youe Adventer is with me
    Stay here Forever Please****

  • RionJosef

    This was not the world
    my fiction promised to me
    Where’s my jet, Charlie?

  • chrismafugin’cloud

    Haikus are so easy?
    then why are these all sleazy
    worse than young jeezy

    I Ride Real Deep Snow
    This makes my friends and i glow
    the northwest f’sho

    Mystical Weather
    Rain, Sleet, Fog and Heavy Snow
    Make ‘qualmie worth dough

    I slay Capita
    Stay true to seattle spooks
    ride hyak skip kooks

    fresh turns and thigh burns
    underneath the summit lights
    pow days to pow nights

    this has been mad fun
    but the hour grows dark and dim
    and beer still at brim

  • flyingbrian

    indoor survival
    it’s time for your arrival
    sick retroviral

  • Carl

    i cannot handle indoor survival
    i need to shred outside with flat kick
    and spread ultrafear on the mountain

  • Nate

    Shattered my ankle
    Titanium plate and screws
    Capita heals me

  • fiah in me pants

    Someone please do this
    Lay a huge dump on my chest
    A big brown steamer

  • spencermandude

    haikus are fun beans
    i love capita so much
    stairmaster ninja

  • Basho

    Wind and snow heaping
    He zigzags between tree trunks
    And won’t come inside

  • a

    nice contest nice prize
    not van halen’s lost weekend
    but kids are thinking

  • jeff

    indoor waxed and crowned
    speed tribe i finally found
    rolling out this fuck

  • Kiernan McNeil

    Don’t make me cry or weep,
    or maybe seep,
    so hook me up with something sweet

  • ajy

    It’s almost shred time
    CAPiTA’s boards are sublime
    Can’t wait to buy mine!

  • Luke

    She asks “you love me?”
    Storming on mountain. Reply:
    “Going snowboarding.”

  • Luke

    No West Mich. dealer
    Land of big-box life-suck brands,
    need capita help!

  • Luke

    Need one-hundred days
    Heavy rain, lifts stopped for weeks.
    Move, I’m hiking this.

  • lauren

    Can I write another?? :D this is funnn.

    Loveland and Basin
    Are racing to open first
    Very soon I will shred

    I lack a snowboard
    My Space Metal Fantasy
    Is coming to me

    But not soon enough
    I need the unicorn NOW
    so we can frolic

    On rainbows and clouds
    In the land of sunshine and
    powder and hot dogs

    Rainbows are shot far
    From the unicorn’s gold horn
    Shreddable rainbows!

    Instead of pow sprays,
    There’s glitter and confetti
    Hope you have goggles

    See, the S.M.F
    Is a very magical
    far-off land of shred

    Only entered by
    Those who have a S.M.F
    Very exclusive

    Now you know why I
    need my S.M.F to go
    Ride with UNICORNS!

  • rg

    snow situation
    living high elevation
    the black death machine

  • Iwona Chmielewska

    Broke college student,
    Polish parents hate boarding,
    How do I get gear?

  • Abe Behr

    Opportunity
    You are repped by Dan Brisse
    Met him in FOCO

  • Abe Behr

    Buffalo chicken wings
    When mixed with chapped llips give sting
    Classic like the Kinks

    Dad almost caught me
    “Homework” is what I’m doing
    The grill sets me free

    Haikus are so strange
    When I write them I feel gay
    For gear anythang

    Moreno Fumbled
    Fantasy is in trouble
    Hines should get double

    It’s bike to school week
    And should I wear my helmeet
    Yes for thee Conteests

    Have to get ready
    Conformation is coming
    Back in the morning

    Am I a kiss ass
    For going so far far past
    I sure hope I’m not

    Fall fall fall fall fall
    Get up again and then fall
    Totally worth it

  • I

    i like all these nice little poems but why? poems make me cry for i know that snow will come and slow i will go for gashes from thrashin and a Bent eage oh no Please let it snow but how will i go i love my old board and will ride it if i must before it is all but dust cause Passes and fines (for longboarding and skating :’( ya it Illegale to longboard! ) are a must So Please Capita Please! let me glide with glee oh let it be free swage for me and the Powder will come feet by Feet! if i dont win its because poems arnt very cool and and this is not a haiku but does it really matter? comon

  • Jason

    i don’t like fat chicks

    nor creepy men with large dicks

    this poem is akward

  • trin

    Ultra Fear. Freak!

    Shred Extreme. Freak!

    Devour Death. Freak!

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  • I

    I named this Wish For Swag

    I Pray… for good snow

    Money, I need for a pass

    Cash, it Just don’t last…

    Haiku That! Capita

  • lauren

    ooops, in my second one…

    “Loveland and Basin
    Are racing to open first
    Very soon I will shred”

    last line is supposed to be “very soon I shred”!!

  • Richard

    White light is falling
    Mountains start to shivering
    Snow bound dusty peaks

  • Victoria

    shred the mountain tops
    capita is the shiznit
    bring home the bacon

  • Benjamin

    We Devour ALL
    Shred anything in our sight
    done with evil might!

  • Ellery

    Soon there will be snow
    the ground will be all covered
    capita gear fresh

  • SIN

    A promise to you
    To Scare, Scar and Devour
    With Sinister smiles.

  • John Cywinski

    I devour nothing.
    I eat something.
    Capita eats everything.

  • J00seppi

    Shut the fuck up birds
    Flowers are waking up
    I should be shredding

  • Buddy

    My BSOD
    Snapped when in trees
    This years is for me

  • Buddy

    The BSOD
    Born to slay all in its way
    Best be sent my way

  • Patrick

    poets are so lame

    all they is do is try to make

    talking a career

  • Maddy

    do it for the love
    to jump tweak and spray and slay
    never ending fun

  • Sean Conners

    Scary like a dark autumns night without a coat
    Looking up through kaliedascope eyes
    The stars shine like a magic horrorscope
    A green streak like a machine flies though the skies
    Devouring all no matter how hard anyone tries.

  • biilly

    Atop a drop-in
    Double kink Jib is ahead
    A brew would be nice

  • a

    useless to enter
    gonna go to a flow kid
    all contests are rigged

  • dirtydeeds

    little flash
    green small leaf
    you flap in the morning wind
    i break haiku rules
    but its so nice

  • p Rodge

    Do it like Nike
    Jibtastic shredding today
    Snow or grass, who cares

  • JoshR

    Snow is Falling Down
    Tasty Rails, Kickers and Pow
    Time to Devour

  • Sherissa Skye

    back country with friends:
    ultra fear floating through white
    fluoro zombie porn

  • Sherissa Skye

    hucking off kickers:
    watercolors splash through sky
    life love capita

  • Colton 26

    Can’t wait to ride my
    Indoor Survival FK
    When the freshies come.

  • add

    bloody Capita
    poetry contests are lame
    stick to creepy art

  • Ian

    Ca.
    Pi.
    Ta.
    I think I’ve made my point.

  • Asher 23

    Where is the new pow?
    I’m here, ready to work out
    on my stairmaster

  • Nick Thomas

    scary overdose on nothing but shred,
    i live and reign in a place called little red,
    Capita boards spreading tons of fear,
    cutting the lift line fuck the lift fee,
    you know im the best i deserve it all free,
    flat kick fun for all the rippers and me.

  • Jimster716

    Shadows in food court
    hidden from the horror
    black death awaits thee

  • Chris

    Craig Kelly was alive
    risking everything for shred
    he said let it ride

  • Chris

    Flakes deepen the drift
    Riding on a wave of white
    Grounded but set free

  • Robbie

    living a mile away
    wanting a beautiful board
    to shred some NW pow

    anything helps me
    i love capita so much
    hook me up with a stairmaster
    (please)

  • fiah in me pants

    what’s that on your chin?
    Oh wait its your other chin
    you fat piece of shite

  • Bryan

    they are Capita
    they will devour everything
    even a haiku

  • Bryan

    show my pearly whites
    when i’m on my scaremaster
    but i don’t have one

  • Jacob Wehler

    CAPITA kicks butt
    Most popular on the hill
    People be hatin

  • SPKA

    No friends on pow days
    Charlie Slasher is the Shiz
    Stevens Pass Kicks Ass

  • Bob Aubrey

    There
    are
    no
    seasons
    Shred
    like
    a
    metal
    guitar
    Scare
    off
    the
    Hippies

  • vIcTiM oF cRiMe

    My gear’s been stolen
    My faith in people broken
    How will I shred now?

  • Thomas Bjorklund

    Pacifico beer
    It’s from Mexico I hear
    No snowboarding there

  • spooner

    Well y’all did you know?
    NC mountains: do get snow…
    but the base is low

    I rip in NC
    although the hills are teeny
    capita console me!

    I ride in NC
    but I’m not a hillbilly…?
    moonshine not whiskey!

  • Austin Wolske

    a shredin student
    over worked and under paid (or laid)
    needs a new set up

  • Chris Kobi

    I shred with morrow
    i relive lost memories
    Thats capita sweet

    i can only dream
    of good opportunities
    shredding through powder

  • connor

    give me this free stuff
    if you don’t give it to me
    then screw all of you

  • erik holznagel

    Who won this thing?

  • Colby Juarez

    what happen to the out door living series??

  • cal

    I had a blind date
    Had dinner and a movie

    Thought she was female…!

  • Eric

    i want a horrorscope
    cause cApitas are so dope
    we could elope

  • mitch

    if on a powder day i will not say
    i will not be with my beloved mountain
    if i am not with my beloved mountain…. kill me now or i shall stay

  • mitch

    if i do recieve this gift,i will not need an answer for god because i know him it is whoever gives me this capita

  • mitch

    i wanna get a capita but i cant afford it i know ima cry if i dont get this boarded…colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all i need. please give me this board!!!

  • Larry

    Jimmy
    Cracked
    Snowboard
    Last Season

    Need
    New
    Capita
    Soon

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