Boy Shredders in Playboy!?!

The mag usually associated with the world's hottest bimbos, Playboy, is featuring a bunch of shred dudes in their November issue. Don't get too happy, they are all dressed, in fact, smartly dressed. The riders involved are Todd Richards, Jamie Lynn, Jimmy Halopoff, and Jason Borgstede. They're dappered up in a fashion spread that's pretty goofy, but no doubt gets them lots of visibility (and maybe $). Hopefully it'll help Borgstede score a date. If you're old enough, the mag is on newsstands now. If you're not, look in the bottom drawer of your dad's desk in a few weeks. I got Todd Richards to answer a few questions about the shoot. Read his pathetic replies below.

How did you get hooked up with Playboy?
I got a call from my agency and Quiksilver.

How did Halopoff get the invite?
Right place, right time. What - you saying he's not a handsome devil?

Were the chicks hot?
Beater.

Did they ask any tight questions about the shred?
No, they didn't ask us any shred questions.

Why are you covering up your wedding ring in the picture with the chicks?
What the hell are you talking about?

What was your favorite part of the shoot?
Leaving the next day.

Did you rig up a free subscription?
Nope - should've though. I could have given it to my friend Mark for his birthday.

If you could have a column in Playboy, what would it be?
It would be "How not to appear like a total creep when buying porn." Believe me, most guys that are buying porn are closet molestors - either that or priests. Either way, you're an uncle Pervy.