By: jason

November 18

Mr B. likes to grab? anywhere he can reach those hands of his Mr B. did last summer? probably searched for snow to keep showing those peearly whites! Mr B. had for breakfast? toast Mr B. rides? probably a nice evil twin or fun kink us special edition for those pow days he loves so much

By: Brett

November 11

Mr B. likes to grab frontside 3’s and cash from the register Last summer Mr B. painted houses (he got fired because he used blue paint when the lady asked for white (he just can't help himself)) There’s no hole in Mr B.’s face beanie for his mouth, so he doesn’t really get to eat food Mr B. rides moon shoes

By: ParcKrew

November 11

Mr B. likes to grab? sixers for the down time. Mr B. did last summer? worked like a salve. Mr B. had for breakfast? warm beer and a cold hot dog. Mr B. rides? the leftovers...

By: sb

November 10

Mr B. likes to grab? his own nipples Mr B. did last summer? learnt new moves from teh Shaun White video game Mr B. had for breakfast? He wasn't home for breakfast, still out on the beer Mr B. rides? anything that moves

By: David I

November 9

Mr B. likes to grab? His board, while airbourne Mr B. did last summer? Mr. B has no summers, he lives in a perma-winter environment Mr B. had for breakfast? 6 eggs, 2 lbs of bacon, 8 slices of toast and 3 platefuls of homefries. Tasty Mr B. rides? Everyday

By: Greg

November 9

Mr B. likes to grab? the last thing he grab was a burton. and threw it away and hooked up the kid with a bataleon. Mr B. did last summer? Went to Summer snowboard camps to make sure everyone got a chance to ride bataleon. Mr B. had for breakfast? 3 pancakes, 3 sausages,3 hasbrowns, and cups of coffee. because anything that reminds him of triple keeps him happy. Mr B. rides?

By: Tom Fetterplace

November 9

what mr B. did last summer? he didnt post two almost identical posts in a row accidently because hes no rookie...

By: Zak

November 8

Mr B. likes to grab? his clip, with the mac 10 on the side of his hip Mr B. did last summer? Took the midnight train going anywhere Mr B. had for breakfast? Cheese burgers in paradise Mr B. rides? He rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

By: Tom Fetterplace

November 8

Mr B. likes to grab?a bite to eat in between laps of the slushy spring time park. Mr B. did last summer?Went to stryn for some summer slashing(points for alliteration?) and to work on his tan.( get bluer? what happens when mr B. is really cold?) Mr B. had for breakfast? Carbohydrates for slow burning energy. Mr B. rides? frozen water, he also drinks crushed grapes.

By: Tom Fetterplace

November 8

Mr B. likes to grab? a bite to eat in between lapping the park Mr B. did last summer? Hung out in Stryn getting some summer turns in while getting a tan (getting bluer? what happens when mr B. gets cold?) Mr B. had for breakfast? nothing blue, canniblism isn't cool kids Mr B. rides? frozen water.

By: Reed

November 8

1. probably little boys 2. he went snowboarding 3. cinnamon toast crunch 4. pow

By: Cameron Whitworth

November 7

Mr B. likes to grab some pole before he hits the slopes. For summer Mr B. was a groupie for the "Thunder Down Under" dancers. Mr. B. had sausage for breakfast, duh!!! Mr B. rides mustaches.

By: Colton Whitworth

November 7

1) Mr B. likes to grab underage girls when their moms arent looking. 2) Last summer Mr B. went to vegas and worked as an extra for the Blue Man Group. 3) Mr B. does not eat breakfast, he doesnt even wake up til after 2pm, then he drinks beer on a empty stomache while he rides for an hour or two. 4) Mr B. rides bicycles and fat chicks.

By: Snoman 0317

November 7

Mr B. likes to grab? Mr.B likes to grab his snowboard when the season starts Mr B. did last summer? Mr.B stole ice from the indoor ice rink put it in a wood chiper and went snowboarding Mr B. had for breakfast? A nice cold bowl of snow Mr B. rides? ALL SNOWBOARDS and never touches ski's

By: Maarten

November 7

Mr B. likes to grab? The boobs from Miss Bataleon.. Mr B. did last summer? I went on a world tour,with stops everywhere he could shred on his bataleon board.. Mr B. had for breakfast? a healthy breakfast,because he want to stay fit,so he can snowboard all day long Mr B. rides? his homepainted turquoise version of an evil twin

By: manicx2

November 6

Mr. B likes to grab some bananas from the grocery store Mr. B learned how to ride a unicycle last summer Mr. B had bacon, like a real man, for breakfast Mr. B likes to ride his pet T-Rex

By: capnz

November 6

likes to grab red apple arizonas before a day of grabbing stalefishes and hot asses went to australia to shred his turqouise ass off last summer had a bowl of stoke before downing it with red apple arizona rides kangaroos on the slopes of australia while drinking red apple arizona

By: Jakeg1116

November 6

Likes to grab seatbelt air Last summer went to New Zealand Had a bowl of nails with no milk for breakfast Rides a unicycle to the slopes

By: sean

November 6

Mr B. likes to grab? likes to grab ur mom's ASS... lol jk Mr B. did last summer? he mostly hung out with me nd partied Mr B. had for breakfast? he had a BLT( bannok, lard, and tea) Mr B. rides? like to ride his rez rocket...

By: Simon CHalifoux

November 6

Mr B. likes to grab? He always says girl's ass but that's not true. He prefers to grab is board and ride right away to anything he can ride, jump, jib Mr B. did last summer? Go to a secret place where the mountain touch the sky and where there's so many powder you can drown in it. Or he go to Chile but don't they'll him, he still think he was in a magical land. I couldn't tell him the truth! Mr B. had for breakfast? A Big glass of water coming right from the carrabean sea. What?!?! He REALLY need to drink this turquoise water or he's gonna go yellow and will be takken for Mr Banana (libtech) and that he DOESN'T want!!!!! Mr B. rides? A Airobic bataleon board 187 cm. No one knew this but Mr. B is a....... GIANT! Sorry dude I give up your secret...

By: fabriceTOUSSAINT

November 6

Mr B. likes to grab method Mr B. visited his relatives in Florida last summer Mr B. had goat cheese crackers Mr B. rides his Vespa everywhere

By: Jamesy T

November 6

I'll expand on my first post cause it was a little brief.. 1. Grabs > Titties, cause it calms the soul. He likes the different shapes, curves and shadows they make while pushing them around in mid-light conditions. 2. Did last summer > Make tons of TBT boards for the winter. He's got his game on and also makes it to NZ Snow Park's Frank Wells' perfectly shaped pipe to test boards and hook up with Mitch Brown. 3. Breakfast > Banana Tech, Park Pickles and Chilli Dogs no doubt Fo Sho! 4. Rides > Mostly on top. Dependant on the conditions he'd also ride behind.

By: uninc

November 6

Mr B. likes to grab? some beers& hot chicks Mr B. did last summer?some vegas action Mr B. had for breakfast?some vegas chicks Mr B. rides?back at home is one and only mrs. b.

By: Edgars Kalnins

November 6

Mr B. likes to grab? A: Few cold ones after a good session on mountain. Mr B. did last summer? A: A lot of surfing, hot babes in bikinies and tons of caipirinhas on sunny Brazilian beeches! Mr B. had for breakfast? A: Cold beer! Mr B. rides? Flat boards and bananas to understand why these are still around, cause these ain't even half as good as TBT boards!

By: jack

November 6

1.Mr.B grabs methods all til his fingers are bloody. 2.Mr.B went to rock and roll camp to meet KISS 3.Mr.B ate chuck norris tears for breakfast... They cure cancer. 4.Mr.B rides with the super friends!

By: Elliott Govia

November 6

Mr B. likes to grab 2 girls and wake up with 4 . Mr B. was told by cops last summer that his party was the most epic party they ever crashed. Mr B. had nothing funny for breakfast, eggs and bacon in a smiley face, made by mum. *Classic* Mr B. rides 21 virgins and snow =)

By: josh

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab-dirty tails, but always uses a rubber Mr B. did last summer-finally got that STD test, and after weeks of anexity, he’s in the clear (what a relief!) Mr B. had for breakfast-wheaties for breakfast because he’s a champion Mr B. rides- TBT ALL DAY ERR DAY, b/c he knows its the illest, but specifically he rides the Evil Twin Parra edition because Mr. B cant get enough of those titties!!

By: josh

November 5

He ate Mr B. likes to grab-dirty tails, but always uses a rubber Mr B. did last summer-finally got that STD test, and after weeks of anexity, he's in the clear (what a relief!) Mr B. had for breakfast-wheaties for breakfast because he's a champion Mr B. rides- TBT ALL DAY ERR DAY, b/c he knows its the illest, but specifically he rides the Evil Twin Parra edition because Mr. B cant get enough of those titties!!

By: James

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? his family jewels of course, during the middle of airs, Yippee! What did Mr B. do last summer? ride at Mt. Hood of course, along with some good quality time down in the Southern Hemisphere, whaddayou think fool?! What does Mr B. have for breakfast? a morning bowl of Weedies of course, occasionally some "fun-guys" at a breakfast buffet, & WAY too many energy drinks, just look at those eyes, 'nough said! What does Mr B. ride? Besides a Bataleon of course, whatever he can grab ahold of & keep ahold of, I mean come on, again, just look at those eyes. He looks like a caged guinea pig on Viagra, whaddayou think?! Later people, peace!

By: Jiga

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? a cold beer before shreds Mr B. did last summer? he had a life changing experience Mr B. had for breakfast? he has gapers for breakfast Mr B. rides? the righteous frozen waves of gnar

By: JSLV69

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? Voluptuous butt cheeks Mr B. did last summer? Jacked off Mr B. had for breakfast? Pixi Stix + Double glup slurpee Mr B. rides? A Jeep Wagoneer

By: ciccio

November 5

Mr B. fuck all the comments. i'm with my MJ, now . . .

By: walker

November 5

Mr B has no need to grab, things come to him Mr B shredded Da Hood in Oregon, of course Mr B had a glass of water and some asprin, it sure was some party Mr B rides the wind, no matter whats under his feet

By: Alex King

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab Mrs B. Mr B. Went to space camp last summer Mr B. Had turquoise eggs and ham for breakfast Mr B. rides his razor scooter everywhere he goes

By: Adam Christopher

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab karma at every corner! Mr B. did "it" last summer. Now that its done, we should move on Mr B. had 2 crepes, half a pound of bacon and homefries, washed down with a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat for breakfast. He starts early! Mr B. rides a 83 Honda! Poor guy....

By: Luis

November 5

Mr. B Grabs His little turqoise short shorts and puts them on for the day of shredding ahead. Mr. B Mourned the death of his favorite pop star this summer, pretty harsh time. Mr. B had rails for breakfast, he rips that shit up Mr. B prefers to ride TBT boards, but sometimes he'll settle for any girl he can find

By: Chris

November 5

Mr. B grabs all he can get and then keeps lookin for more Mr. B's summer exploits were a little to blue for me to detail here, for an idea take a look at the Bataleon X Parra board for some of the positions tried. Mr. B drinks Blue Hawaiians and blueberry pie for breakfast, that dude loves the pie. Mr. B rides the Evil Twin because not only is the board shredtastic, it has blue Egyptian gods on it.

By: Justin Strass

November 5

Mr B. is a grabaholic, if it can be grabbed he grabbed it. Unfortunately, they don't have meetings a person like Mr. B, so last summer he went in search of a cure for his sickness. He came across a shaman who advised him to only eat opium eggs, "hash"browns and beer infused bacon for breakfast, so that he did. He rode mountains by day and your mom by night, and although this breakfast never stopped him from being a grabaholic, he no longer felt bad about it and your mom was happy too!

By: Shane

November 5

Mr B. grabs nose on the mountain but would rather be grabbing tail in the club. Mr B. was skulking around all the summer shred camps this summer getting gnar! Mr B. doesn't eat breakfast, his IV of caffeine spiked with a little of his special mountain brew keeps him going all day and through the night! Mr B. only rides the most legit shit out there, TBT, and not only does he ride it, he rides it better than Chuck Norris!

By: Kellan Roman-Barnes

November 5

Mr. B like to grab melons, big juicy melons if you know what i mean. Mr. B hibernated last summer. Just like he does every summer cause Mr. B has no use for summer. Mr. B ate some snow for breakfast but its okay because he washed it down with a large stalefish. Mr. B rides... well come on is there really any other answer than TBT. It's the only thing to ride.

By: gavrich

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab..... according to crimewatch... alledgedly Mr B. invented swine flu last summer because it was "sommat to do" Mr B. had broken dreams washed down with gypsy tears for breakfast Mr B. rides the nursey slopes like a real man?

By: Avran

November 5

1. Tindy to Tailfish Tweaker while rocking all Turquoise 2. Your mom 3. Food is for the weak he doesn't eat 4. TBT boards that are Turquoise and performs tindy tweakers!

By: rg

November 5

mr b likes to grab ass mr b knows what you did last summer mr b had pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast mr b rides away smooth

By: 802rep

November 5

Mr. B grabs: his nuts, while doing his tribute to MJ. Mr. B did: Torah Bright and Hannah Teter last summer. Mr. B had: toaster strudels for breakfast. Mr. B rides: Bataleon, because he doesn't strap on fake sh*t.

By: SlopeStylz

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab a beer at Paddy's Pub. Mr B. did mostly Charlie work last summer. Mr B. had a can of cat food and huffed some glue for breakfast. Mr B. rides in Dennis's Range Rover with some box wine in a can. Day Man (Aah-aah-aah), Fighter of the Night Man (Aah-aah-aah)

By: shreder

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab: Tindy Mr B. did last summer: Crotched in the gaper gap between his face mask and hat. Mr B. had for breakfast? cereal. Mr B. rides? Skis.

By: Dennis McGowen

November 5

Mr B. Likes to grab: His crotch like MJ........King of Pop! Mr B. did last summer: Hibernated like a bear in reverse all while dreaming up new TBT boards! Mr. B. had for breakfast:He loves to eat bananas.......banana skate tech boards that is ;-) Mr. B. rides:Like a rockstar on his Airobic flexy ass board! TBT RULES THE SLOPES MONKEYS!

By: James

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab: some mcdizzles Mr B. did last summer: lived the dream Mr B. had for breakfast: mouth full o pow Mr B. rides: spaceships of death

By: kidontheshred

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab?- likes to grab his junk like a former pop star Mr B. did last summer?-watched the notebook with his GF but still has more balls then a suicide bomber! Mr B. had for breakfast?- tea and crumpets MOFO Mr B. rides?- away cleaner then a mutha f**ka

By: Andrew

November 5

1. Grab: not an edge... impossible to grab with TBT 2. Did last summer: changed from yellow to turquoise 3. Had for breakfast: a chili dog with a banana split and pickles for desert... at the food court (he's a gangsta), 4. Rides: a Bataleon board... whaddya think?

By: bud_ah_bunz

November 5

Mr.B grabs the cash and runs then goes to the market and gets a stalefish Mr.B shreded southern hemi last summer Mr.B eats ham'n'cheese for breakfast Mr.B rides TBT on any and everything from nasty pillow lines, to bucc rails, and ends it off with a lap around yer girl.

By: Bean

November 5

mr. b likes to grab: fat loads of pow mr. b did last summer: spent every morning coming up with a plan to conquer the world mr. b had for breakfast: water and leftovers mr. b rides anything from bateleon

By: brian

November 5

mr. b likes to grab: japan air mr. b did last summer: new zealand, all of it. mr. b had for breakfast: sausage biscuit mr. b rides bears through the wilderness

By: stephen

November 5

Obviously Mr B is all about the "B's" so.... Mr B. likes to grab? Butts Mr B. did last summer? Beyonce Mr B. had for breakfast? Burritos Mr B. rides? Backcountry

By: BigC_13

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? -> In Communist russia board grabs Mr. B! Mr B. did last summer? -> Devised a plan to take over the world Mr B. had for breakfast? -> Turquoise eggs and Spam Mr B. rides? -> Different boards depending on the conditions but sure as hell nothing thats flat

By: kylekush

November 5

my guess is mr. b is mike bishop??? lol now that ive trown him out there im kinda scared to put my real thoughts out there haha j/k mr.b... mr. b likes to grab: switch crail mr. b did last summer: broke his leg on a mtn bike... haha old man mr. b had for breakfast: a big bowl.... of cereal. mr. b rides: a goliath 157 w/ tripple base at bear mtn...

By: I

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? The Powder Wall ( who doesnt? ) Mr B. did last summer? RAIL JAM!! and worked in the slush shop ( Free Snow!! ) Mr B. had for breakfast? Mr B. Pancakes with a side of B Bbacon Mr B. rides? Rides... what ever Slides bro, for Mr B. is Icy Bataleon!

By: Gaz

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? Yer Mother Mr B. did last summer? Yer Mother Mr B. had for breakfast? Yer Mother Mr B. rides? Haha - Yer Mother

By: Shawn

November 5

Grabs tailfish Last summer he went to hood to snowboard and pick up chicks He ate green eggs and ham for breakfast Mr. B rides a Bataleon

By: Emile Panerio

November 5

He grabs rail and touches sky. Last Summer he blew our minds with rad graphics and tech awesomeness He delicious pickled pancakes, covered with bananas, and chocolate sprinkles cuz hes a weirdo and doesnt care what that mean muggin waiter thinkss. He rides magical rainbow runs that none of us have heard of, he also rides meghan fox and Layla Kayleigh...at the same time!!!!!!!! BOOM ROASTED!

By: Priit

November 5

1) Mr B likes to grab only triple based boards 2) Mr B got sunburnt, therefore is hiding his face at the moment 3) Mr B didn't have any breakfast, he went straight to lunch! 4) Mr B rides big booters with his bataleon board

By: Doodie bomb

November 5

Mr B. Likes to grab? my nips are still purple. Mr B. did last summer? Govy gypsy pedophile. Mr B. had for breakfast? Wheaties are for champions. Mr B. rides? A unicycle

By: JHSNOWFREAK

November 5

What: Mr B. likes to grab? Tail. Whether at the club or off a cliff. Mr B. did last summer? If he told you, he'd have to kill you too. But I heard he murdered some rails at Mt. Hood. Mr B. had for breakfast? Pieces of Shit...ake mushrooms in a Jumbo sized breakfast burrito. Mr B. rides? A Bataleon Project Green 161, cause he never gets caught riding dirty.

By: Tim D

November 5

Mr B. likes to grab? His cash and prizes whenever possible. It always feels better in Spandex... Mr B. did last summer? Hung out at the beach waiting to see what color turquoise turns when it is tanned. Mr B. had for breakfast? Boo-Berry cereal to help with his flawless complexion. Mr B. rides? The Bataleon Fun-Kink USA Edition, because he is Fun, Kinky, and loves rainbow colors...

By: Rich

November 5

Mr B likes to grab rocket air in hopes to get home someday Mr B Was attending Michael Jacksons funeral (he's a huge fan) Mr B had Kashi Heart to Heart Oat Flake and Blueberry Cluster for breakfast to maintain his color and health Mr B rides the batlion X limited MJ edition

By: Jamesy T

November 5

4. Rides > On top

By: Jamesy T

November 5

1. Grab > Titties 2. Summer > Make tons of TBT boards for the winter 3. Breakfast > Banana Tech, Park Pickles and Chilli Dogs.