Open Caption: August 2011

August 2

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Rider: Tim Eddy. Photo: Mike Yoshida

This contest has ended. Congrats to Mikey for submitting this caption “With all the backcountry sled access going on these days, Tim Eddy gets environmentally concious and tries to lessen his carbon footprint by leaving a double hand print instead. Tim Eddy – Ho Ho plant, somewhere in California.”

What do we have here? This trick being performed by K2 Snowboards team rider Tim Eddy is the notoriously obnoxious two-handed invert known as a “ho ho.” (Wait for it…Wait for it…) If Tim weren’t listed on the K2 website as an am, one might call this a pro ho ho. Har har. Alas, we digress. What you need to know about the ho ho is that in most circumstances, it is a no-no. Sure, they’re fun to play with, but so are devil sticks; being fun doesn’t mean you don’t look stupid while messing around with them. That said, as seen here with the log and river gap and done gloveless on the over-vert dirt bank, this ho ho actually looks like a sketchy stunt and, dare we say it, respectable. This means that Tim Eddy can take his place alongside Santa Claus and Don “Magic” Juan as a master of ho ho-ing. Now for the Open Caption bit… SNOWBOARDER is putting the task of captioning this ho ho photo into our readers’ hands. Just provide us with your wittiest caption for this image in the comment section below. The reader/writer whose entry most entertains the SNOWBOARDER staff will then get their mitts on a new pair of bindings courtesy of K2 Snowboards.

*Contest ends Aug. 31st

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By: Tom Fahey

April 16

Cool, The Ho Ho to revert belongs to me now. wow wow Tom Fahey

By: ryan baker

January 17

"look guys i can do a hand stand"

By: Tom Fahey

October 23

Its the only move I got!!!!

By: Tom Eddy

October 23

F#@$#@ that shit I thought of the HO HO to Revert. Duh of course I get #$%%@ ... because oh wow Tim Eddy claims it wow! I talked to one of his many girlfriends and she said it had been done 2 years ago, but thats not right man. I'm claiming it @$%@

By: Nick

September 14

Do your daily push-ups if you want to be pro

By: Rob Light

September 14

That breeze is a comin' and I'm gonna shred it hard!

By: Tammy

September 7

Way to go Mikey! Hope you have tons of fun with your new bindings.

By: David

September 6

It mike look like he is doin a ho-ho handstand but he really just fell from the tree, gravity is a bitch

By: Mike

September 3

Who won? Please tell me so I don't have to be hopeful every time I log into my email...

By: Matthew

September 3

Uh... I'm like who won? Anyone get an E-mail? I just keep getting these half-off ho ho flyers...

By: Chris

September 1

You seein' this Niemela?

By: Gavin

September 1

So this is what the ground feels like?:O

By: Dennis

September 1

Ho.. Ho.. Holy Shit! He did it!!!!

By: jD

September 1

OK gUys eNd tHis cOntEst aLreAdy anD giVe tHe freaKin' biNdiNgs tO tHis DuDe ,tHerE's tOo mUch bloOd iN mY hEad aNd I cAn't hoLd iT liKe tHis anY longER!!!!!

By: Tleb

September 1

It's nearly till midnight, so just one more from me. I know they repealed Don't-Ask/Don't-Tell but What the F*** is this? Good Luck To all

By: Tleb

August 31

Don't bother planting your SUSTAINABLE Backyard Crops there Tim. The Feds will just raid it and shut you down! #IThoughtThisWasAFreeCountry

By: Tleb

August 31

I heard they were going to remake DIRTY DANCING, but I had no idea that Tim Eddy and this Ho-Ho were STARRING-IN-IT!

By: Tleb

August 31

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Have you EVER seen a bigger Ho-Ho SNAGGLEPUSS ?

By: Tleb

August 31

Oo-La-La!! Now THAT is one Fine Ho-Ho!!

By: Tleb

August 31

Unfortunately THIS was the BEST-SNOW-of-the-SEASON. Fortunately THAT season was SUMMER!

By: Tleb

August 31

Good-God-Man! You've gone too far!

By: Tammy

August 31

Good Luck EVER(Y)ONE!

By: Tleb

August 31

Tim invited that Ho-Ho to an AFTER-PARTY in HIS PANTS!

By: Tleb

August 31

;) Not ALL-OF-THE-SHOW Happens ON the SNOW!!! ;)

By: snow bum

August 31

uhmmm. Tim, you left your dignity back on the snow.. WHERE YOU BELONG! now your just being weird, on the DIRT while on your HANDS. HEY Tim! YOU and that Ho Ho should be on a starbursts commercial!

By: snow bum

August 31

Tim took becoming one with nature, much to seriously.

By: snow bum

August 31

That's what happens when you think you can fly.... as many times as you try TIM, that Ho Ho will never give you wings! (781... over half TAMMY aaagetalifeCHOU!!!)

By: snow bum

August 31

Tim took his K2 back to where it came from, to destroy this very much to speakable GREATness. (780ish comments!)

By: snow bum

August 31

Tim took getting on his hand and knees WAY to far! That Ho Ho is getting more than it paid for.

By: snow bum

August 31

Hey look tree. I'M JUST LIKE YOU!!

By: Joellio

August 31

"And He sticks the dismount!, thats a gold medal in the bag."

By: Tleb

August 31

That Ho-Ho is QUITE A FLOOZY...I mean QUITE A DOOZY!

By: Tleb

August 31

Normally it's the Ho-Ho with their HEELS IN THE AIR.

By: Tleb

August 31

Tim said he'll just stay there until the new snow starts to fly. It shouldn't be long now.

By: Tleb

August 31

Has Tim ever played HIDE & GO SEEK before? He's lousy at it.

By: Tleb

August 31

This could be a BIG MISTAKE Tim! Giving that Ho-Ho a little WooHoo could result in never ending support payments.

By: Tleb

August 31

Add a dash of snow to your SUMMER!

By: Tleb

August 31

He PLANTED a BIG ONE on that Ho-Ho!

By: Tleb

August 31

Carpe-Augustus-Diem Tim!

By: Tleb

August 31

Watching Tim do the Ho-Ho is one if those MESMERIZING things you know you shouldn't watch, but you just can't stop staring. #IWillWorkItOutInConfessionButImNotEvenCatholic

By: Tleb

August 31

Lake Tahoe is a Quaint Little Drinking Town with a bit of a Boarding Problem.

By: Tleb

August 31

Twitter historians believe that Tim having his picture taken with this Ho-Ho was the TRIGGERING EVENT that caused the massive UNFOLLOWCAUST. #I'dCherishaPairofEVERS

By: Tleb

August 31

I can see Tim does yard work. If you tell me he vacuums and takes out the trash I'll ORDER A TIM IN EVERY COLOR!

By: MIchael Issakidis

August 30

Damn it tim, stop showing those ho......ho's your board.

By: Tleb

August 30

►How is Tim "EVER" going to get that "CLEAN MOUTH FEELING" back again after doing that dirty Ho-Ho?◄ ☻

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim "The Back-Country-Clean-up-Crew" Eddy! It's lookin' good Tim!

By: Tleb

August 30

"COME BACK WINTER!... ALL IS FORGIVEN!"

By: Tleb

August 30

I don't mind the Ho-Ho's, but he's got to stop leaving the wrappers laying around. #NotBioDegradableTim

By: Tleb

August 30

"WRONG PLANET SCOTTY! BEAM ME BACK UP!!!!

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim has been given an UNLIMITED ACCESS pass to that Ho-Ho.

By: Tleb

August 30

Who says "There Ain't NO CURE for the SUMMERTIME BLUES"? Tim found his cure... Ho-Ho's!

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim went all "PAGAN REVIVAL" on that Ho-Ho!

By: Tleb

August 30

Like MANNA-from-HEAVEN, a Ho-Ho will feed your BODY and SOUL!

By: Tleb

August 30

POTENTIAL FETUS ALERT! Tim's giving it to that Ho-Ho in a very FERTILE SPOT.

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim's BOARDING that Ho-Ho like he's a SOMALI PIRATE with a Lil' Capt. Morgan in him.

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim & Yoshida might be onto something here with his HO-HO CAUGHT-ON-TAPE! That's how Kim Kardashian got famous. #VividRayJTape

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim "THE IMAGE" Eddy? I don't think so! Ho-Ho's DO NOT make a "Positive-K2-Role-Model" sir.

By: Tleb

August 30

(Through the megaphone)... YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!The boarder is down. I repeat, we have a boarder down on the course. His BIG-GIANT-HEAD has tipped him over and he's unable to get off the Ho-Ho without assistance.

By: Tleb

August 30

That Ho-Ho is BERM TESTED & BOARDER APPROVED!

By: Dean-O

August 30

Tim's bringing the Hasbro TWISTER GAME outdoors with this Ho-Ho. He's got Right-Hand-Dirt and Left-Hand-Moss.

By: Tleb

August 30

Normally you only see THIS FINE a Ho-Ho on the cover of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT EDITION!

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim, K2 CALLED! They want to know if you are "EVER" going to LEAVE THE HO-HO'S ALONE?!

By: Tleb

August 30

That Ho-Ho is a STUNNING C*NT...I mean... That Ho-Ho is a CUNNING STUNT! Sorry it's not Tourette's, I think it's a form of Dyslexia.

By: Tleb

August 30

The authorities have questioned the Ho-Ho, but the LOCATION OF HIS REMAINS is unclear...I mean HIS LOCATION remains unclear!

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim should stay relatively clean, unless he tries to MOTORBOAT THE HO-HO!

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim's Ho-Ho looks like that LAST PIECE OF MEAT UNDER THE HEAT LAMP on the SIZZLER BUFFET LINE that nobody else wants to touch. It's all yours Tim.

By: Tleb

August 30

Doing a Ho-Ho may FEEL LIKE HEAVEN, but it could be THE PATHWAY TO HELL!

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim is usually SUCH A GENTLEMAN, I'm surprised he didn't meet the Ho-Ho's parents first.

By: Tleb

August 30

Yes it's a Dirty Ho-Ho, but it's a BIG IMPROVEMENT over the last trick Tim did, a BLOW-UP-DOLL with huge MELONS.

By: Tleb

August 30

I need to run out and buy a HOUSE WARMING GIFT, Tim & that Ho-Ho are inseparable. #True♥

By: Tammy

August 30

Tim will have to use FRESH CUT LEMONS on his hands to get rid of the fish market smell after touching that Ho-Ho.

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim demanded the Commission explain the DEFINITION OF DOING A HO-HO, because he swears he never did one. (It worked for Clinton.) Tim didn't realize there were pictures.

By: Tleb

August 30

Once you BREAK THROUGH THE CRUST, that Ho-Ho's not so dirty.

By: Tleb

August 30

GRAVITY SUCKS, or does it BLOW, like this Ho-Ho?

By: Tleb

August 30

One day you are a SPONSORED ATHLETE & next thing you know, you're doing PAY-AS-YOU-GO Ho-Ho's.

By: Tleb

August 30

Please tell me this a VIRTUAL REALITY GAME screen shot & Tim's not really doing a Ho-Ho! Is he?

By: Tleb

August 30

Whoop! Whoop! Way-to-Whoop and old Ho-Ho's Hiney!

By: Tleb

August 30

What Tim doesn't know is... the snow isn't melted there from the sun. #NaturesUrinal

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim went so hard on that Ho-Ho, she will be WALKING FUNNY tomorrow.

By: Tleb

August 30

Tim's showing a lot of COMMITMENT, but he won't stay with that Ho-Ho. He'll move onto OTHER TRICKS soon.

By: Tleb

August 30

Now we know why Tim wears a BIKER CHAIN WALLET. It's so that Ho-Ho can't lift it!

By: Tleb

August 30

Now I know why Tim wears a BIKER CHAIN WALLET.

By: Tammy

August 30

Tim might be an amateur, but that Ho-Ho is a PRO!

By: Tammy

August 30

You know that Ho-Ho already has the PATERNITY TEST scheduled.

By: Tleb

August 30

He did that Ho-Ho so good! #hopehewillcallme

By: Tleb

August 30

That seems like a bit of an over reaction to... S-P-I-D-E-R!!!!! A-BIG-SPIDER! #arachnophobia

By: Tammy

August 30

He'll stick his hands down his pants after this Ho-Ho. He says he is not ADJUSTING HIS JUNK, he has hand warmers in there. Hmmmmmmm

By: Eric

August 30

Hey Guys, I think I just found a GoPro!

By: Poncho

August 30

Quick take the picture

By: Derek

August 29

"yep, the ground is definitly brown"

By: Tim's momma

August 29

I DISOWNED Tim this morning! He said "Come watch me do a Ho-Ho today". The nerve! Mother is not amused Tim! Wait till your Father gets home!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

This would be the perfect time for a VICIOUS-TICKLE-ATTACK!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

Where exactly is the CIRCUS-CANNON Tim was SHOT OUT OF?

By: Tammy

August 29

The worst part of being an adult is having to speak about everyone with RESPECT. Sometimes you just want to "CALL-a-HoHo-a-HoHo"!

By: Tammy

August 29

Someone call PETA. That Ho-Ho is using RABBIT FUR TAMPONS!

By: Tleb

August 29

The last time I saw a Ho-Ho GET-THIS-INVERTED it was on a GIRL'S-GONE-WILD video.

By: Tammy

August 29

Tim's givin' it to the Ho-Ho in the MUFF...OH! Sorry for the typo. I meant ROUGH.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

Don't do it Tim! One hit of a Ho-Ho and your hooked like crack. It will STEAL YOUR SOUL!

By: Tleb

August 29

If Tim's not careful, he'll "LOSE HIS HOT-DOG" doing that Ho-Ho.

By: Tleb

August 29

He's all over that Ho-Ho like Angelina on Womb-Raider.

By: Tleb

August 29

Red-Rover, Red-Rover, Let Timmy Come-Over!!!!

By: Tleb

August 29

You HAD ME @ Ho-Ho!

By: Tleb

August 29

That is some kind of "ESTROGEN-GONE-WILD" Ho-Ho!

By: Tleb

August 29

That Ho-Ho's a BEHEMOTH! Where did he pick her up? The WALMART "BIG-IS-BOOFUL" AISLE?

By: Tim's momma

August 29

OH, THE HUMANITY! Have-Thee-No-Shame Tim? A Ho-Ho! What will your Father say?.....

By: Tleb

August 29

A Ho-Ho Really? I know Tim wants to be a Father bad but..."Does-Tim-Know-Best"?

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

They're very compatible. They met on GRUNGE-MATCH.COM. There is no better place to get set up with a DIRTY HO-HO.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

QUICK CALL A PRIEST! Tim needs an exorcist!

By: Tammy

August 29

In an LGBT snowboarder magazine the caption would definitely be "That's One AB-FAB & Fierce Ho-Ho, with major WOW-FACTOR!"

By: Dean-O

August 29

Tim ought to PIMP-OUT that Ho-Ho when HE'S DONE.

By: Tleb

August 29

Don't worry Tim! If STRAUSS-KAHN can get the HO-HO'S CHARGES DROPPED, so can you.

By: Tammy

August 29

Another missed opportunity to pull in more FEMALE FANS. It's a warm August day. Tim should have stripped down to his BANANA HAMMOCK while doing the Ho-Ho.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

Tim "GOT LUCKY" with that Ho-Ho!

By: Tammy

August 29

You can tell by the ROOTS, that Ho-Ho is a natural BRUNETTE.

By: Dean-O

August 29

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! Tim definitely INVERTED & PERVERTED that Ho-Ho!

By: Dean-O

August 29

Tim just got out of a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP, so we should expect him to DO A FEW HO-HO's this summer before he commits to OTHER TRICKS AGAIN.

By: Tammy

August 29

That Ho-Ho is DFD! I'll give you a minute 2 look that one up(NSFW)...Lord I apologize for that!

By: Tim's momma

August 29

I usually DESPISE a PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION, but Tim & his Ho-Ho are kinda cute together.

By: Dean-O

August 29

That Ho-Ho has some WTF*ness written all over it.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

It was a BOGO HOHO day. Tim and Yoshida each did one. There's nothing like a two-fer!

By: Tleb

August 29

Tim did the Ho-Ho with his new STUD-UNDIES on, they come free with the test drive of a new HUMMER.

By: Tleb

August 29

Do they make a SAFE SEX BEANIE for doing Ho-Ho's??????

By: Tammy

August 29

Do they call it a Ho-Ho because it ELEVATES Tim's MEATY BITS? Just wondering.

By: Matthew

August 29

(Theme Song) Tim the Woodsman! "On todays episode, Tim is trying to cut down a tree using his bored, let's watch..."

By: Tleb

August 29

QUICK! Somebody get a RESTRAINING ORDER! Tim's going after that Ho-Ho with seriously BAD INTENTIONS!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

Fark that Beech Hurricane Irene, Tim's got a bigger Ho-Ho RIGHTCHEER and he's goin all MIGHTY & VIGOROUS on it!

By: Tim's momma

August 29

Just like in that "DAVID AFTER DENTIST" video on YouTube. Tim asked "Will It Last Forever?" Well this Ho-Ho trick won't, but the virus you picked up might!

By: Tim's momma

August 29

For SHAME Tim! That NEKKID Ho-Ho should at least be wearing a MERKIN & PASTIES!

By: Tim's momma

August 29

Mom hollers"Tim, time for bed. I'll read you a bedtime story...Once Upon a Time, there was a PIMP and a Ho-Ho..." "Tim, You read the part of the Pimp."

By: Matthew

August 29

Tim Eddy: "Hey Mike, is there anyway we can do this in a studio? I'm getting cold man..." Mike Yoshida: "Sure man, let's get out of here. Gra... grab the grear..."

By: Dean-O

August 29

She said she is over 18, but I hope Tim CHECKED THE HO-HO's ID.

By: Matthew

August 29

Tim: "Dad! Dad! I did my first ho ho!" Tim's Dad: "Well done! Come here, walk with me. You know, back in my day we used to do alot of ho-hos but, we didn't go around telling everybody. Son, what I'm trying to say is... Did you wash your hands??"

By: Matthew

August 29

Tim, I hope it was worth it, Because every time you do a ho ho, you loose $100...

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

It's only a matter of time before GADAFFI is gone, we no longer talk about the damage caused by HURRICANE IRENE, and Tim COMES DOWN from this Ho-Ho. SEEMS LIKE FOREVER though doesn't it?

By: Matthew

August 29

(Anouncer Voice) "Oh! HUGE Back-to-back 'melons' for Tim Eddy; Oh! Going into a nice long 'Jib'! That is going to look good to the judges! Ohh, whats this he's setting up for?... Oh My.. Wow! Huge Ho Ho on top of that Jib! A rare trick there and very well done. Everyone came out satified there, John..."

By: Tammy

August 29

Tim's gone all BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW on that Ho-Ho!

By: Matthew

August 29

(Anouncer Voice)For Tim Eddy, when streaching is not enough... Do a Ho Ho. Might as well throw in the word 'Jib', I'll let your imagination do the rest...

By: Tammy

August 29

**Tim's Ho-Ho Demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!!**

By: Tammy

August 29

Tim should really have more respect for his body. He's LITERALLY THROWING HIMSELF @ EVERY Ho-Ho.

By: Tleb

August 29

I know you're a local legend Tim but...GTF OFF ME!! xox The Chipmunk.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

I've seen other UFC fighters do that same Superman Diving Punch, but can Tim pull off a CLEAN SUBMISSION on that Ho-Ho? Or will it go to the judges' SCORE CARDS?

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

CAN-U-SURVIVE all summer on pizza and Ho-Ho's? Tim's determined to find out.

By: Dean-O

August 29

Oh, DON'T ACT ALL SHOCKED! You know that's not the only Ho-Ho Tim's done this summer.

By: Dean-O

August 29

Ya can't say Tim didn't GO HARD on that H-Ho. He went hard...reallly hard!

By: Dean-O

August 29

Just when you thought you've found a PRIVATE PLACE for U-n-UR Ho-Ho...PAPARAZZI!...They're EVERYWHERE!

By: Tammy

August 29

He's takin the PANTIES off that Ho-Ho.... WITH HIS TEETH!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

That is one SMMMMOKIN Ho-Ho! Good thing they are outside, or the SMOKE DETECTORS would be going off!

By: Dean-O

August 29

Now lets be PC about this kids. You can't call a Ho a Ho anymore. You can say she's a DIRTY GIRL and that makes Tim a VERY DIRTY BOY.

By: Tammy

August 29

He busted that Ho-Ho IN-DA-FACE like he's CHRIS BROWN in a LAMBORGHINI.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

There isn't an APP-4-THAT. You actually have to get off your lazy bum and do a Ho-Ho.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 29

I never knew Ho-Ho's came in DIFFERENT SIZES. This one is obviously KING SIZE.

By: Tleb

August 29

Tim Eddy is up on the bank counting the storm layers in the snow. He could of done it the easy way and taken off the board, but that's not how we do things on the West Coast.If we have a choice, we choose inverted.

By: Tleb

August 29

Hurricane Irene got a lot of HYPE and so did Tim Eddy!

By: Tleb

August 29

If you just clicked on this contest, you'd think this was the damage in VT caused by Hurricane Irene. No, just Tim Eddy enjoying all that Lake Tahoe has to offer in August. Vermont we hope the damage is all repaired soon. Love U, The West Coast.

By: Dylan

August 28

Anyone notice the bear in the background?

By: helen

August 28

how tim works off all those ho ho's. And 1, and 2, and 3, and 4!

By: Cody Adams

August 28

Gettin' Stiff On a Ho-Ho

By: Micah

August 27

Ho ho trick tip from K2 rider Tim Eddy: If your gonna do a ho ho, your gotta get your hands dirty, and to do er properly you must be fully erect! In this photo Tim does a ho ho in the backwoods, redneck style!

By: Micah

August 27

Mike Yoshida likes finding cool stuff by going back to ski areas after the snow has melted. Usually its just gloves people drop from the lift, but this time, its Tim Eddy who jumped off after his mits. If you didn't know what happened in this pic you might think Tim's sponsored by Hostess to advertise Ho Hos, but in reality he's a pretty gnarly rider for K2.

By: Micah

August 27

K2's team rider Tim Eddy must have got inspired to sell out by Shawn White, who signed on with Target and dumped Volcom. Tim just took it a little farther and is making ads for Hostess, this ones advertising their creamy, chocolaty, hand made ho hos.

By: Dewain

August 27

What do we get for 10$

By: palmer

August 26

Tim Eddy, in his natural habitat.

By: meg

August 26

The ho ho: santa clause is coming to town.

By: jerkface

August 26

Just like how freeskiers and snowbladers were influenced by snowboarding tricks, now snowboarding is being influenced by yoga moves. Tim Eddy will later unleash his version of the downward facing dog.

By: Tleb

August 26

Tim is nominating this Ho-Ho for entry into the "GOOD WOOD CONTEST".

By: Tammy

August 26

LOOK OUT for the I.U.D. Tim!!!..I'm sorry, I meant to say I.E.D.

By: Tim's momma

August 26

I better get right over to BABIES-R-US and buy a GIFT CERTIFICATE. Tim's Givin' IT to that Ho-Ho.

By: Tim's momma

August 26

Tim! How many times do I have to say it? "'HUCKIN' a HO-HO is BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!"

By: Tammy

August 26

Tim & his Ho-Ho have that SEX-ON-A-STICK look going on.

By: Tleb

August 26

Rocker or Camber, Rocker or Camber? WHO CARES WHAT HER NAME IS? Let's just DO the HO-HO!

By: Tleb

August 26

Yoshida explained it this way..."He went all WHAM-BAM-THANK-U-MA'AM on that Ho-Ho!"

By: Tleb

August 26

Tim got SPRUNG an' PULLED UP TOUGH then BUSTED that Big O' HO-HO!

By: Tim's momma

August 26

Dear Tim, I hope this is some kind of a publicity stunt and you really Never Touched the Dirty Ho-Ho. This is an illusion done with Fun House Mirrors. Right? Your father and I are both worried about the path you seem to be headed down. Love you, Mom

By: Tim's momma

August 26

People ask Tim all the time if he's trying to be SERIOUS, of FUNNY with that Ho-Ho. The answer is "Yes".

By: Tammy

August 26

Tim put an ad in Gridr and found a Ho-Ho willing to do "The Difficult Brown"....Oh that's nasty.

By: evan young

August 26

7im 3ddy i5 1337 h4x0rz

By: 4shame

August 26

DON't WORRY TIM! There'll be plenty of 1st Responders available if you need one. The Mayor of NY says there's NO ROOM for them at the 9/11 ceremony. ""THEY WEREN'T INVITED 10 Yrs ago either, BUT THEY SHOWED UP ANYWAY!""

By: Tim's momma

August 26

I hope Tim is UP TO DATE on his TETANUS BOOSTER!

By: Tammy

August 26

It's okay that the Ho-Ho is still DRY. Tim has some K2 JELLY for it....Lord I apologize for that!

By: Tim's momma

August 26

You will all be relieved to hear that Tim's TEST RESULTS have come back "NEGATIVE". He DIDN'T CATCH ANYTHING off that DIRTY HO-HO!

By: Tammy

August 26

Tim's checking to see if the Ho-Ho is MOIST. No...still dry.

By: Tammy

August 26

Ohhhhhh! I'm afraid Tim is stuck! His PIERCING IS CAUGHT on that Ho-Ho.

By: Ho-Ho-Ho

August 26

This is made...About Ho-Ho's! - By Ho-Ho's! - For Ho-Ho's!!!!.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 26

$$\\ "IF I HAD A DOLLAR for every HO-HO I've seen Tim do...I'd have a dollar."\\ $$

By: Tleb

August 26

Most men just want a LAP DANCE FROM A HO-HO!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 26

Tim claims he has NO REGRETS over doing the Ho-HO. Maybe it'll win him a spot on the next BACHELORETTE.

By: Dean-O

August 26

Tim's Junk's All-Up-In that Ho-Ho!

By: Tammy

August 26

After this move, Tim found himself in a POST COITAL HO-HO HAZE! He got an ESTROGEN CONTACT HIGH!

By: Dean-O

August 26

Tim's looking for the CLOSET DOOR to GET OUT of NARNIA... NO TIM! Not there! Try further to the left!

By: Ho-Ho-Ho

August 26

Happy FRIDAY! A Tree Joke 4 ya'll: I'm, no tree expert. But I think Tim is a son of a BEACH. He's still PINING for that Ho-Ho. He said it's the best piece of ASH ever. What a SAP! She's a cold BIRCH.

By: Dean-O

August 26

Lord Have Mercy!!!! Tim's worn a hole in the earth! He should treat Mo-Mo Nature with more respect than he does this Ho-Ho!

By: Dean-O

August 26

Tim's Ruttin' like a PIG on that Ho-Ho!

By: Dean-O

August 26

Relax will-ya! Tim will come down Once the SUCTION BREAKS and he GIVES HER THE TIP.

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 26

Someone CALL the Po-Po, we all saw Tim HIT THE Ho-Ho!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 26

Tim's Ho-Ho is PIMPTASTIC!

By: Liam's a Mtn-G

August 26

Tim may have serious Anger Issues, he's sure Gone Off on that Ho-Ho.

By: Tleb

August 26

Tim caused the Earthquake, but it's the Ho-Ho's FAULT!

By: Tleb

August 26

A Ho-Ho and a Womanizer the Perfect Match!

By: Tleb

August 26

Tim's pullin' his best Stripper Pole Moves on that Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 26

That Ho-Ho's a Swallower!

By: Tammy

August 26

Just like the Banking System, Tim's Ho-Ho is Too Big to Fail. He's looking for a Bailout. Call the Feds.

By: Tammy

August 26

Tim found a Ho-Ho that is high in Fiber.

By: Filipe Rodrigues

August 26

Ho Ho! I found a mushroom! :D

By: jeffrey

August 25

"Must... not... let go.... aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

By: snow bum

August 25

ILL SAVE YOU. (right, up, tammy, ass, r1, red) That should put the gravity back on.

By: snow bum

August 25

Hey TAMMY, he didn't want the ANTI gravity. Now you got Tim holding on to his Ho Ho for life!

By: Tleb

August 25

Come on Tim, you have to just let go of that Ho-Ho.

By: Sergey Terrio

August 25

This is the only Ho that Tim could do.

By: Tleb

August 25

He's going down on that Ho-Ho like he's the Woodsman and she's SnowWhite.

By: Tleb

August 25

The Natural History Museum's new exhibit of HomoErectus.

By: Jenelyn

August 25

" LOOK WHAT I COULD DO!!"

By: matt

August 25

Damn squirrel keeps running off with my lunch money

By: Tanman

August 24

Just doing some yard work...

By: Sam bay

August 24

The only ho-ho with some class.

By: Sam bay

August 24

Santa's yoga. Timmy mastering the "ho-ho"

By: Sam bay

August 24

Timmy's getting into planking position.

By: Sam Bay

August 24

Hey guys, just hanging.

By: Dean-O

August 24

His GF is frigid so Tim did a Dirty Ho-Ho.

By: Dean-O

August 24

It was so cold his balls were getting blue! That's why he did the Ho-Ho!

By: Dean-O

August 24

All the rumors you've heard about Tim & the Ho-Ho are now confirmed!

By: Tleb

August 24

Tim Got Caught doing another Ho-Ho! Here is the Mugshot to prove it.

By: Tleb

August 24

Ho-Ho's always show up when there is a Photo-Op.

By: Tammy

August 24

Tim's all over that Ho-Ho when he thinks no one can see him, but he won't accept her Friend Request on Facebook.

By: Tleb

August 24

Tim's putting all his MoJo into that HoHo!

By: Tammy

August 24

*Down,Up,Left,Right,X,B,A,X,Start Button* YES!!!!! Anti Gravity Cheat Activated!!!

By: Brian

August 24

There it is.............needle in a haystack my ass!!!!

By: snow bum

August 23

Tim loves his K2 so much he doesn't wanna get it dirty. (Id love to join him...)

By: snow bum

August 23

Damn chunk was right! one eyed willys treasure must be right under.... THERE!

By: snow bum

August 23

Tim's taking the healthy root... goin face first becoming a vegetarian.

By: Matt

August 23

He was comparing which was more: the number of comments Tammy has posted, or the number of sticks on the ground... Tammy won

By: Matt

August 23

Ugh. I can't believe I droped a duce on the snow over ther

By: Matt

August 23

no......NOOOO!! It's sucking me in!!! At least If I fall, I have this nice soft rock filled dirt to land on! Oh who am I kidding, I should have been a surfer

By: Dave Miller

August 23

I miss yard darts

By: Travis

August 23

Parent's always say no no to the ho-ho, but Tim Eddy never listens.

By: Edyta

August 23

O hey, just doin some push ups.. ho-hoing is for losers.

By: Edyta

August 23

Ho-hoing on snow is for losers.

By: Tammy

August 23

Tim's putting the hhhh-aitch in Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 23

Yah, that's kind of a Ho-Ho, like Lake Tahoe is kind of a puddle.

By: Tammy

August 23

Tim's fertilizing that Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 23

Tim's discovered them Ho-Ho's Flora & Fauna.

By: Colin Rensel

August 23

Pumpin Dem Ho-Ho's

By: Colin

August 23

only Real snowboarders Get Pumped with dem ho-ho pushups

By: Danny

August 23

"My mom wanted me to be a snowboarder but I wanted to be a gymnist."

By: Russell

August 23

an EDDY astroid fell from outerspace

By: Zack

August 23

"WHY IS THE FLOOR AS LOW AS I CAN GO?"

By: Jeremy Herzig

August 23

Immediately after completing this trick, Tim took out a restraining order against Tammy...

By: Jeremy Herzig

August 23

Nobody Move... I dropped a contact lense...

By: Big Luke

August 23

Superman that Hoe!

By: Seb

August 23

Tim tried his hardest to resist the alien abduction

By: Jaclyne

August 22

I probably look so chill..

By: Darin

August 22

after this, this wont be the only HO HO he will be doing tonight.

By: Jerkface

August 22

If this was at an ESPN event, they would still find a way to slip the word 'cork' into the trick name.

By: Nick

August 22

I bet he's singing, "I got the whole world in my hands, I got the whole world in my hands..."

By: Jacob Fisher

August 22

Tim had to ride a log and get his hands dirty just to get down this ho ho

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim's close enough to read the letters off the tramp-stamp on that ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 22

Stay away from them Ho-Ho's Tim. Them bitchiz will give you stitches.

By: Jesus

August 22

Booty poppin on a handstand!!!

By: Trenton Marks

August 22

Yo Yoshida I cant find the damn ho ho you were talkin about in here!

By: Tammy

August 22

That Ho-Ho's English skills are limited but she sucked Tim in with her most effective line. "Me love you long time"

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim, while you're up there, could you rake a bit?

By: Tammy

August 22

It's a good thing Tim paid for the optional rental insurance on that board. He'd never get his deposit back.

By: Tammy

August 22

This is Tahoe's morning commute. What's yours like?

By: Tammy

August 22

These conditions SUCK! I'm gonna ask for my money back.

By: Chuck

August 22

Not even anti gravity Flying Saucer vacuums can overpower Tim eddy's white knuckle grip.

By: Tammy

August 22

She is going to make such a beautiful bride! Tim did promise to marry the Ho-Ho right?

By: Ron

August 22

Tim Eddy pushes the world out of orbit

By: Tammy

August 22

Oh ForFrakSake Tim! Lay off the Ho-Ho's before K2 drops you like an Airblasted Twinkie.

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim thought this would help him become a member of the Ho-Ho-Homeland Security Saturation Team. (No really, they are a real group of Ho-Ho's.)

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim promised he's never show the pics he took of the Ho-Ho. Liar!

By: Tammy

August 22

The real Seven Deadly Sins: Bad tipping, Ferret owning, Spam, Cold Callers, Passing the Herp, Watching Real Housewives, And Doing a Ho-Ho in public.

By: Tammy

August 22

"When Ho-Ho's Attack!" The Movie. Coming to a theater near you soon. Or as soon as they finish it. It's been an incredibly long season, they may be a while.

By: Tammy

August 22

I've heard of a lot of crazy things to try to cure hiccups but THIS takes the Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 22

I know it looks odd, but that is the only way to get in the K2 Post Season Party Bunker.

By: Tammy

August 22

Ho-Ho's don't fall far from the tree.

By: Tammy

August 22

What in God's Earth is Tim doing? Oh, that is God's Earth.

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim should of done a hotter Ho-Ho. That one's got some stank on it.

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim has tried to stop, but he's addicted to Ho-Ho's. They are worse than crack. Choco-holicism.

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim will pay the price for doing that Ho-Ho. Probably the cost of a trip to the free clinic.

By: Tammy

August 22

Tim will Take a Grenade for that Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 22

It had been a long day. Tim's getting a Happy Ending with that Ho-Ho.

By: NENETTE SEAUX

August 21

I CAN DO A HANDSTAND SIDEWAYS AND YOU CAN'T, NA NA NANA NA

By: gnarfunkel

August 20

scrapin' at the rez...

By: Tammy

August 20

Somebody better slap a tobacco warning label on Tim. He has One Smokin' Ho-Ho!

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim is going to Hype(r) extend his Proto Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim showered and shaved for that dirty ho-ho. He's gonna need another bath.

By: Tammy

August 20

If it weren't for the cheeky innuendo, this would just be a picture of an empty red Tshirt & some lovely trees.

By: Tammy

August 20

If Tim's arms give out he's gonna totally beav that Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's going down on that Ho-Ho with nothing but a light beard to protect himself.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim thought this was an audition for the new reality show "Real Ho-Ho's of Lake Tahoe".

By: Tammy

August 20

All of them Ho-Ho's are gonna change once Kim Kardasian gets married.

By: Tammy

August 20

That Ho-Ho is such a cheap trick every amateur has done it.

By: Tammy

August 20

This is Tim's way of celebrating that ho-ho Kate Plus 8 show being cancelled.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's Ho-Ho was so good it made the "Hot Slut of the Day" section on Dlisted.com

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's Ho-Ho can be found under the Twitter hashtag #Fun&Filth.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's Ho-Ho is Belligerent!....I mean Legitimate.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's going Full Jihad on that Ho-Ho. Go Bitch Go!

By: Tammy

August 20

Somebody better slap a tobacco warning label on Tim. He has on Smokin Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Shhhhhh! Don't tell Tim, but I already found what he's looking for up there.

By: Tammy

August 20

The extension! The physical grace! Those ballet classes his momma made him go to are really paying off.

By: Tammy

August 20

Hostage negotiators are on there way to talk Tim down. He's been up there a long time with that ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim had to leave the Ho-Ho there. K2 wouldn't let him bring it on the tour.

By: Tammy

August 20

I thought Tim's ho-ho was in tents. Get it?

By: Tammy

August 20

That's impressive. I've never seen anyone play "Stiff as a Board, Light as a Feather" by themselves before.

By: Tammy

August 20

I hope that ho-ho has the morning after pill ready.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's been accused of a lot worse than "doing a Dirty Ho-Ho".

By: Tammy

August 20

No one thought the cell phone towers that resemble a tree looked realistic so the company is testing new design concepts. This one is the "snowboarder" made to blend in with it's surroundings better.

By: Tammy

August 20

He just wanted to be the best Tim Eddy Tim Eddy could be, but has he raised the bar with this ho-ho?

By: Tammy

August 20

Don't tase me bro! It's just a ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

He took a pretty serious frontal impact with that ho-ho. The airbags should have gone off.

By: Tammy

August 20

And the search for the Holy Grail continues. Tim really thought he was on the right track this time.

By: Tammy

August 20

We didn't have a coin with us but I called right. Tails it is!"

By: Tammy

August 20

He'll never be able to deny he did that ho-ho. He's leaving his DNA is all over it.

By: Tammy

August 20

You could search all winter and never see a dirtier Ho-Ho..Wait, it's August!

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's filming a Trick Tits shred video on "How to do a Ho-Ho"....I mean Trick Tips video...Lord I apologize.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's staked out like a baby goat in a Jurassic Park movie.

By: Tammy

August 20

It's all fun & games until the toothless redneck comes out of the woods and takes you for his ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Despite societies prejudices, Tim is completely committed to that ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

It's just a quicky with a ho-ho. Nothing to get your panties in a bunch about.

By: Tammy

August 20

I don't know why Tim's wife won't let him do as many ho-ho's as he wants to. Seems a bit sexist, but I'm sure she has her reasons.

By: Tammy

August 20

"Will It Blend?" video of the day. No it won't. Tim's a tough ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim decided to take a stand on the issue of global warming. He thinks this small patch of dirt will do.

By: Tammy

August 20

August 2011....News Flash....There's a heat wave warning issued for the sierras. Gee the high might reach 70.

By: Tammy

August 20

My potential future ex-husband is doing that dirty ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's salute to our military. Keeping us safe & secure 24/7. HO-RA!

By: Tammy

August 20

The incredibly long season has really helped Tim build his endurance. He can do a ho-ho all night.

By: Tammy

August 20

Quick call Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford! The aliens captured Tim.

By: Tammy

August 20

Got global warming? Not Tim and his Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's rethinking the whole global warming debate. THIS IS AUGUST in Tahoe? Bring on more global warming!

By: Tammy

August 20

The lifts finally closed for 2001 on July 4th. Tim found a place to stash his Ho Ho from August through reopening at Halloween. .....It COULD happen! Viva la Nina.

By: Tammy

August 20

Tahoe's campgrounds are all open by May unless you have this much snow in August. Poor Tim. He's just going to have to keep back country boarding until October this year.

By: Tammy

August 20

Got August?

By: Tammy

August 20

Tim's Flipped Out that his regular hiking trail is still covered with snow in August! It's there somewhere Tim. Keep looking.

By: mit ydde

August 20

Tim of the Mountain.. at least he missed the tree.

By: Zach Harvey

August 19

"The first flower of spring."

By: Jenn Gren

August 19

What a Ho-Ho text looks like (look upside down): 370HSSV 0773H

By: david

August 19

hand stand pushups while snowboarding. no time to slack off on workin out

By: Tammy

August 19

***************QUESTION FOR ADMINISTRATION***************** *********************************************************** Are the lost posts between the 11th and 5pm on the 17th going to be salvaged and reposted? I assume there was some kind of glitch when the website changes were made. ***************************************************************

By: dustin

August 19

new fitness technique (hoho up)

By: Tammy

August 18

Tim's never been EDGIER and he's hanging with a ROUGH crowd these days. Here he is with his GOLD DIGGIN Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 18

Tim is literally knuckles deep in that dirty ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 18

Tim's branching out by adding a bit of parkour in the mix-a-tricks.

By: Tammy

August 18

The fire danger signs in the Tahoe National Forest say "Low Fire Danger Today" but Tim's hot ho-ho just increased the risk.

By: Grover Scott

August 18

Reach for the sky.

By: Jack

August 18

Has anyone seen my Santa Hat? I swear I dropped it around here somewhere...

By: Tammy

August 17

Son, I only did your mother coz she's a dirty Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 11

A little dirt never hurt anyone.

By: Tammy

August 11

Usually Tim doesn't bring his ho-ho's out in broad daylight. It embarrasses his mother.

By: Tammy

August 11

You know Tim's going to end up on the Maury Povich show for doing this ho-ho. "TIM, YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

By: Tammy

August 11

Gee the new pictures coming back from the Hubble telescope are so clear. Wait! PULL BACK, PULL BACK, I can see Tim doing a ho-ho! Oh, MY EYES, MY EYES!

By: Tammy

August 11

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It's been 5 days since my last confession. I've been doing ho-ho's.

By: Tammy

August 11

Sure make fun of Tim. But while he was doing this, you were probably wasting your life on Facebook.

By: Tammy

August 11

That halfpipe could do with a bit of maintenance. Someone dial the concierge desk and get the ground crew out here. Mr. Eddy could use some assistance.

By: Tammy

August 11

That halfpipe could do with a bit of maintenance. Someone dial the concierge desk and get the ground crew out here. Mr.

By: Tammy

August 11

Tim Eddy is The STIG!

By: Tammy

August 11

This is an odd "I Surrender!" stance. Who's he giving up to?

By: marsgrafx

August 11

JAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!! STTOOPPPP THIS CRAZY THING!! I WANT TO GET OFF

By: Tammy

August 11

Try THAT in your living room with your Kinect, or your damn WII controller!

By: marsgrafx

August 11

See i told you i didnt need a belt!

By: Tammy

August 11

Tim's dominating and abusing that ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 11

Tim's gettin his freak on with the ho-ho. Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

By: Tammy

August 11

Tim is one of the biggest ASS's in snowboarding today. I mean Action Sports Stars. Tim might also be an ass, how should I know.

By: Tammy

August 11

That's not really Tim, this was CGI'd on some kid's computer.

By: Tammy

August 11

U.S.S. Eddy- Sub Commander- DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

By: Tammy

August 11

Bracing for impact! Don't be alarmed, there's a spot big enough for the medivac to land if something goes wrong. Problem is, they don't know where they are....On 2nd thought, BE ALARMED! Tim ABORT ABORT ABORT!

By: Tammy

August 11

Snowboarding is a religion to Tim. He's prostrating himself to God & praying the Sierra is dumped on hard again next year. Viva La Nińa!

By: Tammy

August 11

My gaydar doesn't work properly when a guy is inverted. Someone flip him back over and I'll run another scan.

By: Tammy

August 11

He had to. It was on his bucket list.

By: Jen

August 10

"Look at me! I be planking midair . . . swag."

By: Michael H.

August 10

We are Riders! Our Sons and Daughters Shall be Riders! We Shall Deeply Root Ourselves to Times Indefinite to the Sport & the Passion of Snow Boarding, Just as Trees Root Themselves to The Mountains, So Shall We! To All My Fellow Brothers, We Shall Own The Ride!

By: Tammy

August 10

Made with no artificial ingredients.

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim should wear a lot more protection when he's messin with a Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 10

It's ok. He's got his "I've fallen and I can't get up" pendant on.

By: Tammy

August 10

I've told Tim over and over not to mess around on the chairlift. He's finally fallen off.

By: Tammy

August 10

Did he miss a gate? Oh, this isn't a boarder-X accident then?

By: Tammy

August 10

There's a jealous cougar watchin Tim ignore her and pull a Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 10

Livin la vida Ho Ho!

By: Tammy

August 10

There's a warrant out for Tim's arrest for murdering this Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 10

Ewwww! I squished a slug!

By: Tammy

August 10

Ok, I'll do a Ho-Ho but if I fall on my no-no you have to kiss my boo-boo.

By: Tammy

August 10

Yoshi "Do It!"...Tim "No! It's gonna hurt""....That's what she said.

By: Tammy

August 10

"I can't do it. It's too hard!"...That's what she said.

By: Tammy

August 10

Gosh I hope the nail polish from his manicure is dry.

By: Tammy

August 10

Gloria Allred is calling a press conference to tell all the papers that Tim is a pimp and she has the picture of the ho-ho to prove it.

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim's the victim here. That ho-ho set him up. Now he's upside down.

By: Tammy

August 10

You can bet Gloria Allred is already representing that ho-ho . Poor Tim.

By: Tammy

August 10

A lovely picture of an erection captured here. The tree. I mean the tree! Not Tim! Well Tim may have a lovely erection too. I really wouldn't know. Ask the ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 10

In this picture, Tim shows us an excellent example of shrinkage. The snowpack people, I'm talking about the snowpack.

By: Tammy

August 10

It's colder than it looks. I see headlights.

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim makes a lousy sundial.

By: Tammy

August 10

"49-50. Ready or not, here I come!"

By: Tammy

August 10

Whatever he lost, he aint gonna find it there, cause I got it. Shhhh. Don't tell him, let him keep looking.

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim wants fries with lunch. He's looking for taters.

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim! Put that back where you found it!

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim's feelin' up that dirty ho-ho. Naughty Tim.

By: Tammy

August 10

Can anyone else see the guy in the ghillie suit? No? Just me then.

By: Tammy

August 10

This ho-ho would like to show the entire SNOWBOARDER staff a good time. Call me!

By: Tammy

August 10

DIRT BANK! Who you calling a dirt bank?

By: Tammy

August 10

Tim's planting some K2 Bambooyah!

By: Tammy

August 10

No one is going to accuse Tim of P-Tex abuse. His sintered base is still pristine.

By: Tammy

August 10

I wasn't aware K2 started making snowboards out of Flubber.

By: Tammy

August 10

Out of embarrassment, the snow is beating a hasty retreat from Tim's ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 10

(In Johnny Carson's voice)- "Tim's ho-ho is so dirty"... (Audience reply) "How dirty is it?"... (Johnny's answer) "His ho-ho is so dirty even the snow won't come near it." Ba-dum-bump.

By: Anton

August 10

I think that little white rabbit went down this hole.

By: Brennan

August 9

and boom goes the dynomite

By: Tammy

August 9

Most boarders are just too embarrassed to bring their ho-ho's out in public. Not Tim Eddy.

By: Tammy

August 9

One "Leave No Trace" rule is to bury your fecal matter 12" deep & 100' from a creek. Tim's clearly not that far from the creek and he's burying that ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

That's one fug ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim really wasn't in the mood for a Ho-Ho that day, so he switched it at the last minute to a Humbug.

By: Tammy

August 9

I don't think you can call this a real Ho-Ho, at best it's a chuckle.

By: Tammy

August 9

After a late night doing the Santa Pub Crawl, Tim pulled a ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

It looks easy, but if Tim messes up, he could be ho-ho-hospitalized.

By: Tammy

August 9

This is an extremely dangerous move. Tim is exposing himself to (No not in that way): Lyme disease, ice burn, deep vein thrombosis from prolonged flight, vertigo, jammed fingernails, carpal tunnel, and splinters. He's still being treated for the fungal infection he got from the ho- ho he did last week. He's risking his health for the sake of our amusement.

By: Tammy

August 9

I blame Tim's choices on egg nog abuse. He should never have done the ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

Where my ho-ho(es) at?

By: Tammy

August 9

He won't be taking that ho-ho home to meet his momma.

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim pulled a ho-ho at happy hour. Now, the question is.... am I talking about snowboarding?

By: Tammy

August 9

How much leverage was he trying to get here, and what was he trying to lift?

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim has high class ho-ho there.

By: Tammy

August 9

Ho, Ho! Yellow Snow! is a game of skill and precision. Your job is to help Tim use his amazing writing implement and magical yellow ink to join up the. ....Oh, that's just sick. Lord, I apologize.

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim better watch out for the Chocodiles while he's doing that Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim's a ho-ho-hustler.

By: Sam

August 9

Hey.. Since when did gravity go that way up?

By: Tammy

August 9

Ho by definition: "Used as a call to attract attention." Um, ok, but why?

By: Tammy

August 9

How can this be a ho-ho if all you hear is ha-ha when you do one?

By: Tammy

August 9

"Yo-ho-ho, it's a pirates life for me"...Uh-oh, Tim's run aground.

By: Tammy

August 9

Ho ho is what Santa Clause says when he sees yo momma and yo sista in the same room.

By: Tammy

August 9

I can't say I ever seen a bigger Ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho Tim, easy there boy.

By: Jerkface

August 9

Tim Eddy will always beat you in a game of human air darts. Don't even try.

By: Tammy

August 9

That's some Ho-ho-cus Pocus there.

By: Jerkface

August 9

Super compressed helium tech air cores were going to be released this season until the team started testing them out.

By: Tammy

August 9

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum. No, make mine a Jagermeister.

By: Tammy

August 9

T. Eddy Sciss-ho-r-hands.

By: Tammy

August 9

Timrannos-ho-rus Rex

By: Tammy

August 9

After he was done, Tim peed on that spot to mark his territory.

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim's heels-over-head for that ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

It'll be hard, but Tim will eventually get over this ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

It's a bird... it's a plane... no it's a ho-ho!

By: Tammy

August 9

"HYPE" down Tim!

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim's Hype(r) Ho-Ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

........"Pop Goes the Weasel!"

By: Tammy

August 9

Who's controlling the strings on this marionette? They got him all upside down. Jeesh.

By: Tammy

August 9

Meryl Streep is going to play him in the movie. She doesn't mind playing a ho-ho.

By: Tammy

August 9

And they said water-boarding detainees was cruel and unusual punishment. That's nothing compared to a ho-ho.

By: Willie

August 9

Most likely, Tim got Hardinghammed here

By: Willie

August 9

After crashing into the tree, Tim takes his anger out on its roots, and somehow performs a steezy double handplant. Nice work.

By: Tammy

August 9

Ho-Ho's will give you that sugar high, but there's always the crash afterwards. Should of had a V-8.

By: Tammy

August 9

That dudes lookin hungrrrray, somebody get him a burger and a ho-ho. No wait, Tim's got a ho-ho already. Just the burger then.

By: Willie

August 9

K2 Snowboards team rider Tim Eddy goes balls deep at the base of the tree

By: Tammy

August 9

There's 1 reason most people don't look good executing this trick...."beer gut"

By: Tammy

August 9

Severe Weather Alert Issued for the West Slope of the Sierra Nevada Mtn range. Starting at 2pm Pacific Time, it'll be Timmy with a chance of Ho Ho's. Followed by a cold beer.

By: jo

August 9

My signature trick.....its called flailing

By: Tammy

August 9

Just watching Tim do this makes my acid reflux kick up.

By: Tammy

August 9

Tim's gonna need a bath when he gets home. Dirty, dirty boy!

By: Tammy

August 9

That's how I feel when I click on a Youtube video and get Rick Rolled.

By: Tammy

August 9

I think Tim over reacted a little when he saw he was about to hit a bug.

By: Tammy

August 9

And in 3, 2, 1...ok deactivate the tractor beam!

By: Tammy

August 9

Got dirt?

By: Tammy

August 9

I'd like to see him do this commando in a kilt! Now that's freeriding!

By: Tammy

August 9

Don't make fun. This is a very complicated, intricate trick, requiring a lot of skill, technique and balance. Oh, who am I kidding, any Ho Ho can do it!

By: Tammy

August 9

Shazaam!

By: Tammy

August 9

This trick has gone off. I can hear the flies buzzing.

By: Mike

August 9

I got a FEVER! and the only prescription, is more HO HO's!

By: GABE

August 8

This has got to be in Canada. That's where all the Timmy Ho Ho's are.

By: Dane

August 8

What else but a ho ho with all that wood in the background.

By: Garrett

August 8

SOOOOO... WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE?

By: MARS

August 8

Here we have the infamous Snow Wombat (aka the Park RAT) in his natural habitat. With the melting of the snows watch as he prepares for his Summer hibernation. The Snow Wombat is clever and whiley character. Soon he will dig himself a borrow and begin the long wait for the next seasons snows. In his borrow he will be a strict diet of liquid hops and barley, and HoHo's.

By: Ryan S

August 8

K2 Boards, NOW WITH NEW ANTI GRAVITY TECHNOLOGIES. Who needs rocker ollie pop when you can FLY. Still in testing stage, Tim can't let go or he'll fly away. He's been holding on for a while.

By: Ryan S

August 8

Martians have come for us. And they're taking the Snowboarders first!

By: frelachapelle

August 8

Handstand Push-Up like a BOSS!

By: Tammy

August 8

Somehow the Tea Party is going to get blamed for this too.

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim should really go get a penicillin shot after doing that Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 8

Farmer tan time!

By: Tammy

August 8

Years from now, Tim will show this pic to his grandkids and one of them will shout, "Who's doing the Ho Ho Grandpa". Tim's hearing aid won't be working correctly. He'll yell back, "Your Grandma is not a Ho Ho. How very dare you. Smart arse kids"

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim is a dear dear friend and if I hear you call him a Ho Ho again, I'm gonna give you such a smack!!

By: Tammy

August 8

It's hard for men to be "straight" now a days.

By: Tammy

August 8

♫♫The Hills are alive with the sound of....Ho-Ho's.♫♫

By: Tammy

August 8

At the age of 10, Tim realized he would never be a great actress.

By: Tammy

August 8

This looks like the end of every Roadrunner cartoon. Ho Ho by Acme.

By: Tammy

August 8

I saw this game at the fun park. Tim's playing Whack-a-Mole.

By: Tammy

August 8

He shoulda used a mini tramp to pull off a bigger Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 8

I heard Jerry Springer wants to interview Tim about his Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 8

Jibbin-dirty!

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim claims he was hacked!

By: Tammy

August 8

He insisted on doing this sober. Why?

By: Tammy

August 8

Did you see that! (O-O) Tim slipped on a banana peel.

By: Tammy

August 8

If he were shirtless, we might get a peak of chest cleavage.

By: Tammy

August 8

Just because you can, doesn't always mean you should.

By: Tammy

August 8

For minute I thought he was right side up and that was some Lady GaGa head dress Sh$t going on there.

By: Tammy

August 8

Today was the 6th biggest drop in Wall St. history. Tim's 6th biggest drop was surely caught on camera by Mike Yoshida.

By: Tammy

August 8

What are you doing next Tim? "I'm going to Disneyland".

By: Tammy

August 8

I bet that helmet's taken a lot harder core shots than the one coming up here.

By: Tammy

August 8

That's Tim's "stiffy".

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim's forgot his measuring device, but he was still able to give the hydrologist an accurate measure of the remaining snowpack. Ingenuity.

By: Tammy

August 8

If this were anyone else, I'd say "Roid Rage".

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim is experimenting with the idea of using his own body as an avalanche probe.

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim, just put a little sunblock on next time and you won't have to block the rays with your board.

By: Tammy

August 8

That doesn't look like a restful position.

By: Tammy

August 8

For a split second, I thought this was a "Where's Waldo" picture.

By: Brett Bates

August 8

Tim Eddy's loco ho ho is straight pro pro he's got everyone saying "whoa bro!''

By: Zac

August 8

98, 99, 100

By: Mike O'Dea

August 8

Hey, someone tell Tim he doesn't actually have to "plant" his hands to do a handplant.

By: Tammy

August 8

He's following the white rabbit!

By: Tammy

August 8

This is the only way Tim could get this song out of his head. "I-Ho, I-Ho, it's off to work we go."

By: Juliette S.

August 8

The ho ho; the only snowboard trick gnarly enough to get Chuck Norris's attention.

By: Tammy

August 8

I'd like to see him do the Ho Ho in a T.Eddy.

By: Tammy

August 8

Tim "look a flower". Awe.

By: Tammy

August 8

This is "hands down" Tim's favorite trick.

By: Tammy

August 7

Take that Airblaster! Now, what do I want on my pizza?

By: Tammy

August 7

Tim told his sponsor K2 that he's not coming down "Ever". Get it? K2 Ever bindings.

By: Tammy

August 7

Nothing you've seen in the picture above wasn't Made in the USA. Refreshing isn't it?

By: Tammy

August 7

I K2 because I am.

By: Tammy

August 7

K2 or not to K2? That's not even a question.

By: Tammy

August 7

I hate it when you get to the best part of the movie and the friggin DVR didn't record the rest of the action!

By: Tammy

August 7

Your in flight movie will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.

By: Tammy

August 7

Assume the position!

By: Evan

August 7

K2, We make it so you'll never want to leave your board!

By: Matthew

August 7

serious erosion controll

By: Evan

August 7

"All grass no ass"

By: Tammy

August 7

They obviously needed the snow groomer and the groundskeeper out that day.

By: miguel

August 7

Going down is never as much fun when you SPECIFICALLY asked them to cut the hedges first; ho ho's are so inconsiderate!

By: Chris McGuire

August 6

98, 99, 100! no sweat.

By: Tammy

August 6

Perfect cartwheel!

By: LMcC

August 6

ATLAS: "Hey Tim, can you hold this for a minute?"

By: Ijust$#!+mypants

August 6

"T-shirt time awwwwwwwwe yeah!"

By: Ijust$#!+mypants

August 6

you think one handed push ups are tough, try no legged push ups!

By: Andie Doody

August 6

You can't be a beast if you don't have k2 ;)

By: John

August 6

Back Country work out.

By: Tammy

August 5

"Damn, I think I just got a splinter".

By: Tammy

August 5

I bet he wishes he didn't have that big greasy lunch now. Little bit a mouth vom there Tim?

By: Tammy

August 5

Every newbie to yoga thinks they can go straight to the inverted poses. Start with the basics people.

By: Tammy

August 5

(In Yoda's voice)- "The Force is strong with you HO-B-One-Tim-Obi.

By: Tammy

August 5

Director yells- "Cut...Ok, bring in the stuntman".

By: Tammy

August 5

Who decides what tricks are Old School anyway? I hope whoever it is had the right edgemucation.

By: Tammy

August 5

So far today there were 48 comments left and only 4 of them aren't mine. Come on people, jump in, the water is fine. There's a lovely prize in it for you if you win.

By: Tammy

August 5

Let's rename it the "ho2 Invert". Does anyone second that motion?

By: Tammy

August 5

If snowboarding started in the early 80's, and Tim Eddy was born in 1986, can we really call this trick Old School? I'm not sure what kinda math you'd have to do to even calculate that. T - 80's = ho2

By: Tammy

August 5

At this very moment, Tim asked himself... "Did I zip the pocket my car keys and wallet are in? God I hope I did."

By: Tammy

August 5

Since everything has to be so flippin politically correct these days, we better call this a 2 Handed Invert and not a Ho Ho. NOT! Call a Ho a Ho!

By: Josh

August 5

Lets do some upside-down snowboarding push-ups! Ready 1, 2, 3....

By: Tammy

August 5

Too....Much.....Forward.....Lean!

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim really needs to have the shop check his forward lean adjustment.

By: Tammy

August 5

Can you hear me now?????

By: Tammy

August 5

Someone told Tim the skiing was better "down under" and he should check it out.

By: Tammy

August 5

Obviously Tim's a "Hucker" Definition= One who throws himself/herself wildly through the air and does not land on his/her feet.

By: Tammy

August 5

This is not the time you want to look down at your landing and see YELLOW SNOW!

By: Tammy

August 5

And they said it couldn't be done... wait I just checked Snopes... no one ever said that.

By: Tammy

August 5

The look on Yoshida's face =O

By: Tammy

August 5

Who u callin a Ho!

By: Tammy

August 5

Way to own the Ho Ho Tim!

By: Tammy

August 5

It's not just Tiger Woods out there with the Ho Ho's, Tim's got his own.

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim Eddy!...Come on down!....Your the next contestant on Stick that Ho Ho.......No really.....Come on down!

By: Trey-D

August 5

99-100

By: Tammy

August 5

But can he do it when it really counts, in front of millions of people on America's Got Talent? Cause if no one is voting, it's just rehearsals.

By: Tammy

August 5

I know this looks like fun and games to all of us, but this is a serious disease. Tim just can't stop doing this cold turkey.The withdrawals from recreational use of a summer Ho Ho are not a thing to joke about. He will probably have to start using synthetic snow and cut down slowly under medical supervision.

By: Tammy

August 5

Poor Tim....All play and no work will drive a man to this!...We should all be so lucky. Poor Tim!

By: Tammy

August 5

(Walks up to podium)....Hello. My name is Tim.... (crowd: "Hello Tim).... It's been 29 days since my last Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 5

That looks dangerous. Tim should have a spotter.

By: Tammy

August 5

I'll say it for you guys today. Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy, Tammy..... Well come on then, entertain me! 26 days to go!

By: Tammy

August 5

Gosh I hope Tim doesn't lose his sponsorship. I hear some companies have a strict "No getting caught with a Ho Ho" clause.

By: Tammy

August 5

That's one tight Ho Ho (!)

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim's gonna be one tired ass (_zzz_) after this Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim can be such a smart ass (_E=mc2_) Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 5

Some people say a Ho Ho is dumb ass (_?_)

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim's got money coming outa his Ho Ho (_$_)

By: Tammy

August 5

Leave my Ho Ho alone (_X_)

By: Tammy

August 5

That's one fat Ho Ho (___!___)

By: Tammy

August 5

Kiss my Ho Ho (_x_)

By: Tammy

August 5

This is a Ho Ho that's been around (_o_)

By: Tammy

August 5

This is your Ho Ho on crack (_*_)

By: Tammy

August 5

While Tim was pulling the Ho Ho, Yoshida was Emooning him. This is what Tim saw (_!_)

By: Tammy

August 5

Just click.....Like (^) or Dislike (;P)

By: Tammy

August 5

I wonder how much of that dirt is dirt? Ewwwwwww! Somebody hand Tim a baby wipe, or some hand sanitizer.

By: Tammy

August 5

K2’s VIBRATION FORCE FIELD HARSHMELLOW is a magical compound that maximizes FUN by decreasing negative vibes, leg burn and rough landings. That's Tim's secret to the perfect Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim's proving the K2's Hybrilight construction IS "better on hill and greener for the hill".

By: Tammy

August 5

K2's Harshmellow is a magical product, it has anti-gravity properties!

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim had to Ho Ho, a grind woulda trashed the Hype.

By: Tammy

August 5

Well you didn't expect him to grind this feature did ya?

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim thought this would fix the antenna issue on his Iphone 4.

By: Chris

August 5

Must hold on! Can't let the Snowboard Sponsor Cash tractor beam suck me into a life of pipe contests and urban rail shoots. Must keep it real.

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim won't make the cover of the Wheaties box, but maybe Hostess will pick him up for the Ho Ho box.

By: Tammy

August 5

Tim's rockin the skinny jeans for the Ho Ho's.

By: Mikey

August 5

With all the backcountry sled access going on these days, Tim Eddy gets environmentally concious and tries to lessen his carbon footprint by leaving a double hand print instead. Tim Eddy - Ho Ho plant, somewhere in California.

By: Joe

August 4

Putting in the ho ho reps. Up next, ding dong push ups. Tim Eddy getting his beach body ready for the snow hoes.

By: nate

August 4

Must..not...touch...board...on...dirt...

By: JayB

August 4

"If I stay here long enough, a Sasquatch is bound to come by and blow me..."

By: Briannaaa

August 4

Ho (This is how I get a hard on) Ho

By: Tammy

August 4

That smutty tree next to him is clearly naked. So Tim's isn't the only Ho Ho on that bank.

By: Tammy

August 4

I think it would have been worth Tim's time to just undo the bindings and climb the hill like everyone else.

By: Tammy

August 4

This picture is missing something....hmmmmm..... Mariachis!

By: Tammy

August 4

The POV photo is just gonna look weird.

By: Tammy

August 4

It wasn't the lack of rotation that hurt Tim's final score. The diving judges could clearly see that Tim's legs weren't together and he was not fully vertical upon entry into the...wait.... that's not water.

By: Tammy

August 4

This must be that invisible bungee boarding I read about.

By: Tammy

August 4

Tim's only excuse is that Justin Bieber was playing on his ipod at the time of this trick.

By: Tammy

August 4

Maybe the Ho Ho was named in Ta-Ho-e.

By: Tammy

August 4

Tahoe, your roots are showing! Tim doesn't seem to mind.

By: Tammy

August 4

The paparrazi caught Tim with his dirty Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 4

When they said Tim was "holding bank", I thought they meant he was loaded with cash.

By: Tyler

August 4

My money is on the tree in the handstand contest...

By: Tammy

August 4

Just like Chamillionaire's lyrics say- The patrollers have been trying to catch Tim "Ridin Dirty". Here's the evidence.

By: Sonic

August 4

Thats right ladies on the ski lift.... very flexible

By: Emily k.

August 4

"some people snowboard on their feet in the snow, pros learn to do it on their hands anywhere they go"

By: david

August 3

"Just like Pat Bridges, Tim Eddy loves them hoe-hoes"

By: Shane

August 3

Hey man....keep off the snow!

By: Shane

August 3

Just give it to Tammy

By: Not Tammy

August 3

Gay

By: Not Tammy

August 3

This ho ho is almost as sweet as the tindy Eddy threw down earlier

By: Andrew

August 3

Roots. Rock. Ho Ho

By: k24you

August 3

Thats like punching mother nature in the face.

By: k24you

August 3

Tim Eddy just punched the earth. sorry bout it.

By: Jerkface

August 3

Don't worry about it. Tim Eddy is just doing some land training for the reintroduction of barefoot water ski jumping to the X games.

By: Jerkface

August 3

With all the hype about Tim Eddy, he has been having trouble staying grounded. He can't seem to figure out which way is up or down.

By: Jerkface

August 3

Imitation is considered the highest form of flattery, but imitating the tree next to him is unheard of.

By: Kyle

August 3

He is training his board to become one with the air so he can get huge air in the park!

By: Tammy

August 3

Tim proves he meets the Men's Olympic Gymnastic's requirement of a "Press to Handstand", but can he accomplish the "Scissors" on the Pommel Horse?

By: Tammy

August 3

Tim's pillow line is a bit gritty in AUGUST!

By: Jerkface

August 3

There's a lot of criticism over snowboarding turning into olympic level gymnastics. Tim Eddy tries to stay one step ahead.

By: Tammy

August 3

Until Windells is opened at Boreal, Tim and Mike will keep findings ways of entertaining themselves in the back country.

By: Tammy

August 3

You don't like backcountry snowboard pics? Then this is nacho thang!

By: Tammy

August 3

Lassie led the rescuers right too Timmy. He almost fell into the well.

By: Tammy

August 3

That's not a Ho Ho. Tim's throwing a tantrum like a 2 year old because Yoshida told him they had to hike more for a good shot.

By: Tammy

August 3

Tim Eddy- 1st place winner of the "2011 No Really, Winter's Over" event. Tim also placed 2nd, and 3rd. Unfortunately, no other competitors showed up. They were out wakeboarding.

By: Tammy

August 3

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. Tim is still looking at his thumb along with every other man that reads this.

By: Kyle

August 3

my grandma taught me that trick

By: Tanner Raimer

August 3

Dang, I didn't even make the cover with this shot. I gotta go bigger...

By: Tammy

August 3

Tim shoulda refused the field sobriety test and demanded a breathalyzer. He is drunk right?

By: Tammy

August 3

That's the exact position Sandra Bullock wanted to see her ex husband in after she caught him with that Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 3

That's not Tim. That's Elmo!

By: Tammy

August 3

Tim's salute to Ryan Dunn.

By: Tammy

August 3

He was pushed!

By: Tammy

August 3

That last one is dedicated to John and David. Love ya!

By: Tammy

August 3

Tim, Tim, Tim...It's suppose to be "Over the river and through the woods".

By: Dan

August 3

Another day at the mountain doing some research, Eddy's just checking to see how far the top soil eroded.

By: Dan

August 3

Another day at the Mountain doing some research, yoshida's just checking to see how far the soil erosion slid.

By: Justin

August 3

the new phenomena, mid-air planking

By: mark chaos

August 3

Tohohoho!!!

By: Andrew

August 3

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ho hos will never hurt me

By: Eric

August 3

So whenever Chuck Norris does Push Ups he doesn't Push himself up, he pushes the world down. Screw that I do too!

By: Little Jeff

August 3

Strangely, while performing one of the gayest tricks in modern snowboarding, this is the "straightest" Tim Eddy will ever get.

By: DerekB

August 3

Tim Eddy redefines no-boarding

By: rjeezyfsheezy

August 3

"Would you look at that... RedBull does give you wings! HA"

By: taye dune

August 3

two words MAN PLANT!

By: David

August 3

YoYo Tammy chill down I see you really want demma K2 ^^ ha But why don't you copy Tim and Go out to practice some Ho-Ho ??? Or just grab a coffe and a Snowboarder and do it on da floor ;)

By: manny

August 3

Tim Eddy finds a way to get his hands dirty

By: rlf

August 3

F-OFF rapture! Dollar drafts at the bar tonight, I'll be up there later.

By: tavis

August 3

With his red shirt, Tim Eddy just may be Santa Clause. This ho ho is pretty impressive for a man that is over a thousand years old.

By: Michael

August 3

On Superman's day off Tim Eddy was recruited to push the Earth back into orbit to avoid sure destruction from an incoming asteroid. What has your boarding done lately?

By: MIKE

August 3

" Stay tuned for next week, I'll be showing you how to do c*ck push ups."

By: kyle

August 3

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4.

By: pedro

August 3

Even with the busy schedule Tim Eddy found time to do some push ups.. some real man push up!

By: adam

August 2

gnarly trick or tragedy in the making?

By: Cody

August 2

Tim Hanging 10?

By: Cody

August 2

Hang 10?

By: holla

August 2

Tim lost his wallet in mid february...

By: chill

August 2

Tim gets in touch with his roots

By: Richard

August 2

Tim Eddy reached for the handplant, when all-of-a-sudden--gravity fails.

By: Gabe

August 2

DAMN this dirt smells good

By: Shane

August 2

I call this the two-handed cyclone

By: John

August 2

Jesus, Tammy needs to give the comments a break

By: Dirk

August 2

Scenes from 'In your face': the lost episodes.

By: larrytime

August 2

yo dude call my phone I think I found it.

By: andy v

August 2

With the appearance of snow, the north American snow shredder starts to burrow in for the winter......

By: Tyler

August 2

I'm pretty sure that keg was there 5 minutes ago....

By: Alex

August 2

Most times, Tim would catch a disease (doing ho ho's gloveless and all), but this ho ho is actually clean.

By: phil

August 2

getting ready for the am body builders contest im kind of a big deal.

By: erika

August 2

I'm not ready to be raptured! There's still so much snowboarding left to do!

By: Tammy

August 2

Charlie Sheen trademarked "winning" and "Ho Ho". Any minute now you're going to be slapped with an injunction to cease and desist.

By: ollie mcfilth

August 2

better than the double cork.... the double hander

By: Tanya

August 2

The Ho-ho. You know they're not the healthiest, but sometimes they just look so good. Tim Eddy plants a tasty one.

By: Connor

August 2

F triple corks, double handplants are in.............

By: Dirk

August 2

Hey, the eighties called and want their trick back!

By: connor

August 2

wait theres no beer in this

By: Dirk

August 2

Tim Eddy manages to keep the dirt off his shoulder.

By: Dirk

August 2

Your Ho Ho looks good, and I'm real happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.

By: Dirk

August 2

There are better, and less literal ways to return to your roots.

By: Tammy

August 2

This is the only stance that really lets a snowboarder snow off their guns.

By: Dirk

August 2

After the success of the best Method contest at the Winter X Games, Tim Eddy prepares for their new best Ho Ho contest.

By: Tammy

August 2

I'd like to personally thank Tim for showing some skin, but not too much skin. Boxer shorts and plumbers crack is so last year.

By: Dirk

August 2

Tim Eddy has been paranoid ever since he watched Snakes on a Plane.

By: Tammy

August 2

That campsite is reserved Tim.

By: Dirk

August 2

This is what happens when snowboarders do simulation footage for video games.

By: Tammy

August 2

If Tim likes the snow so much, why is he off playing in the dirt?

By: Tammy

August 2

Don't go into the light Tim!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Tammy

August 2

You said THIS was a groomed run!!!

By: Tammy

August 2

Still snowboarding in CA in August without paying for a lift ticket= Priceless. Reimbursing Search and Rescue, & paying for Life Flight to Sutter Roseville= Xpensive indeed!

By: Tammy

August 2

Wait...What's that?...Is someone laughing?....Yoshida, you told me this was cool?...Why are they laughing?

By: the Dolly Llama

August 2

Here's Tim Eddy, doing some ho-ho push ups for the pro-hoes down in SoCo. Beach season is just around the corner.

By: Tammy

August 2

K2 asked Tim to try out an experimental base material on the Hype snowboard. They didn't expect it repel snow so drastically. Might need to tone it down a bit. It's snow-phobic.

By: Dirk

August 2

Tim Eddy picked up some extra work doing some stunt doubling for a new season of Kenny vs. Spenney.

By: Dirk

August 2

When you lose a bet, you don't want people taking pictures.

By: Tammy

August 2

Tim Eddy...Sponsored by: K2 / Porters Tahoe/ I'mgonnaneedaneckbrace.com/ Ishouldofwornahelmet.org/ who'syodaddy.net/ yada-yada-yada

By: Erik armold

August 2

"a Bro Ho" there everywhere these days!

By: Tammy

August 2

Tim's Ho Ho was perfect, but I'd like to see him pull off a Ding Dong. Wait that just sounds wrong. Get your minds outta the gutter. Oh you filthy......

By: ARMORY

August 2

this isn't where i parked my car...

By: Tammy

August 2

For his next trick, Tim is going to try and pull off the Little Debbie Swiss Cake Roll. But it won't be quite as good as the Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 2

1 Hostess Ho Ho= 123 calories/ 5.6 grams of fat/ 18 carbs/ 73 mg of sodium. Oh who cares! They are chocolatey deliciousness and I bet if you lick Tim, he tastes a bit like chocolate too.

By: Connor

August 2

Tim is getting his santa skills on with this ho-ho

By: G baby

August 2

From the people that brought you sports like parkour! and planking! they are here to present to you the newest sensation sweeping the nation SNOKOURING!!!!!!!!! snokouring takes the energetic gymnastic ability of parkour! and the weirdness of holding your body in an ackward position until your friend takes a picture of planking! Dont waste your winter being boring start SNOKOURING!!!!!!!!!

By: Tammy

August 2

Ho Ho's, one of America's favorite treats since 1967. Tim Eddy, one of America's favorite treats since 1986.

By: Wild Bill

August 2

Who would be more impressed by Tim Eddie's patented "rigor mortis" ho-ho plant, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee? Trick question: Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee!

By: Tammy

August 2

Friends don't let friends Ho Ho.

By: Tammy

August 2

Unfortunately Search and Rescue workers finally located Tim's partially thawed body posed in this exact position. It appears Tim was trying to pull off a Ho Ho but got stuck in a tree well. If only he'd been wearing a beacon during the storm.

By: Tammy

August 2

Both the launch and orbit were a success, but can Tim pull off the re-entry?

By: Tammy

August 2

Yes, yes, Yoshida can capture this digitally, and that's fine. But can he do it in pen and ink, or an oil painting? I think not. Hold that pose Tim!

By: cvezie

August 2

Crossfit its not just a trend, Its a friggen life style !!!

By: Tammy

August 2

Hi-de-hi, Ho-de-ho, Ruh-oh!

By: birdrider

August 2

Meanwhile in Australia......

By: Tammy

August 2

No ho ho bro!

By: Tammy

August 2

Just because Tim does the occasional ho ho, you automatically think he's easy. You're so judgmental.

By: Tammy

August 2

Squirrel!!!!!!!

By: Tammy

August 2

If you ho ho in the woods and there's nobody there to see it, did you ho ho?

By: Tammy

August 2

Does a bear ho ho in the woods?

By: Ryan4187

August 2

I drink milk, so I can be strong for ladies.(in hilarious russian accent)

By: peter

August 2

hey, guys am i doing this right? hey.. hey! guys where are you going? I can't do this forever.

By: Tammy

August 2

Tim would have got double G.N.A.R. points if he'd have done the Ho Ho NAKED. I guess Little Timmy didn't want to come out and play.

By: brett

August 2

snowboarding is progessing so fast....

By: Tammy

August 2

Tim said "He aint coming down until Obama signs the budget deal". Too bad Tim doesn't have decent cellphone coverage in that canyon. He'd know he can come down now.

By: Tammy

August 2

Now we all know how Timmmaaaaayyyy on Southpark ended up in the wheelchair!...And as Larry the Cable Guy would say "Lord, I apologize for that". But Timmy "got er done".

By: David

August 2

Timmy's gonna crack his head today

By: Shredda

August 2

....97....98....99....100 Push ups!

By: west paty

August 2

Big pimp Tim Eddy shows hes the king of ho... ho's

By: Tammy

August 2

That move is known as a "Back Handspring to Creekside". Very nice! That's an Olympic quality move there....A summer Olympics quality move, but Olympic quality none the less.

By: Grant

August 2

Oh $h!t, looks like its heads first from hear on out

By: eugene

August 2

not a zeach but a garanteed scorp

By: Tammy

August 2

Take the picture already! Take it... TAKE IT! ... Did you get it? No? Son of a %$#@*

By: Aga Mazurkiewicz

August 2

"The lengths people will go, to not strach their new K2 snowboard"

By: andrew

August 2

I knew I should have taken my snowboard off before climbing that tree.

By: Brian

August 2

-Hey joe, I thought, monkeys belonged in the trees? -Noo no no, Moe. This monkey's got flow, he belongs in the snow.

By: Big Meech

August 2

Okay, I'm erect.....proceed.

By: War Stories

August 2

The day Tim heard slopestyle would be in the olympics he started an intense training regiment of ground 360s, timed split board accents and handstand push ups. Making sure that when 2014 comes and he drops in for his slope run (Disc Man blaring "Down With The Sickness"), and proceeds to double cork in and out of a perfect hoho all of this hard work will have payed off, in gold.

By: John

August 2

Just ten ho ho reps a day and you can get the body that drives all the hoes crazy

By: janf

August 2

"17...18...19 ...just one more of those footless pushups!"

By: Lilly.

August 2

Yosh: "Hey Tim, can you get me a water when you get a second?"

By: Lilly.

August 2

"one thousssanddd one."

By: tyler richtman

August 2

only couple more months till next season gotta get them push ups in

By: themightygavin

August 2

ho ho plank

By: wo wo

August 2

yo yo thats a ho ho

By: Sherlock

August 2

Roots, bloody roots...

By: Brett

August 2

Tim's not afraid to get his ho-ho's a little dirty!

By: Diamond Dave Dauncey

August 2

Tim Eddy."Hey!Yoshida! Get a shot of my new trick!I call it the 'Abominable Ironing board!!" Mike Yoshida."That's great Tim!" (rolls eyes and hankers for a double margarita)

By: David Stroope

August 2

The day the moon stopped and the Ho Ho stood still....

By: David

August 2

If you have performed a Ho-Ho During the day next to some poo-poo and you're heading to the next afterskiparty with a Hoe Yo make sure you wear some good Perfumo ;))

By: Chase

August 2

Handplant the dirt

By: Ryan

August 2

Hostess will never go outta business as long as Tim Eddy is rocking the free world.

By: ryan

August 2

One-hundred-ninety-eight, one-hundred-ninety-nine, two-hundred!!!

By: Rico

August 2

No Inverts?

By: Jake Rivera

August 2

Pimpin' ain't easy...

By: Jedrek

August 2

Got my beard, got my board, gonna get in da wood and do some lazy half flip air twist rock 'n' roll!! Ride away clean, and do a Hoo Hoo spin. Then shake my head, clap my hands, catch a deer with my Yeti friend. Done for fun, not for money, always with the smile on my face Honey!!!

By: Jordan

August 2

"Tim Eddy gettin' down with a dirty ho-ho"

By: Clark

August 2

The only way to do a ho-ho without getting a disease: GLOVELESS!!

By: Cody Taylor

August 2

That's a happy ho ho. A happy backcountry ho ho, in fact.

By: Zanne

August 2

Tim does the Ho Ho better than Santa!

By: Brett

August 2

who turned the gravity off?!

By: Rosi

August 2

Tim Eddy's magical stance of Ho-Ho Glory!

By: Matt

August 2

Want to see my ho-ho?

By: Matt

August 2

Want to see my ho-ho?

By: Mark

August 2

"Timmy! How many times have I told you to stay away from those dirty ho-ho's" -Momma Eddy

By: George

August 2

Now if I can just spin fast enough I will helicopter over the bank

By: Owen Staiger

August 2

Wow, the things you can do with pHOto-sHOp these days.

By: co

August 2

NIke! Don't Do it!!!

By: HCJ

August 2

Backcountry Planking

By: lisa

August 2

"I know I dropped my keys in here somewhere..."

By: ryan

August 2

Tim Eddy gets in touch with his roots.

By: KurtayKurt

August 2

"hype x beasty"

By: yoyougotfruit

August 2

Look some poop! Oh sorry its just a skier

By: ben

August 2

"Hey, can someone turn off that f##ing magnet!"

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