Oakley and Snowboarder Magazine “Caption This!” Contest

January 26

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This contest has ended. Congrats to the winners…

1. CRiSCo
“The phenemenon of breathing fire occurs when one’s red blood cells start to party. Naturally, with all parties, alcohol is brought into the picture. Red blood cells, by nature, are extremely careless alcoholics, and often spill quite a bit of alcohol. The alcohol reacts with the pacemakers in the heart, and, as a result, fire is formed in the bloodstream. Lungs then expell the flames before any damage is done, resulting in breathing fire. According to extensive scientific research, breathing fire is NOT good for you. There is no known cure.”

2. Sam Sandmire
“Pop Rocks Overdose”

3. Dave
“Never eat glowsticks”

4. Esben
“I eat triple corks for breakfast”

Oakley’s Team of World Class Riders are pumped for Winter X Games this week in Aspen! So pumped that they’re giving away two sick Oakley Snow Gear Packs worth almost $700.

All you have to do is add a funny, witty caption to Oakley Ripper Torstein Horgmo’s funky picture above by adding a comment with your contact info. The editors of Snowboarder Magazine and Oakley Sports will choose the best two captions (one male, one female) next week!

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May the best captions win!

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By: Brandon Weir

February 23

Man that was F***ing hot!!

By: EDM

February 15

Any winners?

By: J

February 14

Have the captions been chosen?

By: J

February 9

curious...what were the winning captions?

By: Greg

February 2

The beast within reveals himself. Stride is frothing at the mouth for sponsorship now.

By: Dirk

February 1

Having orbs as a source of calories is normally reserved for scientologists, but some people will try anything.

By: William

January 31

"Horgmo is on fire..... Literally!"

By: Brittany

January 30

I'm so hot I puke lava.

By: Brittany

January 30

Can Jesus do THIS?

By: Andrew Parry

January 30

The stunts are cool and the competition is heating up

By: Christopher

January 30

"Fire, burn. Burn, babylon, burn!!!"

By: Trevor

January 29

triple cork! breathin' fire!... all he does is win... #WINNING!

By: lee

January 29

Fire from my mouth and sunlight from my ass bitches! Lets see marc mcmorris top that!

By: Brittany

January 29

Fire in my belly... Ice in my veins.

By: James D.

January 29

Who needs a light? The new Horgmo lighter coming soon to a smoke shop near you

By: Felixp

January 29

This is his modus operandi, for all we know, Torstein is on fire!

By: Dennis "D-NICE"

January 29

"They call me "HOT LIPS" for good reason!

By: Daniel

January 29

Cigarettes are just like weasels, both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and try to set fire to them.

By: Adam west-patrick

January 28

Your a wizard Torstein

By: CRiSCo

January 28

"The phenemenon of breathing fire occurs when one's red blood cells start to party. Naturally, with all parties, alcohol is brought into the picture. Red blood cells, by nature, are extremely careless alcoholics, and often spill quite a bit of alcohol. The alcohol reacts with the pacemakers in the heart, and, as a result, fire is formed in the bloodstream. Lungs then expell the flames before any damage is done, resulting in breathing fire. According to extensive scientific research, breathing fire is NOT good for you. There is no known cure." Good luck, Horgmo...

By: Dirk

January 28

You shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It just ends up weirding everyone out.

By: Josh

January 28

Pshh gold medal? I spit gold.

By: Sean camp

January 28

Pfffffff.......me wear Scott goggles!!!!!

By: Mike Flannery

January 28

Lets play a game of suck and BLOW!

By: Hayden

January 28

Potty mouth

By: Joey

January 28

this is what happens when you wax nicole.

By: Sam Sandmire

January 28

Pop rocks overdose.

By: Jordan

January 28

dragon dragon dragon dragon mushroom mushroom dragon dragon dragon dragon mushroom mushroom

By: Chris Sims

January 28

I knew farts were flammable but morning breath?

By: Mike Naegele

January 28

When I smile its so bright, I can hit my lines at night! Through the air and through the trees, From triple flips to switch backside 720's

By: Chad

January 28

you know what isnt AWSM... never placing in xgames slopestyle.

By: Krissy Wilson

January 28

Beat the heat with something cold!

By: ian

January 28

Suck it!

By: ian

January 28

Hot is Cool.

By: Krasimir Petrov Petrov

January 28

Go and tell now someone else en-lighted you!

By: Hanna Jantzi

January 28

Call me the luminator

By: Ace Jackman

January 28

OMG! I didn't know cum was flammable!!!

By: Nathaniel

January 28

Good thing this fire is drying up all my tears.

By: Pete

January 28

Oakley " Fire & Ice " Series

By: Kyle Southerland

January 28

Aurora Halitosis?

By: Eric

January 28

I'm so on fire that it's time to loose a game of in your face!

By: Gus

January 28

"so who needed a light?"

By: Caitlin Summers

January 28

who needs this, being cold is gangsta!

By: Brooks Imdieke

January 28

Well eating fire is another way to keep warm i guess.

By: Jared

January 28

Come on baby light my fire, whoa whoa whoa!! That's to close!

By: Alex Doucette

January 28

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic

By: Jessica C

January 28

Year of the dragon my ass! It's the year of Torstein! I spit that fire!

By: alex

January 28

Show me the light!

By: Chad Silcox

January 28

Fact: Torstien Horgmo to land the triple cork. Unknown Fact: Torstien Horgmo was suppose to be the original John Coffey in the movie "The Green Mile."

By: Casey Castellez

January 28

Fresh Lava Cake

By: DS

January 28

i rip and i shred.. i shred and i rip this is what torstien horgmo spit!

By: Dave

January 28

Top 5 shredders in the game... Torstien Torstien Torstien Torstien and Torstien... because i spit hot fire!!!

By: ryan

January 28

if xgames calls a jumpline the financial distract, i wonder what they could caption this...

By: Ken Walden

January 28

That tasted alot better on the way down

By: Justin Landry

January 28

I was hungry, so I ate the competition. Yeah they were pretty hot, but I can handle the heat. Bring it on XGAMES!!!

By: Dave

January 28

Never eat glowsticks.

By: Dave

January 28

Glowsticks don't sit well in your stomache.

By: Dave

January 28

This is what it looks like when you puke up glowsticks.

By: Jocelyn Forsman

January 28

" It sure tastes like winter X Gold to me."

By: Christian

January 28

My S*** so hot..... I leave the booters in puddles!

By: Paul

January 28

it may be cold out, but i've got a burning passion on inside waiting to emerge

By: Rob

January 28

"I bring the heat when all others fail"

By: Jesse Paltzer

January 28

Do I have something in my teeth???

By: Renee Joelle

January 28

Thy shall suffer the consequences of the fire throwing Torstein should you talk blasphemy against Oakley

By: Duane

January 28

My Dad told me to never eat a fire crotch.... Now I know why!!

By: Bryan Callahan

January 28

You know, you could have just asked us for some Fire Iridium Jawbones.

By: Matthew Khan

January 28

"If I weren't Jamaican, why would I be wearing this funny hat?"

By: zach

January 28

As soon as I see those judges their toast

By: Victor

January 28

"That's why i don't fear the cold!"

By: jacob

January 28

Guys, guys.. get the camera i can breathe fucking fire.

By: Ryan S.

January 28

I came here to shred up some snow... With my Weiner!

By: Alexis

January 28

Looks like Frank is da reaaaalll gangsta!! As you can see one of his unicorn minions shot starts at Torsten out of its toes!!!!!

By: Connor Thompson

January 28

chuck norris leaves his most dangerous stunts for torstien horgmo......breathing fire

By: Justin uno

January 28

Just warming up mcmorris

By: xavier

January 28

Fired up for Winter X!!!

By: Steve Arnburg

January 28

"Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon"

By: Dre

January 28

On set for the new Dairy Queen commercial. Flame thrower burgers all day

By: Charlotte

January 28

A weapon of mass destruction.

By: Annika

January 28

Who needs a triple cork when you can melt the snow?!

By: Anthony

January 28

Flaming hot Cheetos mmmmmm good

By: George Libera

January 28

...and the X games first place golden mouthguard goes to Torstein Horgmo!

By: Kurt

January 28

Hummingbird nightlight.. Try peeing in a dark port-a-potty without one..

By: Austin B

January 28

Hodhamn!

By: Sean Giroir

January 28

ya i eat flaming birds...no big deal or anything

By: Jonathan

January 28

I don't always board good but when I do I breath fire before x!

By: Keegan Maronpot

January 28

Go ahead, make fun of my name one more time...this is gonna happen to you

By: Andy Menting

January 28

This is just one side effect of greatness.

By: AJ McClelland

January 28

-Just figured I would brighten up my smile a bit!

By: Hannes Bergh

January 28

Our Boy Torstien is yet again on fire with Team O!!!!

By: Vince G

January 28

Red Bull gives you fire breath* Unfortunately for Torstein, McMorris got wings

By: toby stephens

January 28

I like my marshmallows black.

By: Matt

January 28

Oakleys new line of grillz. the horgmo signature serie: dragons breath.

By: Noah Goebel

January 28

I changed my mind, I'll take a water.

By: Chris Wright

January 28

Man.... That's one spicy meatball!!

By: Vince G

January 28

F**K you mcmorris I can breath fire. Bitch

By: Paul

January 28

Why chew, when you can spit fire instead!

By: jake davis

January 28

NO WAIT! I'm not really a flamer!

By: C McMillan

January 28

Torstein Horgmo aka Loki, Norse God of Fire

By: Jesse

January 28

Spitting fire is Gangsta!

By: Eduardo Brenes

January 28

"But officer, I swear I haven't been drinking!"

By: James

January 28

"These glowsticks taste like burning!"

By: Will

January 28

i like eggs

By: Ken S

January 28

Oooow boy, your breath is harsh! Cover your mouth up like you got SARS!

By: Chriser

January 28

Breathing Fire!!

By: James Cabrera

January 28

You're lucky this curry isn't coming out the other end.

By: Andy

January 28

Nicole.... Thought we talked about this

By: Taylor Connelly

January 28

The name, Torstein but they call me jesus.

By: Michael

January 28

"Holy Crap!" I'm the triple cork god.

By: Joshua Kohel

January 28

I can light up your world

By: Trevor roy

January 28

This is what happens when Torstein and Nichole get togather

By: Jesus Casiano

January 28

It's so cold yet I'm so hott

By: Jerry

January 28

Dragon breath.

By: Phil

January 28

Oakley will bring the heat. We spit hot fire!

By: mike poma

January 28

Jump on in, its a little peice of heaven!

By: Sergey

January 28

I'm charging up my lazers, McMorris.

By: Mike Poma

January 28

Is it me, or am i a caveman?

By: Joakim Bekkevold Kretzmähr

January 28

Hey i'm Norwegian too and that's daily thing we do here in Norway, we are vikings, Horgmoooo!!!

By: Don Di Fiore

January 28

spit rhymes so fast they'll burn a hole in the sun~

By: Oliver kane

January 28

I guess I may be a cause if global warming?

By: Mike

January 28

My mouth is so much more electrifying than Uncle Festers!

By: John K

January 28

Melting snow one breath at a time...

By: Greg Lujan

January 28

Better call the fire department cause i'm on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Austin Burkeen

January 28

The fire-breathing cork dragon.

By: Sean

January 28

Who ever said to not mix fire and ice?

By: mack

January 28

GOT SCOPE???

By: doug b

January 28

Im Dilon and I spit hot fire

By: Bishop

January 28

Take a breath, we got you covered.

By: Trey B

January 28

The Tor showing us that even fallen angels need a fuel source to munch on every so often...

By: Jack

January 28

Spit fire.. wait i dont skate

By: Taylor Mann

January 28

Torstein has been blazing lately

By: Erin

January 28

Everyone says you get heartburn when you're pregnant, but this is ridiculous.

By: Wayne Patten

January 28

WTF Mark McMorris just stole my move and scored a 49 .Fu%K it,Poweriiiing up with my super powers! Dropping... (Crowd)Did you see that Torstein Horgmo score a perfect 50... (Tortein)Eat shit Mark McMorris

By: Dirk

January 28

"Should I have a dentist look at this?"

By: Jan

January 28

I have enough fire drills my boss makes me in office so that one can't beat me ;)

By: Bailee

January 28

Does anybody have an antacid?... My acid reflux is really actin up today!

By: Erin

January 28

I've got a date with this hot chick tonight....how's my breath?

By: JAMES

January 28

The earth trembled and quaked, and the foundations of the mountains shook; they trembled because he was angry. Smoke rose from his nostrils; consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it. He parted the heavens and came down; dark clouds were under his feet. He mounted the cherubim and flew; he soared on the wings of the wind.

By: Colin

January 28

looks like a dove coming out, Horgmo and his triple cork is "sent from above"

By: Jeremy Byington

January 28

Can you smellllllllllllllllllll, what the Torstein is cookin!!!

By: Tyler

January 28

"SKÅL"

By: Tyler

January 28

"Hello, my name is Torstein Horgmo, and I eat the souls of hummingbirds for breakfast"

By: Will Seymour

January 28

While Horgmo has been described as a God among men, this still doesn't describe why he appears to be speaking in tongues.

By: Matt

January 28

And you thought lighting farts on fire was cool.

By: Ian Duecy

January 28

Scientists have recently figured out the reason Torstein Horgmo is able to defy gravity, he's from another planet; where the race is powered by nuclear cores!

By: daniel

January 28

fire breathing rasta

By: dave miller

January 28

global warming? Nah I haven't noticed any effects from it!

By: Drew

January 28

next level blue angel

By: Daniel Dorres

January 28

Here Comes The BOOOOM!!!

By: Conrado Geronimo

January 28

World class rider, Torstein Horgmo, is so excited about the "Winter X games" in Aspen that he wants to show the world he has more than one talent...His breath is so hot in the mornings he can light up a room.

By: Anna Brodersen

January 28

Why so blue?

By: Dash Rowland

January 28

Rah, Rah, like a dungeon dragon!

By: Robert marks

January 28

Side affects may include a burning sensation

By: Tom

January 28

Mexican food, can't get enough.

By: Heather Pinkham

January 28

I spit hot, HOT fire!

By: Dan

January 28

o hey its "Torch"stein Horgmo

By: candace

January 28

they can chew you up but they gotta spit you out!

By: Joseph Gleason

January 28

nasty as i'll ever be, are you sure the snow is falling?

By: Jennifer C.

January 28

"Puff the Magic Dragon has nothing on me!!!"

By: Zach

January 28

And this is exactly why I don't eat Mexican food before I board!!! And if you think that's bad you should see what it looked like coming out the other end... Let's just say that the toilet will never be the same.

By: Jordan Viveiros

January 28

"I don't always throw triple corks. But when I do, I like to breathe fire."

By: Aaron Tufts

January 28

Dang, maybe I should read the side effects in cigarets next time :/

By: Žan Novak

January 28

he says ; " fuuuck that box son - lets put it on fire "

By: shelby

January 28

Hi! Im torstien aka a triple cork throwin', fire blowin' monsta!

By: joe

January 28

HORGMO CENTIGRADE

By: Brock coutu

January 28

I am Snowboarder I breath fire and throw out triple corks like there pancakes.

By: Andrew Dangler

January 28

"If you wear Oakley you can do triple corks too, oh, and this cool thing I'm doing with my mouth!"

By: Esben Gudbrandsen

January 28

I eat tripple cork´s for breakfast!

By: Gillian

January 28

The dragon slayer himself.

By: Mikey Gierula

January 28

I just went BEAST mode!!!

By: Kaspars

January 28

Don't mess with angry grizzly!

By: Jesse

January 28

Selling your soul to the devil = Triple Cork and other fringe benefits

By: John

January 28

Flaming hot wings!

By: Eddie Vais

January 28

No one explained to him that when spitting fire don't inhale!

By: cory Cook

January 28

PFF triple corks are nothing...

By: justin miklich

January 28

Zeus has good aim.

By: Ally Seashells

January 28

I spit hot fire!

By: Matej

January 28

because just an open mouth is too mainstream

By: Russell H.

January 28

Torstein Horgmo is busy practicing tricks for X Flames 17

By: Nick

January 28

Damn Mexican food!

By: Philip

January 28

Fire tornado .

By: Brandon

January 28

"FUS RO DAH!"

By: Dirk

January 27

Wait, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

By: Megan

January 27

Damn. Do you really enjoy giving me spicy peppers and watching me suffer?

By: Megan Palmer

January 27

They didn't believe me when I told them I could breathe fire...

By: TheRealest

January 27

Just lost a game of in and around your mouth

By: Megan W

January 27

"Come on baby, light my fire" ;)

By: Bryan

January 27

"Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan Dylan and Dylan -because I spit hot fire!"

By: Jake

January 27

A little taste of the demon within Torstein!

By: Kyle willetts

January 27

Torstein - stomping triple corks , glowing from the inside what will he do next?!

By: garrett j

January 27

I thought this was the cover from "Haunting in connecticut"

By: Sean O'Connor

January 27

this is what too much dubstep does to you

By: Dirk

January 27

Game of in your face - Torstein Horgmo vs. Fire Breathing Dragons.

By: Dirk

January 27

Game of in your face...off-hill edition!

By: Dirk

January 27

Torstein doesn't eat steak, he eats dragons!

By: Hunter

January 27

check out this new flavor of snus, Glow mint!

By: Brendon Gibb

January 27

After inventing the 'Torstein' filament light bulb, Horgmo proclaimed "Let There Be Light!"

By: Brendon Gibb

January 27

After inventing the 'Torstein' filament light bulb, Horgmo said "Let there be light!"

By: Dane

January 27

That Cobra Dog was HOT. My mouth feels like its on fire!

By: Shao L

January 27

Torstein: I never eat shit, instead I spit fire, AWSM.

By: Tristan

January 27

I just ate travis rice.....Damn!

By: Tyler Og

January 26

Torstien Horgmo- First one to the triple cork, Now he's spittin flame, watch your girl or he'll pork, cause he's got the game

By: Craig

January 26

180 hard-way fart lightin'.

By: Joel

January 26

The anti-summer himself

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