This contest has ended. Congrats to the winners…

1. CRiSCo
“The phenemenon of breathing fire occurs when one’s red blood cells start to party. Naturally, with all parties, alcohol is brought into the picture. Red blood cells, by nature, are extremely careless alcoholics, and often spill quite a bit of alcohol. The alcohol reacts with the pacemakers in the heart, and, as a result, fire is formed in the bloodstream. Lungs then expell the flames before any damage is done, resulting in breathing fire. According to extensive scientific research, breathing fire is NOT good for you. There is no known cure.”

2. Sam Sandmire
“Pop Rocks Overdose”

3. Dave
“Never eat glowsticks”

4. Esben
“I eat triple corks for breakfast”

Oakley’s Team of World Class Riders are pumped for Winter X Games this week in Aspen! So pumped that they’re giving away two sick Oakley Snow Gear Packs worth almost $700.

All you have to do is add a funny, witty caption to Oakley Ripper Torstein Horgmo’s funky picture above by adding a comment with your contact info. The editors of Snowboarder Magazine and Oakley Sports will choose the best two captions (one male, one female) next week!

Prize Pack:
1. Oakley Airbrake® Snow Goggle or Gretchen Bleiler Signature Series Stockholm™ Snow Goggle
2. Oakley Tech Outerwear Piece
3. Oakley Snow Beanie
4. Oakley Snow Gloves

Check out the Oakley Snow Collections and follow Oakley Action Sports on Twitter at @OakleyAction
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Women’s:

May the best captions win!