By: Stas Milev

April 1

a 'snow bull' throws down the rider!

By: Hunter Green

January 2

"...I thought this only happens to skiers..."

By: Seth Sherman

December 17

bye bye babies

By: Qki

December 6

Clean balls lipslide.

By: Spencer Knuttila

November 28

Try the new Summit at snowqualmie Penis Enlargers!

By: Bobby

November 10

As couch hines would say: For petes peppers son, right on the cobblers.

By: Brannon

October 13

Hi, nuts... meet rail.

By: Tannner Davison

October 10

StUcK much>? hard to get any better than that oh wait maybe...

By: Darren sykes

September 13

Is that a jibbing rail between your legs or are u really REALLY pleased to see me!?!?

By: kyle brown

September 8

I'm startin trends yo! check the ball smasher, now get out there and learn it son.

By: boardhoarder

September 1

Snowboarding? I thought this was pommel horse...

By: Jord-N

August 31

Is the Holy Oly ok?

By: Hangelevenson

August 28

Dress rehearsals for the new Holy Oly ballet seem to be going well. Break a leg!

By: Jon Ballesteros

August 24

Pierre LaDouch comes up for his final run...Oh WOW!!! This guys really gets bawls deep on the slider rail.

By: eastbeast

August 22

Duke's of hazzard slide ?

By: thepricklypinecone

August 18

It gives nut job a whole new meaning.

By: mashynaps

August 16

matt guess will nut stall your hitching post, if you lipslide his up rail.

By: Andrew

August 16

I remember my first flastplant

By: Mike

August 16

Matt Guess proving that, contrary to popular belief, it is possible to nut yourself snowboarding.

By: Scott

August 16

matt guess, welcome to euro tap

By: parckrew

August 16

the tip trick of the day. sorry,...... it was trick tip........

By: freshkush

August 16

foot plant to nut cramp

By: jeremy thompson

August 16

Definitely not the 69 position, but looks like he is getting her done

By: nugget

August 16

Matt Guess aka ronald mcdonald showing off his bull riding skills in Summit-at-snoqualmies park

By: Vincent

August 16

August 16th, Summit-At-Snoqualmie, WA. BREAKING NEWS. Matt Guess, former pro snowboarder, suddenly stopped his career while he was starring in future Eero Ettala's movie, Euro Gap, to become a pornstar. We wish him good luck, but are already sure he'll do fine, considering that the most manly part of his anatomy was big enough (even in snow) to almost seriously injure his cameraman.

By: joshuavp

August 16

What a cock junkie!

By: Robert Clarke

August 16

This guy's a true innovator... Introducing the one foot, front-side sac-slide... Watch out camera dude!

By: nikki

August 16

permanent birth control

By: world up

August 16

With all the gymnastic double, triple, and quadruple corks hitting the scene, the Olympic committee decided to introduce snowboard one footed pommel horse events to the Olympic games.

By: Elizabeth

August 16

Matt Guess lands on his balls. This is one time I bet the star wishes he was riding with both feet!

By: Matt

August 16

"The Jib Cracker" - Trick from the 80's

By: Hardbodies

August 16

Oh my Lant

By: barthics

August 16

Missed putting the foot down and now missing a part to the baby maker

By: Annie

August 15

Nice Mountain!

By: Kiernan

August 15

Knick knack, patty wack, this old man came moaning home.

By: Lachlan

August 14

Up at the Summit at Snoqualmie Matt Guess has been trying out a new trick, he calls it the "i never want to have kids".

By: Micaela

August 14

I guess his balls are now a "one ball wolf pack"!

By: Carson Desjardins

August 14

This is what happens when you try and wave to your girlfriend. You put the karate kid to shame bodaciously Matt.

By: Carson Desjardins

August 14

What would we do without morphine, a cold 12pack and a hot tub.

By: Carson Desjardins

August 14

At least the view was nice...

By: Richard Farrell

August 13

It must be Christmas. I am the nut cracker.

By: Richard Farrell

August 13

Who needs waxing when you can burn it off!

By: BAIley kimmel

August 12

"hey matt GUESS what snowboarding and gymnastics dont mix"

By: Adam

August 12

Forgot to pack a few squares of toilet paper again...always come prepared!

By: Adam

August 12

Some people might not know that Matt Guess is actually a highly decorated gymnast. Unfortunately, showing by this picture, transitioning a pommel horse from the gym to the snow wasn't as easy as one might have thought...better luck with the trapeze Matt!

By: Lucero Cárdenas

August 12

as Pig, from Pearls Before Swine, would say: "Oooooooh ...my oopma loompas"

By: vEZ

August 11

"Matt Guess inventing the "nut plant"

By: vEZ

August 11

"Matt Guess has justed invented the nutt plant"

By: Marielle Schifferling

August 9

OLYMPIC GYMNAST TAKES THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: JJ

August 8

Matt taking sacktape to a whole new level....hopefully he was rockin a cup!!

By: Chris eckhoff

August 8

Hiiiiiiiyyaaaaaaoooooowww!!!!!!

By: Angus

August 7

90% of Professional Snowboarders have trouble urinating

By: Chris Letterle

August 6

"Oh F***!!! I swear i had my boot strapped into my bin....AAAAAAAAHHHH. Well that didn't go so well"

By: Dominic

August 6

When youre super wasted....everything looks sexy.

By: Ed Jones

August 6

Matt always wondered why the sack plant had never taken off.

By: Jason Sears

August 5

Sh*t.. I missed the shot.... one more time?

By: James Hayes

August 5

Holy Oly! It's Matt Guess going balls to the...you catch our drift.

By: Carson Schultz

August 5

Usually people keep both feet attached to the board.

By: Carson Schultz

August 5

Gymnastics and Snowboarding at the same time....fail.

By: Codog

August 5

Taco con carne assada

By: Rhian Hastey

August 5

The hidden hydraulic hurdle was proving more fun than first thought.

By: Rhian Hastey

August 5

Glad you've got your affro, because thats the only thing you'll have standing tall for a while.

By: Steve haring

August 4

Bazoinka! my nards!!

By: Scott White

August 4

I thought tow ropes were the best way to get an enema in the park...

By: Mammoth13

August 3

Hey Shaun White, your double cork.........sub par!

By: ronnie

August 3

Gettin Sum!

By: kyle

August 2

You need "balls of steel" to be able to land Matt Guess's new trick, "The Nutplant!"

By: tanielson

August 2

The ultra rare ultra gnarly species of snow horse fights back against this brutal treatment, it's not for gymnastics...it's for shredding man!

By: jamie wilbur

August 2

"Giddy Up Cowboy"!

By: Jonathan James

August 1

Trickless and dickless

By: Benjamin Swan

July 31

I guess Matt Guess is nuts on fastplants.

By: TCO4157

July 31

Micheal Jackson is back from the dead!!!!

By: Nate B

July 31

" Scott Stevens Ain't got shit on me"

By: Claudia

July 31

SICK! No, seriously, I'm gonna be sick.

By: Paulyo

July 31

Matt Guess at Summit-at-Snoqualmie’s Holy Oly... doing the bull dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.

By: matt guess

July 30

draks got the best one thus far

By: matt guess

July 30

ha i didnt even get my sack!but i did get the trick!! goodluck on scoring some shoe

By: franklin whaley

July 30

Matt Guess, stomps the one footed nut cracker first try!

By: Chris Sovich

July 30

Matt Guess, Stars in the Kung Foo Magazine with a full spread

By: Chris Sovich

July 30

Matt Guess, fASSt plant Photo: Huggy

By: Anthony M

July 30

The camera man always has the best angle.

By: Mike

July 29

Matt Guess: The reason we don't ski.

By: Brandon

July 27

People say that all they need is lovemaking and snowboarding... why not practice both together?

By: Tom

July 27

Giddyup, little doggy!

By: Mar

July 27

Forget double flips! Matt guess pulls a double ball stall to fake!!! It will make any man a mouse!

By: Brady Iden

July 27

OH SHIT!... MUTHER FUCKER GOD DAMN.

By: keyahna

July 27

fresh fuckin ymca

By: Chris Bender

July 27

Matt "guess" guessed wrong... we'll call it the ballcrusher grind.. He shoulda stuck with the before picture.

By: Sean

July 27

Damn. Its too bad he slipped or this would have been a pretty good shot. I Guess this shows us how much effort Matt puts into his work. Going balls to the wall at SAS.

By: CO-Fosho

July 26

P.s Thats not a fast plant...

By: Scott "CHAOS" Moore

July 26

And next up on the pommel horse to do the nut kracker suite.

By: KEENaN

July 25

The rare time where its better to be filming then snowboarding gotta feel sorry for his meat and 2 veg... sweet effort but : )

By: kpizz

July 25

Mommy!

By: Colton

July 25

Matt Guess throwing out the gouch tickler...that move should really be saved for the bedroom.

By: Andy Moran

July 25

Looks like someone forgot to switch out his drunk goggles for his riding pair. Matt seemed to still have his mind on the mechanical bull from the bar the night before going for this fastplant.

By: timmyd

July 25

Matt, guess why they give you two bindings

By: Alyssa Kupila

July 25

Most people think it was just that moment that sucked, but in reality....it was the aftermath; the pride, the balls and the oh to prominent drop to the bottom. [Note: he is clearly not getting over that and there is clearly a gap right before it, i.e. once he falls he wont be stopping]

By: ray

July 24

Guess what he is thinking...pizza or Chinese tonight?

By: tyler

July 24

mmm inverted froggy style action

By: Matt

July 23

Matt always busts his balls to land badass tricks.

By: b.west

July 22

Matt Guess stickin it to it at The Summit-at-Snoqualmie.

By: joel

July 22

You could make some Olympic comment about a pommel horse and snowboarding, but that would be lame...and so are the Olympics. Matt Guess busting a nut at the Holy Oly at Summit-At-Snoqualmie

By: sk801

July 21

forget about the trick, check out the filmer blowin it.

By: toodark

July 21

the first switch backside one footed mule dragger caught on film!!!

By: girlyyyy

July 21

the snowboarding pummel horse.... nothing to be proud of.

By: HoodisHome

July 21

It takes dedication to show up to the Holy Oly. It takes commitment to try fastplants. Matt Guess proving that it takes balls to do both.

By: Zakhary Mauser

July 20

If you travel to Mt. Hood you can also learn this trick.

By: Zakhary Mauser

July 20

He wanting to compare his wood with the jib wood.

By: Zakhary Mauser

July 20

Once again Eero progresses snowboarding by discovering the "Nut slide". -Do not try this at home

By: twirly tweak bird

July 20

ninja kick to sack slide!

By: I plead the 5th...

July 19

'Ol Boy tried to pull off a fast one by doin' the world's first 1-footed stalefish noseblunt but instead got broke off with a 1-nut squished stunt, Damn!

By: nuge

July 19

He rode 'em on his scrotum! yoga plant shot between the scrummit an scroqualmie. Photo: YOU F$@%ED WITH THE WRONG BEAR.

By: bob

July 19

Send your kids to snowboard camp today!

By: spongeee

July 19

Matt Guess shows us how he gets a feel for the setup. . .Just make sure your jibs are tested!

By: spongeee

July 19

Sack tap to bowser balls. Matt really brought it home on this one..

By: Drake

July 18

Jesse Burtner nearly peed his pants at Matt's creative use of his loins.

By: Travis

July 18

getting railed like his mom.

By: Tanner

July 18

You Just gotta look at this backwards. Matt Guess is the F, the Mountain is the M and the outline of the trees is the L. Which turns out to be exactly what Matt is thinking right about now!

By: LTD

July 18

1 second before impact, things going through this guys mind: Damn, missed it again, this one's gonna hurt!!!!!!!!!!!

By: CO-Fosho

July 18

Matt Guess shows Summit-at-Snoqualmie what "gettin bangers" is all about with a super steezy fast plant to reverse cowgirl.

By: Jenise

July 17

***IGNORE MY POST ABOVE. I MADE A SLIGHT REVISION*** Matt Guess, displaying a perfect Euro Gap crotch-plant. Expect to see this trendy trick being shown off on mountains everywhere this season...

By: Jenise

July 17

Matt Guess, showing off a perfect Euro Gap crotch-plant. Expect to see this trendy trick being showed off on mountains everywhere this season...

By: lindas still a bitch

July 17

Hey camera man, up skirts are illegal in Washington. Matt Guess has one for the memory books.

By: lindas still a bitch

July 17

Matt Guess, taking it places Krush even wont.

By: JR

July 16

Hey cameraman, "is this what you meant by getting a leg up?"

By: Greg

July 16

Perfect example of someone not making the Euro Gap and the reason its called Holy Oly. Look on the bright side he never needs to wear another condom.

By: mike

July 16

and boom go's the dynamite.

By: bmt_57

July 16

not exactly the happy ending he was looking for

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Gotta grind every nook and cracky!

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Matt Guess scratching his ass like a house trained kitten!

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Reverse Cock Rocker!

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Open your legs, because Matt Guess is about to slide right in!

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

And a NUT SLIDE for a HOME RUN!

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Matt guess itching his nutts on this buttery rail at Summit, Snoqualmie

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Matt Guess is polishing his family jewels at Summit, Snoqualmie

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

A serious disaster stall for Matt Guess at Summit, Snowqualmie

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Matt Guess pullin out a Croch Rocker at Summit, Snoqualmie

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Matt Guess popin balls at Snoqualmie

By: Skeaton BEEP

July 16

Matt Guess getting is nut on at Summit, Snoqualmie

By: your mama's titties

July 16

holy oly shit, I guess he shouldn't have been dickin' around

By: tbt

July 16

Sack Tap!

By: Slater

July 16

You probably won't see this shot on the cover of our mag, but we suspect the video to be a hot contestant on America's Funniest Home Video's. Our vote is with you Matt, and our prayers are with your jewels.

By: the Dark Canuck

July 16

OOOOOOOOY that's gotta hoyt!

By: Jah Snookie

July 16

Did the park guy get his name because of what he does to riders balls?

By: Jah Snookie

July 16

It helps if you get the jib drunk first.

By: Alex

July 16

*Matt Guess going nuts at the Holy Oly should summit all up.

By: Alex

July 16

Matt Guess going nuts at the Holy Oly to summit all up!

By: Holy Moly

July 16

If you think this looks bad, just imagine the shot his buddy is getting right now.

By: ZGriffin

July 16

Sometime's you miss your footing on a fastplant, sometime's you miss while trying to insert the worlds largest tamp.

By: budsinbudzen

July 16

Somebody forgot to tell Matt Guess the holy oly was a celebration of all things shred, not a gymnastics course involving high horses.

By: Jonesy

July 16

Matt slammed wood into his wood!

By: Nick

July 16

This is what happens when your personal trainer is Olivia Newton John.

By: grant

July 16

Presenting the new trick of the year, "The Strangelove." Way to go Slim! (A reference to Slim Pickens riding the H-Bomb in Dr. Strangelove for those who haven't seen the movie)

By: Has

July 16

This is one way to learn that one-footered tricks really aren't cool.

By: Reed

July 16

Count It !

By: Ninja

July 16

The shot was set. Clouds rolling out of the frame, sun emerging, photographer in place...a very fine day at the Summit-at-Snoqualmie. Matt Guess ollied off the transition, one-foot out, ready to tag the hitching post. Moments later Matt awoke in a white room, sedated, and having lost half his manhood. Well, not all of that is true, but it would make for a better story. Matt Guess, Summit-At-Snoqualmie, WA | Photo: Huggy

By: SlopeStylz

July 16

Ow, my balls!

By: CO-Fosho

July 16

Photoshop!!!!

By: paris

July 16

check out my sweet Wang Grind!

By: mer

July 16

Damn i hate when that happens!

By: bmt_57

July 16

Matt Guess didn't get the happy ending he was looking after this fastplant

By: Clown

July 16

Is this the 90's?

By: Derek

July 16

Landed it!! Whats that breeze near my family?

By: Adam

July 16

Talk about a banger! Matt Guess goes one foot air to sack tap on a bonk that is oddly enough the same colour as the body part it just destroyed.

By: Amos

July 16

Who says snowboarding can't be sexy?

By: Amos

July 16

Matt Guess, humping his way to the podium.

By: The Canadien

July 16

Matt Guess Mixes Ballet And Snowboarding Together While He Tries To Do A Fastplant.

By: Lewis

July 16

This way to the nut stall.

By: tyler

July 16

"AHHH FUCK, ohh so thats what racking is:("

By: Karma

July 16

To say that this trick took some balls would be an understatement

By: Vk

July 16

...yeeeeeeehaaa!!! ...where are the horns? ...XD

By: Joey

July 16

well, he doesn't need a vasectomy any more

By: D E Fresh

July 16

Switch Fast Plant to Taint Slide ... Nice!

By: Caseythefever

July 16

I guess Matt Guessed wrong.

By: CO-Fosho

July 16

Give me an F!!!!

By: dj cumglaze

July 16

The first and last fastplant he'll ever land

By: world up

July 16

Stretching while riding saves time.