Oakley and Snowboarder Magazine “Caption This!” Contest

January 26

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This contest has ended. Congrats to the winners…

1. CRiSCo
“The phenemenon of breathing fire occurs when one’s red blood cells start to party. Naturally, with all parties, alcohol is brought into the picture. Red blood cells, by nature, are extremely careless alcoholics, and often spill quite a bit of alcohol. The alcohol reacts with the pacemakers in the heart, and, as a result, fire is formed in the bloodstream. Lungs then expell the flames before any damage is done, resulting in breathing fire. According to extensive scientific research, breathing fire is NOT good for you. There is no known cure.”

2. Sam Sandmire
“Pop Rocks Overdose”

3. Dave
“Never eat glowsticks”

4. Esben
“I eat triple corks for breakfast”

Oakley’s Team of World Class Riders are pumped for Winter X Games this week in Aspen! So pumped that they’re giving away two sick Oakley Snow Gear Packs worth almost $700.

All you have to do is add a funny, witty caption to Oakley Ripper Torstein Horgmo’s funky picture above by adding a comment with your contact info. The editors of Snowboarder Magazine and Oakley Sports will choose the best two captions (one male, one female) next week!

Prize Pack:
1. Oakley Airbrake® Snow Goggle or Gretchen Bleiler Signature Series Stockholm™ Snow Goggle
2. Oakley Tech Outerwear Piece
3. Oakley Snow Beanie
4. Oakley Snow Gloves

Check out the Oakley Snow Collections and follow Oakley Action Sports on Twitter at @OakleyAction
Men’s:
Women’s:

May the best captions win!

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Comments

  • Joel

    The anti-summer himself

  • Craig

    180 hard-way fart lightin’.

  • Tyler Og

    Torstien Horgmo-
    First one to the triple cork,
    Now he’s spittin flame,
    watch your girl or he’ll pork,
    cause he’s got the game

  • Tristan

    I just ate travis rice…..Damn!

  • Shao L

    Torstein: I never eat shit, instead I spit fire, AWSM.

  • Dane

    That Cobra Dog was HOT. My mouth feels like its on fire!

  • Brendon Gibb

    After inventing the ‘Torstein’ filament light bulb, Horgmo said “Let there be light!”

  • Brendon Gibb

    After inventing the ‘Torstein’ filament light bulb, Horgmo proclaimed “Let There Be Light!”

  • Hunter

    check out this new flavor of snus, Glow mint!

  • Dirk

    Torstein doesn’t eat steak, he eats dragons!

  • Dirk

    Game of in your face…off-hill edition!

  • Dirk

    Game of in your face – Torstein Horgmo vs. Fire Breathing Dragons.

  • http://www.seanoconnorart.com Sean O’Connor

    this is what too much dubstep does to you

  • garrett j

    I thought this was the cover from “Haunting in connecticut”

  • Kyle willetts

    Torstein – stomping triple corks , glowing from the inside what will he do next?!

  • Jake

    A little taste of the demon within Torstein!

  • Bryan

    “Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan Dylan and Dylan -because I spit hot fire!”

  • Megan W

    “Come on baby, light my fire” ;)

  • TheRealest

    Just lost a game of in and around your mouth

  • Megan Palmer

    They didn’t believe me when I told them I could breathe fire…

  • Megan

    Damn. Do you really enjoy giving me spicy peppers and watching me suffer?

  • Dirk

    Wait, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  • Brandon

    “FUS RO DAH!”

  • Philip

    Fire tornado .

  • Nick

    Damn Mexican food!

  • Russell H.

    Torstein Horgmo is busy practicing tricks for X Flames 17

  • Matej

    because just an open mouth is too mainstream

  • http://seasick66.tumblr.com Ally Seashells

    I spit hot fire!

  • justin miklich

    Zeus has good aim.

  • cory Cook

    PFF triple corks are nothing…

  • Eddie Vais

    No one explained to him that when spitting fire don’t inhale!

  • John

    Flaming hot wings!

  • Jesse

    Selling your soul to the devil = Triple Cork and other fringe benefits

  • http://www.ridersagency.com Kaspars

    Don’t mess with angry grizzly!

  • Mikey Gierula

    I just went BEAST mode!!!

  • Gillian

    The dragon slayer himself.

  • http://frontflip.no Esben Gudbrandsen

    I eat tripple cork´s for breakfast!

  • Andrew Dangler

    “If you wear Oakley you can do triple corks too, oh, and this cool thing I’m doing with my mouth!”

  • Brock coutu

    I am Snowboarder I breath fire and throw out triple corks like there pancakes.

  • joe

    HORGMO CENTIGRADE

  • shelby

    Hi! Im torstien aka a triple cork throwin’, fire blowin’ monsta!

  • Žan Novak

    he says ; ” fuuuck that box son – lets put it on fire “

  • Aaron Tufts

    Dang, maybe I should read the side effects in cigarets next time :/

  • Jordan Viveiros

    “I don’t always throw triple corks. But when I do, I like to breathe fire.”

  • Zach

    And this is exactly why I don’t eat Mexican food before I board!!! And if you think that’s bad you should see what it looked like coming out the other end… Let’s just say that the toilet will never be the same.

  • Jennifer C.

    “Puff the Magic Dragon has nothing on me!!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/rockpaperscissor Joseph Gleason

    nasty as i’ll ever be, are you sure the snow is falling?

  • candace

    they can chew you up but they gotta spit you out!

  • Dan

    o hey its “Torch”stein Horgmo

  • Heather Pinkham

    I spit hot, HOT fire!

  • Tom

    Mexican food, can’t get enough.

  • Robert marks

    Side affects may include a burning sensation

  • Dash Rowland

    Rah, Rah, like a dungeon dragon!

  • Anna Brodersen

    Why so blue?

  • Conrado Geronimo

    World class rider, Torstein Horgmo, is so excited about the “Winter X games” in Aspen that he wants to show the world he has more than one talent…His breath is so hot in the mornings he can light up a room.

  • Daniel Dorres

    Here Comes The BOOOOM!!!

  • Drew

    next level blue angel

  • dave miller

    global warming? Nah I haven’t noticed any effects from it!

  • daniel

    fire breathing rasta

  • Ian Duecy

    Scientists have recently figured out the reason Torstein Horgmo is able to defy gravity, he’s from another planet; where the race is powered by nuclear cores!

  • Matt

    And you thought lighting farts on fire was cool.

  • Will Seymour

    While Horgmo has been described as a God among men, this still doesn’t describe why he appears to be speaking in tongues.

  • Tyler

    “Hello, my name is Torstein Horgmo, and I eat the souls of hummingbirds for breakfast”

  • Tyler

    “SKÅL”

  • Jeremy Byington

    Can you smellllllllllllllllllll, what the Torstein is cookin!!!

  • Colin

    looks like a dove coming out, Horgmo and his triple cork is “sent from above”

  • JAMES

    The earth trembled and quaked,
    and the foundations of the mountains shook;
    they trembled because he was angry.
    Smoke rose from his nostrils;
    consuming fire came from his mouth,
    burning coals blazed out of it.
    He parted the heavens and came down;
    dark clouds were under his feet.
    He mounted the cherubim and flew;
    he soared on the wings of the wind.

  • Erin

    I’ve got a date with this hot chick tonight….how’s my breath?

  • Bailee

    Does anybody have an antacid?… My acid reflux is really actin up today!

  • Jan

    I have enough fire drills my boss makes me in office so that one can’t beat me ;)

  • Dirk

    “Should I have a dentist look at this?”

  • Wayne Patten

    WTF Mark McMorris just stole my move and scored a 49 .Fu%K it,Poweriiiing up
    with my super powers! Dropping… (Crowd)Did you see that Torstein Horgmo score a perfect 50… (Tortein)Eat shit Mark McMorris

  • Erin

    Everyone says you get heartburn when you’re pregnant, but this is ridiculous.

  • Taylor Mann

    Torstein has been blazing lately

  • Jack

    Spit fire.. wait i dont skate

  • Trey B

    The Tor showing us that even fallen angels need a fuel source to munch on every so often…

  • Bishop

    Take a breath, we got you covered.

  • doug b

    Im Dilon and I spit hot fire

  • mack

    GOT SCOPE???

  • Sean

    Who ever said to not mix fire and ice?

  • Austin Burkeen

    The fire-breathing cork dragon.

  • Greg Lujan

    Better call the fire department cause i’m on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • John K

    Melting snow one breath at a time…

  • Mike

    My mouth is so much more electrifying than Uncle Festers!

  • Oliver kane

    I guess I may be a cause if global warming?

  • Don Di Fiore

    spit rhymes so fast they’ll burn a hole in the sun~

  • Joakim Bekkevold Kretzmähr

    Hey i’m Norwegian too and that’s daily thing we do here in Norway, we are vikings, Horgmoooo!!!

  • Mike Poma

    Is it me, or am i a caveman?

  • Sergey

    I’m charging up my lazers, McMorris.

  • mike poma

    Jump on in, its a little peice of heaven!

  • Phil

    Oakley will bring the heat. We spit hot fire!

  • Jerry

    Dragon breath.

  • Jesus Casiano

    It’s so cold yet I’m so hott

  • Trevor roy

    This is what happens when Torstein and Nichole get togather

  • Joshua Kohel

    I can light up your world

  • Michael

    “Holy Crap!” I’m the triple cork god.

  • Taylor Connelly

    The name, Torstein but they call me jesus.

  • Andy

    Nicole…. Thought we talked about this

  • James Cabrera

    You’re lucky this curry isn’t coming out the other end.

  • Chriser

    Breathing Fire!!

  • Ken S

    Oooow boy, your breath is harsh! Cover your mouth up like you got SARS!

  • Will

    i like eggs

  • James

    “These glowsticks taste like burning!”

  • Eduardo Brenes

    “But officer, I swear I haven’t been drinking!”

  • Jesse

    Spitting fire is Gangsta!

  • C McMillan

    Torstein Horgmo aka Loki, Norse God of Fire

  • jake davis

    NO WAIT! I’m not really a flamer!

  • Paul

    Why chew, when you can spit fire instead!

  • Vince G

    F**K you mcmorris I can breath fire. Bitch

  • Chris Wright

    Man…. That’s one spicy meatball!!

  • Noah Goebel

    I changed my mind, I’ll take a water.

  • Matt

    Oakleys new line of grillz. the horgmo signature serie: dragons breath.

  • toby stephens

    I like my marshmallows black.

  • Vince G

    Red Bull gives you fire breath* Unfortunately for Torstein, McMorris got wings

  • Hannes Bergh

    Our Boy Torstien is yet again on fire with Team O!!!!

  • AJ McClelland

    -Just figured I would brighten up my smile a bit!

  • Andy Menting

    This is just one side effect of greatness.

  • Keegan Maronpot

    Go ahead, make fun of my name one more time…this is gonna happen to you

  • Jonathan

    I don’t always board good but when I do I breath fire before x!

  • Sean Giroir

    ya i eat flaming birds…no big deal or anything

  • Austin B

    Hodhamn!

  • Kurt

    Hummingbird nightlight.. Try peeing in a dark port-a-potty without one..

  • George Libera

    …and the X games first place golden mouthguard goes to Torstein Horgmo!

  • Anthony

    Flaming hot Cheetos mmmmmm good

  • Annika

    Who needs a triple cork when you can melt the snow?!

  • Charlotte

    A weapon of mass destruction.

  • Dre

    On set for the new Dairy Queen commercial. Flame thrower burgers all day

  • Steve Arnburg

    “Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon”

  • xavier

    Fired up for Winter X!!!

  • Justin uno

    Just warming up mcmorris

  • Connor Thompson

    chuck norris leaves his most dangerous stunts for torstien horgmo……breathing fire

  • Alexis

    Looks like Frank is da reaaaalll gangsta!! As you can see one of his unicorn minions shot starts at Torsten out of its toes!!!!!

  • Ryan S.

    I came here to shred up some snow… With my Weiner!

  • jacob

    Guys, guys.. get the camera i can breathe fucking fire.

  • Victor

    “That’s why i don’t fear the cold!”

  • zach

    As soon as I see those judges their toast

  • Matthew Khan

    “If I weren’t Jamaican, why would I be wearing this funny hat?”

  • Bryan Callahan

    You know, you could have just asked us for some Fire Iridium Jawbones.

  • Duane

    My Dad told me to never eat a fire crotch…. Now I know why!!

  • Renee Joelle

    Thy shall suffer the consequences of the fire throwing Torstein should you talk blasphemy against Oakley

  • Jesse Paltzer

    Do I have something in my teeth???

  • Rob

    “I bring the heat when all others fail”

  • Paul

    it may be cold out, but i’ve got a burning passion on inside waiting to emerge

  • Christian

    My S*** so hot….. I leave the booters in puddles!

  • Jocelyn Forsman

    ” It sure tastes like winter X Gold to me.”

  • http://soundcould.com/n01z Dave

    This is what it looks like when you puke up glowsticks.

  • http://soundcould.com/n01z Dave

    Glowsticks don’t sit well in your stomache.

  • http://soundcould.com/n01z Dave

    Never eat glowsticks.

  • Justin Landry

    I was hungry, so I ate the competition. Yeah they were pretty hot, but I can handle the heat. Bring it on XGAMES!!!

  • Ken Walden

    That tasted alot better on the way down

  • ryan

    if xgames calls a jumpline the financial distract, i wonder what they could caption this…

  • Dave

    Top 5 shredders in the game… Torstien Torstien Torstien Torstien and Torstien… because i spit hot fire!!!

  • DS

    i rip and i shred.. i shred and i rip this is what torstien horgmo spit!

  • Casey Castellez

    Fresh Lava Cake

  • Chad Silcox

    Fact: Torstien Horgmo to land the triple cork.
    Unknown Fact: Torstien Horgmo was suppose to be the original John Coffey in the movie “The Green Mile.”

  • alex

    Show me the light!

  • Jessica C

    Year of the dragon my ass! It’s the year of Torstein! I spit that fire!

  • Alex Doucette

    If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s what really throws you into a panic

  • Jared

    Come on baby light my fire, whoa whoa whoa!! That’s to close!

  • Brooks Imdieke

    Well eating fire is another way to keep warm i guess.

  • Caitlin Summers

    who needs this, being cold is gangsta!

  • Gus

    “so who needed a light?”

  • Eric

    I’m so on fire that it’s time to loose a game of in your face!

  • Kyle Southerland

    Aurora Halitosis?

  • Pete

    Oakley ” Fire & Ice ” Series

  • Nathaniel

    Good thing this fire is drying up all my tears.

  • Ace Jackman

    OMG! I didn’t know cum was flammable!!!

  • Hanna Jantzi

    Call me the luminator

  • Krasimir Petrov Petrov

    Go and tell now someone else en-lighted you!

  • ian

    Hot is Cool.

  • ian

    Suck it!

  • http://snowboarder Krissy Wilson

    Beat the heat with something cold!

  • http://twitter.com/mynameischad Chad

    you know what isnt AWSM… never placing in xgames slopestyle.

  • Mike Naegele

    When I smile its so bright, I can hit my lines at night! Through the air and through the trees, From triple flips to switch backside 720′s

  • Chris Sims

    I knew farts were flammable but morning breath?

  • Jordan

    dragon dragon dragon dragon mushroom mushroom dragon dragon dragon dragon mushroom mushroom

  • Sam Sandmire

    Pop rocks overdose.

  • Joey

    this is what happens when you wax nicole.

  • Hayden

    Potty mouth

  • Mike Flannery

    Lets play a game of suck and BLOW!

  • Sean camp

    Pfffffff…….me wear Scott goggles!!!!!

  • Josh

    Pshh gold medal? I spit gold.

  • Dirk

    You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full. It just ends up weirding everyone out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.cody.taylor CRiSCo

    “The phenemenon of breathing fire occurs when one’s red blood cells start to party. Naturally, with all parties, alcohol is brought into the picture. Red blood cells, by nature, are extremely careless alcoholics, and often spill quite a bit of alcohol. The alcohol reacts with the pacemakers in the heart, and, as a result, fire is formed in the bloodstream. Lungs then expell the flames before any damage is done, resulting in breathing fire. According to extensive scientific research, breathing fire is NOT good for you. There is no known cure.”

    Good luck, Horgmo…

  • Adam west-patrick

    Your a wizard Torstein

  • Daniel

    Cigarettes are just like weasels, both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and try to set fire to them.

  • Dennis “D-NICE”

    “They call me “HOT LIPS” for good reason!

  • Felixp

    This is his modus operandi, for all we know, Torstein is on fire!

  • James D.

    Who needs a light? The new Horgmo lighter coming soon to a smoke shop near you

  • http://luckynumber36.tumblr.com/ Brittany

    Fire in my belly… Ice in my veins.

  • lee

    Fire from my mouth and sunlight from my ass bitches!
    Lets see marc mcmorris top that!

  • Trevor

    triple cork! breathin’ fire!… all he does is win… #WINNING!

  • Christopher

    “Fire, burn. Burn, babylon, burn!!!”

  • Andrew Parry

    The stunts are cool and the competition is heating up

  • http://luckynumber36.tumblr.com/ Brittany

    Can Jesus do THIS?

  • http://luckynumber36.tumblr.com/ Brittany

    I’m so hot I puke lava.

  • William

    “Horgmo is on fire….. Literally!”

  • Dirk

    Having orbs as a source of calories is normally reserved for scientologists, but some people will try anything.

  • Greg

    The beast within reveals himself. Stride is frothing at the mouth for sponsorship now.

  • J

    curious…what were the winning captions?

  • J

    Have the captions been chosen?

  • EDM

    Any winners?

  • Brandon Weir

    Man that was F***ing hot!!

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