“Hey, can someone turn off that f##ing magnet!”

“hype x beasty”

“I know I dropped my keys in here somewhere…”

NIke! Don’t Do it!!!

Now if I can just spin fast enough I will helicopter over the bank

Want to see my ho-ho?

Tim Eddy’s magical stance of Ho-Ho Glory!

Tim does the Ho Ho better than Santa!

The only way to do a ho-ho without getting a disease: GLOVELESS!!

Got my beard, got my board, gonna get in da wood and do some lazy half flip air twist rock ‘n’ roll!! Ride away clean, and do a Hoo Hoo spin. Then shake my head, clap my hands, catch a deer with my Yeti friend. Done for fun, not for money, always with the smile on my face Honey!!!

No Inverts?

Hostess will never go outta business as long as Tim Eddy is rocking the free world.

If you have performed a Ho-Ho During the day next to some poo-poo and you’re heading to the next afterskiparty with a Hoe Yo make sure you wear some good Perfumo ;))

Tim Eddy.”Hey!Yoshida! Get a shot of my new trick!I call it the ‘Abominable Ironing board!!”
Mike Yoshida.”That’s great Tim!” (rolls eyes and hankers for a double margarita)

Roots, bloody roots…

ho ho plank

“one thousssanddd one.”

“17…18…19 …just one more of those footless pushups!”

The day Tim heard slopestyle would be in the olympics he started an intense training regiment of ground 360s, timed split board accents and handstand push ups. Making sure that when 2014 comes and he drops in for his slope run (Disc Man blaring “Down With The Sickness”), and proceeds to double cork in and out of a perfect hoho all of this hard work will have payed off, in gold.

-Hey joe, I thought, monkeys belonged in the trees?
-Noo no no, Moe. This monkey’s got flow, he belongs in the snow.

“The lengths people will go, to not strach their new K2 snowboard”

not a zeach but a garanteed scorp

That move is known as a “Back Handspring to Creekside”. Very nice! That’s an Olympic quality move there….A summer Olympics quality move, but Olympic quality none the less.

….97….98….99….100 Push ups!

Now we all know how Timmmaaaaayyyy on Southpark ended up in the wheelchair!…And as Larry the Cable Guy would say “Lord, I apologize for that”. But Timmy “got er done”.

snowboarding is progessing so fast….

hey, guys am i doing this right? hey.. hey! guys where are you going? I can’t do this forever.

Does a bear ho ho in the woods?

Squirrel!!!!!!!

No ho ho bro!

Hi-de-hi, Ho-de-ho, Ruh-oh!

Yes, yes, Yoshida can capture this digitally, and that’s fine. But can he do it in pen and ink, or an oil painting? I think not. Hold that pose Tim!

Unfortunately Search and Rescue workers finally located Tim’s partially thawed body posed in this exact position. It appears Tim was trying to pull off a Ho Ho but got stuck in a tree well. If only he’d been wearing a beacon during the storm.

Who would be more impressed by Tim Eddie’s patented “rigor mortis” ho-ho plant, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

Trick question: Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee!

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1 Hostess Ho Ho= 123 calories/ 5.6 grams of fat/ 18 carbs/ 73 mg of sodium. Oh who cares! They are chocolatey deliciousness and I bet if you lick Tim, he tastes a bit like chocolate too.

this isn’t where i parked my car…

“a Bro Ho” there everywhere these days!

When you lose a bet, you don’t want people taking pictures.

K2 asked Tim to try out an experimental base material on the Hype snowboard. They didn’t expect it repel snow so drastically. Might need to tone it down a bit. It’s snow-phobic.

Wait…What’s that?…Is someone laughing?….Yoshida, you told me this was cool?…Why are they laughing?

You said THIS was a groomed run!!!

If Tim likes the snow so much, why is he off playing in the dirt?

That campsite is reserved Tim.

I’d like to personally thank Tim for showing some skin, but not too much skin. Boxer shorts and plumbers crack is so last year.

This is the only stance that really lets a snowboarder snow off their guns.

Your Ho Ho looks good, and I’m real happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.

wait theres no beer in this

F triple corks, double handplants are in………….

better than the double cork…. the double hander

I’m not ready to be raptured! There’s still so much snowboarding left to do!

Most times, Tim would catch a disease (doing ho ho’s gloveless and all), but this ho ho is actually clean.

With the appearance of snow, the north American snow shredder starts to burrow in for the winter……

Scenes from ‘In your face’: the lost episodes.

I call this the two-handed cyclone

Tim Eddy reached for the handplant, when all-of-a-sudden–gravity fails.

Tim lost his wallet in mid february…

Tim Hanging 10?

Even with the busy schedule Tim Eddy found time to do some push ups.. some real man push up!

” Stay tuned for next week, I’ll be showing you how to do c*ck push ups.”

With his red shirt, Tim Eddy just may be Santa Clause. This ho ho is pretty impressive for a man that is over a thousand years old.

Tim Eddy finds a way to get his hands dirty

two words MAN PLANT!

Tim Eddy redefines no-boarding

So whenever Chuck Norris does Push Ups he doesn’t Push himself up, he pushes the world down. Screw that I do too!

Tohohoho!!!

Another day at the Mountain doing some research, yoshida’s just checking to see how far the soil erosion slid.

Tim, Tim, Tim…It’s suppose to be “Over the river and through the woods”.

He was pushed!

That’s not Tim. That’s Elmo!

Tim shoulda refused the field sobriety test and demanded a breathalyzer. He is drunk right?

my grandma taught me that trick

Tim Eddy- 1st place winner of the “2011 No Really, Winter’s Over” event. Tim also placed 2nd, and 3rd. Unfortunately, no other competitors showed up. They were out wakeboarding.

Lassie led the rescuers right too Timmy. He almost fell into the well.

Until Windells is opened at Boreal, Tim and Mike will keep findings ways of entertaining themselves in the back country.

Tim’s pillow line is a bit gritty in AUGUST!

He is training his board to become one with the air so he can get huge air in the park!

With all the hype about Tim Eddy, he has been having trouble staying grounded. He can’t seem to figure out which way is up or down.

Tim Eddy just punched the earth. sorry bout it.

Roots. Rock. Ho Ho

Gay

Hey man….keep off the snow!

“some people snowboard on their feet in the snow, pros learn to do it on their hands anywhere they go”

Just like Chamillionaire’s lyrics say- The patrollers have been trying to catch Tim “Ridin Dirty”. Here’s the evidence.

When they said Tim was “holding bank”, I thought they meant he was loaded with cash.

Tahoe, your roots are showing! Tim doesn’t seem to mind.

Tim’s only excuse is that Justin Bieber was playing on his ipod at the time of this trick.

It wasn’t the lack of rotation that hurt Tim’s final score. The diving judges could clearly see that Tim’s legs weren’t together and he was not fully vertical upon entry into the…wait…. that’s not water.

This picture is missing something….hmmmmm….. Mariachis!

That smutty tree next to him is clearly naked. So Tim’s isn’t the only Ho Ho on that bank.

“If I stay here long enough, a Sasquatch is bound to come by and blow me…”

Putting in the ho ho reps. Up next, ding dong push ups. Tim Eddy getting his beach body ready for the snow hoes.

Tim’s rockin the skinny jeans for the Ho Ho’s.

Must hold on! Can’t let the Snowboard Sponsor Cash tractor beam suck me into a life of pipe contests and urban rail shoots. Must keep it real.

Well you didn’t expect him to grind this feature did ya?

K2′s Harshmellow is a magical product, it has anti-gravity properties!

K2’s VIBRATION FORCE FIELD HARSHMELLOW is a magical compound that maximizes FUN by decreasing negative vibes, leg burn and rough landings. That’s Tim’s secret to the perfect Ho Ho.

Just click…..Like (^) or Dislike (;P)

This is your Ho Ho on crack (_*_)

Kiss my Ho Ho (_x_)

Leave my Ho Ho alone (_X_)

Some people say a Ho Ho is dumb ass (_?_)

Tim’s gonna be one tired ass (_zzz_) after this Ho Ho.

Gosh I hope Tim doesn’t lose his sponsorship. I hear some companies have a strict “No getting caught with a Ho Ho” clause.

That looks dangerous. Tim should have a spotter.

Poor Tim….All play and no work will drive a man to this!…We should all be so lucky. Poor Tim!

But can he do it when it really counts, in front of millions of people on America’s Got Talent? Cause if no one is voting, it’s just rehearsals.

Tim Eddy!…Come on down!….Your the next contestant on Stick that Ho Ho…….No really…..Come on down!

Way to own the Ho Ho Tim!

The look on Yoshida’s face =O

This is not the time you want to look down at your landing and see YELLOW SNOW!

Someone told Tim the skiing was better “down under” and he should check it out.

Tim really needs to have the shop check his forward lean adjustment.

Lets do some upside-down snowboarding push-ups! Ready 1, 2, 3….

At this very moment, Tim asked himself… “Did I zip the pocket my car keys and wallet are in? God I hope I did.”

Let’s rename it the “ho2 Invert”. Does anyone second that motion?

Who decides what tricks are Old School anyway? I hope whoever it is had the right edgemucation.

(In Yoda’s voice)- “The Force is strong with you HO-B-One-Tim-Obi.

I bet he wishes he didn’t have that big greasy lunch now. Little bit a mouth vom there Tim?

Back Country work out.

you think one handed push ups are tough, try no legged push ups!

ATLAS: “Hey Tim, can you hold this for a minute?”

98, 99, 100! no sweat.

They obviously needed the snow groomer and the groundskeeper out that day.

serious erosion controll

Assume the position!

I hate it when you get to the best part of the movie and the friggin DVR didn’t record the rest of the action!

I K2 because I am.

Tim told his sponsor K2 that he’s not coming down “Ever”. Get it? K2 Ever bindings.

This is “hands down” Tim’s favorite trick.

I’d like to see him do the Ho Ho in a T.Eddy.

This is the only way Tim could get this song out of his head. “I-Ho, I-Ho, it’s off to work we go.”

Hey, someone tell Tim he doesn’t actually have to “plant” his hands to do a handplant.

Tim Eddy’s loco ho ho is straight pro pro he’s got everyone saying “whoa bro!”

That doesn’t look like a restful position.

Tim is experimenting with the idea of using his own body as an avalanche probe.

Tim’s forgot his measuring device, but he was still able to give the hydrologist an accurate measure of the remaining snowpack. Ingenuity.

I bet that helmet’s taken a lot harder core shots than the one coming up here.

Today was the 6th biggest drop in Wall St. history. Tim’s 6th biggest drop was surely caught on camera by Mike Yoshida.

Just because you can, doesn’t always mean you should.

Did you see that! (O-O) Tim slipped on a banana peel.

Tim claims he was hacked!

I heard Jerry Springer wants to interview Tim about his Ho Ho.

I saw this game at the fun park. Tim’s playing Whack-a-Mole.

At the age of 10, Tim realized he would never be a great actress.

It’s hard for men to be “straight” now a days.

Years from now, Tim will show this pic to his grandkids and one of them will shout, “Who’s doing the Ho Ho Grandpa”. Tim’s hearing aid won’t be working correctly. He’ll yell back, “Your Grandma is not a Ho Ho. How very dare you. Smart arse kids”

Tim should really go get a penicillin shot after doing that Ho Ho.

Handstand Push-Up like a BOSS!

K2 Boards, NOW WITH NEW ANTI GRAVITY TECHNOLOGIES. Who needs rocker ollie pop when you can FLY. Still in testing stage, Tim can’t let go or he’ll fly away. He’s been holding on for a while.

SOOOOO… WHERE’S THE CHOCOLATE?

This has got to be in Canada. That’s where all the Timmy Ho Ho’s are.

This trick has gone off. I can hear the flies buzzing.

Don’t make fun. This is a very complicated, intricate trick, requiring a lot of skill, technique and balance. Oh, who am I kidding, any Ho Ho can do it!

Got dirt?

I think Tim over reacted a little when he saw he was about to hit a bug.

Tim’s gonna need a bath when he gets home. Dirty, dirty boy!

My signature trick…..its called flailing

There’s 1 reason most people don’t look good executing this trick….”beer gut”

That dudes lookin hungrrrray, somebody get him a burger and a ho-ho. No wait, Tim’s got a ho-ho already. Just the burger then.

After crashing into the tree, Tim takes his anger out on its roots, and somehow performs a steezy double handplant. Nice work.

And they said water-boarding detainees was cruel and unusual punishment. That’s nothing compared to a ho-ho.

Who’s controlling the strings on this marionette? They got him all upside down. Jeesh.

Tim’s Hype(r) Ho-Ho.

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… no it’s a ho-ho!

Tim’s heels-over-head for that ho-ho.

Timrannos-ho-rus Rex

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum. No, make mine a Jagermeister.

That’s some Ho-ho-cus Pocus there.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho Tim, easy there boy.

Ho ho is what Santa Clause says when he sees yo momma and yo sista in the same room.

How can this be a ho-ho if all you hear is ha-ha when you do one?

Hey.. Since when did gravity go that way up?

Tim better watch out for the Chocodiles while he’s doing that Ho-Ho.

Tim has high class ho-ho there.

Tim pulled a ho-ho at happy hour. Now, the question is…. am I talking about snowboarding?

Where my ho-ho(es) at?

This is an extremely dangerous move. Tim is exposing himself to (No not in that way): Lyme disease, ice burn, deep vein thrombosis from prolonged flight, vertigo, jammed fingernails, carpal tunnel, and splinters. He’s still being treated for the fungal infection he got from the ho- ho he did last week. He’s risking his health for the sake of our amusement.

After a late night doing the Santa Pub Crawl, Tim pulled a ho-ho.

Tim really wasn’t in the mood for a Ho-Ho that day, so he switched it at the last minute to a Humbug.

One “Leave No Trace” rule is to bury your fecal matter 12″ deep & 100′ from a creek. Tim’s clearly not that far from the creek and he’s burying that ho-ho.

and boom goes the dynomite

(In Johnny Carson’s voice)- “Tim’s ho-ho is so dirty”…
(Audience reply) “How dirty is it?”…
(Johnny’s answer) “His ho-ho is so dirty even the snow won’t come near it.”
Ba-dum-bump.

I wasn’t aware K2 started making snowboards out of Flubber.

Tim’s planting some K2 Bambooyah!

This ho-ho would like to show the entire SNOWBOARDER staff a good time. Call me!

Tim’s feelin’ up that dirty ho-ho. Naughty Tim.

Tim wants fries with lunch. He’s looking for taters.

“49-50. Ready or not, here I come!”

It’s colder than it looks. I see headlights.

A lovely picture of an erection captured here. The tree. I mean the tree! Not Tim! Well Tim may have a lovely erection too. I really wouldn’t know. Ask the ho-ho.

Tim’s the victim here. That ho-ho set him up. Now he’s upside down.

Gosh I hope the nail polish from his manicure is dry.

Yoshi “Do It!”…Tim “No! It’s gonna hurt”"….That’s what she said.

Ewwww! I squished a slug!

Livin la vida Ho Ho!

Did he miss a gate? Oh, this isn’t a boarder-X accident then?

It’s ok. He’s got his “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” pendant on.

Made with no artificial ingredients.

“Look at me! I be planking midair . . . swag.”

My gaydar doesn’t work properly when a guy is inverted. Someone flip him back over and I’ll run another scan.

Bracing for impact! Don’t be alarmed, there’s a spot big enough for the medivac to land if something goes wrong. Problem is, they don’t know where they are….On 2nd thought, BE ALARMED! Tim ABORT ABORT ABORT!

That’s not really Tim, this was CGI’d on some kid’s computer.

Tim’s gettin his freak on with the ho-ho. Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

See i told you i didnt need a belt!

JAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!! STTOOPPPP THIS CRAZY THING!!
I WANT TO GET OFF

Tim Eddy is The STIG!

That halfpipe could do with a bit of maintenance. Someone dial the concierge desk and get the ground crew out here. Mr. Eddy could use some assistance.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been 5 days since my last confession. I’ve been doing ho-ho’s.

You know Tim’s going to end up on the Maury Povich show for doing this ho-ho. “TIM, YOU ARE THE FATHER!”

A little dirt never hurt anyone.

Has anyone seen my Santa Hat? I swear I dropped it around here somewhere…

The fire danger signs in the Tahoe National Forest say “Low Fire Danger Today” but Tim’s hot ho-ho just increased the risk.

Tim is literally knuckles deep in that dirty ho-ho.

new fitness technique (hoho up)

hand stand pushups while snowboarding. no time to slack off on workin out

“The first flower of spring.”

Tim’s Flipped Out that his regular hiking trail is still covered with snow in August! It’s there somewhere Tim. Keep looking.

Tahoe’s campgrounds are all open by May unless you have this much snow in August. Poor Tim. He’s just going to have to keep back country boarding until October this year.

Tim’s rethinking the whole global warming debate. THIS IS AUGUST in Tahoe? Bring on more global warming!

Quick call Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford! The aliens captured Tim.

Tim’s salute to our military. Keeping us safe & secure 24/7. HO-RA!

August 2011….News Flash….There’s a heat wave warning issued for the sierras. Gee the high might reach 70.

“Will It Blend?” video of the day. No it won’t. Tim’s a tough ho-ho.

It’s just a quicky with a ho-ho. Nothing to get your panties in a bunch about.

It’s all fun & games until the toothless redneck comes out of the woods and takes you for his ho-ho.

Tim’s filming a Trick Tits shred video on “How to do a Ho-Ho”….I mean Trick Tips video…Lord I apologize.

He’ll never be able to deny he did that ho-ho. He’s leaving his DNA is all over it.

And the search for the Holy Grail continues. Tim really thought he was on the right track this time.

Don’t tase me bro! It’s just a ho-ho.

No one thought the cell phone towers that resemble a tree looked realistic so the company is testing new design concepts. This one is the “snowboarder” made to blend in with it’s surroundings better.

I hope that ho-ho has the morning after pill ready.

I thought Tim’s ho-ho was in tents. Get it?

Hostage negotiators are on there way to talk Tim down. He’s been up there a long time with that ho-ho.

Shhhhhh! Don’t tell Tim, but I already found what he’s looking for up there.

Tim’s going Full Jihad on that Ho-Ho. Go Bitch Go!

Tim’s Ho-Ho can be found under the Twitter hashtag #Fun&Filth.

This is Tim’s way of celebrating that ho-ho Kate Plus 8 show being cancelled.

All of them Ho-Ho’s are gonna change once Kim Kardasian gets married.

Tim’s going down on that Ho-Ho with nothing but a light beard to protect himself.

If it weren’t for the cheeky innuendo, this would just be a picture of an empty red Tshirt & some lovely trees.

Tim is going to Hype(r) extend his Proto Ho-Ho.

scrapin’ at the rez…

It had been a long day. Tim’s getting a Happy Ending with that Ho-Ho.

Tim will pay the price for doing that Ho-Ho. Probably the cost of a trip to the free clinic.

Tim should of done a hotter Ho-Ho. That one’s got some stank on it.

Ho-Ho’s don’t fall far from the tree.

I’ve heard of a lot of crazy things to try to cure hiccups but THIS takes the Ho-Ho.

The real Seven Deadly Sins:
Bad tipping,
Ferret owning,
Spam,
Cold Callers,
Passing the Herp,
Watching Real Housewives,
And
Doing a Ho-Ho in public.

Tim thought this would help him become a member of the Ho-Ho-Homeland Security Saturation Team. (No really, they are a real group of Ho-Ho’s.)

Tim Eddy pushes the world out of orbit

Not even anti gravity Flying Saucer vacuums can overpower Tim eddy’s white knuckle grip.

This is Tahoe’s morning commute. What’s yours like?

Tim, while you’re up there, could you rake a bit?

Yo Yoshida I cant find the damn ho ho you were talkin about in here!

Stay away from them Ho-Ho’s Tim. Them bitchiz will give you stitches.

Tim had to ride a log and get his hands dirty just to get down this ho ho

If this was at an ESPN event, they would still find a way to slip the word ‘cork’ into the trick name.

I probably look so chill..

Superman that Hoe!

Immediately after completing this trick, Tim took out a restraining order against Tammy…

an EDDY astroid fell from outerspace

only Real snowboarders Get Pumped with dem ho-ho pushups

Tim’s discovered them Ho-Ho’s Flora & Fauna.

Yah, that’s kind of a Ho-Ho, like Lake Tahoe is kind of a puddle.

Ho-hoing on snow is for losers.

Parent’s always say no no to the ho-ho, but Tim Eddy never listens.

no……NOOOO!! It’s sucking me in!!! At least If I fall, I have this nice soft rock filled dirt to land on! Oh who am I kidding, I should have been a surfer

He was comparing which was more: the number of comments Tammy has posted, or the number of sticks on the ground… Tammy won

Damn chunk was right! one eyed willys treasure must be right under…. THERE!

There it is………….needle in a haystack my ass!!!!

Tim’s putting all his MoJo into that HoHo!

Ho-Ho’s always show up when there is a Photo-Op.

All the rumors you’ve heard about Tim & the Ho-Ho are now confirmed!

His GF is frigid so Tim did a Dirty Ho-Ho.

Timmy’s getting into planking position.

The only ho-ho with some class.

Damn squirrel keeps running off with my lunch money

The Natural History Museum’s new exhibit of HomoErectus.

This is the only Ho that Tim could do.

Hey TAMMY, he didn’t want the ANTI gravity. Now you got Tim holding on to his Ho Ho for life!

“Must… not… let go…. aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!”

Tim found a Ho-Ho that is high in Fiber.

That Ho-Ho’s a Swallower!

A Ho-Ho and a Womanizer the Perfect Match!

Tim may have serious Anger Issues, he’s sure Gone Off on that Ho-Ho.

Someone CALL the Po-Po, we all saw Tim HIT THE Ho-Ho!

Tim’s Ruttin’ like a PIG on that Ho-Ho!

Happy FRIDAY! A Tree Joke 4 ya’ll:
I’m, no tree expert. But I think Tim is a son of a BEACH. He’s still PINING for that Ho-Ho. He said it’s the best piece of ASH ever. What a SAP! She’s a cold BIRCH.

After this move, Tim found himself in a POST COITAL HO-HO HAZE! He got an ESTROGEN CONTACT HIGH!

Tim claims he has NO REGRETS over doing the Ho-HO. Maybe it’ll win him a spot on the next BACHELORETTE.

$$\\ “IF I HAD A DOLLAR for every HO-HO I’ve seen Tim do…I’d have a dollar.”\\ $$

Ohhhhhh! I’m afraid Tim is stuck! His PIERCING IS CAUGHT on that Ho-Ho.

You will all be relieved to hear that Tim’s TEST RESULTS have come back “NEGATIVE”. He DIDN’T CATCH ANYTHING off that DIRTY HO-HO!

I hope Tim is UP TO DATE on his TETANUS BOOSTER!

7im 3ddy i5 1337 h4x0rz

People ask Tim all the time if he’s trying to be SERIOUS, of FUNNY with that Ho-Ho. The answer is “Yes”.

Tim got SPRUNG an’ PULLED UP TOUGH then BUSTED that Big O’ HO-HO!

Rocker or Camber, Rocker or Camber? WHO CARES WHAT HER NAME IS? Let’s just DO the HO-HO!

Tim! How many times do I have to say it? “‘HUCKIN’ a HO-HO is BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!”

LOOK OUT for the I.U.D. Tim!!!..I’m sorry, I meant to say I.E.D.

Just like how freeskiers and snowbladers were influenced by snowboarding tricks, now snowboarding is being influenced by yoga moves. Tim Eddy will later unleash his version of the downward facing dog.

Tim Eddy, in his natural habitat.

K2′s team rider Tim Eddy must have got inspired to sell out by Shawn White, who signed on with Target and dumped Volcom. Tim just took it a little farther and is making ads for Hostess, this ones advertising their creamy, chocolaty, hand made ho hos.

Ho ho trick tip from K2 rider Tim Eddy:
If your gonna do a ho ho, your gotta get your hands dirty, and to do er properly you must be fully erect!
In this photo Tim does a ho ho in the backwoods, redneck style!

how tim works off all those ho ho’s. And 1, and 2, and 3, and 4!

If you just clicked on this contest, you’d think this was the damage in VT caused by Hurricane Irene. No, just Tim Eddy enjoying all that Lake Tahoe has to offer in August. Vermont we hope the damage is all repaired soon. Love U, The West Coast.

Tim Eddy is up on the bank counting the storm layers in the snow. He could of done it the easy way and taken off the board, but that’s not how we do things on the West Coast.If we have a choice, we choose inverted.

There isn’t an APP-4-THAT. You actually have to get off your lazy bum and do a Ho-Ho.

Now lets be PC about this kids. You can’t call a Ho a Ho anymore. You can say she’s a DIRTY GIRL and that makes Tim a VERY DIRTY BOY.

He’s takin the PANTIES off that Ho-Ho…. WITH HIS TEETH!

Ya can’t say Tim didn’t GO HARD on that H-Ho. He went hard…reallly hard!

CAN-U-SURVIVE all summer on pizza and Ho-Ho’s? Tim’s determined to find out.

I know you’re a local legend Tim but…GTF OFF ME!! xox The Chipmunk.

**Tim’s Ho-Ho Demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!!**

Tim’s gone all BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW on that Ho-Ho!

It’s only a matter of time before GADAFFI is gone, we no longer talk about the damage caused by HURRICANE IRENE, and Tim COMES DOWN from this Ho-Ho. SEEMS LIKE FOREVER though doesn’t it?

Tim: “Dad! Dad! I did my first ho ho!”
Tim’s Dad: “Well done! Come here, walk with me. You know, back in my day we used to do alot of ho-hos but, we didn’t go around telling everybody. Son, what I’m trying to say is… Did you wash your hands??”

Tim Eddy: “Hey Mike, is there anyway we can do this in a studio? I’m getting cold man…”
Mike Yoshida: “Sure man, let’s get out of here. Gra… grab the grear…”

For SHAME Tim! That NEKKID Ho-Ho should at least be wearing a MERKIN & PASTIES!

Fark that Beech Hurricane Irene, Tim’s got a bigger Ho-Ho RIGHTCHEER and he’s goin all MIGHTY & VIGOROUS on it!

(Theme Song) Tim the Woodsman! “On todays episode, Tim is trying to cut down a tree using his bored, let’s watch…”

Do they make a SAFE SEX BEANIE for doing Ho-Ho’s??????

It was a BOGO HOHO day. Tim and Yoshida each did one. There’s nothing like a two-fer!

I usually DESPISE a PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION, but Tim & his Ho-Ho are kinda cute together.

Tim just got out of a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP, so we should expect him to DO A FEW HO-HO’s this summer before he commits to OTHER TRICKS AGAIN.

You can tell by the ROOTS, that Ho-Ho is a natural BRUNETTE.

Another missed opportunity to pull in more FEMALE FANS. It’s a warm August day. Tim should have stripped down to his BANANA HAMMOCK while doing the Ho-Ho.

Tim ought to PIMP-OUT that Ho-Ho when HE’S DONE.

QUICK CALL A PRIEST! Tim needs an exorcist!

A Ho-Ho Really? I know Tim wants to be a Father bad but…”Does-Tim-Know-Best”?

That Ho-Ho’s a BEHEMOTH! Where did he pick her up? The WALMART “BIG-IS-BOOFUL” AISLE?

You HAD ME @ Ho-Ho!

He’s all over that Ho-Ho like Angelina on Womb-Raider.

Don’t do it Tim! One hit of a Ho-Ho and your hooked like crack. It will STEAL YOUR SOUL!

The last time I saw a Ho-Ho GET-THIS-INVERTED it was on a GIRL’S-GONE-WILD video.

The worst part of being an adult is having to speak about everyone with RESPECT. Sometimes you just want to “CALL-a-HoHo-a-HoHo”!

This would be the perfect time for a VICIOUS-TICKLE-ATTACK!

“yep, the ground is definitly brown”

Hey Guys, I think I just found a GoPro!

That seems like a bit of an over reaction to… S-P-I-D-E-R!!!!! A-BIG-SPIDER! #arachnophobia

You know that Ho-Ho already has the PATERNITY TEST scheduled.

Now I know why Tim wears a BIKER CHAIN WALLET.

Tim’s showing a lot of COMMITMENT, but he won’t stay with that Ho-Ho. He’ll move onto OTHER TRICKS soon.

What Tim doesn’t know is… the snow isn’t melted there from the sun. #NaturesUrinal

Please tell me this a VIRTUAL REALITY GAME screen shot & Tim’s not really doing a Ho-Ho! Is he?

GRAVITY SUCKS, or does it BLOW, like this Ho-Ho?

Tim demanded the Commission explain the DEFINITION OF DOING A HO-HO, because he swears he never did one. (It worked for Clinton.) Tim didn’t realize there were pictures.

I need to run out and buy a HOUSE WARMING GIFT, Tim & that Ho-Ho are inseparable. #True♥

Tim is usually SUCH A GENTLEMAN, I’m surprised he didn’t meet the Ho-Ho’s parents first.

Tim’s Ho-Ho looks like that LAST PIECE OF MEAT UNDER THE HEAT LAMP on the SIZZLER BUFFET LINE that nobody else wants to touch. It’s all yours Tim.

The authorities have questioned the Ho-Ho, but the LOCATION OF HIS REMAINS is unclear…I mean HIS LOCATION remains unclear!

Tim, K2 CALLED! They want to know if you are “EVER” going to LEAVE THE HO-HO’S ALONE?!

Tim’s bringing the Hasbro TWISTER GAME outdoors with this Ho-Ho. He’s got Right-Hand-Dirt and Left-Hand-Moss.

(Through the megaphone)… YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!The boarder is down. I repeat, we have a boarder down on the course. His BIG-GIANT-HEAD has tipped him over and he’s unable to get off the Ho-Ho without assistance.

Tim & Yoshida might be onto something here with his HO-HO CAUGHT-ON-TAPE! That’s how Kim Kardashian got famous. #VividRayJTape

POTENTIAL FETUS ALERT! Tim’s giving it to that Ho-Ho in a very FERTILE SPOT.

Tim went all “PAGAN REVIVAL” on that Ho-Ho!

Tim has been given an UNLIMITED ACCESS pass to that Ho-Ho.

I don’t mind the Ho-Ho’s, but he’s got to stop leaving the wrappers laying around. #NotBioDegradableTim

Tim “The Back-Country-Clean-up-Crew” Eddy! It’s lookin’ good Tim!

Damn it tim, stop showing those ho……ho’s your board.

Twitter historians believe that Tim having his picture taken with this Ho-Ho was the TRIGGERING EVENT that caused the massive UNFOLLOWCAUST. #I’dCherishaPairofEVERS

Watching Tim do the Ho-Ho is one if those MESMERIZING things you know you shouldn’t watch, but you just can’t stop staring. #IWillWorkItOutInConfessionButImNotEvenCatholic

He PLANTED a BIG ONE on that Ho-Ho!

This could be a BIG MISTAKE Tim! Giving that Ho-Ho a little WooHoo could result in never ending support payments.

Tim said he’ll just stay there until the new snow starts to fly. It shouldn’t be long now.

That Ho-Ho is QUITE A FLOOZY…I mean QUITE A DOOZY!

Hey look tree. I’M JUST LIKE YOU!!

Tim took his K2 back to where it came from, to destroy this very much to speakable GREATness. (780ish comments!)

Tim took becoming one with nature, much to seriously.

;) Not ALL-OF-THE-SHOW Happens ON the SNOW!!! ;)

Good Luck EVER(Y)ONE!

Unfortunately THIS was the BEST-SNOW-of-the-SEASON. Fortunately THAT season was SUMMER!

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Have you EVER seen a bigger Ho-Ho SNAGGLEPUSS ?

Don’t bother planting your SUSTAINABLE Backyard Crops there Tim. The Feds will just raid it and shut you down! #IThoughtThisWasAFreeCountry

OK gUys eNd tHis cOntEst aLreAdy anD giVe tHe freaKin’ biNdiNgs tO tHis DuDe ,tHerE’s tOo mUch bloOd iN mY hEad aNd I cAn’t hoLd iT liKe tHis anY longER!!!!!

So this is what the ground feels like?:O

Uh… I’m like who won? Anyone get an E-mail? I just keep getting these half-off ho ho flyers…

It mike look like he is doin a ho-ho handstand but he really just fell from the tree, gravity is a bitch

That breeze is a comin’ and I’m gonna shred it hard!

F#@$#@ that shit I thought of the HO HO to Revert. Duh of course I get #$%%@ … because oh wow Tim Eddy claims it wow! I talked to one of his many girlfriends and she said it had been done 2 years ago, but thats not right man. I’m claiming it @$%@

“look guys i can do a hand stand”