Free Goods Thursday with Bataleon!?!?

November 5

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Bataleon gave us too much stuff to give away in just one day, so we’re gonna do two! Hopefully this way the weekend will get here already…
Check out the photo below. Who is that guy? We know him as Mr B. We also know he likes the color turquoise. After that he’s an enigma. Look into those eyes, what’s behind the mask? Answer the following questions about Mr. B and you’re entered to win some FREE GOODS from Bataleon.
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What:
Mr B. likes to grab?
Mr B. did last summer?
Mr B. had for breakfast?
Mr B. rides?

The comment with the best answers wins the swag. Be sure to check back tomorrow for part two.

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Thank Justin, that was different. Enjoy your GOODS.

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  • Jamesy T

    1. Grab > Titties
    2. Summer > Make tons of TBT boards for the winter
    3. Breakfast > Banana Tech, Park Pickles and Chilli Dogs.

  • Jamesy T

    4. Rides > On top

  • Rich

    Mr B likes to grab rocket air in hopes to get home someday
    Mr B Was attending Michael Jacksons funeral (he’s a huge fan)
    Mr B had Kashi Heart to Heart Oat Flake and Blueberry Cluster for breakfast to maintain his color and health
    Mr B rides the batlion X limited MJ edition

  • Tim D

    Mr B. likes to grab? His cash and prizes whenever possible. It always feels better in Spandex…
    Mr B. did last summer? Hung out at the beach waiting to see what color turquoise turns when it is tanned.
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Boo-Berry cereal to help with his flawless complexion.
    Mr B. rides? The Bataleon Fun-Kink USA Edition, because he is Fun, Kinky, and loves rainbow colors…

  • JHSNOWFREAK

    What:
    Mr B. likes to grab? Tail. Whether at the club or off a cliff.
    Mr B. did last summer? If he told you, he’d have to kill you too. But I heard he murdered some rails at Mt. Hood.
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Pieces of Shit…ake mushrooms in a Jumbo sized breakfast burrito.
    Mr B. rides? A Bataleon Project Green 161, cause he never gets caught riding dirty.

  • Doodie bomb

    Mr B. Likes to grab? my nips are still purple.
    Mr B. did last summer? Govy gypsy pedophile.
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Wheaties are for champions.
    Mr B. rides? A unicycle

  • Priit

    1) Mr B likes to grab only triple based boards
    2) Mr B got sunburnt, therefore is hiding his face at the moment
    3) Mr B didn’t have any breakfast, he went straight to lunch!
    4) Mr B rides big booters with his bataleon board

  • Emile Panerio

    He grabs rail and touches sky.
    Last Summer he blew our minds with rad graphics and tech awesomeness
    He delicious pickled pancakes, covered with bananas, and chocolate sprinkles cuz hes a weirdo and doesnt care what that mean muggin waiter thinkss.
    He rides magical rainbow runs that none of us have heard of, he also rides meghan fox and Layla Kayleigh…at the same time!!!!!!!! BOOM ROASTED!

  • Shawn

    Grabs tailfish
    Last summer he went to hood to snowboard and pick up chicks
    He ate green eggs and ham for breakfast
    Mr. B rides a Bataleon

  • Gaz

    Mr B. likes to grab? Yer Mother
    Mr B. did last summer? Yer Mother
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Yer Mother
    Mr B. rides? Haha – Yer Mother

  • I

    Mr B. likes to grab? The Powder Wall ( who doesnt? )
    Mr B. did last summer? RAIL JAM!! and worked in the slush shop ( Free Snow!! )
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Mr B. Pancakes with a side of B Bbacon
    Mr B. rides? Rides… what ever Slides bro, for Mr B. is Icy Bataleon!

  • kylekush

    my guess is mr. b is mike bishop???

    lol now that ive trown him out there im kinda scared to put my real thoughts out there haha j/k mr.b…

    mr. b likes to grab: switch crail

    mr. b did last summer: broke his leg on a mtn bike… haha old man

    mr. b had for breakfast: a big bowl…. of cereal.

    mr. b rides: a goliath 157 w/ tripple base at bear mtn…

  • BigC_13

    Mr B. likes to grab? -> In Communist russia board grabs Mr. B!
    Mr B. did last summer? -> Devised a plan to take over the world
    Mr B. had for breakfast? -> Turquoise eggs and Spam
    Mr B. rides? -> Different boards depending on the conditions but sure as hell nothing thats flat

  • stephen

    Obviously Mr B is all about the “B’s” so….

    Mr B. likes to grab? Butts
    Mr B. did last summer? Beyonce
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Burritos
    Mr B. rides? Backcountry

  • brian

    mr. b likes to grab: japan air
    mr. b did last summer: new zealand, all of it.
    mr. b had for breakfast: sausage biscuit
    mr. b rides bears through the wilderness

  • Bean

    mr. b likes to grab: fat loads of pow
    mr. b did last summer: spent every morning coming up with a plan to conquer the world
    mr. b had for breakfast: water and leftovers
    mr. b rides anything from bateleon

  • bud_ah_bunz

    Mr.B grabs the cash and runs then goes to the market and gets a stalefish
    Mr.B shreded southern hemi last summer
    Mr.B eats ham’n'cheese for breakfast
    Mr.B rides TBT on any and everything from nasty pillow lines, to bucc rails, and ends it off with a lap around yer girl.

  • Andrew

    1. Grab: not an edge… impossible to grab with TBT
    2. Did last summer: changed from yellow to turquoise
    3. Had for breakfast: a chili dog with a banana split and pickles for desert… at the food court (he’s a gangsta),
    4. Rides: a Bataleon board… whaddya think?

  • kidontheshred

    Mr B. likes to grab?- likes to grab his junk like a former pop star

    Mr B. did last summer?-watched the notebook with his GF but still has more balls then a suicide bomber!

    Mr B. had for breakfast?- tea and crumpets MOFO

    Mr B. rides?- away cleaner then a mutha f**ka

  • James

    Mr B. likes to grab: some mcdizzles
    Mr B. did last summer: lived the dream
    Mr B. had for breakfast: mouth full o pow
    Mr B. rides: spaceships of death

  • Dennis McGowen

    Mr B. Likes to grab: His crotch like MJ……..King of Pop!

    Mr B. did last summer: Hibernated like a bear in reverse all while dreaming up new TBT boards!

    Mr. B. had for breakfast:He loves to eat bananas…….banana skate tech boards that is ;-)

    Mr. B. rides:Like a rockstar on his Airobic flexy ass board!

    TBT RULES THE SLOPES MONKEYS!

  • shreder

    Mr B. likes to grab: Tindy
    Mr B. did last summer: Crotched in the gaper gap between his face mask and hat.
    Mr B. had for breakfast? cereal.
    Mr B. rides? Skis.

  • SlopeStylz

    Mr B. likes to grab a beer at Paddy’s Pub.
    Mr B. did mostly Charlie work last summer.
    Mr B. had a can of cat food and huffed some glue for breakfast.
    Mr B. rides in Dennis’s Range Rover with some box wine in a can.
    Day Man (Aah-aah-aah), Fighter of the Night Man (Aah-aah-aah)

  • 802rep

    Mr. B grabs: his nuts, while doing his tribute to MJ.
    Mr. B did: Torah Bright and Hannah Teter last summer.
    Mr. B had: toaster strudels for breakfast.
    Mr. B rides: Bataleon, because he doesn’t strap on fake sh*t.

  • rg

    mr b likes to grab ass
    mr b knows what you did last summer
    mr b had pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast
    mr b rides away smooth

  • Avran

    1. Tindy to Tailfish Tweaker while rocking all Turquoise
    2. Your mom
    3. Food is for the weak he doesn’t eat
    4. TBT boards that are Turquoise and performs tindy tweakers!

  • gavrich

    Mr B. likes to grab….. according to crimewatch… alledgedly
    Mr B. invented swine flu last summer because it was “sommat to do”
    Mr B. had broken dreams washed down with gypsy tears for breakfast
    Mr B. rides the nursey slopes like a real man?

  • Kellan Roman-Barnes

    Mr. B like to grab melons, big juicy melons if you know what i mean.
    Mr. B hibernated last summer. Just like he does every summer cause Mr. B has no use for summer.
    Mr. B ate some snow for breakfast but its okay because he washed it down with a large stalefish.
    Mr. B rides… well come on is there really any other answer than TBT. It’s the only thing to ride.

  • Shane

    Mr B. grabs nose on the mountain but would rather be grabbing tail in the club.

    Mr B. was skulking around all the summer shred camps this summer getting gnar!

    Mr B. doesn’t eat breakfast, his IV of caffeine spiked with a little of his special mountain brew keeps him going all day and through the night!

    Mr B. only rides the most legit shit out there, TBT, and not only does he ride it, he rides it better than Chuck Norris!

  • Justin Strass

    Mr B. is a grabaholic, if it can be grabbed he grabbed it. Unfortunately, they don’t have meetings a person like Mr. B, so last summer he went in search of a cure for his sickness. He came across a shaman who advised him to only eat opium eggs, “hash”browns and beer infused bacon for breakfast, so that he did. He rode mountains by day and your mom by night, and although this breakfast never stopped him from being a grabaholic, he no longer felt bad about it and your mom was happy too!

  • Chris

    Mr. B grabs all he can get and then keeps lookin for more
    Mr. B’s summer exploits were a little to blue for me to detail here, for an idea take a look at the Bataleon X Parra board for some of the positions tried.
    Mr. B drinks Blue Hawaiians and blueberry pie for breakfast, that dude loves the pie.
    Mr. B rides the Evil Twin because not only is the board shredtastic, it has blue Egyptian gods on it.

  • Luis

    Mr. B Grabs His little turqoise short shorts and puts them on for the day of shredding ahead.
    Mr. B Mourned the death of his favorite pop star this summer, pretty harsh time.
    Mr. B had rails for breakfast, he rips that shit up
    Mr. B prefers to ride TBT boards, but sometimes he’ll settle for any girl he can find

  • Adam Christopher

    Mr B. likes to grab karma at every corner!
    Mr B. did “it” last summer. Now that its done, we should move on
    Mr B. had 2 crepes, half a pound of bacon and homefries, washed down with a single plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat for breakfast. He starts early!
    Mr B. rides a 83 Honda! Poor guy….

  • Alex King

    Mr B. likes to grab Mrs B.
    Mr B. Went to space camp last summer
    Mr B. Had turquoise eggs and ham for breakfast
    Mr B. rides his razor scooter everywhere he goes

  • walker

    Mr B has no need to grab, things come to him
    Mr B shredded Da Hood in Oregon, of course
    Mr B had a glass of water and some asprin, it sure was some party
    Mr B rides the wind, no matter whats under his feet

  • ciccio

    Mr B. fuck all the comments.
    i’m with my MJ, now . . .

  • JSLV69

    Mr B. likes to grab? Voluptuous butt cheeks
    Mr B. did last summer? Jacked off
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Pixi Stix + Double glup slurpee
    Mr B. rides? A Jeep Wagoneer

  • Jiga

    Mr B. likes to grab? a cold beer before shreds
    Mr B. did last summer? he had a life changing experience
    Mr B. had for breakfast? he has gapers for breakfast
    Mr B. rides? the righteous frozen waves of gnar

  • James

    Mr B. likes to grab? his family jewels of course, during the middle of airs, Yippee!

    What did Mr B. do last summer? ride at Mt. Hood of course, along with some good quality time down in the Southern Hemisphere, whaddayou think fool?!

    What does Mr B. have for breakfast? a morning bowl of Weedies of course, occasionally some “fun-guys” at a breakfast buffet, & WAY too many energy drinks, just look at those eyes, ‘nough said!

    What does Mr B. ride? Besides a Bataleon of course, whatever he can grab ahold of & keep ahold of, I mean come on, again, just look at those eyes. He looks like a caged guinea pig on Viagra, whaddayou think?!

    Later people, peace!

  • josh

    He ate

    Mr B. likes to grab-dirty tails, but always uses a rubber
    Mr B. did last summer-finally got that STD test, and after weeks of anexity, he’s in the clear (what a relief!)
    Mr B. had for breakfast-wheaties for breakfast because he’s a champion
    Mr B. rides- TBT ALL DAY ERR DAY, b/c he knows its the illest, but specifically he rides the Evil Twin Parra edition because Mr. B cant get enough of those titties!!

  • josh

    Mr B. likes to grab-dirty tails, but always uses a rubber
    Mr B. did last summer-finally got that STD test, and after weeks of anexity, he’s in the clear (what a relief!)
    Mr B. had for breakfast-wheaties for breakfast because he’s a champion
    Mr B. rides- TBT ALL DAY ERR DAY, b/c he knows its the illest, but specifically he rides the Evil Twin Parra edition because Mr. B cant get enough of those titties!!

  • Elliott Govia

    Mr B. likes to grab 2 girls and wake up with 4 .
    Mr B. was told by cops last summer that his party was the most epic party they ever crashed.
    Mr B. had nothing funny for breakfast, eggs and bacon in a smiley face, made by mum. *Classic*
    Mr B. rides 21 virgins and snow =)

  • jack

    1.Mr.B grabs methods all til his fingers are bloody.
    2.Mr.B went to rock and roll camp to meet KISS
    3.Mr.B ate chuck norris tears for breakfast… They cure cancer.
    4.Mr.B rides with the super friends!

  • Edgars Kalnins

    Mr B. likes to grab?
    A: Few cold ones after a good session on mountain.
    Mr B. did last summer?
    A: A lot of surfing, hot babes in bikinies and tons of caipirinhas on sunny Brazilian beeches!
    Mr B. had for breakfast?
    A: Cold beer!
    Mr B. rides?
    Flat boards and bananas to understand why these are still around, cause these ain’t even half as good as TBT boards!

  • uninc

    Mr B. likes to grab? some beers& hot chicks
    Mr B. did last summer?some vegas action
    Mr B. had for breakfast?some vegas chicks
    Mr B. rides?back at home is one and only mrs. b.

  • Jamesy T

    I’ll expand on my first post cause it was a little brief..

    1. Grabs > Titties, cause it calms the soul. He likes the different shapes, curves and shadows they make while pushing them around in mid-light conditions.
    2. Did last summer > Make tons of TBT boards for the winter. He’s got his game on and also makes it to NZ Snow Park’s Frank Wells’ perfectly shaped pipe to test boards and hook up with Mitch Brown.
    3. Breakfast > Banana Tech, Park Pickles and Chilli Dogs no doubt Fo Sho!
    4. Rides > Mostly on top. Dependant on the conditions he’d also ride behind.

  • fabriceTOUSSAINT

    Mr B. likes to grab method
    Mr B. visited his relatives in Florida last summer
    Mr B. had goat cheese crackers
    Mr B. rides his Vespa everywhere

  • Simon CHalifoux

    Mr B. likes to grab? He always says girl’s ass but that’s not true. He prefers to grab is board and ride right away to anything he can ride, jump, jib
    Mr B. did last summer? Go to a secret place where the mountain touch the sky and where there’s so many powder you can drown in it. Or he go to Chile but don’t they’ll him, he still think he was in a magical land. I couldn’t tell him the truth!
    Mr B. had for breakfast? A Big glass of water coming right from the carrabean sea. What?!?! He REALLY need to drink this turquoise water or he’s gonna go yellow and will be takken for Mr Banana (libtech) and that he DOESN’T want!!!!!
    Mr B. rides? A Airobic bataleon board 187 cm. No one knew this but Mr. B is a……. GIANT! Sorry dude I give up your secret…

  • sean

    Mr B. likes to grab? likes to grab ur mom’s ASS… lol jk
    Mr B. did last summer? he mostly hung out with me nd partied
    Mr B. had for breakfast? he had a BLT( bannok, lard, and tea)
    Mr B. rides? like to ride his rez rocket…

  • Jakeg1116

    Likes to grab seatbelt air
    Last summer went to New Zealand
    Had a bowl of nails with no milk for breakfast
    Rides a unicycle to the slopes

  • capnz

    likes to grab red apple arizonas before a day of grabbing stalefishes and hot asses
    went to australia to shred his turqouise ass off last summer
    had a bowl of stoke before downing it with red apple arizona
    rides kangaroos on the slopes of australia while drinking red apple arizona

  • manicx2

    Mr. B likes to grab some bananas from the grocery store
    Mr. B learned how to ride a unicycle last summer
    Mr. B had bacon, like a real man, for breakfast
    Mr. B likes to ride his pet T-Rex

  • Maarten

    Mr B. likes to grab? The boobs from Miss Bataleon..
    Mr B. did last summer? I went on a world tour,with stops everywhere he could shred on his bataleon board..
    Mr B. had for breakfast? a healthy breakfast,because he want to stay fit,so he can snowboard all day long
    Mr B. rides? his homepainted turquoise version of an evil twin

  • Snoman 0317

    Mr B. likes to grab?
    Mr.B likes to grab his snowboard when the season starts
    Mr B. did last summer?
    Mr.B stole ice from the indoor ice rink put it in a wood chiper and went snowboarding
    Mr B. had for breakfast?
    A nice cold bowl of snow
    Mr B. rides?
    ALL SNOWBOARDS and never touches ski’s

  • Colton Whitworth

    1) Mr B. likes to grab underage girls when their moms arent looking.
    2) Last summer Mr B. went to vegas and worked as an extra for the Blue Man Group.
    3) Mr B. does not eat breakfast, he doesnt even wake up til after 2pm, then he drinks beer on a empty stomache while he rides for an hour or two.
    4) Mr B. rides bicycles and fat chicks.

  • Cameron Whitworth

    Mr B. likes to grab some pole before he hits the slopes.
    For summer Mr B. was a groupie for the “Thunder Down Under” dancers.
    Mr. B. had sausage for breakfast, duh!!!
    Mr B. rides mustaches.

  • Reed

    1. probably little boys
    2. he went snowboarding
    3. cinnamon toast crunch
    4. pow

  • Tom Fetterplace

    Mr B. likes to grab? a bite to eat in between lapping the park
    Mr B. did last summer? Hung out in Stryn getting some summer turns in while getting a tan (getting bluer? what happens when mr B. gets cold?)
    Mr B. had for breakfast? nothing blue, canniblism isn’t cool kids
    Mr B. rides? frozen water.

  • Tom Fetterplace

    Mr B. likes to grab?a bite to eat in between laps of the slushy spring time park.
    Mr B. did last summer?Went to stryn for some summer slashing(points for alliteration?) and to work on his tan.( get bluer? what happens when mr B. is really cold?)
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Carbohydrates for slow burning energy.
    Mr B. rides? frozen water, he also drinks crushed grapes.

  • Zak

    Mr B. likes to grab? his clip, with the mac 10 on the side of his hip
    Mr B. did last summer? Took the midnight train going anywhere
    Mr B. had for breakfast? Cheese burgers in paradise
    Mr B. rides? He rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

  • Tom Fetterplace

    what mr B. did last summer? he didnt post two almost identical posts in a row accidently because hes no rookie…

  • Greg

    Mr B. likes to grab?
    the last thing he grab was a burton. and threw it away and hooked up the kid with a bataleon.
    Mr B. did last summer?
    Went to Summer snowboard camps to make sure everyone got a chance to ride bataleon.
    Mr B. had for breakfast?
    3 pancakes, 3 sausages,3 hasbrowns, and cups of coffee. because anything that reminds him of triple keeps him happy.
    Mr B. rides?

  • David I

    Mr B. likes to grab?
    His board, while airbourne
    Mr B. did last summer?
    Mr. B has no summers, he lives in a perma-winter environment
    Mr B. had for breakfast?
    6 eggs, 2 lbs of bacon, 8 slices of toast and 3 platefuls of homefries. Tasty Mr B. rides?
    Everyday

  • sb

    Mr B. likes to grab? his own nipples
    Mr B. did last summer? learnt new moves from teh Shaun White video game
    Mr B. had for breakfast? He wasn’t home for breakfast, still out on the beer
    Mr B. rides? anything that moves

  • ParcKrew

    Mr B. likes to grab? sixers for the down time.
    Mr B. did last summer? worked like a salve.
    Mr B. had for breakfast? warm beer and a cold hot dog.
    Mr B. rides? the leftovers…

  • Brett

    Mr B. likes to grab frontside 3’s and cash from the register

    Last summer Mr B. painted houses (he got fired because he used blue paint when the lady asked for white (he just can’t help himself))

    There’s no hole in Mr B.’s face beanie for his mouth, so he doesn’t really get to eat food

    Mr B. rides moon shoes

  • jason

    Mr B. likes to grab? anywhere he can reach those hands of his
    Mr B. did last summer? probably searched for snow to keep showing those peearly whites!
    Mr B. had for breakfast? toast
    Mr B. rides? probably a nice evil twin or fun kink us special edition for those pow days he loves so much

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