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November 27

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By: Practice

November 27

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By: Larry

October 29

Jimmy Cracked Snowboard Last Season Need New Capita Soon

By: mitch

October 23

i wanna get a capita but i cant afford it i know ima cry if i dont get this boarded...colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all i need. please give me this board!!!

By: mitch

October 23

if i do recieve this gift,i will not need an answer for god because i know him it is whoever gives me this capita

By: mitch

October 23

if on a powder day i will not say i will not be with my beloved mountain if i am not with my beloved mountain.... kill me now or i shall stay

By: Eric

October 14

i want a horrorscope cause cApitas are so dope we could elope

By: cal

October 14

I had a blind date Had dinner and a movie Thought she was female...!

By: Colby Juarez

October 14

what happen to the out door living series??

By: erik holznagel

October 13

Who won this thing?

By: connor

October 12

give me this free stuff if you don't give it to me then screw all of you

By: Chris Kobi

October 8

I shred with morrow i relive lost memories Thats capita sweet i can only dream of good opportunities shredding through powder

By: Austin Wolske

October 7

a shredin student over worked and under paid (or laid) needs a new set up

By: spooner

October 7

Well y'all did you know? NC mountains: do get snow... but the base is low I rip in NC although the hills are teeny capita console me! I ride in NC but I'm not a hillbilly...? moonshine not whiskey!

By: Thomas Bjorklund

October 6

Pacifico beer It's from Mexico I hear No snowboarding there

By: vIcTiM oF cRiMe

October 6

My gear's been stolen My faith in people broken How will I shred now?

By: Bob Aubrey

October 6

There are no seasons Shred like a metal guitar Scare off the Hippies

By: SPKA

October 6

No friends on pow days Charlie Slasher is the Shiz Stevens Pass Kicks Ass

By: Jacob Wehler

October 6

CAPITA kicks butt Most popular on the hill People be hatin

By: Bryan

October 5

show my pearly whites when i'm on my scaremaster but i don't have one

By: Bryan

October 5

they are Capita they will devour everything even a haiku

By: fiah in me pants

October 5

what's that on your chin? Oh wait its your other chin you fat piece of shite

By: Robbie

October 5

living a mile away wanting a beautiful board to shred some NW pow anything helps me i love capita so much hook me up with a stairmaster (please)

By: Chris

October 5

Flakes deepen the drift Riding on a wave of white Grounded but set free

By: Chris

October 5

Craig Kelly was alive risking everything for shred he said let it ride

By: Jimster716

October 5

Shadows in food court hidden from the horror black death awaits thee

By: Nick Thomas

October 5

scary overdose on nothing but shred, i live and reign in a place called little red, Capita boards spreading tons of fear, cutting the lift line fuck the lift fee, you know im the best i deserve it all free, flat kick fun for all the rippers and me.

By: Asher 23

October 5

Where is the new pow? I'm here, ready to work out on my stairmaster

By: Ian

October 5

Ca. Pi. Ta. I think I've made my point.

By: add

October 5

bloody Capita poetry contests are lame stick to creepy art

By: Colton 26

October 5

Can't wait to ride my Indoor Survival FK When the freshies come.

By: Sherissa Skye

October 5

hucking off kickers: watercolors splash through sky life love capita

By: Sherissa Skye

October 5

back country with friends: ultra fear floating through white fluoro zombie porn

By: JoshR

October 5

Snow is Falling Down Tasty Rails, Kickers and Pow Time to Devour

By: p Rodge

October 5

Do it like Nike Jibtastic shredding today Snow or grass, who cares

By: dirtydeeds

October 5

little flash green small leaf you flap in the morning wind i break haiku rules but its so nice

By: a

October 5

useless to enter gonna go to a flow kid all contests are rigged

By: biilly

October 5

Atop a drop-in Double kink Jib is ahead A brew would be nice

By: Sean Conners

October 5

Scary like a dark autumns night without a coat Looking up through kaliedascope eyes The stars shine like a magic horrorscope A green streak like a machine flies though the skies Devouring all no matter how hard anyone tries.

By: Maddy

October 5

do it for the love to jump tweak and spray and slay never ending fun

By: Patrick

October 5

poets are so lame all they is do is try to make talking a career

By: Buddy

October 5

The BSOD Born to slay all in its way Best be sent my way

By: Buddy

October 5

My BSOD Snapped when in trees This years is for me

By: J00seppi

October 5

Shut the fuck up birds Flowers are waking up I should be shredding

By: John Cywinski

October 5

I devour nothing. I eat something. Capita eats everything.

By: SIN

October 5

A promise to you To Scare, Scar and Devour With Sinister smiles.

By: Ellery

October 5

Soon there will be snow the ground will be all covered capita gear fresh

By: Benjamin

October 5

We Devour ALL Shred anything in our sight done with evil might!

By: Victoria

October 5

shred the mountain tops capita is the shiznit bring home the bacon

By: Richard

October 5

White light is falling Mountains start to shivering Snow bound dusty peaks

By: lauren

October 5

ooops, in my second one... "Loveland and Basin Are racing to open first Very soon I will shred" last line is supposed to be "very soon I shred"!!

By: I

October 4

I named this Wish For Swag I Pray... for good snow Money, I need for a pass Cash, it Just don't last... Haiku That! Capita

By: Free Goods from Capita and Snowboarder Magazine | Skate. Snow. Surf. Riders Union.

October 4

[...] your ideas in the form of a japanese poem consisting of 17 moras. Google it people. Then go to the Snowboarder Magazine Free Goods Friday page and enter your awesome work of poetic genius for a chance to ride the schwag wagon. Claim It [...]

By: trin

October 4

Ultra Fear. Freak! Shred Extreme. Freak! Devour Death. Freak!

By: Jason

October 4

i don't like fat chicks nor creepy men with large dicks this poem is akward

By: I

October 4

i like all these nice little poems but why? poems make me cry for i know that snow will come and slow i will go for gashes from thrashin and a Bent eage oh no Please let it snow but how will i go i love my old board and will ride it if i must before it is all but dust cause Passes and fines (for longboarding and skating :'( ya it Illegale to longboard! ) are a must So Please Capita Please! let me glide with glee oh let it be free swage for me and the Powder will come feet by Feet! if i dont win its because poems arnt very cool and and this is not a haiku but does it really matter? comon

By: Abe Behr

October 4

Buffalo chicken wings When mixed with chapped llips give sting Classic like the Kinks Dad almost caught me "Homework" is what I'm doing The grill sets me free Haikus are so strange When I write them I feel gay For gear anythang Moreno Fumbled Fantasy is in trouble Hines should get double It's bike to school week And should I wear my helmeet Yes for thee Conteests Have to get ready Conformation is coming Back in the morning Am I a kiss ass For going so far far past I sure hope I'm not Fall fall fall fall fall Get up again and then fall Totally worth it

By: Abe Behr

October 4

Opportunity You are repped by Dan Brisse Met him in FOCO

By: Iwona Chmielewska

October 4

Broke college student, Polish parents hate boarding, How do I get gear?

By: rg

October 4

snow situation living high elevation the black death machine

By: lauren

October 4

Can I write another?? :D this is funnn. Loveland and Basin Are racing to open first Very soon I will shred I lack a snowboard My Space Metal Fantasy Is coming to me But not soon enough I need the unicorn NOW so we can frolic On rainbows and clouds In the land of sunshine and powder and hot dogs Rainbows are shot far From the unicorn's gold horn Shreddable rainbows! Instead of pow sprays, There's glitter and confetti Hope you have goggles See, the S.M.F Is a very magical far-off land of shred Only entered by Those who have a S.M.F Very exclusive Now you know why I need my S.M.F to go Ride with UNICORNS!

By: Luke

October 4

Need one-hundred days Heavy rain, lifts stopped for weeks. Move, I’m hiking this.

By: Luke

October 4

No West Mich. dealer Land of big-box life-suck brands, need capita help!

By: Luke

October 4

She asks “you love me?” Storming on mountain. Reply: “Going snowboarding.”

By: ajy

October 3

It's almost shred time CAPiTA's boards are sublime Can't wait to buy mine!

By: Kiernan McNeil

October 3

Don't make me cry or weep, or maybe seep, so hook me up with something sweet

By: jeff

October 3

indoor waxed and crowned speed tribe i finally found rolling out this fuck

By: a

October 3

nice contest nice prize not van halen's lost weekend but kids are thinking

By: Basho

October 3

Wind and snow heaping He zigzags between tree trunks And won't come inside

By: spencermandude

October 3

haikus are fun beans i love capita so much stairmaster ninja

By: fiah in me pants

October 3

Someone please do this Lay a huge dump on my chest A big brown steamer

By: Nate

October 3

Shattered my ankle Titanium plate and screws Capita heals me

By: Carl

October 2

i cannot handle indoor survival i need to shred outside with flat kick and spread ultrafear on the mountain

By: flyingbrian

October 2

indoor survival it's time for your arrival sick retroviral

By: chrismafugin'cloud

October 2

Haikus are so easy? then why are these all sleazy worse than young jeezy I Ride Real Deep Snow This makes my friends and i glow the northwest f'sho Mystical Weather Rain, Sleet, Fog and Heavy Snow Make 'qualmie worth dough I slay Capita Stay true to seattle spooks ride hyak skip kooks fresh turns and thigh burns underneath the summit lights pow days to pow nights this has been mad fun but the hour grows dark and dim and beer still at brim

By: RionJosef

October 2

This was not the world my fiction promised to me Where's my jet, Charlie?

By: Joel The DJ

October 2

Snow, Oh I Miss Thee And Under captons forsite With thee, I shall be Snow, soft feather fresh. Landing on moutain top. Wait For shredding. Snow, Cold to My Touch Youe Adventer is with me Stay here Forever Please****

By: Joel The DJ

October 2

Snow, Oh I Miss Thee And Under captons forsite With thee, I shall be Snow, soft feather fresh. Landing on moutain top. Wait For shredding. Snow, Cold to My Touch Youe Adventer is with me Stay here Forever

By: Toni G (unit)

October 2

LISTEN UP CAPiTA GODS! This contest is done for ev'ryone but Erik eff een Holz-nay-gull. That was probably the best poetry I've seen with my own eyes.

By: Zboy

October 2

Zombies in the streets Oh my God the Horror...Scope! Dance party all night

By: Chauncey

October 2

Holy crap! HOLZNAGEL FTW!!!

By: Bryce

October 2

Haikus are so fun i learned them in english class the top line is false

By: Bryce

October 2

Burton kids are gay we dont need any of those i need capita

By: Reed

October 2

Capita is sick They devour everything Capita shreds gnar!

By: Bryce

October 2

i wish i was cool you give me capita gear i will be so cool

By: Bryce

October 2

Capita is sick so are my sweet ass haikus im the one you should choose

By: Bryce

October 2

its free goods friday i could really use some gear snow is almost here

By: Bryce

October 2

I am not stupid haikus are not very hard i am scary smart

By: Bryce

October 2

I love snowboarding Capita is my hero hook me up with some gearo

By: Bryce

October 2

Winter Is Coming The Snow Will Be falling Soon I Am Excited

By: Carl

October 2

rain is falling in san diego and yet is 80 degrees oh the woe of el nino

By: stephen

October 2

new powder need the capita shred i go

By: gintaras

October 2

I'm riding with capita and it taste like Sushi. So I want more suchi from capita.

By: lina

October 2

makin a haiku I know I can do rhymin's another thing I'm chillin and sippin dew.

By: Kenneth Palumbo

October 2

Snow is falling Captita Will support my following

By: Mano

October 2

Night riding 20 below Cup of hot coco Overcast everyday 30 second runs Midwest fun Capita is super scary Paseos is super delicious I love Seattle Dumping in the pass Coffee to go a perfect Union with Capita Late to bed Early to rise first chair is the prize Paseos is juicey Top Pot is sweet Baker is epic Puking up top Strap in for the ride I drank too much

By: Aaron Riddle

October 2

Ahhh erik those are nice, boy! heres an other... Stairway to heaven Awaits my interaction The drum beats within

By: Aaron Riddle

October 2

the winter is here festivities all night long snow melts out of ass

By: sergio

October 2

The best for the slopes None other than CAPiTA For your shredding needs ____________________________ Parents no buy goods I need new gear to shred Baker Hope you will help me __________________________ Need to devour CAPiTA tis the best, thus I cannot compare

By: erik holznagel

October 2

the darkness trembles, black blood runs cold, taste death Slasher stalks the night Horror steals your breath terrorhawk digs talons deep, blood seeps, life is short Lungs on fire, exhaust climbing silver stair, can't stop Gain the ridge, see stars steep chute, gaping maw jagged teeth of shredder's doom face the fear, send it 1 slash, 2 slash, 3.... sinister laugh rents the air possession, complete

By: daniel

October 2

I love Capita I hate all of the summer Give me some cool shit

By: terrorjames

October 2

A Haiku about my Indoor Survival. ___________________________ It watches me eat Cold weather will free the snow We shall devour soon

By: Greggy D

October 2

My snowboard in hand Goggles fogged, frozen toes, All I want is snow

By: squid

October 2

snowboardings for fun Dont change or distort enjoy the fun times

By: Greg

October 2

my board is clipping my body is aching waking up to another day of urban riding is not frustrating

By: Sam Pel.

October 2

I love pizza with thick sauce that's what she said _________________ poetry is boring snowboard is not fu** my cat just vomit

By: Adrian

October 2

This is pretty fun The creativity and all Not as fun as riding

By: Adrian

October 2

I like to drink beer I am from canada, eh Charlie will find pow

By: Adrian

October 2

Axe blade touches skin Blood and guts litter the place Tarantino films

By: nathan

October 2

capita is lame j/K LOL not really seriously there duck

By: Adrian

October 2

It's snowing, puking Charlie Slasher is awake Can not wait, must ride

By: Bug

October 2

living on the edge balance of life and pure snow turns fulfill purpose

By: lauren

October 2

I can't fall asleep Capita's at my window The wolves are howling Capita laughing I hear screams and shrieks outside Peering out, horror! Cities are aflame! People are panicking now! Soul-devourer waits! Hiding under sheets Something's pulling at my feet Tis you, Capita! Capita laughing I try to fight, tis too strong Cast into darkness Say your prayers, son Last rites are being chanted Bump, rattle, bang, clunk Awake now, but where? Constricted in scent of dirt Crap, this is not good.

By: Tim D

October 2

Sun Rays are vibrant Powder amounts are endless Dreaming Forever (I live in Minnesota... damn...)

By: "ParcKrew" Chris

October 2

fat gaps and handrails cliff drops and knee surgeries a snowboarders life..

By: HUDI!! I am the best

October 2

poems are lame if i want this cool stuff i have to make one the things i can think possible haiku include evil scary stuff my favorite food why i deserve the good stuff capita is sweet not snowboarding too these topics suck like haiku so give me the gear

By: steff

October 2

Oh Saturnia I'd trade my boyfriend for you please don't tell him, thanks

By: hunter

October 2

snow falling small light flakes already we have up to three feet now two days we wait

By: Blair

October 2

Glimpses of Bend winter show It's a Capita! (Le Tigre) Bachelor is getting snow!

By: Dr. B

October 2

I Heart Capita, Viva en mi corazón, Oh Four Oh Dee Ell.

By: jaymal

October 2

know the ledge wise or dumb understand capita

By: marinda white

October 2

capit - aaahh! devouring the summer so ace

By: Trent

October 2

the pow i could shred but i am still in my bed because theres no snow

By: Ben B

October 2

I snap many boards Cannot afford a new one Help me shred this year* I had a typo in my other one

By: cdr

October 2

I vote llamacode wins, i cant beat that

By: The Chad

October 2

Oh how I miss the sweet smell of Black Death! Death in the morning or any other time of day.

By: Matt

October 2

Fresh POW on the hill It's time to choose your weapon Charlie ate your Fish

By: Devin Reams

October 2

win the goods, i will there is nothing better than colorado snow

By: Craig "The Only" Light

October 2

yea yea woot woot fun sorry to inform you all I'm The Only one

By: k.

October 2

ramen noodle diet couch surfing with capita all to shred the gnar

By: CRSN

October 2

The snow falls divine Sport the bug H-1-N-1 Clearing the lift line

By: traveloutloud

October 2

Capita First Kiss Best video of all time But give me free stuff

By: Jedric Jacobe

October 2

the horrorscope board i just bought and is sitting needs to be ridden

By: againstk

October 2

speculate our world devour all the conjecture of capitalism ------------------------ capita is raw not like eddie murphy raw but gnarly raw ----------------------- like adverse weather capita is all frightful rejoice and shred

By: Ben B

October 2

and i will provide photo evidence!

By: PS

October 2

visual rickroll BEYOND REASON! CANNOT BE! Goatse guy knows why

By: Ben B

October 2

I owned a Shape Shifter It shredded super awesome mangled it on rocks

By: Jeff Ruest

October 2

Your love is a warm tub We hide under the bubbles My heart gets wrinkly

By: Thomas

October 2

We are at the end of days without capita the snow will come soon! end our suffering capita bring the good please were starving for you!

By: Ben B

October 2

I'm snap many boards And cannot afford one now Help me shred this year p.s. i am desperate

By: nick

October 2

In this I find delight Spraying gapers-day and night

By: JD Elliott

October 2

Hood grows white again A hunger grows within me I am out of Pabst

By: Dougg

October 2

twenty-two long years riding corporate snowboards CAPiTA frees me

By: PS

October 2

Desperate effort To catch the falling six pack Only five survive

By: jbo

October 2

kickers to the left gnar core boxes to the right skiers suck go die :)

By: jbo

October 2

my capita board has waited all summer long for opening day

By: Matt in Colorado

October 2

A lightning flash: between the forest trees its Charlie Slasher I have seen snow turned to water. (winner winner chicken dinner)

By: NicoleS

October 2

Snow clouds overcast Conifers adorn in frost Nearly strap in time

By: jbo

October 2

The opening day I want to shred on this day Lets go shred today

By: mike

October 2

I want to punt your crotch (last part to the above two lines, whoops!)

By: Dallas

October 2

Patiently waiting Need to shred my Capita Devour summer

By: mike

October 2

Slow driver In the fast lane

By: pat

October 2

Alcohol abuse Frothy shards of a pint glass broken on the floor

By: Britt

October 2

Shredette time to shine Rockin steezy capita Men weak in the knees

By: nick

October 2

rotting death consumes the land a pale horse, on which the reaper rides

By: halfblackstallion

October 2

Clouds were creeping Capita comes to rescue, the horrorscope is now clear.

By: Joel Miranda

October 2

sitting in my car waiting for open chair lifts first chair is all mine!

By: Jonathon simone

October 2

This guy loves to ride your gear gives me pride let's make the snow fly

By: Karl

October 2

that last line was not a part of my poem

By: Karl

October 2

The corporation Fresh take on old industry Scary with a soul its not about rhymes, its about flow

By: SJF

October 2

Free Board More Beer

By: Sonya Frebold

October 2

Snow Falls Softly Silently

By: Tyler Macleod

October 2

I have no money With three bills left to pay soon I need some free goods

By: koty

October 2

Powder nipples deep, Slushy jibs and scary steeps, Capita will slay

By: andi

October 2

love you guys from capitaahhhh but i hate the summer so much so i hope you can hook me up =)

By: mulch

October 2

capita capta capita capita aah capita capit

By: TRex

October 2

Know what would be dope... Shredding this year's horrorscope Well I can dream, right?

By: Hugo

October 2

The Capitas gold teeth Shining in the moonlight Ready to pounce now

By: titusf.

October 2

capita pretty much, is magic.

By: Steve

October 2

Capita is sick But not the same sick as when I eat bad tacos

By: llamacode

October 2

I got free posters advertising Capita put them on my wall Five posters in all They made my room look awesome I liked them alot my mom noticed one had a naked devil chick and she removed it now I have but four a bare spot on my wall and a hole in my heart send me some prody so I can get stoked again and cure my hurt soul

By: eric

October 2

Please snowboarder mag Hook me up with some new schwag Refrigerator

By: skunkape

October 2

The things I would do Include writing a haiku This is a long shot

By: Ryan Hassinger

October 2

there once was a board that had naked girls jumping on some weird guys bed

By: capnz

October 2

I make kittens run In hopes of making hiers By eating their ears

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October 2

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By: TuckerZink

October 2

i need these goods because my gear is whack hook me up asap