Open Caption: September 2011

September 7

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Jizo make scorpion! High Cascade Snowboard Camp, OR. PHOTO: HUGGY

This contest has ended. Congrats to Danny L. for the caption “Jizo shows the world that eating shit isn’t just for dogs anymore.”

While professional snowboarders have Kazu, the professional snowboard industry has Jizo. Everyone’s favorite Japanese character is as animated in real life as he is talented behind the lens. As one of Japan’s premier snowboard photographers, Jizo has captured some stunning and iconic imagery, and much of it has made its way into these publications, but it’s his peculiarities that have truly transformed Jizo from lensman to funnyman. Jesse Grandkowski and the Airblaster crew adopted him when he was fresh off the boat from the South Pacific, and the little guy made his impact in early Airblaster team movies and was featured (among other things): karate shadow-boxing himself, learning and reciting extremely inappropriate American slang on film, never knowing exactly where he was at any given time, dressing up as “Jizz Anderson” and fumbling his way down the High Cascade lane, and taking his shirt off at even a stranger’s request…then stacking shit. Speak of the devil, this month’s Open Caption features a shirtless Jizo about to burn his nipples off in the High Cascade pipe. The person who can conjure up the most compelling caption will win an Airblaster t-shirt with Jizo’s mug on the front. Just provide us with your wittiest caption for this image in the comment section below. From there, it’s a battle of wits to concoct a caption about Jizu’s snowburnt tits. And remember, every good caption has a happy ending.

*Contest Ends September 30th

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By: ryan mctevia

February 22

just like surfing put yourhand out and ride the wave ... wait this isnt a wave

By: Dayton Darou

January 24

OH SHIT!!! MY FACE WANTS SNOW AND ITS AFRAID OF ME AHHHHH!!!!

By: joshua robbins

January 18

everyone was kung fu FACEPLANT

By: Nathan Moon

January 16

Did i leave my stove on? hmm...

By: Greig

November 30

no worries my shadows got me, trust fall

By: Jay Cotter

November 14

no not the man boobies!

By: Mikey G

November 11

You're going down Giant Wall of Snow!

By: Bobby

October 24

I just wanted to give my shadow a high five

By: Chris G

October 10

When are you going to announce a winner? Or do I have to go out and buy the mag?

By: Steve Ford

October 7

Gravity sucks!

By: Mark

October 6

"Melt, melt, melt..."

By: MG23

October 5

Talk about nipples being cold and hard...

By: John

October 4

I always manage to get f*#@ed when my clothes come off

By: Dennis

October 3

Time for a facial!

By: Dennis

October 3

Gimme A Hug!!!

By: Panayotis

September 30

While my girlfriend is always recommending herbs for my skin, I don't think she means face plants per se...

By: Alex Adams

September 30

I should have had a v8.... and some vicadin.

By: Gunnar Johnson

September 30

"and coming up on the hour, Japanese professional snowboard photographer Jizo has finally hit the big time" "intelligence has told us he has managed to rip of his nipples to end a pipe run ant high cascade snowboard camp... wow this is gunna be good"

By: kyle willetts

September 30

damn it missed again!, ill get you one day shadow!

By: Billy B

September 29

You can't see her, but out of frame there's a young harajuku girl waiting patiently at the bottom of the tranny with her ankles above her head.

By: Kevin Arnold

September 28

Oh no!!! My Tits!!!

By: Larry Lambert

September 28

When Jizo isn't falling to his death, he's on Snowboader Mag.

By: Katie

September 28

Who needs to man-scape when I can just take the hair off my nipples with a good ice burn...wait, I just meant for the hair to come off, not the entire nipple!

By: Holdy B

September 28

"Jizo has taken the shirt off folks, and it looks like hes going for the finishing move on the halfpipe"

By: Buzer

September 28

I'm Pretty sure my shirt's down here somewhere...

By: matt tanner

September 27

jizz anderson takes another one off the chin

By: Jack

September 27

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

By: Will

September 27

Damn you gravity, you used to be cool. :(

By: Chris G

September 27

How many slippery nipple shots does it take to perfect the scorpion pipe slide? Jizo knows!

By: dennis knobla

September 27

The Shadow know,,,, its going to hurt.

By: Jon C

September 26

"At least I'll know what my face tastes like."

By: Benjamin Kohanowski

September 26

God damn it, i cant escape my shadow!

By: matt

September 26

Im F***ED!

By: Luke

September 25

hey guys look at me body surf this pipe

By: Colton Perkins

September 24

Hang on I got something up my sleeve... Shit I toook off my shirt I thought u guys said u set up a slip n slide Hold up I got some DogTown skillz

By: snow bum

September 23

Jizo is WAYY to used to having the white stuff "thrown" in his face... NOW hes throwing HIMSELF at it!

By: Alex B

September 23

Tag you're It!

By: Sage Hughes

September 22

If only Steve Aoki didn't steal my DJ idea...

By: Andrew Fredrickson

September 22

wait, this isn't water?

By: James d

September 21

Saw godzilla and tried to make a run for it mid-air. FAILLLL

By: Danny L.

September 21

Jizo shows the world that eating shit isn't just for dogs anymore.

By: greg b

September 20

how cool the feeling of a wall against the teat jizo fight shadow

By: Matty S

September 20

ya just practicing my new trick. i call it the kamikaze. I know It's pretty sick

By: Mateo Guevara Lemeland

September 20

Oh! I see a dollar in the snow! Dibs! Dibs!

By: Dane

September 20

Dude what were you thinking? -I swear to God I saw a golden dollar.

By: Jasper

September 20

"duuur, OMG, WHITE STUUUUFFF!"

By: Jesse C

September 20

Jizo gets whats coming to him, full facial

By: Jeremy

September 19

Must have been that damn earthquakes aftershock again ...

By: DUSTY BOTTOMS

September 19

He will soon find out that yellow plastic slides better!!

By: Mark O

September 19

BONZAI! SURFS UP!

By: Jason McGuire

September 19

"Anyway we can fix this in photoshop?"

By: Janis Vetsch

September 19

spanning salmon !!!!!!!!

By: Jay Kline

September 18

Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Hoe

By: andy g

September 18

He's copying me again!

By: Lew

September 18

these giant halfs are easy let me show you how its done

By: Britton

September 18

SWANDIVEEEEEEEEEEEE!

By: Andy

September 18

Newest halfpipe trick: The Worm.

By: Yung G

September 18

ohh no... forgot my shirt

By: Big Vern

September 17

Oh look a caterpillar!

By: Ash Marvin

September 17

Crouching Camera Man, Hidden Snowboarder

By: Emily T.

September 16

Maybe I should have gone with wake boarding... at least then I would have had an even tan...

By: Samantha

September 16

Take 26....

By: B. Wallraf

September 16

I was trying to hug myself...

By: Charles DuBois

September 16

Tenno Heika BONZAI!! (Long live the Emperor!)

By: Megan

September 15

Silly Japanese, this explains so much.

By: Palmer

September 15

I told you jedi braids were bad luck!

By: Megan

September 15

Halfpipes... gotta love em'.

By: Samantha

September 15

Trying to catch Peter Pans shadow!

By: shawn

September 15

before i went on to the snow i was thinking about doing a back flip but when i was in the air half way around the flip i decided to try to do a front flip and i remembered that i cant do a front flip so i did the salor dive

By: Rachel

September 15

Who do you think you are? Ken Jeong?

By: Cody Taylor

September 15

BEAR HUGE!

By: Cody Taylor

September 15

lets get married

By: 19

September 15

MESSING WITH SASQUATCH.

By: Luke

September 15

My shadow is scaring me so I will jump on it.

By: kelvin

September 14

lets make some snow angels

By: Grant

September 14

"Take me to your leader."

By: Brandon

September 14

"I come in peace."

By: PUNISHER

September 14

Note to self: Reconsider the whole going pro thing.

By: c-bird

September 14

KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

By: Rob Light

September 14

"Shadow - you are my one true love, EMBRACE ME!" two wrist casts later ..... "Man, my shadow is one cold hearted bitch!"

By: Avery J.

September 14

At least he's not shirtless chick... or would it?

By: Avery Jensen

September 14

Shit happens

By: robert

September 13

Belly Flop, EXTREME!

By: shahn

September 13

BANZAI!!

By: Sam

September 13

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

By: max Langer

September 13

Darn, the butterfly flew away

By: Taylor Harrison

September 13

Diving right into snowboarding season! Shred on

By: Alex

September 13

nips, on the rocks.

By: Mike O'Dea

September 13

Don't worry, you're skin will break your fall.

By: shaun w

September 13

Zero Gravity

By: cameron fawson

September 13

ozij is the name of jizos shadow, and its his turn to be on top.

By: Chris G

September 13

While some prefer the pain of hot wax to remove unwanted body hair, Jizo demonstrates the High Cascade Samurai method of hair and skin removal, the Kamikaze scorpion pipe slide.

By: adil

September 13

Art of shadow hunting .....Mastered

By: T Bone

September 13

Like so many young men before, he popped to earlier. Wish explains the name Jizo.

By: Evan C

September 12

The real karate Kid is back in business!

By: Eee see

September 12

Jin and Jang.

By: Obama

September 12

Dog chase tail, Jizzo chase shadow.

By: Chris

September 12

my nipples are soooo cold that they will cut straight thru this pipe!

By: Nir Malka

September 12

Hey, why's the dude in shadow has jacket? where mines?

By: Louis

September 12

umm snow.

By: Matthew Stith

September 12

OMG SWAG!

By: John

September 12

In Japanese shred tradition, if Jizo sees his shadow, we'll have 6 more weeks of winter.

By: Dennis

September 12

LOOK OUT SHADOW GUY!!!

By: Megan

September 11

They told me to go eat sh**, but snow just tastes so much better!

By: jon

September 11

its cuz hes Asian

By: Ben Hammond

September 11

Mr. Miyagi... what do I do now?

By: april eum

September 11

"-OH! FOUND MY LUCKY PENNY!"

By: Bradskts

September 11

That was easy

By: Kyle Altenbach

September 11

Here I come ladies.

By: Pete

September 11

Jizo, about to do battle with his shadow!

By: travis kerr

September 11

I'm no expert, but that could be the last trick in the new Airblaster movie; two years in a row - nicely done Jizz

By: Colton Manwill

September 11

KAMIKAZE!!!

By: nico dk

September 10

Spider mAN Spider Man eating Shit as the best of us can

By: radron

September 10

This would of never happened to me if I was black...

By: Grant Derifield

September 10

Half pipe diving the newest thing to snowboarding. Goal see how far you go into the snow. I give him a 9.5 for technique.

By: Ron

September 10

At first I was like :) And then I was like :O

By: bosso

September 10

these days the kamikazes are on a desperate search for causes worth to die for. this dedicated and somewhat misguided member gave up his life in an attempt to destroy the great white superpipe monster...

By: Colin

September 9

Ahh Fuckin nip slipin!

By: Vinnie Ferrara

September 9

Jizzo in the FACE!

By: redishbrown

September 9

they said these dance moves were easy

By: Micaela Korb

September 9

Get ready to tune in Tokyo!!

By: Erika O.

September 9

"Jizo Gone Wild"

By: clif

September 9

"the art of fright"

By: Alex Marthaler

September 8

"Down goes Jizo! Down goes Jizo!"

By: Weston C.

September 8

should have kept my job at the laundromat. my burning nipples could iron my own shirt

By: Joe L

September 8

"Dont worry guys, i meant to do that."

By: Justin

September 8

Kazu working on his new move, the SUSHI ROLL. He put a little too much KUNG POW in this attempt.

By: Mike S

September 8

Karate Kid Lesson 2: Slide down half pipe on feet not on face

By: Salomander

September 8

"Maybe Jed was right... Tacoing at the rail gardens is looking pretty zen right about now."

By: dylan t.

September 8

japans secret prodigy

By: Severin B.

September 8

i'll take tit burn over dick burn any day..

By: zizo

September 8

it was good time at Mt,hood. everybody laugh is good for me. I got snowboarder mag. japan issue was great !! thanks!

By: JEff

September 8

tokyo a go-go baby! YEAH!!!!!!

By: Yak

September 8

Why does big hug from shadow feel like dragged behind snowcat?

By: Joe Dirte

September 8

This Body Stomp by Jizo

By: Ian

September 8

its always a good idea to tape your nipples before doing any physical activities to prevent chafing

By: Luke Mathison

September 8

"I rove snow buln"!!!

By: dingle ding

September 8

. w w w . g l o b a l i n t e r n e t g o v e r n m e n t . c o m gig by me , CHARLES WEBSTER BAER , of bend oregon , president of E A R T H . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEsUvbdDRnY

By: Kara

September 8

that hippy snow hugger......

By: Sergio De la Rosa

September 8

Later tits!!!

By: Matthew

September 8

I didn't need my nipples anyway...

By: Matthew

September 8

How can I make this look like I planned it???

By: Chris L

September 8

Everyone knows that eventually Jizo will cum flying out of the pipe.

By: Andrew Brook

September 8

Shadow......catch me!!!!

By: Richard Tucker

September 8

Zen: The moments between when your board leaves the lip, to when you finally recover consciousness.

By: Brittany

September 8

SEE YA!

By: Chaz

September 8

Year of the Scorpion

By: Chaz

September 8

Kid knows how to Shread his face off.

By: Shlim

September 8

Mc nipple twist

By: Emily P.

September 8

"Superman that hoooo"

By: Hampuzz

September 8

Volcano death flip

By: Doh

September 7

We know how this will end. Gratuitous amounts of Swearing.

By: Doh

September 7

AFLAC!

By: Doh

September 7

I knew I never should have dropped In with Sake Goggles on!

By: Hiro

September 7

Not again..

By: Doh

September 7

My Rising Sun headband and Kamakaze Nipple Shields will save me! "Tenno Heika Banzai !!"

By: alex thackery

September 7

Barrel Roll

By: Steven Goodell

September 7

Jizo adds toeside edge to his Pokemon collection.

By: jerkface

September 7

These ho-ho attempts really need to stop.

By: Claire Strautmanis

September 7

"its just like surfing... its just like surfing..."

By: Aaron Knight

September 7

So long, gay boys!

By: Ivan S.

September 7

Deal Breaker Danger!!

By: Steven Goodell

September 7

Edges: Gotta catch 'em all!

By: Michael

September 7

Forgetting to wear your airblaster and then falling towards one less nipple, Priceless.

By: ben w

September 7

nobody move, i dropped my contact.

By: Jeff b

September 7

This pipe sucks, Im making my way back to Japan!!

By: serberalpalsy

September 7

hows my snowboarding? Call 1800BUTTPHUCKMYSHADOW.

By: Matt

September 7

Just when he thought it was safe, attacked by a frozen tsunami.

By: Colton Whitworth

September 7

This is the best way to pull off the nipple ripper! If a beaver, Mike Tyson, or a cyco ex-girlfriend are involved...then you know you screwed up somewhere!

By: Megan

September 7

I've chopped through wooden boards and bricks, now its time for some ice...Hi-Ya

By: J man

September 7

Woah! hey look a shadow!

By: Ryan S.

September 7

Jizo was mindful that,in the way of the samurai, disgrace awaits only those with burnt tits and skinned elbows at the flatbottom.

By: Josh

September 7

Code brown, I need a new pair of pants...what cha lookin at my gut furrr

By: TJ Nickel

September 7

Double Shadow High Five!

By: Ryan

September 7

Just remember: Don't forget to use the right wax.

By: Jordan

September 7

my nipples are gonna be torn to shreds after this one

By: Zach K.

September 7

EPIC shirtless death fall of doom

By: bjizzle

September 7

"Airblaster is a gayblaster" -kazu

By: Erika Ogami

September 7

"I'll catch ya!" ~Jizo's shadow

By: Cam W

September 7

Going down on that pipe

By: Kelson

September 7

Frustrated with a lack of iconic shots, Jizo discards the lens. "Ionic fall is four elements: show no fear, wear no shirt, make shadow-dance on snow, and all above else... have no nipples," Jizo repeats to his students.

By: corey

September 7

tough croud huh? everyone's kungfu fighting.

By: Edith

September 7

nipple smackdown

By: teehitch

September 7

I need to stop leaving Never Never Land. My shadow always seems to get away from me!

By: Matt Finnell

September 7

22' Deep, No diving Allowed.

By: Mike

September 7

Ah fuck my ass! (say like Russell Brand)

By: Scott Anderson

September 7

Hory cow! I spin rike a hericopter

By: DJF

September 7

There's my contact lense!

By: craigasian

September 7

"If you would have asked me yesterday what I would be doing today, I wouldn't have said shaving down my chest on a halfpipe....I know right life is crazy like that!"

By: Reese McCarthy

September 7

"SQUIRREL!" .... there is no rule for if you can put duse captions...

By: Reese McCarthy

September 7

"Blast this"

By: Eric

September 7

"I have really sensitive nipples and I didn't think this through"

By: MIKE M

September 7

You guys said you put down the slip n' slide!

By: Eddie Crawford

September 7

I don't like the the taste of snow - I wonder whats for dinner.....??

By: Beav

September 7

memoir of a Jizo - Jizo demonstrates how to put the "art" in flight

By: Matthew Allen

September 7

What appears to be a crash, is actually one of many battles between Jizo and his old rival, The Shadow! Watch as Jizo goes in for the kill.

By: LeeLee

September 7

Sake Bomb!

By: Nate B

September 7

"Johnny Tsunami's got nothing on me."

By: Jay Kuzma

September 7

Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!

By: Rich Wilder

September 7

The Japenese olympic diving Teams practice took a turn for the worse, when they found out that Diving was in the summer Olympic games, not in the winter olympic games. Still Jizo triple pike, half tuck somersault was sure to impress the judges!

By: Yousef Syed

September 7

Wax on; Wax off

By: tyler richtman

September 7

ohh noo komozaki goes down! komozaki goes down! just another day at mt high ;)

By: dan

September 7

peter pan finally found his shadow.

By: Pijus Kazimieraitis

September 7

Japanese flying penguin

By: Rob C.

September 7

OH NO! I think I need a tan!

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